John Calpari’s Calling in the Recruiting Reinforcements: He’s Hired a Pal of LeBron
College Basketball, Shady McShady, William Wesley (aka Worldwide Wes) September 9th. 2009, 6:00pm
Louisville’s Rick Pitino made his chess move last week, and now, it’s John Calipari’s turn. In a maneuver that won’t get him in any trouble with the NCAA, the new Kentucky coach hired Brandon Weems as a graduate assistant. Who’s Brandon Weems?
Weems was a teammate of LeBron James’ back at St. Vincent-St. Mary (Ohio) and is one of LeBron’s closest friends. One source told me that Weems’ presence in Lexington was key in LeBron showing up on the campus during the summer.
“Hey impressionable 11th grade recruit – meet my graduate assistant. He played high school with LeBron. Want to talk to LeBron?”
That’ll be all for us today. For the early portion of tomorrow, Ty Duffy will be running the show, so email him anything you see around the web that looks neat (Tyduffy@gmail.com). And we’ll get around to as many of you wannabe commenters as we can in the next 24 hours before the season begins.
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September 9th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
No USMNT post today? We had a Caster Semenya (sp?) Hermaphrodite, and many other pointless posts, but no post on our country attempting to qualify for the Coupe de Monde? I love you TBL, but sometimes….
September 9th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I bet it will be up as the game starts.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
fuck soccer
September 9th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
I’ll fuck soccer, you can go fuck Caster Semenya.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
well at least there might be a chance it is a woman. you fuck soccer you are definitely fucking dudes.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Might have something to do with our country not caring about soccer. Just a guess.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I just got a unexpected $600 check in the mail, and it’s legit…so I can’t really get in a frothing rage like I normally do when Cal’s antics are discussed.
/0 Final Fours
September 9th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
What’s the logic in this statement? Are you going for comedy? Sarcasm? Derision? It just doesn’t make sense, because you see, women play soccer too, lots of them. Go back to the drawing board. Better yet, just don’t talk about shit you don’t know anything about. And bbryan, no idea who you are, but go back to Deadspin or wherever you came from. Losers.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
go lebron!!!
September 9th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
irony. dont forget irony. here is what i know about soccer. i know i dont care about it and the majority of americans also dont so fuck soccer.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Can you define irony?
September 9th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
can you?
September 9th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Can you define irony?
no, but can you tell me what an ingrown vagina hair feels like? I can’t even imagine it.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Because what you said is not irony
September 9th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Or even close to being ironic.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
farvicodin, just ignore him. It’s been said too many times, his jokes are old and stale.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
The majority of americans also don’t care about football, basketball, baseball, golf, tennis, etc…does that mean fuck all of those also?
September 9th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
Its a black fly in your chardonnay
Its a death row pardon two minutes too late
Its like rain on your wedding day
Its a free ride when youve already paid
Its the good advice that you just didnt take
A traffic jam when youre already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
Its like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
Its meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
September 9th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
No, I cannot. The other night someone actually tried to define irony, and I was at a table with like 10 people, and no one could do it. It was kinda funny actually. What the hell is irony?? Anyone?
September 9th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Yes, I quoted that song the other night too. Hey, Mrej, if we put aside our soccer differences, maybe we aren’t that different?
September 9th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
you soccer fags got like a billion soccer posts yesterday and i didnt go into one of them and say anything so dont come into a basketball post and start crying because you didnt get a fucking post today. jesus christ you guys are fags
September 9th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
To calm stuff down
I want every chick in the world to Audrina Patridge’s plastic surgeon
September 9th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
That’s how mrejr gets them every time.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag
September 9th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Just for the record the highest paid athlete (by far) in America is a soccer player.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Good lord, I think Audrina Patridge has the best set of tits going today. Anyone?
September 9th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Tiger Woods plays soccer???
September 9th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
It’s not fair, I said Audrina was the hottest girl the first episode of the Hills I watched. I should get credit for discovering her.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
we’re probably not but soccer is lame. what is really ironic is that i hate soccer but my family actually has a history in soccer. i have an uncle who was on the german olympic soccer team and a lot of relatives who have played soccer. dot ask me his name because we just called him uncle booby or boobie. his last name was onstadt
September 9th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
He said athlete.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
She’s the only thing redeemable about those shows. Speaking of which…Fetch, you watch The Hills?
September 9th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Well then, props to you Fetch. But the props is being taken away bc you were watching the Hills.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
soccer players are athletes???
September 9th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Yes.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
The best athletes in the world, on the whole. There is no argument about this. In every other competitive sport, except maybe hockey, there are out of shape, fat, lazy players. Soccer is the most fit sport in the world.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
i just tried to search for uncle booby but no luck. maybe it was just a family myth or some shit.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
your confusing people who are in shape with being athletic. you are wrong.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I just googled “mregjr bullshit stories that he clearly made up”, and I got a ton of hits.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
No, I’m not wrong. Why do people think that being able to do things with your hands is more impressive than being able to do things with your feet? It’s the other way around people. Anyone can throw a ball or catch a ball. Try to kick a ball 40 yards spinning to a goal or a cross to a teammate, or anything with your feet. It’s much more challenging.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
God I’m sounding gay. I wasn’t even good at soccer, pretty bad actually.
