The Roundup: Lunch Break
Animals, College Football, MMA, NBA September 12th. 2009, 11:00am
It’s the second weekend of college football so I’m sure everyone is going crazy. The Sports Hernia and The Big Lead will both be around today. Who knows. This could be my only post of the day. If that’s true, I’m probably still in bed.
Megan Fox looked great at the premiere of her new movie which doesn’t look particularly good. Amanda Seyfriend looked pretty good too, but nobody took a picture of just her.
Charlie Weis on Jimmy Clausen and Michigan. (Sports Radio Interviews)
Ray Allen is getting rid of his old sneakers. (Red’s Army)
Nobody believes in Chad Pennington despite the fact that he’s awesome. (Sun Sentinel)
Fox Sports wants to help you waste your lunch break. As if you don’t spend the rest of your day messing around on line. Now they want to interfere with lunch? (Media Week)
It’s not right to be fired just for doing your job well. Even if you’re advising a prostitute to lie about her profession on a housing loan. (WJZ)
This is all I will share – “He then started throwing the sea creatures.” You’ve already clicked the link, haven’t you? (Forbes)
The return of Agent Zero will be a nice change for the boring NBA. (mlive)
Mike Duvall, internet sensation. (Philly.com)
NFL Pick’em tips. Not that you needed anything beyond the latest Pigsplosion. (Deuce of Davenport)
Horrible people. Guys gives somebody a beer and then gets attacked. (OC Register)
This needs to be meme’d immediately. (Yahoo)
For some reason there is a dog worth over a half million dollars. (FOX News)
The 8 most impressive striking displays in MMA history. (Cage Potato)
A surfer with Asperger’s. (Outside)
A lofty goal – a murder mystery based on college football. It’s a novel. (Run & Shoot)
I’m not sure I get it, but, whatever. (Via FanIQ)
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September 12th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Horrible people. Guys gives somebody a beer and then gets attacked.
That ain’t right. That ain’t right, at all. Karma going to put her foot in somebody.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Lee Corso: “I’ll tell you about Georgia-South Carolina … borrrrrring. Both of these teams are terrible.”
Corso seems a bit more spry than last week.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:23 am
TBL: I asked this a couple posts ago… why do you think OSU wins today??
September 12th, 2009 at 11:27 am
when big ben was getting his tv repaired, he asked the ball boy to get him his hat, but realized he was alone in a hotel room…so he just told mcnulty he’d pull out instead.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:28 am
No, instead it will feature douchey guys with TSH hair who think they are funny but in fact are not funny at all.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:31 am
Sponge is pissed.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:32 am
It never gets old to hear Matt Millen evaluate a player
September 12th, 2009 at 11:32 am
I just hate the over use of “irreverent” fox sports loves to be “irreverent” in contrast to ESPN’s business look. But its NEVER FUNNY EVER. Except for Kimmel. Those were the days.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:33 am
jersey/hernia: see what ismail did to UM in 1989. enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA-yq-aFYz4
September 12th, 2009 at 11:35 am
@Sponge: Can’t argue with that. Also, for what it’s worth, I haven’t styled my hair yet.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:36 am
matt barkley is a bitch
a mother fucing bitch
as welcome as a case of rectal itch
his gender he should switch
the buck defense makes him twitch
cause matt barkley is a motherfucking bitch
September 12th, 2009 at 11:37 am
i feel more comfortable about the Buckeyes covering than winning.
1) Wells missed last year’s blowout.
2) love Pryor
3) home field adv
4) no faith in barkley in gm 2
5) at some point, Tressel has to win a big non-conf game that means something
6) Vegas thought the spread was only USC by 5 and it has moved to -7.
