Video: Brandon Stokley’s Incredible Touchdown Catch in the Stunning Broncos Victory
NFL, Video September 13th. 2009, 4:48pmBrandon Stokley’s game-winning 87-yard TD catch with less than 20 seconds left in Cincinnati was The Highlight of the 1 pm games. Yes, it topped Mark Sanchez rolling the Texans, Adrian Peterson’s 180 yards, and Drew Brees’ six touchdown passes.
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September 13th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
first!
September 13th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
gus johnson is overrated. im not saying everything and everyone sucks, im saying im tired of watching people get praise heaped on them for all the wrong reasons.
September 13th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Anyone find a video of the Camarillo screwjob yet?
September 13th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
another turnover in the rams-seahawks game . i dont know who turned it over because at this ppoint the ball is like a wet bar of soap and everyone is has possesion at one point and then another person does.
September 13th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
fuckin Orton makes up 70% of his points on a lucky last play……FUCK
September 13th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Gus Johnson is properly rated.
September 13th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
So… the Cardinals look like shit and Kurt Warner has an astounding 9 total yards of offense so far.
September 13th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
HAKEEM NICKS DROPS.
…Nicks…
September 13th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Less gripping:
Pornstar snatch
Giants/Redskins
I’m not sure.
September 13th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Thank God for down on contact. WTF is wrong with these teams?
September 13th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
….. anyone else think AP is on roids?
September 13th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
I assume every football player is on performance enhancers.
September 13th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
i think you’re on roids.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Well I do bench over four hundred pounds.
EPIC tackling from the Skins defense.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Nice moves by Manningham for the touchdown.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
also a acceptable answer
September 13th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
That had to be one of the worst displays of tackling by the Redskins. Manningham turns a 4 yard catch into a 34 yard TD.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Gus Jonshon is the worst announcer in the history of sports, and I really really really really really really regret that I’m gonna have to hear his bullshit every time we see that play for the rest of our lives.
This play is Exhibit A about what is so ridiculously wrong about Gus Johnson. Because he acts like this after an 18-yard reception in a Browns/Texans game. And now he gets a real miracle and it doesn’t sound that much different.
/I really hate Gus Johnson
September 13th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
in a year?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
A fiscal year.
Okay my max is 405 but goddamnit that counts as “over 400.”
September 13th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
michigan’s manningham with a TD for the Giants. they can’t score in the zone (turnover on downs, FG), so they have do have the kid break a few tackles and go 30 yards for the score
September 13th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Wow. Great catch, bad luck for the Bengals, who may just want to call it a season right now.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
What the hell was with the Redskin he just touched on the chest and politely put out of bounds?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Derrick Gunn of Comcast to DeSean Jackson: “You know the best thing about your punt return for TD? That you didnt drop the ball before crossing the goal line.”
DeSean Jackson: “Somebody’s got jokes, son”. Said with a I’m gonna beat this nigga up look on his face.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
His response should have been “there’s no fucking way that’s a real last name.”
September 13th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
sigh.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
37 yard missed fg from st louis. if you want a guide on how both teams suck at football this game is it. taguchi you’re a rams fan? if so im sorry for your pain
September 13th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Holy shit. I’m going to drink some whiskey. I still think we actually lost. And yes, Gus Johnson blows. He and Fouts were all over the place.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
I can’t believe I’m going to say this: how is Favre an “early game headliner” with that statline when Romo had a much bigger game.
Jason “I’m not good” Campbell just threw a pick on an illegal forward pass. HILARIOUS!
September 13th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Fox Early Game Headliners:
Brett Favre comes before Drew Brees
/sigh
If the Saints get the Eagles next week without McNabb and Vick, I’m gonna go nuts.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Jason Campbell not only threw the ball 5 yards past the line of scrimmage but it got picked off as well.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
St. Louis has an old head coach/offensive line coach named Jim Hanifan that they took off the radio games this year, pisses me off. Guy would obviously want to cuss out the players every play the last few years for how shitty they were, but couldn’t, so he’d say gosh and gee whiz about fifty times a game. This is the first time I’ve watched the real announcrs in a non bar/friends place setting in at least two years.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
If Stokley would have looked back at MeAngelo and done the “I can’t see my face” while straddling the goal line, it would have been epic
/pasty white boy embarrassing a “shutdown corner”
September 13th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
My god the Redskins are the most dull team to watch, by far. I’d rather watch the Rams/Seahawks stinkbomb
September 13th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Was at the first “St. Louis” Rams game. Believe the inexplicable nature of 99-2001 Superbowl has caused the football gods to punish me with the current product.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
any other mac users?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
you know not the pain that this game is to watch. be grateful
September 13th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
My PC may be more likely to get a virus, but it’s padded in two grand worth of singles, so it’s at least drop proof.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
This is the greatest idea in a history of great ideas JPQ.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Did Troy Aikman blame it on having a different offensive coordinator this year yet? He did in the preseason.
/maybe he just sucks
September 13th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Haynesworth doesn’t look to even remotely give a shit.
Who’s surprised?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Are you kidding? This game is like a vaudeville show.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
nate burelson got a late hit call the shouldnt have been called. wow
September 13th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
/maybe he just sucks
No reason to have a backup not named Todd Collins.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Haynesworth doesn’t look to even remotely give a shit.
Who’s surprised?
give someone who already had a questionable worth ethic about $50 million guaranteed, and I think you’re pretty much looking at the new 650 lb Virgin
September 13th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
bradshaw might be the best No. 2 RB in the NFL. kid’s got incredible speed and quickness.
1st qtr in AZ is in the books … 0 catches for Fitz and Boldin
September 13th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
im so rocking my robbie gould jersey.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
What amazes me is when did Brandon Stokely morph into Ricky Proehl? The fact that these two guys had double-digit seasons in the NFL baffles me.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Collins got this team to the playoffs once.
Different offensive coordinators doesn’t seem to bother him.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
You keep God’s name out of your mouth.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Manning just fumbled – but they may have missed a face mask on the play.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Eli coughs it up.
anyone having trouble accessing fantasy on yahoo?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Stokely was a GREAT slot receiver for a while. You might say he was Wes Welker with less burst. So, what do you guys think, Sanchez gets inducted to the hall in 2026, 2027, 2028? Which year?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
oh and on the earlier thread when someone said they didnt like that terrance howard got dropped from iron man 2, i disagree i love it that he got dropped. he always looks like he is about to start crying and his voice is just so goddamn irritating .don cheadle is the man
September 13th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
am worried.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
word. proehl was the shit.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Gametracker sucks. you keep having to reload it.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Ricky Proehl
when you Google “White, Scrappy Possession Receiver”, you get 328,540,592 hits on his name
September 13th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
1st qtr in AZ is in the books … 0 catches for Fitz and Boldin
their season is over. They suck
/fantasy geek’d
September 13th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
It was me. I like Don Cheadle, I just think it was shitty of them to do it. Howard seemed pretty pissed and I hope he ends up getting ten percent of the next film’s gross.
This Fringe promotion is ridiculous. God I hate televised sports.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Good LORD Jason Campbell is horrible.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Did they finally refer to the Saints as “Drew Brees and the Saints?”
Reggie Bush is gonna be pissed.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Usi. beast. strips campbell, then picks it up and races for a TD. what an athlete.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Jason Cambpell coughs it up, TD return Giants.
Right after the announcers sucked his dick for completing a nine yard pass.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Brilliant stuff between Federer and Djokovic right now. Every point is at least 20 strokes
September 13th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
American car companies are the saddest thing that has ever existed at this point.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Campbell is pissed after that fumble.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
This ‘may the best car win’ campaign from GM is really asking for a great response from Honda and Toyota.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Felix Jones.
