Meet the Smartest Man in Major League Baseball
1-liner, Baseball, Media Gossip/Musings September 4th. 2009, 12:45pmCraig Breslow: He is a pitcher for the Oakland Athletics. And he has a degree from Yale in molecular biophysics and biochemistry, which has led to the Connecticut native being given “the unofficial and potentially burdensome title of ’smartest man in baseball.’” A challenger: Philly infielder Eric Bruntlett, who has a Stanford economics degree, and scored a 1440 on the old SAT. And it would be remiss of us not to mention Ross Ohlendorf, who majored in operations research and financial engineering at Princeton. This story reads as if it were a plant from the PR folks at MLB – it comes out less than six weeks after the Wall Street Journal poked the sport: “while many current major leaguers had college experience, we found only 26 (including managers), who have earned degrees.” [USA Today]
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September 4th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Curt Schilling’s gonna be a Senator, so he must be pretty smart.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
and yet all of them earn more than every single one of us in a year, and quite a few of them reside in the top 1% of earners in the country.
/wish i were a bench player making $300k a year.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
No way he gets elected in that state.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
i have a hard time believing any guy who campaigned on the behalf of GW and McCain will win a seat as the senator for Mass. although putting “Curt Schilling politics” as a google image search has a couple interesting results.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Curt Schilling’s gonna be a Senator, so he must be pretty smart.
“Crazy” Jim Bunning agrees with this.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
“while many current major leaguers had college experience, we found only 26 (including managers), who have earned degrees.”
they and the NBA guys must skew the shit out of the “Is a college degree worth having student loans for vs just having a high school diploma”
studies they crank out every year.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I thought Stephen Strasburg was a Rhodes Scholar and cured cancer, not to mention he throws in triple digits.
/Boras’d
//SI’d
September 4th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Better question: who is the smartest tbl commentor?
/ takes self out of running
September 4th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Impressive, but he’s still no match for Lenny Dykstra.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
how is being labeled the smartest man in baseball “potentially burdensome”?
September 4th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
That’s kind of like being named the worlds tallest dwarf.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Valedictorian at night school
/not in running
September 4th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
the old sat only went up to 5
/jpq
September 4th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Just fyi, if you or your kid is a decent pitcher and has good grades, Stuper, the Yale baseball coach, is pretty damn good at developing pitchers for the MLB.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Ohlendorf will kick Breslow’s ass in the squared circle and chess.
September 4th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
2009: where being smart is considered burdensome.
i would rather have the ‘burdensome” title of the smartest man in baseball than the dumbest.
September 4th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I think Tony LaRussa has a JD and isn’t the tall pitcher Chris Young an Ivy Leaguer?