EVERYONE is on USC.
http://contests.covers.com/Handicapping/ConsensusPick/consensus-pick.aspx?sport=NCAAF&sportId=2&eventId=26768
September 12th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Sold.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Yea but isn’t the style “just out of bed” I hear the broads love that.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:39 am
I just watched the David Robinson speech, I almost feel bad for Jordan now. Dude is so vindictive and petty.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Stayed up too late watching MSNBC showing coverage from the Today show on 9/11/01, man that brought it all back. How depressing.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:41 am
holy crap, anyone see wendi nix during the clausen interview? just got a screen grab, be patient
September 12th, 2009 at 11:42 am
you mean, he has to win one AGAIN right?
then again, i dunno if this is true…bob stoops hasn’t won a big game in…well, since he beat FSU to win the NC at the beginning of the decade, but he doesn’t get nearly the scorn tressel does.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Except for Kimmel. Those were the days.
Yes they were. Kimmel busting balls > Caliendo busting balls
September 12th, 2009 at 11:43 am
i LOVE wendy nix
September 12th, 2009 at 11:45 am
then again, i dunno if this is true…bob stoops hasn’t won a big game in…well, since he beat FSU to win the NC at the beginning of the decade, but he doesn’t get nearly the scorn tressel does.
He continued to beat Texas after that, and they won the Rose Bowl the year after the title. But I think that about sums it up.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:45 am
im sorry, but where the fuck does barkley get off acting all cocky?
he beat san jose fucking state…not any team worht a shit. he attempted 6 passes longer than 10 yards…AWESOME, MATT!!! jesus fucking christ, that dude did jack shit, yet he talks like hes the golden shit. you’re going to get raped, matt…and i will cheer on your raping.
fuck matt barkley.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Wendi Nix is hot and spicy
/Paolo’d
September 12th, 2009 at 11:47 am
He is the starting QB for SC.
/plows song girls in triplicate
//thinks hes an asshole too
September 12th, 2009 at 11:48 am
i love the OSU crowd booing desmond howard every time he’s on screen.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:48 am
SANTONIO!!!
September 12th, 2009 at 11:49 am
zomgzomgzomgzomg
there’s no way i make it to 8pm without having a heart attack.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:50 am
God damn I dont want to go to this wedding today. It’s cloudy and wet outside and I have a fridge full of beer in the basement. Fucking weddings.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:53 am
fuck penn state.
go fightin’ pauluses!!!
September 12th, 2009 at 11:54 am
God damn I dont want to go to this wedding today. It’s cloudy and wet outside and I have a fridge full of beer in the basement. Fucking weddings.
Jersey: get a picture of the happy couple & send to Hernia quick. Have him do the post we talked about, and bail on the stupid wedding
September 12th, 2009 at 11:55 am
I wonder if Santonio has had his morning blunt yet
September 12th, 2009 at 11:56 am
if lee corso dies, i hope zombie lee corso can still do gameday.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Spencer, I agree. Im fucking wired already. I want to start drinking, but I cant if I want to remember the game. FUCK
September 12th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Lee – “Georgia will KILL South Carolina—–by a field goal”
September 12th, 2009 at 11:58 am
blazers…fuck objectivity today…buckeyes by 60. matt barkley paterno’s himself and no QB with a visable poo stain on their uni can inspire confidence.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Santonio!!!!!
September 12th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Well thats just rude, I’m forced to root for your cheating choking fraud bojack losers today.
Whats not to get about the video? If you’ve played Oregon Trail, its fantastic.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
That a boy spence. Fuck rationale when you’re team is good. Expect the best. Im puttin a benji on OSU today in support of your bojack homerism.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
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September 12th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Jersey – start drinking now.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I agree. Objectivity is for losers. 3 turnovers leads to an early lead. and for once, tressel hits the gas!
September 12th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
uh, jersey…you might not want to do that.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Corso almost decapitated Herby’s 2 year old.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Fucking Herbies kids are the shit. love it
September 12th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
BRAINS!!!
coop…you’re right. but come on…FIGHTIN’ PAULUSES!!!
/pounce on PSU -28
September 12th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
HA, that was great with his kids.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Who’s the tranny?
September 12th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
@spencer. watching you this morning is nearly as fun as the fiesta bowl. chill.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
chill? CHILL?
no such thing, lawya.
just enjoy watching colt mccoy dink and dunk and let me go nuts before an inevitable let down.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
i can’t. they took the vs channel off of directv.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
i feel your pain.
/b10 network-less’d last year