Shawne Merriman Will Not Face Charges Following Incident With Tila Tequila
Courts, Legal, NFL September 11th. 2009, 7:36pm
“‘After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed,’ District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis said in a statement Friday afternoon.” And now, let’s everyone scurry to Tila Tequila’s twitter to read about how she’s been wronged. After that, everyone get back on the Chargers bandwagon!
Wonder if perhaps there was some truth to this moresome story? [San Diego Union Trib]
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September 11th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I guess those TMZ bruises were fakes, huh?
September 11th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Wow, I would be shocked if she definitely didn’t look exactly like the type of person who would be a drunk mess and then get things overblown for attention.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Winners:
Shawne Merriman
Tila Tequila
Losers:
The rest of the world
September 11th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
I am shocked! SHOCKED!
September 11th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
her “serious” tweets look like paolo wrote them for her.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
The NFL needs a guy like this, hanging out with sluts, having threesomes, and kicking ass.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
The NFL needs a guy like this, hanging out with sluts, having threesomes, and kicking ass.
it probably has 600 guys like this. You forgot roided out of his mind, and spending beyond his means even while making millions of dollars.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
She’s looking for a date according to her twitter…if you want to try out and see if you can get 3.5* kinds of STDs from her call this number she posted on twitter: (860) 256-8452.
*she has some mutant/hybrid strain of chlamydia never seen before.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
AJ Smith probably has one of those digital countdown clocks in his office running to tell him how soon before Merriman’s contract expires
September 11th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Did she accuse me of being a Big 10 homer?
September 11th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
great idea posting your phone number on twitter. Only the bests of friends are your twitter friends.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
But the Dallas Cowboys no longer kick ass.
And the Cincinnati Bengals never did.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Man, life as an NFL player sounds so friggin fun.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
So who else is drinking tonight?
September 11th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
no but she did say something about giving you a high hard one.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
No, she chastized you for endulging in some occasional herb.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
anyone calling that #? Lemme know what happens …
ray lewis is up for the job
September 11th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
One of my facebook friends I went to high school with sent me a request to become her friend.
I unfriended him.
/did I mention I’m approaching 40?
September 11th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
it probably has 600 guys like this. You forgot roided out of his mind, and spending beyond his means even while making millions of dollars.
You’re right I did forget this. Merriman is a badass, I would love to hang out with him one weekend just to see what kind of shit he did.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
And that you’re a bojack. She definitely called you a bojack.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
You forgot roided out of his mind, and spending beyond his means even while making millions of dollars
he’s so nervous about the upcoming strike, he cut down from 6 cars to 3
/role model’d
September 11th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I desperately am in need of a drink, but no, I’m at work tonight. Fuck.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
And…? What’s stopping you?
September 11th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
So? Don’t be a bojack.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
hey he is aslo only eating steak,lobster and scrimp* on days that end with y. so yeah he is making sacrifices like you wouldn’t believe
*intentional misspelling
September 11th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I probably could get away with it since I’m technically the boss for the time being, but I know too many people who could walk in at any moment, the risk isn’t worth it.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
upcoming strike
There’s not going to be a 2011 strike. There’s going to be a 2011 lockout.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Just Mad Men it.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
hey he is aslo only eating steak,lobster and scrimp* on days that end with y. so yeah he is making sacrifices like you wouldn’t believe
*intentional misspelling
he axed around, and they have free scrimp at the scrip club on Mondays
September 11th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Dont forget: he’s also no longer has cheese on his whopper
September 11th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
/did I mention I’m approaching 40?
you didn’t have to Jay. You didn’t have to.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
There’s not going to be a 2011 strike. There’s going to be a 2011 lockout.
Well excuuuuuuuse me Professor Technicality
September 11th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
You got me, GSG.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
But the strip club don’t sell ernge drink.
/orange
September 11th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
ah scrip club scrimp. thats scary to even think about
September 11th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I’m strongly considering Mad Men’ing it, now that you mention it.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
but they have ret kool-ate
red kool-aid
September 11th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I’m 24, and if someone I knew in highschool asked to be my friend on facebook, I’d say no.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
TBL-Called that #. Straight to voicemail but the voice message sounded legit. Sounded pretty slutty and didn’t make much sense. Must be her.
