Bill Simmons: ESPN’s Bill Simmons has been banned from appearing on Adam Carolla podcasts, this according to Adam Carolla. Bill Simmons, however, told us via email that it is not true (and he didn’t even address us as “Young Jason!”). Nevertheless, an avid listener of Carolla podcasts pointed out to us that at the 42-minute mark here, Carolla goes on a rant about how Simmons and a guy named Dave Dameshek were recently “banned from doing this show [by] their bosses.” Carolla went on to surmise that the last podcast with Simmons was too “jizz-laden.” Carolla then bashed ESPN, calling the guys who made this decision “retards.” Based on the four minutes we listened to, Carolla really enjoys using the word “retard.” We can’t be the only person to find him terribly unfunny. And yes, we had to google Dave Dameshek. Apparently, he’s a big deal on the LA talk radio scene. [Adam Carolla]