September 9th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
i didnt just make it up. im gonna call my dad and see what his real name was. i promise you that my he was really on the team or my dad has been lieing to me. i dont give a shit about you enough to lie to you farv
September 9th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
man they are getting real loose with the definition of “athlete”. What’s next? girls playing double-dutch? dance competitions? figure skaters??
September 9th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Ok, it’s been real boys! Off to watch USMNT, Go Jozy!
September 9th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Audrina is plastic surgery done correctly…doesn’t look fake, enough doubt that you could still claim to be natural, and the original body was good enough to support the upgrades.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
HUGE difference between being and athlete and being fit. In college I roomed with a guy who ran a few miles every day, but was not particularly athletic. I did nothing, other than drink tons of beer. I decided to “get back in shape” and went out with him to run. He smoked me the first couple days. By the end of the week I was running backwards encouraging him. Thus me=better athlete, him=more fit. See the difference?
September 9th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
NBA players are the best athletes on Earth, but soccer players are a close third behind synchronized swimmers.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
You do that mrejr. You can be sure I don’t give a shit about you or your family heritage. Go Fuck Yourself San Diego!
September 9th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Audrina Patridge looks like the martian from Meatballs II.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
They look fake to me. Real nice, but there’s no way you could pull those off as natural.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Can you guide me through the process in which you decided that soccer players aren’t athletes? I’ve always wanted to see how a crazy person thinks.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
+1
September 9th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
I was just saying that to piss off the soccer fans, but I’ll play along…
Where I grew up(in ‘merica!), if you wasn’t good enough to play football, baseball, or basketball, and you reaaaally wanted to play for a team… you played soccer.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
No. Can you explain? I see soccer players out partying with the WAGS all the time.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
That’s funny, when I was in school, the soccer/baseball/basketball teams had cuts, but the football team could barely get enough people to field a team.
And is anyone else having trouble with espn360 tonight? The feed keeps freezing on me.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
too much contact for the ‘athletes”. kids are pussies.
/get off my lawn’d
//jpq is old
///out of no where
September 9th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Soccer players ARE athletes, no one is arguing they are not athletic. To me athletes have 6 basic traits: Speed, Strength, Hand-eye coordination, Size, Body-control and leaping. In soccer you need GREAT speed, and body control, good Hand-eye (foot-eye) coordination, decent strength,leaping and size. Basketball needs a variety of things, but the SF position (the most athletic position on the floor generally) needs great leaping, strength, hand-eye, good size, body control and speed. Other position needs varying degrees of these attributes, but that is how I map it out.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
You definition of how great an athlete is revolves around whether or not they part with WAGS?
September 9th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Three posts in a row. Obviously all the above “great, good and decent” are in the contexts or really athletic people.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
i keep seeing and hearing that farvre may not play in every game. you’re getting paid 12 million you better play in every damn game .i dont care if it is as a holder on kicks or just a decoy your ass better suit up. god i hate favre. people should hit him with batteries.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Ray Rice or Percy Harvin?
September 9th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
the D looks like crap (as does the field…)
September 9th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Looking forward to the fresh meat
September 9th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
I smell an early goal for T and T coming
September 9th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Tiger can’t cut steak?
September 9th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Damn, what a terrible field…donovan doesn’t even have room to kick a corner.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
they look lost on both O and D. set corners are not too bad so hopefully that continues
September 9th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
The gayest thing in this post is that someone said “Coupe de Monde”.
Also Alanis Morrisette has no idea what the definition of irony is. Her song is just about stuff that sucks.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I hate dempsey so much…what a worthless player
September 9th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
alright I’ll be the one who says it: Melanie Oudin is hot. Glad I got that off my chest.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
he used to be good. what happened? so far this game is jose, Donavan and howard
September 9th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
…
only if you have a horse fetish
September 9th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Alanis Morrisette
September 9th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
they look lost
September 9th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
They look extremely LAZY.
Damn, this is just terrible.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Also Alanis Morrisette has no idea what the definition of irony is. Her song is just about stuff that sucks.
you can’t be serious
/accepts banning for linking to an alanis morissette video
//fuck you, she’s awesome
September 9th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Pretty soon we’re going to be getting 0 points out of this.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
/looks out from behind rock
Is there still bickering about soccer being relevant/not relevant going on? Yes? Ok. I’ll be back later once the game or match or whatever the hell they call it is over.
/Goes back to watching U.S. Open
//at least one of them has a nice rack
September 9th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Howard. earning his keep
September 9th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
What does it take for Maradona to get fired?
And why doesn’t Howard say something to the effect, “Bob Bradley is wasting my prime” to the federation?
September 9th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
like rain on your wedding day? thats not ironic, it happens all the time. no wonder ryan reynolds dumped her.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Another member of the trading up Hall of Fame, joining Hewitt. Any other nominations?
September 9th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
you’re all stupid and all your teams suck.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
weak first half.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Wow, refs are really incompetent…
September 9th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
I’ll give you that one.
but at a bar, with your friends, alanis is in the karaoke rotation
September 9th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
who is watching obama’s address to congress?
September 9th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
i can only hope that Jindal is doing the republican response
September 9th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Boy did this thread get out of hand in a hurry.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
i’m gonna mute the address for five random minute blocks then unmute it for 10 random minute blocks so its like im watching hannity or beck.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
you’re all stupid and all your teams suck.
After this Saturday, all you’ll have left is 8 months of LeTravel and the fat old reality star running up and down the court.
