Dirk Finds Out That His Baby Mama Was Never Pregnant in the 1st Place
1-liner, Cougar Love, Courts, Legal, NBA September 4th. 2009, 10:00amDirk Nowitzki: A spectacular, movie-like ending to one of the five most bizarre sports stories of the summer – Dirk Nowitkzi’s former live-in girlfriend, the one who claimed to be pregnant and had a criminal past complete with aliases and is going to jail for five years … was never pregnant. A massive sigh of relief for the best German basketball player in NBA history. This whole drama has the feel of an NBC movie-of-the week, possibly starring Elizabeth Berkley, Meagan Good, or Eva Mendes. The athlete is a tougher role to nail … tall guy, a modicum of athletic ability, unruly hair … Ashton Kutcher needs work, right? [Marc Stein]
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September 4th, 2009 at 10:02 am
This is worse than the 2006 Finals. Dirk fails again.
/self loathing Mavs fan
September 4th, 2009 at 10:04 am
who played shaggy in the scooby doo movies? he’d be perfect.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Huh? Also, that’s reckless abuse of the Cougar Love tag.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:07 am
I bet Bennett Salvatore could knock her up, no problem.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:07 am
who played shaggy in the scooby doo movies? he’d be perfect.
matthew lillard. He’d be perfect if you needed somebody to bury alive, and never be heard from again. That guy sucks.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:07 am
for the best German basketball player in NBA history
Detlef Schrempf!
September 4th, 2009 at 10:08 am
I bet Bennett Salvatore could knock her up, no problem.
somewhere, Alonzo Mourning is claiming credit for the cock block, with his signature muscles pose.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:09 am
oh come on…that dude was AWESOME in scream 1.
and it’s not like dirk is some complex character with subtleties and intrigue…he’s a german who likes to get hammered and has a pretty jumper. if this was the mid-80’s, it’d be dolph lundgren in a heartbeat, but he’s too old for this shit.
/danny golver in leathal weapon’d
September 4th, 2009 at 10:10 am
alonzo mourning can burn in hell.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Ah, she was playing the “pregnancy card.”
/rollseyes
September 4th, 2009 at 10:15 am
i’d like to hear the columnists who slammed dirk for allowing his pregnant fiance to rot in prison come forward and share their opinion now.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:15 am
she ain’t messin’ wit no broke Germans
September 4th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Lilliard was also good in “13 Ghosts”–
September 4th, 2009 at 10:19 am
that guy’s got crackerjack’s avatar.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Dirth–I know–I’ve gone for awhile but that was my last avatar. I need to change it.
I’m a gal
September 4th, 2009 at 10:21 am
unfortunately meagan good is already signed on for house party XII
September 4th, 2009 at 10:23 am
this has been my favorite story of the year. remember when she said it all started when she accidentally dialed his number. i have yet to see a decent pic of this girl.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:25 am
I’m a gal
welcome back. sorry about the confusion. Maybe that cup is a girl on that show, and I don’t know that.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:28 am
what are the chances of 2 of the 4 female commenters (that I know of) on tbl picking the same gravatar?
September 4th, 2009 at 10:31 am
The lesson: Don’t stick it in the crazy.
/The More You Know!
September 4th, 2009 at 10:33 am
i have said this before. she is crazy, is redundant.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Thanks Dirth. Now if I can just figure out how to change it…
September 4th, 2009 at 10:34 am
what are the chances of 2 of the 4 female commenters (that I know of) on tbl picking the same gravatar?
I’ve got them in the neighborhood of astronomical. If we have 4 girls, I feel kind of obliged to tuck my genitalia back into my trousers.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:36 am
youre wearing pants? you’re 1 up on me.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:38 am
+ 1 Duder
September 4th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Uwe Blab has a problem with all this
September 4th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Weird, we’re both gals and have the same avatar. Must be something about the Master Shake…
September 4th, 2009 at 10:57 am
And presto-chango–I feel like a new woman. Go Hokies
/Probably delusional to think we will win, but will be drunk tomorrow so it doesn’t matter
September 4th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Ive been thinking about changing mine for a while now anyway, but I havent come up with anything better. Maybe Ill do that today.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:58 am
It didnt’ take–I guess later it will. It will be VT Hokie image–
September 4th, 2009 at 10:58 am
there’s always something about the Master Shake…can you demonstrate that action for a brutha?
September 4th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Cracker–Master Shake is my screen saver. I worship him.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:05 am
It took this long to figure out that she wasn’t pregnant? Was Maury Povich too busy to take a look at this?
September 4th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
As posted a few days ago with select pics of Meagan good, my gf, who looks like Meagan Good at times, and I are a real-life version of that movie Ashton Kutcher and that hot chick were in with the late Bernie Mac.
We deal with it including all the stares as if we are celebrities especially from racist whyyyte folks here in PA, of which there are more. And I don’t look or act anything like that douchebag Ashton Doucher.
Hopefully they can pick some cool dude for the real instead of yet another goofy whyyyte dude like Kutcher to be the butt of any joke when in a TV scene with someone of a different background.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
in PA of which there are more than in any other state I have lived in and with which she has had to deal most of her life.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
i was thinking gary busey