The Redskins are terrible. 5 wins?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Howard seemed pretty pissed and I hope he ends up getting ten percent of the next film’s gross.
I hope he gets nothing and has to pay admission to see the film. He got “all Michael Moriarty” on the Producers of Iron Man, and they pulled the trigger on him.
/Sam Waterson is Michael Moriarty’s biggest fan
September 13th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
When did they pass up Cubs Fans?
/I keed, I keed
September 13th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
love felix jones, but need to see more from him. bradshaw went for 1000 as a backup
September 13th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Who’s Usi?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I have Jones, Bradshaw, and LenDale White in my league.
Thank God I have Michael Turner and (gasp) Jamal Lewis.
/praying for injuries
September 13th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Um. What?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
have you guys seen this AP run? nasty. browns look like JV punks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6pKIj87CYA
September 13th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Enjoy the games. Going to see Springsteen tonight. You know how old white guys love Springsteen
September 13th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
TBL, you are thinking Derrick Ward.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Are we talking Ahmad Bradshaw or another Bradshaw?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Yeah, Bradshaw doesn’t have 1000 yard in his career let alone a season.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Federer and Djokovic in a first set tiebreak.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
oops, my bad. confused his stats’ with Wards. i’d still take bradshaw over jones – for now
September 13th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Girlfriend LOVES him, so I suspect she’s an old white guy. Seen him five times, he did an acoustic tour for Devil’s and Dust that was amazing. A good evening ahead for you.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
i had to look him up. god you’re old.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
That play’s gonna look like a bullet down the sideline in the statbook.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Give me Donald Brown.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Jonathan Stewart is a damn good second back too.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
@msuspartan: i’m using a mac. i responded to you in the other thread.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Shelley Long thinks Michael Moriarty was stupid.
That’s probably too old for you too.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I might have loved for you to have been my dad.
/Awkward’d
September 13th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
chester taylor would be starting for most other teams.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Hey, our third string RB went for 140 today.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Federer is 166-4 when winning the opening set of a grand slam match. I’d wager at least three were Nadal.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
donald brown? he of ONE nfl game?
(do love me some donald brown, tho)
sanders, you see sanchez? i know he’ll get too much love tomorrow…but still, the kid was real impressive. and that D and team were real hyped by all … the jets manhandled them.
i can’t wait for the kris jenkins vid …
September 13th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
TD SKINS ON A FAKE FG!
September 13th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Redskins with the Fake FG TD
September 13th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Federer is an assassin.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Federer’s got it, match over
September 13th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Federer wins the first set.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
A Hunter Smith touchdown…Ballsy call
September 13th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Ballsy call by Jim Zorn. Made this game still watchable going into the 2nd half.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Does the fantasy owner not know bye weeks exist in that idiotic phone commercial?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
got “all Michael Moriarty”
i had to look him up. god you’re old.
mrejr: I’m 40 sumthing. I still brings “Da Ruckus”
taguchi: actually, yeah, I’ve seen him about 10 times over the years. Front row in Hartford on Born in the USA tour was 1 or 2 on best concert ever. Acoustic on “Legend of Tom Joad” was hands down worst concert ever. I’m hoping for old Bruce and good times
/enjoy the games
Jersey: I’m glad you’re still here. I was worried last night
September 13th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
cheers,money pit. i know who shelley long is.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I saw bits and pieces of him, whatever they showed on the Red Zone channel during commercials of the Colts game. I don’t know about real hyped by all, I’m on record as saying the Texans are the Texans, 8-8 is their summit and their D will blow, as always.
Colts should’ve beaten the Jags by 20, but I’ll take a win when they played that sloppy. Gonzo’s probably gone for the year, though, which is terrible. But 87 is the absolute shit.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I truthfully don’t think Sanchez will be overhyped this week. Not with Brees going apeshit, “Favre being Favre,” and McNabb/Vick madness competing with him.
And if he does, East Coast Bias is officially out of control.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
How long is Vick suspended for again? There’s no way Kolb is better than Vick right now.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I’m still not over it… I paid a server at the wedding 20 bucks to make sure my glass was never without scotch. I was a mess last night.
/Pops open another beer
September 13th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
They’d have to go next week with Kolb and then Vick comes in game 3. I’m glad the Saints get them Sunday.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Phew, Anthony Gonzales is probably only going to miss a month. That’s a relief.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
julius jones. you might be a fantasy darkhorse.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I really want some Chickfila. Fucking Baptists.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
HAHAHA Rams block and score with 49 seconds left. God the NFC West is terrible.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
This story sounds shady for me, even by regular Chris Mortensen standards. I don’t know if anyone brought this up already.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
This is going to be the worst division winning team you’ve had in indy bsanders.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Are you shitting me.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I just saw an ad for The Biggest Loser where a girl weighed 476 – their biggest person ever. She definitely failed the caliper test.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
SON OF A BITCH.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Lynch thinks that you can challenge inside two minutes.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
12 guys on the field for the rams. what else can these teams do wrong?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
No way, the 2003 and 2004 teams had terrible defenses. I think this team’s going to be just fine, they just played way too sloppy today, which happens in an opener. They’ll win 12+ games and have as good a shot as any other AFC team to win it all, same as every year.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I still have no idea what IBM does, outside of making shoddy laptops. I guess they just make commercials?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Warner picked again.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I didn’t mean in terms of talent. I just think the competition is going to be tough. I say a very hard fought 10 wins.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Jesus told him to go to the wrong team.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Nah, not with the schedule they have this year. No Chargers, no Steelers, Patriots at home…
September 13th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
@taguchi: Can you explain to me what just happened
September 13th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
ESPN offered Warner a job when he retires but on the contingent that he tank so their golden boy Leinart can play.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
These days, I think IBM makes most of their dough off commercial servers.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Rams had 12 men on the field during coverage, blocked the kick, ran it in for a touchdown, booth called for replay counted 12 called it back, Seahawks scored easily. Same old same old.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
moleman, if that was the case, he would have signed with the 49ers when he made his bogus “visit” there in the off-season. I still hear Berman has some pull over there…..
September 13th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Wager????
/rubs dollar bill with finger tips
September 13th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
The refs are having an abysmal 1st week. They almost gave the Cardinals the ball at the wrong 40 yard line after a fumble review that had to be overturned.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Sure, I’ll bet a buck they win 12 games. Now reaching the Super Bowl, doubtful with the way their offensive line is currently playing/constituted. But I don’t want to take too much from one game and feed into the annual monster known as Overreaction Monday that begins at midnight.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Why do the Colts always beat the Jags by two or three points?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Why hello there Mr. Yo.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Tim Hightower has 7 catches? Typical.
/plays in a points-per-catch league
September 13th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
‘
watcha drinkin?
September 13th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Fitzgerald gets ten yards!
September 13th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
SF just got a penalty for disconcerting signals??
September 13th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Why do they always, you mean? Matchups, I guess. That and Del Rio plays keepaway, limiting the Colts’ possessions. Today they won by two because they got zero points from three drives that went inside the Jags’ 30. Terrible.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Oh man, yeah, that’s what I meant.
September 13th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
The Cardinals look like shit. Leinart may get some reps this season based on Warner looking his age.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
roethisdog – a d lineman was yelling signals to get the OL to move.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
HAKEEM NICKS!
/first
September 13th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
hakeem nick caught a ball for 11 yds. i went and took my dog for a walk after the 12 men on the field call. too ugly for words.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Eff… he found me.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
julius jones.