/browns, indians, buckeyes blow
September 9th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
you know what soccer players are when they actually make an NFL team? The kicker. A lot of speed and athletic ablity those guys have…
September 9th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
a nfl player couldnt make a soccer team
September 9th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Not one thing in that song is ironic. It’s all unfortunate situations. If thats what she was going for..then bravo.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I just had Buffalo Chicken Fajitas from Chilis. That shit is excellent.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
a basketball player couldnt make a baseball team
/jordan’d
September 9th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
a nfl player couldnt make a soccer team
Not Grady Jackson at least.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
I’m sure ocho cinco could make a soccer team.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
I love the Southwestern Eggrolls too, Tampa. Chilis is underrated.
Just had Portillo’s myself.
Oudin down a set, 6-2, at the Open. Has no answer for Wozniacki’s
breastsbackhand.September 9th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
bullshit. maybe not every nfl player(lineman, linebackers,qb)but i can promise you that if you gave a cb or rb the right amount of training not only would they make the team but they would dominate at it. that was a bad blanket statement. very bad. and possibly racist.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
you’re all stupid and all your teams suck.
You’re actually all ass clowns, and all your teams suck. The stupidity is a byproduct of being an ass clowns.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Just like I’m sure Tim Howard could make a football team…hell, he was drafted by the Globetrotters.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
oh yea i forgot about over over-30 mens rec league.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
tall guy = dumb dumb.
The globetrotters are an exhibition BASKETBALL team.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Really, I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me that.
/Howard’s a straight up nasty athlete, would make a nasty MLB
September 9th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
At least I think that’s right. Careful dirt, I hear they have a mafia that comes and gives guys like us swirlys while were audited on our taxes.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
If Caroline Wozniacki wasn’t playing I would have turned this match off by now. I’ve seen better over 50 year old matches on Sunday morning.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I havent had Portillos in a decade
September 9th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
that sound you hear right now are the insurance companies folding…
September 9th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
great play. awesome shot. usa 1-0
September 9th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
SWEEET!!!
September 9th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Bob Bradley is smarter than me.
/ignore the fact that I was mad about Clark starting
September 9th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Yeah, as long as Tom Daschle and the AARP are writing the plan, the insurance companies have nothing to worry about.
And fuck Bradley for taking out Altidore…
September 9th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Oudin has got to have something like 20 unforced errors on her forehand. This is awful tennis right now. She’s beating herself.
Still, Wozniacki is killing with that backhand. Neither of these women stand a chance against Serena or Clijsters.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Do these tennis idiots realize Wozniacki is only one year older than Oudin? I mean come on it’s not like Oudin is paying Billie Jean King here. Would be nice if they mentioned that she’s only a kid too.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I though she was two years older, rs? Even still, she’s young.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I swear, someone needs to put a shock collar on Dempsey and shock him every time he gives up the ball due to pure laziness.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
bullshit. maybe not every nfl player(lineman, linebackers,qb)but i can promise you that if you gave a cb or rb the right amount of training not only would they make the team but they would dominate at it. that was a bad blanket statement. very bad. and possibly racist.
This is always a retarded argument.
“What if these athletes played another sport?”
September 9th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Alright, hold this lead and hope Mexico/Houduras ends in 3 points for someone and Costa Rica loses to El Salvador.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
By the way every time Oudin hits a bad shot she looks at her box and starts pouting. Wozniacki very cool and collected and she’s only 19.
/Thats right, I’m becoming Anti-American.
//Have you seen Wozniacki?
September 9th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
ESPN really needs to show Jeters parents more. Twice every game isn’t enough.
/first comment in 24 hours. Was going through withdrawl.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Cracker Faggot Jack: Explain to me how saying Coupe de Monde is gay?
September 9th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
tallguy: Clint Dempsey would be dead by halftime. Which is weird cause I’ve seen him play for Fulham a couple times and the first time I did I was shocked. He looked like a totally different player.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Wozniacki born in 90, Oudin in 91. Its just that Oudin’s birthday is in two weeks.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
So very true. The crabmeat quesadillas are superb, though I can only get them at the Richmond, Va locations and not here at home.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
whoa watch the fucking language when fucking talking to a goddamn woman. i mean motherfucker!
September 9th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
My goodness My Guinness.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
and they say chivalry is dead.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
My ears could have been deceiving me, but I swear I heard on ESPN that she’s dating a 15 year old. Nice work, kid.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Commentator FIGHT!!!!
September 9th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Cracker Faggot Jack: Explain to me how saying Coupe de Monde is gay?
Farvicodin, do you know how I know you’re gay? You want to fight a girl.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
SHE’S NOT TWO YEARS OLDER, STUPID. Usually I like Mary Carillo but this is becoming insane. Just fawning over Oudin and she’s playing like crap. How about you guys point that out.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Explain to me how saying Coupe de Monde is gay?
ugh.. it’s French.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
How can anyone yell at Cracker Jack?
September 9th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
My goodness My Guinness.
Hernia, it’s all tennis, soccer, and pent up emotions in here. If I were you, I’d erase my own comment and act like I was never here.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
pump your brakes son that is my fakest internet friend you’re talking to.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Yeah I heard that too. Movin’ on up! Also apparently that kid came up with putting “believe” on her shoes. You would think that kid was Thomas Edison if you listen to Pam Shriver.