On a related note, I doused the phone in alcohol after the call just to be safe.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
why don’t you three just scream “YO WHERE DA WHIT WIMEN AT!?” and get it over with haha
September 11th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
garland is lookin pa nub in all da wrong pwaces
/eddir murphy as buckwheat’d
September 11th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I would too when I’m 24. When I approached 20-year reunion time, I was curious what happened to my old friends. Some of them turned out normal, but this guy kinda killed my curiosity.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
sketchy.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/09/06/state/n000211D96.DTL#ixzz0QdNai8D1
September 11th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
bwwwaahhhhhh LMAO
might be the comment of the night, even though it’s not even 815
September 11th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
garland is lookin pa nub in all da wrong pwaces
/eddir murphy as buckwheat’d
That’s a classic. Honestly, I’m just fascinated by the stupid. Plus, I have free long distance.
Anybody watching the Argos/Ti-Cats game?
/Better than you because I love THREE kinds of football
September 11th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Salisbury is up to it again
/Lil Sean’d
September 11th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Woodford and coke. So smooth.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
hey i tried to call tila and suggest a date of going to the free clinic and getting her tested for STDs.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
better linky
http://deadspin.com/5357653/sean-salisbury-fired-from-radio-station-allegedly-for-more-cellphone-hijinks-semi+update
September 11th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
I was offered a job at the fan, but in the promotions department. I’d rather kill myself than do promotions again.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Um. Were you guys being racist before? I got kind of uncomfortable reading that.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
On another note, I dont think anything anyone says annoys me more than “axe/ask”. I just dont get that one.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Um. Were you guys being racist before? I got kind of uncomfortable reading that.
Not me, I’m above that sort of nonsense. I just occasionally suggest diet plans for Serena Williams.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Um. Were you guys being racist before? I got kind of uncomfortable reading that.
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September 11th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
dont think anything anyone says annoys me more than “axe/ask”.
Racist.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
JPQ is quoting the movie Nell.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
no because people of all race creed and color speak stupid. just check out this site bunkbeds mothafucka!
September 11th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Where I live, “ernge drink” is not a black thing, but I’ve heard that.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
That site is amazing.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
I have taught half those guys.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I think I just found a new home page. Sorry, Politico.com, but you’re time has come. Thanks BILLY
September 11th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
you youngins who have trouble comprehending how good jordan was turn it to espn. and just watch. you probably still wouldnt understand or get it. oh well your loss
September 11th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Awesome!
September 11th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Anyone watching MJ on ESPN? This is awesome.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
@GSG, Are you referring to the DC radio station, the fan?
September 11th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Jordan said shit. FCC regulations dont apply to Basketball Jesus
September 11th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
just switched over to jordan … crying!
i was watching … vampire diaries. yes, i was. it’s like OC, but without the good writing, and with vampires. if twilight is that bad .. i wouldn’t ever watch twilight
September 11th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I’m enjoying Gary Thorne absolutely ripping the Yankees and the umpires for trying to play in the rain right now. Fuck the Yankees.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Jordan was/is a scarily competitive sob. the only person in the NBA right now wired like MJ is Kobe.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
@TBL – Vampire Diaries? Is that the show involving the four hot actresses who flashed passing cars as a promotion? NIce.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Someone should introduce Merriman to Steve Nash. Nash might be able to help Shawne pull his head out of his ass.
http://www.thestar.com/sports/nba/article/694105
September 11th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Wow, Jordan is on a roll…
September 11th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Is Jordan a little boozed up?
September 11th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
He was really ragging Reinsdorf (sp?)
/I’m a little boozed up
September 11th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Jordan is giving bloggers and columnists something to write about. he is officially on i dont give a fuck mode. i love it.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I was talking about in Dallas. They also work for the Rangers, and my job would’ve been to drive the truck out to the stadium and hand out shirts. I like my job that I have no better, although it’s in a smaller market.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
strong, strong effort from jordan so far
really liking this speech
September 11th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
I wish I was watching, but I’m “stuck” in Goodfellas right now.
September 11th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
“There isn’t a I in team but there is a I in win.”
Michael Jordan
September 11th 2009
Greatest HOF speech evar
September 11th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
“The f*** you, I’m the greatest EVA–deal with it” speech
September 11th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Limits, just like fears, are often an illusion.