If he didn’t play the shitty teams in his division twice a year, i wouldn’t touch him with Polo’s dick
September 13th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Why does the Cardinals/49ers “suck,” but I’m guessing Aikman and Buck will call this Giants/Redskins a “bitterly contested NFC East showdown?”
September 13th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Arizona’s gonna screw me on my afternoon parlay if they don’t get their shit together
September 13th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Jay – Buck started the broadcast with the “Best division in football” talk. I can’t even think of the last time Buck-Aikman did a game outside of that conference. What a joke. There are three certainties in life…
1) death
2) taxes
3) the NFC East on FOX at 4 p.m. every Sunday with Buck-Aikman calling it
September 13th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Warner has two picks. Love it.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Wow… now this is a teaser. Bears +11, over 42 – Patriots -3 over 43 – Chargers -4 over 40.
I kinda have to take that.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I just found out the guy in my fantasy league didn’t start Drew Brees this week. If he started him, he’d be winning right now.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I’m pretty slow today from a 12-hour drinking bonanza yesterday. So I’m not much feeling like dogging you or your boys, even though as a fan I’m inclined to do so. Especially after your gum-flapping this week.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Who did he start, Major Asshole?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
how
September 13th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
im so glad i dont gamble or bet on sports. i would probably have like an awesome first week of betting and then get my ass handed to me and have the mob showing up to my door soon after that.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Rivers
/15-yr. keeper league
September 13th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
What a fucking moron. That’s an affront to every fantasy footballer in the world. Who doesn’t start their first or second round pick?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
brees will go down in history horribly underrated. watch and see
September 13th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Until he wins it, he’s Warren Moon Jr.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
I love Donnie Jones.
/I’m so sad.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
tom arnold is trying to channel farley’s matt foley but it just isn’t working for him
September 13th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Note to self, put down the booze and do not bet Seattle/St.Louis EVAR again. I’m an idiot.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
It’s impressive that guy has stayed afloat so long, considering he arrived on the scene by porking Roseanne.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Jim Zorn calling for fake FGs and now running on 3rd and 8?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
he was good in true lies. there should have been a sequel but poor tom got hosed out of that.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
An important life lesson for all of us.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Jim Zorn looks like a woodchuck
September 13th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
The question now is, who’s going hoggin? Someone in this thread will be.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Tom Arnold has one of those “honorary” degrees from Iowa. One semester completed and a Blutarski GPA. Same as that jackass Ashton Kutcher.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
What, that millions of Americans struggle through life doing the right thing, and he is a millionaire because he fucked a celebrity?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Ah, Tia Carrere and an introduction to a criminally young Eliza. good times.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
O/T: Tiger wins the BMW by 8 stokes.
/feigns surprise
September 13th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Sounds about right.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
carlson. nice pick up caporegime
September 13th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
I completely forgot about his sitcom, even now I’ve lost the name and any character that wasn’t him. Wasn’t it a dumb Larry Sanders Show?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
What, that millions of Americans struggle through life doing the right thing, and he is a millionaire because he plunged the world’s worst beef curtains?
/fixed
September 13th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Holy SHIT @ Federer’s point there.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
He’s on track to break his single season wins record yet idiots insist the field is catching up.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I just remembered that farley played Tom Arnold on Update. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW FARLEY?
/RIP Farley
September 13th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I don’t know what to say
September 13th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I TOOK THE KEYS AND DROVE TO REHAB.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Is Denis Leary the least likable person of all time?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Hmmmmm…. You’re playing a team that lost to Central Michigan next week?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
What’s the top story tonight: Favre or Woods? Or is it Michigan back in the top 25?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
A.J. Pierzynski
September 13th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
whoa whoa i am afraid you forgot about us
/paris hilton and tila tequila
September 13th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Why has Beanie Wells not touched the ball yet?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
See half the last 20 replies for the correct answer. That would be Tom Arnold. Tom Arnold.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
The one good thing Notre Dame has given me this fucking weekend.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
he is distraught from the loss
September 13th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
idk, Tom Arnold was good in the Simpsons…
September 13th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
They’re still molting his glass ankle into place.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
That has owned us at home. And I cant talk shit about because we just lost to michigan. And that if we lose is going to have me on sparty’s podcast in a bad way. I need more scotch.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Kevin Boss makes Jim Kleinsasser look like Devin Hester.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
julius fucking jones. i should have started him.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I’ll see you Tom Arnold, and raise you Michelle Malkin, Sharon Stone, Paula Abdul, Vince McMahon, Sean Penn, … OH MY GAWD JULIUS JONES JUST DID THE RIC FLAIR STRUT WHEN HE SCORED.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
I demand video of this hernia
September 13th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
The old man has awoken! Kurt Warner starting to make some progress!
HAKEEM NICKS!
/again
September 13th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
nancy grace
September 13th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
There we go.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
that was so money. he even told his teammates to wait a second. surprised more players havent done it. you are trying to get rid of a giant erection right this minute arent you taguchi?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Tim Hightower has 9 catches for 100 yards.
Tim Fucking Hightower.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Be forewarned, if Jeff Garcia isn’t on a plane to Charlotte by tonight, I will be taking matters into my own hands concerning Delhomme. It is rare that a win or loss can be pinned solely on one person, Delhomme just accomplished that feat twice in 2 games.
I’m pissed…
September 13th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
I’ll be trading Fitz for him tomorrow.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
I don’t know guys, Denis Leary is the one doing loud commercials talking about how tough Romo is for not going on IR when he broke his pinky.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Nicks being carted off
September 13th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
He didn’t write the dumb commercial, he’s just being paid an insane amount of money for it. Everything Dick Morris says comes from his own little brain.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
guess who has that limousine ridin, jet flyin, wheelin and dealin, kiss stealin son of gun on his team. this guy right here does
September 13th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
TST – for one day can we NOT bash republicans, please?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
I will not rest until I get footage of that
September 13th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
So will TBL do a post where he calls this the “walking like I have to take a crap” tomorrow?
September 13th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Noo. he was clearly doing the ‘i can’t feel my legs’ walk
September 13th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I just said I hated Sean Penn and Sharon Stone. Dick Morris isn’t a Republican (worked for Clinton), he’s a slimy money grubbing sexually perverse little creature.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
CBS announcers think Serena should be banned from Tennis for a while, and not doing so is a “smudge on the sport.” Interesting take.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Be forewarned, if Jeff Garcia isn’t on a plane to Charlotte by tonight, I will be taking matters into my own hands concerning Delhomme. It is rare that a win or loss can be pinned solely on one person, Delhomme just accomplished that feat twice in 2 games.
Derek Anderson now has value once again as well.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
I know he worked for clinton, but ever single book he’s had so far has been about liberals. So I thought you were bashing him back for such.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
I was bashing him for making me have to take a bath every time I see him on television.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
if they were smart they would’nt. i mean i would watch tennis if i was 50% sure serena would terrorize a small asain woman like godzilla and crush her in a bear hug
September 13th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I can see him at home dressing like a woman, however. He’s also O’Reilly’s least interesting guest.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Did Warner have an epiphany or something… He is on a mission right now. And makin me some paper
September 13th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
you could say he had a religious experience.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
“but Michael Strahan said I was a good coach!”