“Here’s little Tommy Brownnoser. He told Melanie to put “believe” on her shoes”. Do you think you’re the reason that Slavery was abolished?”
September 9th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Jeez, guys. Let’s get out of here. Suddenly I’m no longer in the mood to bash sport players…
/high road’d
September 9th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
An NFL corner could maybe play in central defense in soccer if he is big enough. But the skill, not talent, skill, level of the forward players in soccer is largely not related to athletic ability. Sure you have to be in outstanding shape, but just being fast doesn’t mean anything, otherwise every player on the soccer field would be interchangeable.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
my my, such language. why, i never!
/fans self
September 9th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
private pyle!
September 9th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Defend her some more guys, she might have e-sex with you. Just like Erin Andrews.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Lovely…Ching is on.
Cue T and T goal in 3…2…
September 9th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
I haven’t seen much of Oudin’s earlier matches but, was she coming to the net more or just hitting those forehands in? Her forehand has been garbage and she needs to start playing to Wozniacki’s forehand.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
mole do you know what kind of foot work you have to have to play corner in the nfl? because i don’t. seriously do you know? i bet it has to be pretty good.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
If we yelled at cracker jack everytime she said something dumb, well, we’d lose our voices.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Oudin REALLY needed that break. Needs to break this game period.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Defend her some more guys, she might have e-sex with you.
cracker jack puts out? I’d been leaning on the sportsgal for some e-lovin’ That was only after I figured out Fetch was a dude, too. That was awkward.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
dirt did you take my idea for a gravatar? becuase when i put that one up people thought i was gonna kill myself.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Mole, that’s not possible, she’s all about Jerod Mayo.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Boston is trash.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
mrejr is in a world of shit
September 9th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Haha wow dirt.
I’m no expert, but Landon Donovan gets a raw deal from some people, he’s pretty damn good.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Amazing, which is why I said central defense, because they do so much backpedaling and starting/stopping that I think it’s a good comparison. People seriously underestimate the skill required to cross and shoot a soccer ball at the level professionals (other than in the MLS) do. These guys have been learning to do it since they were kids. It’s not something that comes just from being a great athlete, it’s largely unrelated (some of the best players ever have been fat slobs: Ronaldo, Maradona, Soccer Mummy). And I’m not talking pop warner football, they have been on the books of professional teams since before their voice dropped.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
i bet biden is like, “i wish this god damn ugly bitch would stop standing up and burying her ugly ass face into his ass. my god damn knees are hurting me and i dont want to be here. fuck her!”
September 9th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
He does, but it’s evened out by others like Lalas declaring him a top 20 player in the world.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
TB makes a good point. After all, Boston is John Cena country.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
That was only after I figured out Fetch was a dude, too
You need to do more research. Fetch is a dike.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
remember that one time fetch and i got along because we were the only college hockey fans on the site? yeah and then i think i ran over his dog.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Dirt, trying watching this match for five minutes. If the noise Wozniacki makes before she hits the ball doesn’t make you want to do that thing where you hear her fart through a walkie talkie, I don’t know what to do for you.
September 9th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I bet he was like “Yea I like that big ass in my face.”
September 9th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Replace “dog” with “son” and “accidentally” with “repeatedly.”
September 9th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
john cena is the rock if you shot him in the head and he lost all the memories of being the rock. kinda like in wolverinr origins. cena is turrible.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Why doesn’t Bradley understand that experience is worthless if there isn’t talent backing it up?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Landon Donovan’s wife is not hot, so let’s get that of the way.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Bob Bradley is wearing sweatpants. This is embarrassing as an American.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Cracker Jack: I’m a big college puck fan. Go St Lawrence!
September 9th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
They’re split up now
September 9th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
I’m sorry, I just watched about 2 minutes of it, but I still cant get into tennis.
Back to yankees game.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
I can only imagine what the round-up thread is going to look like tomorrow due to all the politics and such tonight… It’ll be like Tim Whatley’s adults only dentist office. Let the expletives fly!
September 9th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
haha cracker jack i’m just kidding. You’re married so I can’t hit on you. Also, I had no idea you were a college hockey fan
September 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
a ring dont plug up no hole! cj…how YOU doin?
/classy guy’d
September 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Dirt, trying watching this match for five minutes.
There’s only one chick right now, Carrie Prejean, who is so incredibly hot that I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. Just the one girl.
Mrejr, you can have this avatar, but that doesn’t make it your idea.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
thats the only thing i remember about the good times we used to have, fetch. do you still do that blog?
/go black bears
September 9th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
ALEC BALDWIN ALERT AT THE OPEN!
September 9th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
where the fuck is mikenyc? i figured he would be in here tonight.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Ellen DeGeneres to replace Paula on Idol. Oh dear god.
/know it’s not sports, but oh dear god.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
dirt i dont want the avatar. i think brock is stuck with me crapping all over his image and reputation with my lame comments.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
reason 5066 why i have not and will not ever watch american idle
September 9th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
sure do. In fact, someone is dumb enough to pay me money to do that now.
/shameless plug
September 9th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Does Bradley have any self respect? He dresses like he’s homeless. The T&T coach just made him look like a 3rd grader when they stood next to each other.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
well, anyway, I vacated it. I’m going to go listen to Wozniacki grunt a bit.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
what the fuck is a boustany? and do the republicans have anyone not from louisiana?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
I wish our coaches would be classy and professional and wear suits.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Boustany face was uninspiring.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Mike Nolan should be available for work by week 10.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
/know it’s not sports, but oh dear god.
