Let’s start with Friday Night Lights. Riggins is the man. Lyla’s on the market, and we plan on pouncing if she ever shows up in New York. We’re torn – who’s hotter, the bad-influence girl or the coach’s nubile daughter? Now, onto LOST. To anyone who quit the show – last night was perhaps the greatest episode of the season. We spent a ton of time dorking it up on the message boards last night. This show is a complete mindfuck and we love it.

Billy Packer’s myspace is a hoot. (Joe Sports Fan)

Bloggers, for whatever reason, seem to have taken a liking to Jason Whitlock. (Nation of Islam Sports Blog)

Here’s the much-anticipated Kim Kardashian sex tape. Problem: It wouldn’t load for us! If you can get it up and running PLEASE EMAIL US IMMEDIATELY.. A reader already sent us a better link. Thanks! (Drunken Stepfather)

Grab Ryan Dempster in your fantasy league, if only because he’s training to be a ninja. (Sports by Brooks)

An in-depth look a the Pokey Chatman situation, which hopefully will produce an update soon. (Leave the Man Alone)

Owners, take note: leaving messages on blogs is very cool. (Need 4 Sheed)

Eli Manning gets engaged to his college girlfriend. Cha-ching. (NY Daily News)

A new week, a new Steve Alford-is-gone rumor. (Signal to Noise)

Thank goodness college hoops doesn’t operate under the silly BCS System. Otherwise, Georgetown wouldn’t even be here! (Fan IQ)

It’s not even April and the Phillies pitching staff is hurting. (Bugs and Cranks)

Chronicling all of the Duke hoops problems. (McCabe on the ACC)

Natalie Portman looking good at a Knicks game. Not ‘Closer’ good, but good nonetheless. (Ninja Dude)

Even we submit to the occasional interview. (Daily Forecast)

One of our personal favorites – Eliza Dushku. Goddess. (Popoholic)

CC Sabathia, doing his part to get minorities into baseball. (Lion in Oil)