/Steve Spagnualo immediately after he gets fired after this season
September 13th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
the azn lady wasn’t small.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
not small like the petite type we all know and love.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
September 13th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
We’re witnessing the death of a meme guys. See ya later Hakeem.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
God I wish there was a different leading lady on “Fringe”
September 13th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
The top Yahoo football story is “Favre, Peterson lead Vikings over Browns.” An interesting world.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
just hoping the giants can hold onto this 13-point lead and not give up a late TD to ruin my cover. got the giants at 6 very late … went down from 6.5 … that’ll make me 3/4 today, only missing the damn browns.
any sign of texans fan? haven’t checked all the comments…
September 13th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Is Fringe good? I haven’t given it a chance, mostly due to Pacey.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Redskins are a 4 win team. Can Chainsaw Dan get Shannahan to take over midseason?
September 13th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I really like it, but Torv is a horrid actress, at least for that role. She always looks angry and confused; her emotions don’t seem genuine.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
thanks, GIants.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Pacey (he’s Peter in this one ha) is actually pretty good. Walter has his moments, but I really like Lance Reddick (especially in The Wire)
September 13th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
This Bengals and Buckeyes fan says:
Fuck.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Can this Football Night in America set be any more awkward? Collinsworth sitting between Michaels and Costas going back and forth. He’s going to tear a muscle in his neck bouncing around so much.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
maybe not but you know how a 6′6″ guy is dwarfed by shaq? same thing kinda
September 13th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Has anyone seen anything about Welker playing tomorrow night? As best I can tell, he’s going to play despite not practicing. I’m trying to get something a little more definitive, otherwise I need to sub in Devin Hester before the 8:30 pm game.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
serena fined the max amount, $10k.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
The shot Federer hit to get to Match Point is one of the greatest I’ve ever seen. Amazing.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
johnny depp to appear in another period peice the lone ranger as tonto.
/im not lieing
September 13th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
the shot between his legs to set up triple match point was awesome
September 13th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Federer is a beast. The best ever.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Epically false.
Their next four games: StLouis, Detroit, Tampa, Carolina. They will win their next 4.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Ouch man, seriously, thats rough.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker to play Silver
September 13th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Stop.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Federer says it was the greatest shot of his life. Can’t argue.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
+ infinity
September 13th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
it was obviously a fantastic shot, but i’d argue with that. i mean, maybe for him it’s his best shot, but he was also very lucky it worked. i’ve seen him make a number of more skillful shots that impressed me more. great shot though. also, i’m going to go out on a limb and predict a del potro upset. no real reason, and i hope it doesn’t happen.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
+1 very nice.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Not when Jeff Garcia is QBing the Panthers by week 5.
/probably next week
September 13th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
oh my god enough of the namath-snachez bullshit. there is no way in hell sanchez gets as overrated as namath.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
SC- ARE YOU FUCKING READY!
/BEARS FANS UNITE!!!
//even sportsgal
September 13th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
No matter what Peter King says, I don’t believe him.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
NBC saying the Colts will NOT be bringing Marvin Harrison back. So ….
Hey guys, I think the Colts should sign Marvin Harrison.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
dungy still promoting marvin. bears for the love of god sign him.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
What’s the word on Anthony Gonzalez??
September 13th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
PCL injury but not serious.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
a month
September 13th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Tim Hightower now leads the NFL in catches.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
thanks
September 13th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
rodney harrison pulling no punches. love it
September 13th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
KO always looks like he’s gotta shit.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
mrejr – what did he say?
September 13th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
“What happened…was you.”
September 13th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
49ers D is really good.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Is Rodney Harrison the new Tiki on this show? If so, he just called Delhomme a rookie like five times, just pissed all over his face.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
4.5 tonight for the game, what a shitty line.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Jay Cutler: multimillionaire, cuts his own hair.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Packers and the over
September 13th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Yea, because they dont give a shit about football in Denver
September 13th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
That explains a lot. The guy’s hairstyle is half bowl, half emo.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Souja Boy in green bay. Can’t say I saw that coming.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Dungy crapping on Grossman, good stuff.
This broadcast hasn’t been bad thus far. Cutler seems like less of a dick than I thought.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
tiki will be wishing he is the new rodney if rodney keeps that up. if rodney keeps that up he will host football night in america by himself.
/that would improve FNIA by about 100%
September 13th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
But he’s still a dick.
I’m not watching NBC yet because this Niners-Cardinals finish is good.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Niners win 20-16. Good game. I know it’s the first week but I think the Niners are legit.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
agreed, Warner fumbling to end it is amusing.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
DOWN GOES JESUS!
September 13th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
At least Olbermann isn’t sucking Favre off.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
KO just owned Favre in that highlight.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
did they already fire Patrick and Dungy and just make it Olbermann and Harrison?
September 13th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
damn it.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Packers and the over
meh, took the over at 47 tho.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
I got Niners winning the West. Good start to the season. Sadly, I also have Kurt Warner’s corpse in fantasy. Not good. Now I’m torn…
I need probably 20 points from Greg Jennings tonight and I want the Bears to win. I’ll sacrifice the fantasy win for the Bears though.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
I’ve got Bears +11 and over 42.
Can’t believe I bet on my own team… It was too good to pass up though.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
dungy, could you not ..i dont know…tell everyone in america what are plays are? thanks.
/Colts
September 13th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
I’ve got Bears +11
this line has to be teased right?
September 13th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Have won all my leagues except for my TBL one, other guys done (who is Drivin with Donte) need 20 from grant/jennings.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
our*
/shit
September 13th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Fantastic stuff from Dungy, that was actually kinda cool
September 13th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
That bit with Dungy was interesting. Me likey.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
PLSK – Yes. Teased.
Hakeem Nicks is going to be ok.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
I’ve got Bears +11 … this line has to be teased right?
that’s the popular theory, yes.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Interesting…
September 13th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I miss Dan Patrick’s ESPN radio show, don’t get his current one locally anywhere, so much better than Tirico.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
that’s the popular theory, yes.
dumb question, regretted it immediately
/Stabbin -1
September 13th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Souja Boy in green bay. Can’t say I saw that coming
we like our overrated crap as much as the next state
September 13th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Is Phil the Show Killer dead?
September 13th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Gus is the man.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Patrick’s show on FOX is pretty good. I like when he bashes ESPN.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
San Francisco wins the West, Seattle looked awful (not Rams awful, obviously), and I don’t see Arizona repeating.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
I can’t imagine that there are really 32 better offensive coordinators than Mike Martz.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
It’s tough to say that a team who won 28-0 looked terrible. They might not be good, but give them until week 2 to call them bad.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Ths subject in your sentence has to believe that he is a coordinator first.
Dude mistakes coordinator with head coach, thus no job.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
it’s like nbc said “oh monday night fooball got gruden? that’s nice but we got harrison who will knock your socks on their ass and dungy who will tell you what the fuck is going at a 3rd grade level so you understand it!” then they did the dx crotch chop
September 13th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
It’s the Rams. And the first half was one of the sloppiest high school type things I’ve ever seen. And as to Martz, yeah, it’s his personality, but people with talent usually get seventh chances.
September 13th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
They need to start letting Bulger do a 7 step drop or they will continue to be doomed, they have one down field threat in Avery and Jackson didn’t catch one ball today. That is absolutely unexcuseable, because if they don’t get production from Jackson, than they’re destined for 2-14. Bottom Tier….
32. Rams
31. Detroit
33. Cleveland
I love the Red Zone on the NFL ticket
September 13th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
30. Cleveland *
September 13th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh they cut the dance off!
September 13th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
PLSK –
I figured that was a purposefully done. The Browns might be the 33rd best team in the league.