TBL will love you…
September 9th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
6-2, 6-2. Wozniacki send the story of the Open home with a blowout loss. Oudin was never in this.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
he’ll be here after it’s over. Trust me.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Seriously, what the hell is that all about. Not to be a dick or anything, but if I were to go looking for smart people to deal with huge complex issues, Louisiana is about dead last on the list of places to look.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
what is tyduffy doing on wipe-out?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
actually, mrejr, that’s Jay Cutler
September 9th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
actually it would be the first place i would go but just to knock it off the list real fast.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Oudin is a resident of Fraud City.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
It was more that her opponents hit a lot of errors. Sharapova was all over the place. Petrova hit all kinds of wild shots. Oudin played much better in those matches, but if she drew a Williams or Clijsters she would have been gone long ago. The only really good match she played was Dementieva because she was getting everything back and making Dementieva work. I had feeling she was losing tonight. Wozniacki doesn’t make unforced errors like the others she’s beaten.
Should have watched last night. Monfils-Nadal was amazing for the 1st two sets.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
wow, this is an intersting evening at tbl after dark
cj: i must apologize for the idiots in the room
/we Red Sox fans need to stick together
September 9th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
You’re a WHAT, JPQ!?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Hey any of you remember when that guy linked those Audrina Patridge pictures? That was awesome. A lot more awesomer than arguing about soccer.
/thankfully there’s football on tomorrow to argue about
September 9th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Maria just needs to take care of that injury and get back into form. She’s sucked all year long.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
@clown – who you got in that Pacquiao/Cotto fight?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Um, this is interesting….
September 9th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
i hope the titans get stomped while the steelers still turn the ball over 5 times.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
pfff, Roy Halladay’s not so tough.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
/we Red Sox fans need to stick together
You’re a WHAT, JPQ!?
Red Sox, baby! Favorite team of all (except for Bills).
I also became a Marlins fan after moving here. Sabres for NHL. Celtics about 20 years ago when I lived there. Now? don’t have onee
September 9th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Hey any of you remember when that guy linked those Audrina Patridge pictures? That was awesome.
Better that her fake ass.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Especially this part:
September 9th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Please turn in all your Paolo points, key card and laptop. Security will escort you out.
/bitter
//how could I have been fake internet chums with the enemy?!
September 9th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Didn’t read that far. I have a short attention span, and went looking for a more reputable story (after linking it, of course).
September 9th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
ill, my heart says Cotto because I want to see Cotto/Money Maywashout finally go at it. Floyd’s been ducking him for far too long.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Um, this is interesting….
SC: is this another one of TBL’s blind items where you want us to guess who you’re talking about?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
It’s a story about Matt Damon being dead. I guess the site got blown up from too much traffic (I saw it on twitter).
September 9th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
wow. shes got an amazing ass
September 9th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Nah, Pacman’ll take it setting up the showdown we all want to see after Mayweather disposes of Urineman.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Red Sox, baby!
//how could I have been fake internet chums with the enemy?!
ok. lemme guess. You’re a White Sox fan? Yankees fan? Cubs fan? With you, I never know which team you like this week, so I’m guessing Stankees, like that other bandwagon-rider clown with his Cowboys and Stankees
/keeping Paolo points for future eBay sale
September 9th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
They’re only redeemable for secret handshakes.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Same here… I’d like to see Cotto win. I think Mayweather will have more difficult with Marquez than many people think. Either way, Mayweather (if heathy) should win and whoever he fights next will be good for boxing.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
right on all counts jpq. hell add a about 23 more teams and you would still be correct.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Mayweather would fuck Cotto up.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Hey, I’m a Yankee fan. YOU GATA PROBLEM, POPS?!
/feels tough for talking trash to an octogenarian
September 9th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
JPQ – I just hate the Red Sox more than any other team. Including Iowa State, StL, the Buckeyes, the Knicks, the Packers and any other rival of my favorite squads.
/here comes the avalanche of SC jokes
//fuck you for judging
///Go Cubs
////I still like the Yankees, too
September 9th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
wow. shes got an amazing ass
She’s the reason the Resident Evil movies make a dime. So hot.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
The Marlins and Sawx have won titles more recently than the Yankees or Cowboys. What bandwagon am I riding, exactly?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Oh, and Federer is so fucking good when he comes to the net. Amazing volley to save a break, then win the game.
And… as I type that, he breaks Soderling and goes up 2-0.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
You’re not a bandwagon fan, Clown. You’re more of an “America’s Team” fan.
/now I have to shower, thanks.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
All I have to say is, Go Titans! For tomorrow night, at least. After that, they can go 3-12 for all I care.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
SC – how can you hate Iowa St? Have they ever threatened in any sport?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Empire Records is on right now. Is it sad that I’d rather wacth that than Tennis?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
What bandwagon am I riding, exactly?
ESPN favorites? America’s teams? It’s a joke clown, relax. They are the biggest NFL and MLB franchises
shatner: you’re out of the will. you’re dead to me
September 9th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
ill – Hawkeye alum. They are my sworn enemy. Ruined our perfect season in 2002. Shoulda been the Hawks beating Miami in the Fiesta Bowl.