MJ
September 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
He THREW Jerry Krause under a bus and I absolutely LOVED it. That was fucking awesome.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
which ESPN is this on
September 11th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Flagship ESPN
September 11th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
yes he did. basically said fuck you, you dont want to come to my HOF induction i got something for ya. i love mj. one of my sons names will be Michael James and the other Peyton
September 11th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
im an hour into “300″ and its already had more cheesy lines in it than any other movie i’ve seen recently
September 11th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
“300″ is a shit movie. The graphics are ok though
September 11th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
That was a great speech. I really don’t even want to classify it as a speech because he didn’t read it off a piece of paper like Sloan. I was out so I missed Admiral, Stock and Viv. Hope to catch it on replay.
God I wish I had half the competitive drive as MJ. That guy would slit your throat to win.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
“The little guy, what was his name?” in reference to Van Gundy. Incredible.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
World Wide Wilbon…ugh
September 11th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I do not recommend working at a restaurant the Friday before a college football game, shit fucking sucks
September 11th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
@ sponge – You’re preaching to the choir, man. I waited on tables for two years. Never again.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Jordan and now Jeter. Wow.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Fucking c’mon. They wouldn’t do all this bullshit for any other team. Just play the damn game already.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Wait wait wait … Tila Tequila’s cell phone is based in the 860?
Her well-funded, plastic ass had better be paying taxes here, or I might flip my normally staid sh*t.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
michael kay needs to shut the fuck up. hardly got to enjoy the moment on tv because of that fat slobbering ass.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
jeter is not the jordan of his sport so just dont
September 11th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
“they” aren’t the Yankees. Suck it.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Mrejr, you must be snorting mountain dew again.
@Sparty: Agreed. Kay will NOT stop.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
They were totally quiet on the MASN broadcast. Properly deferential.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
The the Yankees can suck a fat cock. Dammit, I just hate them so much. I can’t help it at this point.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Who was the TV guy before Michael Kay for the Yankees?
September 11th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
yes yes they do
September 11th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
well, besides kay blabbering, it was a great yankee moment. now onto number 27.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
were the yankees home tonight? sox fan, but thats gotta be a great moment for jeter and the fans
September 11th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Colorado is awful. Glad I stayed away from this one. A linebacker covering a wide receiver!Great coaching. Must have been Herm Edwards.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
I really like Jeter and Mo but I hate the Yankees. So conflicted.
Everytime the Yankees try to celebrate something it comes off way too contrived. Stuff like this should be about the player and the fans. It shouldn’t be about advancing the brand. They should contact the Montreal Canadiens about how to do these kind of things.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Fuck this ugly bitch. Loved the MJ fuck you all speech. I expect nothing else from the GOAT. “Whenever I see Byron (Russell) in shorts, I’m coming after him” Absolutely brilliant.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Pettitte basically balks every single time. Then again, so do most lefties.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Who? Did they win a lot of Grey Cups?
September 11th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
More embarrassing Met outfield play. Please end this season.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
jesus my girlfriend can be a pain in the ass when she wants to be. thus, i’m home at 10:00. good thing there’s beer and bourbon on hand.
caught the jeter thing. so weird to see those awkward man hugs.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
The Mets are the gift that keeps on giving.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Al Trautwig used to be the Yanks broadcaster, and his partner? a young(er) timmy McCarver.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Thats when the Yanks were on 11 and MSG
September 11th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
I always enjoy when women decide they’re going to be a pain in the ass, as though they’re not already a pain in the ass to begin with. Makes me want to dropkick an orphan every single time a girlfriend does this.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
cant believe this WTF outfit from little jenny humphrey.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/09/11/taylor-momsen-garter-gossip-girl/
September 11th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Not to Mush it or anything, but I’m really enjoying taking the Rockets and the under tonight.
Maybe in the future, Colorado coaches will keep their sons and daughters away from the program.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
nice, super bowl 36 on NFLN, complete with U2 Halftime show. might be the only time i’ve liked them since they turned to shitty band 10-12 years ago.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
the summerall call for vinatieri’s game winner is perfect..or should i say…his call “is right down the pipe”
September 11th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Yes, c’mon O’s. Keep ‘em comin’! Marte is struggalin’…bigtime.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
i had forgotten who called the game. except for his frequent misidentification of players, it was a pretty smooth game. much better then Joe “the ball is in the air. It was caught” Buck.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
jesus look how young brady looks…amazing.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
i can’t believe i watched football games with picture quality that poor.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
and the venerable ken walter. might have to pop in the highlight dvd this weekend for shits and giggles.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
i cant believe there was a super bowl this century played on turf.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
You’re a prude, TBL
September 11th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
i nearly forgot how badly they manhandled the rams offense.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
this game has me straight excited..even though i know the outcome..the good ol days when people rooted for the patriots
September 11th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
forgot the patriots started the “coming out as a team” ritual
September 11th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
i love how summerall uses the real old school terms for players. “Up back” instead of running back.
i think it’s time for scotch.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
damn this patriots defense hit fucking hard….don’t think that would fly these days
/fuck you bill polian
September 11th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
i just know i haven’t seen the pats D wrap anyone up in years. now they just do those damn shoulder tackles and bump people.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Billy, I assume you’ve been watching the O’s game tonight? Have you been impressed with Tillman tonight? He’s look good out there. Palmer seems to keep saying good things about him, and it doesn’t seem to be “homer BS”, not that Palmer does that to begin with.
