No F’ing Way: Tom Brady Knocked up Gisele?
Uncategorized March 8th. 2007, 3:12pm
This is nearly too impossible to even comprehend - Tom Brady and his new girlfriend, Gisele, may be pregnant, according to a report in a Brazilian newspaper. The Boston Globe has picked up the report, so expect it to be everywhere within the hour.
This would mean, of course, that Brady will be having two babies with two celebrity women, within about a six week span sometime between mid-August and mid-September.
Can this be possible? Anyone?
Report: Bundchen Pregnant by Brady (Boston Globe)
19 Responses to “No F’ing Way: Tom Brady Knocked up Gisele?”
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March 8th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Think Tom regrets not signing a more lucrative Mike Vick type contract now? His monthly child support payments, once he and Gisele break up, are gonna be more than the GNP of Yemen. If he needs advice on how to deal with multiple baby mommas, I got a few cousins that know how to manuever with the best of them.
March 8th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Ah geez.
March 8th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Screw that. He should have an incentive-based bonus on how many a-list honeys he knocks up. Dude is on a record setting pace.
March 8th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
If Grossman is the sex cannon, Brady is the sex gatling gun
March 8th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
I think he won’t have a problem with Gisele, since she has $150 millions! Maybe he should stay with her just for the sake of his child with Bridget…
March 8th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Did Tom Brady rediscover his Negro gene?
March 8th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Hey Brian, thats pretty goddamn racist right there. Check yourself.
March 8th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
No I think he discovered his Urlacher gene.
March 8th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
not only is it racist, it really doesn’t make any sense
March 8th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Wait a minute! NO WAY is Gis preggers. If this is true (and I don’t believe it, myself!), I’m scratching him off my hottie list FOREVER.
If this is true, Tom will be licking windows on the short bus pretty soon. Mid life crisis?
March 8th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
I would advise girls not even to look at Tom Brady because you might end up pregnant otherwise.
March 8th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Brady needs to be wearing more than a scarf, it seems.
March 8th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
First off Brian your an idiot. Also, if I were that damn rich and the most popular and best quarterback in the world WHY WHY WHY? You are just giving those women your money. He is going to end up getting taken to the cleaners like Michael Strahan if he keeps up. Well, I guess his saving grace is the women that have these babies do have a quite a bit of money already but they dont have HIS money.
March 8th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
My comment was made to illustrate the fact that millions of African American kids grow up in single parent homes, usually raised by their mother and their daddy is banging every chick in the world.
If a black guy made the comment, we’d be all laughing.
March 8th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Brian, the fact that MILLIONS of Caucasian American kids grow up in single homes, usually raised by their mother and their daddy is banging every chick in the world (Tom Brady is one example) as white guys and the media congratulate him on his successful swimmers says a lot about double standards also.
Brady and Leinert and HUNDREDS of white guys I know have Baby Mamas. We’ve joined the club!
March 8th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
That last sentence should read: They’ve joined the club. I am a handsome Black / African American (not Negro) gentlemen originally from the South!
March 9th, 2007 at 12:57 am
Brian, you know we cant see you….. right?
March 9th, 2007 at 1:24 am
Tom needs to call up Shawn Kemp and Larry (Grandmama) Johnson for their child support attorney. Notwithstanding Brian’s idiotic statement, if this is true, I would like to see how this is spun as far as Tom and not wearing his jim hats
March 9th, 2007 at 3:16 am
wait! her rep denies it and apparently her Dad and even her Sisters denied it. if immediate family members have come out and denied it why is this shiat still getting posted?
um, even if it is true, and it isn’t….Tom Brady will always be on my hot list. Not sure what his brain has to do with his overall extreme hotness. Damned, I think I might be pregnant with his baby afterall, SCORE!!!!!