/more than a stretch
//still bitter we had to play USC instead
September 9th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
If that was the case, he’d be a Cowboys and Braves fan.
/Ted Turner from the late 80s-early 90s
September 9th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
/fixed
//wgn america biatch
September 9th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
@jpq – Fine. We’ll just see what happens when you need to live with one of your kids in about, oh, six months. Don’t come crawling to me – looks like you’re stuck with Paolo for the rest of your day(s).
September 9th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Unbelievable. Girl just loses in the quarterfinals and now SI comes out with this crap. Give a 17 year old girl a break for chrissake.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
stay classy SI
September 9th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
It was actually a Braves marketing slogan during that time.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
I’ll admit to watching the Braves on TBS in my youth. It was baseball and I wanted to watch something pre-MLB Network/Extra Innings. Plus, you were guaranteed to see a HoFer three out of every four nights.
Steve Avery was no bum either.
/write down the time and date lefty
September 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Wow you guys must’ve had some fucked up family get togethers with Paolo and GSG at the same dinner table. How many high hard ones and bojacks were thrown around that dining room?
September 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Soderling is hitting bomb forehands and Federer is making it look like he’s playing in a sunday tennis league. A joy to watch.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
I think “most dominant athlete Usain Bolt” has some competition. Federer has got to win Sportsman of the Year if he takes the Open.
/if meaning when
September 9th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Teams SC likes:
Yanks
Cubs
Iowa
Illinois
Bears
Teams that are under the sun
Teams SC doesn’t like:
Red Sox
the mole people
September 9th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
phelps is the athlete of the year. end of story.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
How DARE you leave Blackhawks off that list, GSG! I’m one of six hockey fans that comment here and we must fight for our rights!
/Bulls too
//take Illinois off there
///I did grow up watching them in basketball though
////my brother and sister went there too
/////lots of /’s from me tonight
September 9th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
phelps is sportsman of the year. end of story.
/whatever you wanna call the award . he is it
September 9th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
My God. Federer just made Soderling look like an amateur… 6-0.
After the first game, Soderling won 4 points. Ouch.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Bagel. Wow, Soderling deserved a whole hell of a lot better than that. I feel bad if you have a ticket to the night matches tonight, you’re going to see about 38 minutes of tennis.
I still think Soderling can make this interesting. Fed is going to get bored. He started coming to net that set just to see if he could do it.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Oh, and I’ve got nothing against the mole people. Unless they like the Red Sox or Notre Dame.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
well you see JPQ raised Paolo and I was raised by FOX news. I never met my mother; I always pictured her as a mix between Katherine Hepburn and Farrah Fawcett. One day when I was 15, JPQ pulled me aside and said “son, here’s $200. I think it’s time you went on your own.” So for the next eight years I lived off the land on Long Island, having side jobs as both a newspaper salesman and a groupie rounder for Talib Kweli. Sure the pay was good, but I knew I was capable of more. Now, at the tender age of 24, I’m a sign guy at Little Caesars, and I’ve never been happier.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
lefty: after many John Daly’s the other night, shatner was afraid I my demon seed might have led to his production in Lawn Guyland 20 something years ago. Paolo? I’m just his and TBL Godfather’s Consigliere
September 9th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
For your mother’s sake I hope you meant Audrey Hepburn.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
What did he do this year besides taking hits from the bong and growing an odd mustache?
September 9th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
@young lefty – No. I had a modest picture of her.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
bsanders i think he set like 2 or 3 world records at the world this year.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
I never met my mother; I always pictured her as a mix between Katherine Hepburn…
come to think of it, she kinda just laid there like a tree
/actually, more like a cross between Ally Sheedy & Jamie Gertz
//Lawn Guyland JAP’d
September 9th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
I never met my mother; I always pictured her as a mix between Katherine Hepburn and Farrah Fawcett.
really shaky, really stupid?
September 9th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Eh…Bolt. Or Pujols. Maybe Pujols.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Just saw the spot for the latest Michael Moore offering again. I’m buying tickets early for that one.
I imagine you pronouncing that like Billy Crystal in Analyze This the first time he tries to say it.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Federer is going to win 3 Grand Slams this year. And he finally won the French. He could have the Roger slam if he takes the Australian next year. It’s likely to happen, too.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
dirt: you changed again after my Bobby Goren comment. Willie wouldn’t drop his pants? You and taguchi are battling for most changes in a 30 day period
September 9th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
@Dirt – we could say that. Lets just settle on “dead”.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Just saw the spot for the latest Michael Moore offering again. I’m buying tickets early for that one.
me too. gotta get a good sightline for that big fuck from the balcony
/I HATE that guy (and not really the politics, just him)
September 9th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
bsanders: i’ll take pujols .
September 9th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
apparently, I stole the last gravatar from Mrejr. I’m just trying to find one that fits. I’m not suicidal at all. Stupid Willie Garson doesn’t fit. Little fucker.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I like how he said Cuba had the best health care. Meanwhile the health care system and hospital they showed him, was for the rich there and just below what Castro would get. But, you know, this country’s the worst in everything ever.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Saw Extract earlier tonight. I thought it was pretty damn funny, all things considered. Not sure why people are so divided over it. Not enough dick and pussy jokes?