Hey, at least they got an offensive TD today. Baby steps.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I wish I rooted for the Browns right now.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Saw that too. He only got two steps in before they cut it.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Thanks to the Eagles/AD Roger Goodell’s Schutzstaffel is going to outscore the next best team in my FF league by like fifty.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Hey, at least they got an offensive TD today
Yea and Cribbs is the best at his job in the league, Pay the man please, pay the man
September 13th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
no
September 13th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Yes.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
“Mr. Goodell, with the current economic crisis-”
-”shut up, Bob…”
September 13th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
The blackout rule is insane. Going to an NFL game in most cities is absolutely a worse and (far) more expensive experience than sitting on your couch.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
People don’t like your product enough to attend the game. Answer? Don’t let them see the game so they don’t become invested in your product.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
In some places (like Baltimore) there’s not even anywhere to tailgate, except under the turnpike.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
nothing and no one in cleveland has been the best in the league at anything since jim brown retired. sorry
September 13th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Nice shot at Plaxico by KO.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Eric Metcalf would like to show you his resume.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
And if the cops are anything like they are when there’s a soccer game at the stadium, God help you if you throw around a ball in the parking lot.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Bernie Kosar was the best at scrambling…and at drinking. One of those is true.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Tailgating in Baltimore is killing people while wearing their Ray Lewis jersey and drinking
September 13th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Tiki!
September 13th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Tiki Barber: the only man left in Giants Stadium. The guys in the background are robots.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
What happened to you there?
/same thing happened to me at a Yankee game
September 13th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Tiki just found a way to squeeze in a reference to himself asking Eli a question. What a dick.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Tiki just claimed that he was the reason Eli used to suck.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
tiki is clearly pissed he is on the road. he cant wrap his head around the fact that we dont want vanilla personalities. and now he is kissing eli’s ass and kissing his super bowl ring. ha!
September 13th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
JESUS STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF
September 13th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Oh nothing really, we just kept getting yelled at by the cops for playing soccer in the parking lot where we were tailgating. It was the media lot and was nearly empty, but apparently we were causing a problem.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Point being: they suck the fun out of tailgating.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Tiki Barber is the Marian Hossa of the NFL.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
I wouldn’t go emptying my balls on the Giants just yet, the Redskins are pretty lousy
In fact I don’t think we’ll see a real test for them until they play New Orleans in Week 6
September 13th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
A friend of mine and I, when i was 15, were playing catch in a dirt parking lot near the old stadium. A cop threatened to give us a ticket for loitering. I shit you not.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Just saw AP’s touchdown. Christ he’s on roids, and I love it.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
“Favre wins his pro debut, doesn’t do an awful lot”
KO haters, I mock you.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
nothing and no one in cleveland has been the best in the league at anything since jim brown retired. sorry
You’re gonna homer-out and say Hester, Not only is Cribbs the best returner in the league but he’s also the best special teams player in the league. He led the Browns in special teams tackles last year for fuck sake along with being the most dominant threat on special teams. Cribbs is more lethal than Hester and Cribbs can spell his own name so he’s a smart person which makes him better at football as well. He’s the Browns best player and its not even close
September 13th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
that’s obviously not what he said, or he’s an idiot. I withdraw.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
*now that Mitch Berger is out of the league.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
was anyone else waiting on tiki to break down while talking to eli and say through his tears “could you talk to some because …because….i wanna come back and play!!!”
September 13th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Kyle Orton > Keith Olbermann
September 13th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
LOL. Tee hee. Giggles.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
The beard is certainly better.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
I think Tiki’s asking Strahan to put in a good word for him with FOX so he can have an appearance on one episode of “My Brothers” 13-episode run.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Is everybody’s local NBC news anchor interviewing Jay Leno tonight?
September 13th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Sunday in Lex is the night the C Team on TV shines.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
at what? hester on special teams is more lethal than cribbs sorry. of course i cant say hester because then you say im being a homer but i dont care. hester is more dangerous on special teams than cribbs. deep down you know it.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Well… you’re both homers.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Hello Faith Hill.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Are all football fans really country music fans, because the networks sure seem to think so.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
2009 – The year football intro music reached abortionistic levels.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
It took less than a second seeing her in that black outfit and fuck me boots for a dirty thought to run through my mind.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Down south, yea. They go by the same logic that a College football game on ESPN must have college coffee house music (Dave MAtthews)
September 13th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
And I have a new favorite word.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
i have been waiting for this for what seems like a billion years.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
liked the boots….tired of country music openings for pro and college football.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Tim McGraw’s inbred demon seed has probably done terrible things down there.
/she’s a very attractive woman.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
You’re discounting the fact that country music is still the most popular music in rural areas of this country regardless of geography. Living in the heart of Pennsylvania for three years I could have swore I never left the south when I turned the dial.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Go Pack.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
GO BEARS.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
True, just the first place I go to.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Almost too much to open against the Packers. Like losing your virginity to Keeley Hazell or something.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
GO FORTE.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
David Cross’s bit about how the gay voice and the hick voice are independent of geography is one of the most inspired things I’ve ever heard.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Fuck you man I’m from Juneau Alaska.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Best 12 seconds of her life.
/that sex tape was a gift.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Good start.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Couple of QBs with bad hair and great arms.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Nelson >>>>> cribbs
September 13th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Aaron Rodgers is going to almost be Brees this year. Feelin’ it.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
im gonna slam a mt dew and slap a dip in.
/i promise i have all my teeth and brush at leat twice a day
September 13th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
My TV still thinks Al Michaels’ name is Rene, it only does Spanish closed captioning when the actual game is on, not in studio or commercials… mad annoying.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
i do not like dropping linebackers back. i hate it
September 13th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
That guy blew his knee out.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Unless your from “Swagger” – nobody gives a flying feck what school you attended.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
As long as you don’t mix it with any other soda you should be good.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I see Rodgers has inherited Favre’s “throw a 99 MPH throw at a guy 4 yards away”.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
fuck.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
WIDE LEFT!
September 13th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Throw a throw? I need to lie down
September 13th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
any soda is horrible for you but i can only drink so much water
September 13th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
She made one?
/Googles…
September 13th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Taguchi, i am a fellow st louisan and agree jim hanifan was the man on the radio. i am at school in virginia so i dont get to hear him anyway but he was the tits. also, i cant believe i had hope for 6 wins this year. it looked miserable today
September 13th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
As long as you don’t mix it with any other soda you should be good.
eh…mixing code red with sierra mist tastes pretty good
/useless fact
September 13th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Ndub, I had more faith in you.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
It’s REAL! Jay Cutler is my quarterback!
/rubs eyes
YES! YES!
September 13th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
This captain badge on the jersey loses a lot of weight when every whiny QB in the league gets one his first year with a team.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
More importantly: who is your punter/
September 13th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I have failed you.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
nice coverage. i would love for kruetz to not have problems snapping the ball. every qb we have had back there has a had a problem with snaps. at one point it isnt the qb’s fault.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I wonder how many exceptions there are to this GM 60 day guarantee. Sure you can give it back, unless it has more than ten miles on it.
Oh sorry you used the windshield wipers, that voids the guarantee. Opened the gas door? Well you shouldn’t have done that.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I never saw the whole Keeley Hazell sex tape. I saw about 15 seconds of it, about 35 times.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
I feel like LanceBriggsLamborghini should be in here posting tonight
September 13th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
rodgers is just having fun out there!
September 13th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I saw about 15 seconds of it, about 35 times.
+1
September 13th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Urlacher has to make that tackle. That was garbage.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
urlacher just because you hit someone doesnt mean they fall down. wrap up you overrated douche
September 13th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Rogers got drilled, I believe.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
It must be… LOVE.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
nice spin, dick.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
i dont follow her. the d is flying around very nice. but if our offense doesnt get their head out of their asses they will get tired and this game will be over for us.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
@ejr
you have any of the packers on your fantasy team?