Also, I agree that whole Jeter mess was dumb. When Wieters destroys Cal’s records I expect non-stop coverage from ESPN and everyone else.
And that field looks like crap from all of the rain.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
i smell a fumble coming from warner real soon
September 11th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
I was so happy when Ty Law picked off Warner and streaked in. Awesome.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
why, oh why, did willy have to hold faulk?
September 11th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Wow, Colorado is horrific. Rockets are up 37-10 now.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
thats not a hold!!
/giants offensive line on david tyree play
September 11th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
don’t even get me started on that.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
one thing i’ve always held against mcdaniels is the drive that resulted in moss’s TD, should have run the ball 3 or 4 times to kill the clock, not throw 2 times. ugh. damnit. ok, i’m done. i hope.
and i actually like kurt warner now, funny how things happen.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
i remember (even though i was 15) before the game they had paul mccartney on and asked him who would win the game..he said “i can’t root against a team named the patriots at this point”
solid pick for today by the nfl network
my roomate is blaring rock band beatles as we speak
September 11th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
just got the last remastered album i ordered today. been a very enjoyable 3 days as i bought the albums i wanted in store and online.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
ricky proehl caught the tying td passes for the rams and panthers in super bowl 36 and 38..and lost both to hte patriots
he must hate them real bad
September 11th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
proehl shouldn’t have fumbled in SB36. he has only himself to blame.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Cairo, I thought Tillman looked very good. Outside of hanging that one to A-Roid in the 1st, he looked very good. I think this was probably his best start.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
clutch drive here by warner…guy could be a 3x super bowl winner if his defense didnt fail him
ala brady in 06 championship game and 07 super bowl
September 11th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Yeah, I agree. I think he’s being shut down for the year soon. Hopefully he can end on a strong note whenever that is.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
madden wants overtime!
September 11th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
JR redmond, whatever happened to him?
September 11th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
haha, yeah, forgot how bad madden wanted that.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Yeah, him and Matusz have no more than 2 starts left each.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
what a fucking drive.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
here comes vinatieri
September 11th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
AND ITS RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE!
September 12th, 2009 at 12:01 am
nothing like jumping up and down on my severely sprained ankle with nothing but an air cast and beer to celebrate that one. good memories
September 12th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Tillman’s good pitching will be lost among the Jeter hoopla. What else is new.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:09 am
Screw Warner
September 12th, 2009 at 12:12 am
cant believe brady made his name 8 years ago…jesus.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:16 am
cant believe brady hasnt made out with the lombardi trophy in over 4 years…jesus.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:24 am
poor guy
September 12th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Remembering 9/11.
/fuck you, Truthers
September 12th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Obey the Law!!!
September 12th, 2009 at 2:46 am
That’s right mikey mike. fucking rats
September 12th, 2009 at 8:54 am
I seem to remember that 06 championship game ending with an INT. But I forgot, Brady’s the king of the playoffs, with his superlative 88 QB rating, compared to Peyton “Choke Artist” Manning’s terrible 85.
September 12th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Let’s go Irish.
September 12th, 2009 at 9:53 am
yeah! get crunk, jersey.
got up and played 1:45 mins of hoops this Am, feel great! won 5 in row before losing. good feeling. some egg whites and toast and im ready to get my gameday on!
September 12th, 2009 at 9:56 am
@TBL: Explain to me why you’re on OSU today. If Barkley comes in and can handle the crowd… USC should roll in this one, right?
September 12th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Seriously. I’ll look it up, but Brady has thrown a bunch of picks in Super Bowl games. Montana never threw an INT in a Super Bowl.
September 12th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Also, new morning post is up.
September 12th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Actually, looks like Brady has only thrown one in his four super bowls. Must be the overall numbers where Montana absolutely dwarfs him. I assume no one cares though.