September 9th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
/lights illegal Cohiba
//takes bite of Cuban Sandwich
///sips Mojito
September 9th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
I highly recommend this movie about Moore
I saw it on cable a year ago, and Moore is THE biggest prick in the world, let alone a manipulator of the facts. These people went from wanting to make a movie about him because they admired him to hating the guy by the time they finished
September 9th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
I like your style
Nevermind.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
I like how when you say you oppose gov’t healthcare, people point to today’s system and say “well what we have doesn’t work” as if it’s actually a free market system.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
MAN VS FOOD! love that show!
September 9th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Dirt, this should be your avatar.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Didn’t he also walk into a Canadian emergency department and get treated right away?
/average ER wait time in Montreal’s fastest ED is 16 hours…worst is 34 hours
September 9th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Pujols hit 2 HRs tonight.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Saw Extract earlier tonight
bsanders: I saw it Sunday, and was REALLY disappointed. Just didn’t think it was that funny. It was a good movie, just not a funny one (a “good rental”).
Not that I expect cartoon like performances a la Nicholson, but if someone was to call Bateman and Affleck’s performance “understated”, it wouldn’t be enough. It was like an ad for Prozac
September 9th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Dirt, this should be your avatar.
Dude, I didn’t kill that baby deer. You’ve misremembered that story. Oh, guess what…I’m not dead to you.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
here’s dirt’s high school yearbook pic
September 9th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
@younglefty – We best not talk like this, otherwise we risk awakening a sleeping Paolo.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Hey he’s your weirdo stepbrother. I can bait him and leave, but you know you’ll have to deal with him on Thanksgiving.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Paolo hasn’t been to a family dinner ever since we called him out for claiming that we bombed our own embassy in Kenya in 1998.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Are we still talking about athlete of the year? It’s only September. Maybe Phelps, maybe Bolt, maybe Mauer. Yes, Mauer, worth only 1 win less than Pujols and he’s been out a month, plus WAR doesn’t properly credit catcher defense. Pujols is obviously the better hitter though.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Federer’s dominance has actually gotten me to turn my TV off from sports for like the first time in a week. After last night’s discussion, I’m going to find that copy of Legends of Wrestlemania.
/HUGE dork’d
September 9th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
fetch – You actually LIKE tennis… how can you not talk about Federer.
/flips bird
September 9th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
fetch pujols also has gold glove defense at the second most important defensive position
September 9th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Wait what? That’s all wrong.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Easy there big fella, that argument’s a non-starter. But, anybody that would actually say Mauer is athlete of the year needs to take off his beer helmet.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Pujols is the best player in baseball. Period.
That’s what I loved about it. Give me understated any day of the week. Reminded me a lot of Arrested Development mixed with some King of the Hill.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
pujols is the only cardinal that receives any positive remarks from me. i hate the cards with a passion but you cant deny his greatness. it would hurt me if he got caught cheating. seriously i think might turn in my baseball fan card if he got caught
September 9th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
he has won a gold glove.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
The order of defensive importance, excluding catcher cause it’s so hard to evaluate catcher defense: SS-CF-2B-3B-RF-LF-1B
Pujols has had one really good year defensively, one pretty good year, and a bunch of average ones.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Mrejr, they usually throw the dogs at first base.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
That’s what I loved about it. Give me understated any day of the week. Reminded me a lot of Arrested Development mixed with some King of the Hill.
i didn’t mind the understatement, I minded the lack of funny. btw, who was “Jim” from the factory? (guy w/ cap & mustache towards the end). is that Mike Judge? His voice sounded very familiar (like Hank Hill’s maybe???)
September 9th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Whoops, sorry I thought I was having an argument with an intelligent person
September 9th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
i guess im going by the person who is involved in getting the ball thrown to him a lot. whatever. the dude is the best ball player in baseball bar none
September 9th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
What? I was forced to play first base during my first year of t-ball when I was 7 because I was one of the only kids who could catch. I thought I was special. Am I living a lie?
September 9th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
whenever i have to watch the cardinals i am more surprised when he doesnt get a hit.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
/fixed
//LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME’d!
September 9th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Nope. This is surgical. By the by, is it wrong that I would rather do Gavin Rossdale than Federer’s wife?
September 9th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
If GG mean anything, then Palmerio wouldn’t get one while playing 13 games at 1st.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
i also played first base. mainly becausae i am left handed and because i was a beast defensively
September 9th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
In beer league softball, the worst player has to play catcher. In Little League it’s right field.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Couple things:
1. Gold Gloves are largely worthless (see: Jeter, Derek)
2. 1st base is usually where they hide bad defenders (see: Ortiz, David)
3. Catchers are criminally underrated defensively (too many to name)
4. Pujols is still the best player in baseball
September 9th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Charles Taylor of Liberia will be leaving you a voicemail. Also, Michael Savage.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Yeah, it was him. I could see why some people wouldn’t find some of it funny, but I thought it was the best comedy to come out in a while. Definitely liked it better than Funny People.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Couple things:
#1: 4 things are not a couple.
#2: That’s it I guess.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Not sure Satan qualifies for the purposes of this discussion.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
I disagree. They are very valuable due to the fact that they are made out of gold.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Michael Savage is an asshole, and I’m a Republican shill.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Left off your /cthomashowell tag.