September 13th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
How many babies has sportsgal had?
September 13th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Dude. 3 plays hardly qualifies as head in ass. Give them some time here.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
seven minutes of blow job, one minute of kitty, five minutes of man ass while he goes down on her, three minutes of man ass while she blow him while he’s on top of her. It’s a work of art.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
they dont count if you leave them in a dumpster
0
September 13th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
expectations are dangerous things.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
They played together with great success at Vanderbilt = zero winning seasons.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Duke, duke, duke, duke of Earl, duke, duke, duke of Earl, duke, duke duke of Earl BENNETT!
That’s my guy this year. Breakout!
September 13th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
there head was thoroughly inserted in their rectums
September 13th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
It’s a work of art.
Apparently, Taguchi enjoys a large helping of man ass.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
I liked King Ralph too but now isn’t the time.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
sc- so if their heads arent up their asses where are they because they arent in green bay
September 13th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
I just like a healthy sexy lady/man ass ratio in my celebrity pornograhy. IS THAT SO WRONG?
September 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
cutler with 2 awful passes in a row. maybe the 2nd was on the WR a bit, but still …
September 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
FINALLY!
September 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
OK third time is a charm.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
make that 3 awful passes. fuck yeah!
September 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
3 bad passes result in 1 INT. That was a bad, bad series for Cutler.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
On the 3rd try – they get the pick.
/only 5 minutes til True Blood finale
September 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Cutler: “Will you PLEASE pick this off already?”
September 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
uhoh shaggy
September 13th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Three straight INT throws in a row. Wowzers.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
3rd time’s a charm.
why is Cutler throwing on a run, across his body? that’s rookie stuff
September 13th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
they dont count if you leave them in a dumpster
I knew a girl in junior high/high school who was left in a dumpster and found.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
what the fuck. call a goddamn running play after those two awful passes.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
it’s nice to see cutler finally accomplish the interception he had been working on the past few throws.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
The ladyfriend after determining I’m still sober enough to talk to should be returning shortly so I can enjoy said finale.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
The Panthers have just inquired about Jay Cutler’s availability after that series…
September 13th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Was anyone here aborted? No? Well I was found in a dumpster.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Cutlers defense lets him down again, story of the poor guys life.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
he doesn’t throw enough INT’s for the panthers taste.
September 13th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
ron turner. go ahead and fill out your resignation you idiot
September 13th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
+100
September 13th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Brita pitcher is low, so I got a beer. Makes sense.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
cause he ain’t got Brandon Marshall and doesn’t know what to do.
One really bad Eli pass today. Other than that, can’t be unhappy with how he and the receivers played in their first full game together. Needs some work. Hopefully, Gilbride takes more shots downfield against Dallas.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
though I did mention cross earlier, and since everyone deeply follows everything I say I deduct two points.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Better hair: Jay Cutler or Nick Nolte in his mugshot?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Trick question. Nick Nolte’s hair in his mugshot is God.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
If all of these hair treatments theoretically work why are there bald white people (since black people generally look badass bald)?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
on fire mole. on fire.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
AJ Hawk growing out the emo bangs I see. Buckeye and a Packer. Not sure I could hate someone more than that.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
MJK punting for the Bears? Guess this puts the Tool tour on hold.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
i love it. im so glad the bears didnt bother sigining marvin harrison or matt jones. that would be a step in the right direction with the offense and chicago is a defense type of town so that just cant happen
September 13th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Ogunleye just smoked No. 78
September 13th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I wonder if Aaron Rodgers ever sends Alex Smith cruel texts.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
WALL-EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Like the pressure we’re getting when just rushing four. Tackling, however, needs to improve.
What the fuck was Ron Turner doing with the Bears in the shotgun on 3rd and 3?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I would really prefer that Direct TV stop hiring people I despise to mock me for not having Direct TV.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
third and 3 is the perfect time to go deep because the d will never expect it!
/retard o-coordinator
September 13th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
cullen jenkins is a beast.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Thankyou. Yeah I’m an asshole for not getting a service which goes out when it rains. No Charlie Sheen, you’re the asshole.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Bears offense looks absolutely horrible. Ron Turner has not passed on 3 consecutive 3 and less than 5s…
This is just AWFUL.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
OH BULLSHIT like that girl will have any problem finding someone to buy her alcohol.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
So what demographic does “I Love Rock N Roll” speak to these days?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
so…sc since your the expert on the location of the bears heads where are they right now?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Packers should consider letting Rodgers kneel at midfield at heave bombs at the endzone.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Wrong Cal QB. That was Boller.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Rams starter by week 4.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I was presuming that is standard Cal QB conditioning
/not really
//ashamed
September 13th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
boom
September 13th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
CUTLER to KNOX! There it is!
September 13th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
That Jay Cutler sucks ass.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
wow.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
i used to get high with Johny Knox and Sloan Kettering, and we used to blaze that shit.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
has anyone actually said this besides talking heads with their “character” nonsense?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Stone-hands Desmond Clark…
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING? I hope Cutler is in his fucking earhole on the sidelines after this. DUMB FUCKING TIGHT END.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
jolly!
September 13th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Put Mrejr on suicide watch.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Roethlisberger and Eli apologists.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Zombie Mrejr: Braiiiiiiiiinnnns
September 13th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Well they are winners. And nevermind, Cutler sucks.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
This has turned into a dick measuring contest between Rodgers and Cutler.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
no kidding GSG, wish they’d go back to the intermediate throws…
September 13th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
SAFETY BITCHES!
September 13th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
tremendous play by the big kid Jolly. Cutler with 2 first half picks?
uh oh Rodgers gets saftied
3-2, packers
September 13th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
fucking safety
September 13th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
i think moving to a 3-4 defense would benefit the bears. have mark anderson move outside! SAFETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
was Olsen holding him back?!
September 13th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
you can dance you can dance you can dance if you want to and leave your friends behind
September 13th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
3 picks
September 13th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
a gooooooooooooooooooooooo
September 13th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
dance is over
September 13th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
oh my god what the fuck was that
September 13th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
worst. pass. evar.
/actually referring to the feeble Brady Quinn attempt in the 4Q
September 13th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
You have to TRY to be this bad…
Stop forcing the damn ball, Jay.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
night all, good times.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Wow the Bears OL is terrible.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
there were no receivers in the fucking picture.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Please, oh please, be a touchback.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
why is cutler throwing on the run, or off his back foot so often? what’s he doing forcing so much?
i read his body language as: “Im just that good, i can toss the ball around and it’ll be all good.”
September 13th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Please no. I’ve seen that episode before. The Sex Cannon is supposed to be gone.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Bears OL = not good.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
this would be a good time to have a head coach who knows what the qb position so he can yank cutler to the side and tell him to quit being a goddamn moron. lovie just thinks that the punter did his job. FML
September 13th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
they actually moved it up, Lovie. That worked out well.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
2010 the year of Jon Gruden or Shanny in Chicago . /book it
September 13th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Cutler is not good. Great arm, stupid brain.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Agreed with TBL’s assessment of Cutler’s mindset. Some one needs to kick his ass and tell him to snap out of it.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Goddamnit I hate that fucking song…
Cutler has got to lead a drive for some points before halftime or this could get ugly. I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall in the Bears locker room at halftime.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Dan Snyder of Jerrah Jones are gonna buy the Bears? Or are they moving the Cowboys or Racistskins to Chicago?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
alex brown is upset that he has to watch the offense. i dont blame him. that is visual torture
September 13th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Goddamnit I hate that fucking song…
pretty sure that’s the song you hear at the pearly gates, SC
September 13th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Only yhing Bears can take as positive is that Forte hasn’t been hurt and that they are only down 8 despite horrid play.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
so should i just take my dog for a walk during this series or what?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
I don’t know what’s worse, Chi-town’s O-line or the QB.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
The line wins. can’t even pull off a screen…
September 13th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
worst sign. Ever.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
I’m offended by these Miller Lite ads with beer splashing around everywhere. What a colossal waste of beer
September 13th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
is this the most post ever?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
so big ben = or > jay cutler? can he be both?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
SC – you honestly think Lovie will give a firey speach at the half. I don’t see it in his personality
September 13th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
I like how Cutler is smack talking to the Packers on a short gain, like he hasn’t thrown 3 picks.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I want to see a Biggest Loser re-union and see how many of the fatties relapsed. I don’t believe these people are able to defeat their love of fried foods.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
most comments* ever?
