omar-minaya-awfulYesterday the Mets had a conference call with reporters to announce that Johan Santana will be shut down for the remainder of the season. Sounds pretty simple, but these are your New York Mets. During that call, Omar Minaya revealed he forgot his ace had an injury to the same elbow in the spring by saying, “spring training was such a long time ago.” He also said he could not remember what the All-Star break medical evaluation of Santana’s sore elbow showed. This from a man who’s job has already been deemed safe for 2010. It gets just a little bit more amazing each day.

Rockies 5, Dodgers 4; 10 innings: The team who was all but handed the NL West as early as June is finally torres-nosefeeling a little pressure thanks to a surging Rockies team. Last night it was Troy Tulowitzki in the big spot, lining a bases loaded single to win it in the 10th. With LA’s lead now at just two games, does Torre finally bust out his lucky nose picker?

Rangers 10, Yanks 9: Texas scored nine of their 10 runs with two outs. Joba was staked to an early 4-0 lead and proceeded to take a Marmaduke-sized dump all over it. Still, anyone would be more than happy to meet the Rangers in the playoffs despite their deep lineup because their closer is Frank Frank. He came on in the ninth last night, walked the first guy he faced and then gave up three straight singles. If not for Swisher bailing him out with that atrocious pop-up bunt, he’s the losing pitcher.

grady-sizemore1Royals 6, Indians 2: Zack Greinke went eight innings and struck out 15. He’s given up three runs or less in eight of his last 10 starts and has two wins to show for it. Nightmare. Get him the hell out of Kansas City. Grady Sizemore did not play as he was busy creating animal balloons at an 11-year old’s birthday party.

Cards 1, Astros 0: Adam Wainwright won his 15th and, surprise, Pujols drove in the lone run.

Nats 15, Cubs 6: Carlos Zambrano was awful. He went 4 1/3 and allowed eight runs on seven hits. Josh Willingham and Elijah Dukes combined for a modest 11 RBIs.

Red Sox 6, White Sox 3: I’m stunned, Freddy Garcia (6.1 IP, 3 ER) actually pitched well and held his own in this one. The loss falls squarely on Scott Linebrink, who’s given up six runs in his last three innings, including three last night.

Padres 2, Braves 1; 12 innings: Coming off two forgettable starts, Mat Latos was dominant, allowing two hits over seven innings. Jair Jurrjens (7.2 IP, 1 ER) wasn’t too bad either. Padres won it on a little David Eckstein RBI double.

Tigers 5, Angels 3: Washburn got his first win as a Tiger! His last win was, strangely, against the Tigers.

julio-borbonWho’s hot? Julio Borbón. Though his identity remains a dark, painful secret.

Oh, I can’t believe this. Hearing this song makes me wish I was picked up and unceremoniously dropped off by an enraged pteradactyl.