/being picky is fun
September 9th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
so the hot broad won tonight, sweet.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Hugo Chavez would like to enter this contest as well…
September 9th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Charles Taylor of Liberia
I thought he was a WR for the Redskins. When did he get elected President? Michael Savage should be taken out back and disposed of.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
ahmadinejad would like to enter the biggest prick contest. so would his buddy kim jong il
September 9th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
so would his buddy kim jong il
do you have any idea how fucking busy I am?
September 9th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
bsanders: I liked it, in that it wasn’t a 400 f-bomb comedy. I just was disappointed in that I thought it would (wanted it to?) be funnier. I loved Office Space, and you have heard me complain on here about Apatow and Rogen, so I was really hoping for something “clean” that was laugh out loud funny.
guys: I think Lexington Steele would win biggest prick contest in a landslide. My point was for the amount of “love” this guy gets, he’s a major douche
September 9th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Hans Brix
September 9th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
dont forget how ronery you are.
/that’s racist
September 9th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
dont forget how ronery you are.
/that’s racist
wanna run that by me again, this time with less slurred typing?
September 9th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
He didn’t get elected.
/yay political discussions!
September 9th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Not a Team America fan I take it.
/freedom costs a buck oh five
September 9th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
have you not seen team america?
September 9th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
have you not seen team america?
buy it, and buy it unrated.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked,
Just a little bit more then I miss you.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Team America? isn’t that like Gumby for stoners?
/make an old joke, and your throat will be ripped out via your ethernet cord
September 9th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Isn’t Gumby the go to joke for geriatrics?
/on a wireless card, thus no cord
//technology wins again
September 9th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
/on a wireless card, thus no cord
//technology wins again
your place is being covered in lead as we speak. better head over to Starbucks for a hot spot
September 9th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
i didnt just make it up. im gonna call my dad and see what his real name was. i promise you that my he was really on the team or my dad has been lieing to me. i dont give a shit about you enough to lie to you farv
Why don’t you just go upstairs and ask him??
September 9th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
$500 that jpq falls asleep with tapioca pudding dribbling from his mouth watching Matlock instead.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Nah, Starbucks is has far too many fake writer types. Cosi is where it’s at.
/on that note, I’m out
September 9th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Well, I’ll be damned. Soderling just beat the unbeatable in a 3rd set tiebreaker. Off to the 4th set they go.
Now, THAT was unexpected… I think Rog took it into cruise control just a bit early. The first 2 games will tell the tale here… Soderling is just dangerous enough if Federer gives him a chance to stick around.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
whats a gumby?
September 9th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
$500 that jpq falls asleep with chicken wing sauce dribbling from his mouth watching Oz instead.
pay up, shatner. You couldn’t keep up w/ me on your best day. I’m a trained professional with years of experience. it would be embarrassing for you
sponge: gumby
September 9th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I know I was just joshin’, although his sidekick was Pokey not Pukey from what I remember.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Man, I’ve never seen jpq so angry.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
the sherpa episode of entourage is on. this is what entourage was like when it was a lot better
September 9th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
I was just thinking the same thing reaaazy, val kilmer is fantastic in it.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
When E fucked the perfect 10 model and she rolls over and says “i’ve never known a guy who didn’t wanna fuck me in the morning”……..oh yeah, that’s my favorite episode. and the old Bob Saget one.
/entourage is now awful
// sticks to cable
///always sunny in philly
////son’s of anarchy
September 9th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
When does Always Sunny start?
September 9th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Wow, Eric Karabell could really use a week in some cleavage.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Next Thurs at 10, according to imdb
September 10th, 2009 at 12:01 am
the 17th shatner
September 10th, 2009 at 12:02 am
Maybe if Federer didn’t dress like Johnny Cash he wouldn’t struggle with lesser apponents, black has to be hot.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:06 am
sponge, i think you’re from the east, it’s fuckin freezin at night here anymore, black, pick, purple…..fuck every season that isn’t summer
September 10th, 2009 at 12:08 am
Yea it was a weak comment, kinda regretted it as soon as I pressed submit. This must be why Paolo thinks I don’t bring “game”
September 10th, 2009 at 12:21 am
no substantive comment, but tbl: you misspelled “calipari” in the title of the post.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:33 am
I hate being late to the party. My conclusion after reading the first 20 or so posts, though: Farvicodin needs to be kicked in the nuts. I thought I was a cranky asshole, but that guy takes it to a new level.
September 10th, 2009 at 12:42 am
There was a lot of hate here tonight. I am guessing 3-4 days without college football has turned the world here very ugly.
/TBL wore his Matt Sanchez jersey for TBL fantasy draft
September 10th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Not really here, assume everyone is gone, but Fetch is apparently mocking Pujols. So fuck you Fetch. Good day.
September 10th, 2009 at 1:16 am
Patton Oswalt spent 10 minutes sucking Friday Night Lights’ dick on Simmons’ podcast. TBL would be proud.
September 10th, 2009 at 1:42 am
who the hell is Matt Sanchez?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:39 am
“Hey impressionable 11th grade recruit – meet my graduate assistant. He played high school with LeBron. Want to talk to LeBron?”
awesome
September 10th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Real late to this party but an article is going to be written about the assistant they let go- Bilal. That issue isn’t dead yet, sounds like he is getting thrown under the bus. Sadly, Cal is going to walk clean on this, Kentucky might have to report infractions and get a slap on the wrist.