/drunk typing
September 13th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
hopefully someone from the defense corners him and tells him to stop being a fucking douchebag while giving him a wedgie
September 13th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
No, I don’t. But I’d love to hear what the defense has to say to Cutler. The only fire coming from the coaching staff is Marinelli.
He was SCREAMING at Mark Anderson at training camp when I went.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
@Scripty – It’s something like 75% of them regain the weight after they leave the show.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
why did GB throw the ball?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Good lord, can someone else go after Oguleye? Rodgers is going to get killed.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Thankfully rodgers isnt playing very well or the Bears would be down by 30
September 13th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Collinsworth is making me miss the days of Madden already.
/bodyblows!!!!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
September 13th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
TBL what is the most comments in a single thread on the site?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Rodgers isn’t playing well because he has 3 millisexconds to throw the damn thing.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
/quoting failure.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
what the hell is going on?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
WHAT THE FUCK TURNER!? 3rd down and you RUN the ball there on a draw? Fuck you Ron Turner. Seriously, fuck you. You fucking suck.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Did the Bears have a preseason? Did they play offense?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
hail mary? collinsworth are you nuts? have you not seen what has happened tonight
September 13th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
The Packers rushed 2 guys, and got pressure. Wow. Time for a new OL coach and an entirely new OL.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
for serious
September 13th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Williams for Green Bay has had his hands on more passes from Cutler than any of the Bears recievers.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
cutler’s been throwing into coverage all night, might as well try quadruple coverage in the end zone and see what sticks.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
The sad part here is that there’s three-four commentors here right now that have added on about 100 comments. I think we can do 1,000.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Cuntler keeps this up and Big Ben might just = him. We Steeler fans can only hope.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Dungy only counted 5 “intercept-able” balls? is he just counting the drops?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Anyone see what Kanye did to Taylor Swift at the VMA’s? Check it out. He is a dick.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Shit, Cutlers been so bad his hand offs have almost been intercepted.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoOrNcL3AE
September 13th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
I’m trying to do my part, GSG.
Ohio State sucks.
Terry Bradshaw > Big Ben
Brett Favre > AP
September 13th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
I got excited for a second. i thought they got Morgan Freeman for this gag.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I’ve never seen Leno look so tired.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Man, this Costas-Leno interview is BRRRRR-UTAL
September 13th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Good Lord, did they plan this?! This is awfullllllllllllll.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Jesus, this halftime show is an abortion.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Costas is pissed, this is hilarious
September 13th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
abortionistic…. the Cutler joke was funny… but it bombed like a Bill Parcells Jap play.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Was it joke gone bad or is Kayne that fucing clueless?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
leno sucks
September 13th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Thanks for the halftime highlights NBC, I f’in hate this broadcast.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
TBL can do a post about this. If Duffy did it, he would have 1,500 words dedicated to it.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Costas going to go off on his producers like the defense is going off on Cutler right now.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Please let there be a video of this like Bill O’Reilly.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Maybe they should have tested the delay BEFORE the Jay Leno interview. It’s the little things that count….
September 13th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Wow, DX put Legacy over
/no one cares
September 13th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
im gonna send my application in to the bears for the ocoord position since i know what an effective offense looks like at least from watching the patriots and the colts. can i put anyone down as a reference?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
you got me, Mrejr, and I’m a superstar at the cracker factory.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
NBCee’s stat people are bored. who in the fuck cares how many 10-2 halftime games in history they have been?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
i do but i forgot it was on
September 13th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Where’s Billy Gunn?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Where is Roberto Garza because that new LG just was made to look like a bitch.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
GSG – big wheel at the cracker factory is correct terminology
September 13th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
It’s amazing. Give Cutler some time, and he can make a throw. Too bad the Bears can’t block anybody.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Earl Bennett gives me hope that da Bears actually have off. players.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
that WAS a nice pass and catch
September 13th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
McKie takes away my hope. bastard.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Not in “A Milhouse Divided”
September 13th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Orlando Pace just blocked his own guy… Goddamnit.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Kanye’s a dick
September 13th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Beyonce at the VMAs > Bears-Packers
September 13th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
We saw, Jay. He need psych help badly.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
turner called the statue of liberty play for 4th and inches. cutler knew that was a bad call and decided to call a time out.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
no im sorry sources are telling me turner called a fumblerooski
September 13th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
You’re high.
a replay of bengals vs eagles tie last year(the worst football game ever played) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> any effing award show.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
it was a plublicity stunt. Nothing more, really.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
fucking a
September 13th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Hester CAN catch!!! will miracles never cease!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
There it is. Pitch and catch. Looked easy.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
So… we’re not going for 2, why?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
so, you’re down two and you go for the 1?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
AssCam. Nice
September 13th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
now only if reggie bush could not suck
September 13th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
AssCam?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Oh award shows suck, no doubt. I’d rather watch her gyrate on stage while scantily clad than watch Cutler and Rodgers fight the battle of who can care less, though.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
He can’t help it.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
great ben folds five song
September 13th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
600?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
…damn…
September 13th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
does the 1 tennis chick look good tonight?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
They had a camera on the ground. The replay going to the commercial started with Hester’s junk followed by a ECU of his ass.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
unpossible
September 13th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
the bears defense is back at least.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
peacing out to watch entourage
September 13th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Peanut just got burned on that one. Lucky that wasn’t caught.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
should have traded him for a wr when we had the chance
September 13th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
I’m so scared of the Bears.
/sincere
September 13th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Physically or tennis-wise?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
longest 2 yard gain since barry retired
September 13th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
But he has more catches than any other running back in the last 3 years!
Also in his defense, he’s a HOFer compared to Leinart and Young.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
all right this game is too bad to watch further, calling it a night… I expect to see the comments in the 4-digit range when I check tomorrow morning. good luck,
September 13th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Bears starting to click.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
This marks the first time a wr screen has worked for the bears in 20 years
September 13th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I’ve started running fever. I’m posting between hallucinations.
Bed isn’t far off either. 6:15 is coming early tomorrow.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Take it from someone who sat in the cold at that game, it’s the truth.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
and Clark’s dead.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
From what Taguchi said, that game couldn’t have been any worse than today’s Rams/Seahawks game.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
It’s looking like a good thing at this point. He’s looked terrible most of the game. I like the Vikings fans who have all their eggs in one basket are coming out of the wordwork right now…
September 13th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
And there’s AP’s pecs. One more fricking time.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
He also fumbled twice today, and dances around like a girl. We can win without him.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Jay has SWINE FLU from one of his students.
/assuming he still teaches
September 13th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
you know in hindsight i guess turner is at least 45 times better than john shoop
September 13th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Who else other than fetch?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
so the bears are using the run to set up the pass? it is like they know what they are doing or something
September 13th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
bathroom break. Pedro Martinez has thrown 130 pitches. WTF
September 13th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Fantastic.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Shatner, that thought is going to keep me awake tonight.
/thought of it long before you did
September 13th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
The Seahawks game ended with one team winning. The Cincy/Eagles was 4 hours of pure no-vaseline, bull-on-man assrape, and never getting the money shot.
/it was that bad
September 13th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
In my defense I didn’t have internet access until now.
And Id say giving up 2 first round picks for Jay Cutler is more eggs in one basket. Or whatever.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
well if you start seeing pink Christina Aguelara Monsters, see a doctor.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Makblunt, should have put a /sarcasm tag after my receptions comment.
You know, if Cutler and Cromartie flame out, this 2006 Draft is going to be God awful at the top. And funny, the only pick making a name for himself is the one everyone laughed at.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
so signing a 40 year old and alienating the locker room and QB who will be there after Favre shits the bed is better than signing a young talented QB? wow no wonder the vikings have never ever won a super bowl
September 13th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I have no idea what you guys ae talking about, but I would do horrible things to her in bed. I would beed to do a million hail mary’s to absolve myself.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
That was from South Park.
It’s sad that she’s doing better than Brittany is, at least mentally.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
manning carries grant to the first down marker.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
sorry i meant trading for a young and talented qb
September 13th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
South park fool
September 13th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Top 5 players in the first round of that 2006 Bush/Leinart/Young draft so far, in my very fever-affected condition:
1. Mario
2. Haloti Ngata
3. Davin Joseph
4. Joseph Addai
5. Nick Mangold/Santonio Holmes
Batshit Crazy: Cutler, Cromartie, Vernon Davis
September 13th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
im so fucked. i need grant to have a huge night. i have phillip rivers tomorrow night vs vincent jackson. if only he could avoid throwing to him
September 13th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Vince Young laughs at this.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
mrejr that made no sense. I won’t even try to decipher that nonsense.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Mangold is better than Joseph.
And we WANT V jackson to get some TDs, texansFan
September 13th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
He’s now a captain in San Francisco.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Vince Young is in his own category.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Stop that.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Had the C patch on his jersey today.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I am now the lowest scoring team in of one of my fantasy leagues and the highest scoring team in the other.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
ok folks, wife has taken the remote and im too tired to stay up and watch the remainder of this game. go packers defense, grant, rodgers, driver. yup, i invested in all of them in fantasy.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
of course it didnt moves that make sense are foreign to vikings fans
September 13th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
i hate comcast so much. my anger towards them is unrivaled by anything i could imagine. their customer service is atrocious. apparently my box broke down and the best they can do for me is send someone out on friday or have me drive 45 minutes to get a new one. i pay over 150 dollars a month between tv internet and phone. They can’t overnight me a fucking box or have one of their guys drop one off. they are the only ones that have the channel that carries the phillies so i really can’t switch to verizon or dish. in short fuck comcast. fucking bastards.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
He must be a practice warrior or something.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
HAHAHAHAHA NICE CALL!
September 13th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
What a dumb f-n call.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
When did Mike Tice start coaching the Bears?
September 13th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
That is my first WTF moment of the season. Thanks Lovie…
September 13th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
ron turner is a moron
September 13th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
The lowest scoring person in one of my leagues is going to win because the other guy didn’t set his roster. And by lowest scoring, I mean he barely broke forty, and he’s only got 1 player to go.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
oh, ok, that makes sense then.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
it was the extra man who made the tackle
September 13th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
That, and Mike Singletary is looney tunes.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Packers are shooting themselves in the foot with all these pointless penalties.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
lovie smith is a moron for letting that call fly. buh bye lovie.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
You know what, the officials should say we’re not reviewing shit. You’ll have to live with that dumb fucking call on 4th and 11. First down Green Bay.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
oh lovie
September 13th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
did that just switch into spanish for anyone else?
September 13th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
even better. I wouldn’t pull that on Madden against a 5 year old.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
haha i love how wolfe didnt even know he was getting it
September 13th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
well, I guess Chicago is just a gigantic cluster fuck.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Yeah, blame the player. I’m sure the long snapper thought of that play all by himself. Bring back Madden.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING HOLDING.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
if your long snapper has the freedom to change a play your whole team is fucked.
/truthiness
September 13th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Here comes a fake field goal!
/wishful thinking
September 13th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Why did they give Bruce Willis that ridiculous wig for this movie?
September 13th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Kige Ramsey sums it up nicely: Lovie Smith was just caught outhinking himself
September 13th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
surrogate is like the matrix but with a horrible plot
September 13th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
I guess the long snapper is the moron.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Hey Lovie, remember when you went for the 1 instead of the two? good times.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
four packers around a guy. But yea, underthrow it his way
September 13th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
again if our longsnapper feels as though he has the freedom to change a play at the line we are fucked.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
quad-coverage!!! someone… EVERYONE else had to be open.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
this entire game is just one big “WTF” moment, halftime interview included.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
does jay cutler’s religion have rules against checking down to the hot route?
September 13th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
another Packers penalty. Just give cutler the game, kids.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
late fuckin flag
September 13th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
thats a flag???
September 13th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
I’m eagerly awaiting the 18 picture posts mrejr will have this week. So much fodder. Lovie, Cutler, the long snapper. Man, it’s gonna be a good week.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
um, 678 comments.
really?
in sobering news
/f#cked up sh!t
September 13th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
bullshit call.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Leaving at 700.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
apparently “no fanning a wr” is a serious penalty
September 13th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Bad call will cost the Pack this game..
That and no blocking for Rodgers
September 13th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Nice drive here. Let’s get six and then a 2 PTer. This would be a huge, huge drive if they could cap it like that.
Amazing the Bears are even still in this game. Shows how well the defense has actually played, how bad the officiating has been and how underwhelming Rodgers has been.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
I’m surpised LL kept his shirt on for more than 5 minutes to do that ad.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
i hate the sweep there. too many things can go wrong with a sweep. but play action pass to the tight end is coming .
September 13th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
speaking of underwhelming
September 13th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Great… Rodgers will get two minutes, still has 3 timeouts (BULLSHIT) and only needs a FG.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Bears D has been keeping Rodgers in check, though.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
tackling drills all week
September 13th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Collinsworth with obligatory Brett Favre mention… channeling Tony Kornheiser here.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
700
September 13th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
700
September 13th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
damn it haah
September 13th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Turnover would be awwwwwwwwfully nice here. Put my mind at ease since there’s no way I cover my over now.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
gnight folks
September 13th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Wow. That was Roethlisbergeresque.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Vasher just got TOASTED.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Don’t kill yourselves, SC and Mrejr.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
BURN!
September 13th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Woooooo!!!!
September 13th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
you all still have a lot of time.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
cripes, might as well kicked the ball outta bounds…
September 13th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
nevermind.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
ball game!
September 13th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
game over. good night folks. i will be listening to the radio tomorrow.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
underwhelming indeed
September 13th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
At least the announcers won’t criticize Wilford Brimley on any of these picks.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Rex Grossman isn’t walking through that door.
September 14th, 2009 at 12:00 am
insane amount of comments
September 14th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Play of the year, hands down.
/sees Kanye West running to the stage, microphone in hand
// deer in headlights
September 14th, 2009 at 1:18 am
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1621389/20090913/west_kanye.jhtml
link for kanye rushing taylor swift (55 sec in)
September 14th, 2009 at 7:04 am
my hate meter for kanye is steaming
September 14th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Devrey Henderson (and/or Jack Hunt) is not impressed with that catch.