We’re Shocked: There’s Interest in Michael Jordan’s Young, Hot Model Girlfriend
1-liner, Athletes and Celebrities, Former Athletes September 16th. 2009, 12:15pm
Michael Jordan’s Girlfriend: The cameras fell in love with her during Hall of Fame weekend. And predictably, the fans did, too. “According to Hot Trends, which measures searches that experience a boost in popularity, the term “Yvette Prieto” was No. 19, “Michael Jordan girlfriend” was No. 21 and “Michael Jordan’s girlfriend” was No. 38.” Faithful readers of this blog will know we talked about her extensively during NBA All-Star weekend and they bought a home together in Miami. [Chicago Tribune]
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September 16th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
MJs girl is smokin’. She could melt a cheeseburger from the other end of the room.
This always makes me laugh.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I read an article saying he liked fatties. Apparently not anymore.
/NTTAWWT’d
September 16th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
It would have been nice again TBL Godfather if you had included links to hot photos, but now I’ll just go surf.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
No, yes, YES!, no
/ all of sports media’d
September 16th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
chris tucker looks like bernie mac in that pic. rip
September 16th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
chris tucker looks like he is trying to smile though a heart attack because it isnt everyday you get a picture with the GOAT
September 16th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
calvin murphy is the GOAT. according to him on his radio show
September 16th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Under 6 feet, maybe.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Paolo’s girl is way hotter.
/paolo’d
September 16th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Chris Tucker looks like he’s continued his lifestyle in Dead Presidents
September 16th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
calvin murphy is the GOAT. according to him on his radio show
What’s your opinion of that show TexansFan?
September 16th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
calvin murphy is the GOAT.
at reproducing, he just might be
/ranked #1
September 16th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
My gf is a big Jordan fan and smitten with him, but after seeing Prieto’s photos I’ll stick with mine.
I had to tell her that I’ll keep her from MJ because he plays the field so much and she looks just that good.
When in high school, she was even hit on by Kobe Bryant when he was in high school in his area of Lower Merion Township here in Metro PA mind you, so the opposition is fierce. 
Apparently Prieto has been pregnant awhile or what is the deal? Abortion or just a rumour?
September 16th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Yes and apparently to more dudes than just me.
And fuck no I am not posting any photos here, but some photos of Meagan Good look like her. Yes she is spicy too. 
September 16th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
you guys remember that united way commercial where roy williams(the safety not the receiver) pushing all those kids on a swing? i would always say “aww look roy took all his kids to the park.”
September 16th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Kobe took Brandy to his prom. He didn’t exactly have the highest standards in high school.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I won’t go so far as to say “meh”, but methinks this one is really pretty average as WAGs go. Chris Cooley is 1/1000th the athlete and he has MJ beat.
By the way, great bit in one of the local Pgh blogs about 10 guys who apparently have some disposable income and desperately need to get laid.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
you think brandy is nasty but think serena is attractive?
wtf? you blind?
September 16th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Kobe took Brandy to his prom. He didn’t exactly have the highest standards in high school.
I like how everybody on this site thinks they are Billy Dee Williams or Denzel Washington
/equal opportunity’d
September 16th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
That was eerie, do you have the powerball numbers for tonight too?
September 16th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Kobe took Brandy to his prom.
I’ve seen her brother’s weenie.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I’d wager that 90% of the crew here could be mistaken for Kige Ramsey’s twin.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Nah, he just likes peen.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I find Brandy attractive and will ask my girl about her too, as she will know.
Clown you Dallas pile of cowturds faux harlequin stick your basement fake wood-panelled dungeon with your mime harem and the occasional Baylor co-ed in your big rig I guess.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
ya’ll need to turn the sarcasm meter up a bit.
/clown
September 16th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
+2 JPQ! Best comment of the day! Hey get that Jimmy back here too please!
September 16th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
you think brandy is nasty but think serena is attractive?
wtf? you blind?
obviously, clown is into the Caster Semenya look (you know, a chick who looks like a dude and is carrying an anaconda “shocker” for hot and spicy fun
September 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
brandy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> serena
September 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Brandy has a large forehead and frog eyes. Sorry.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Thanks for the compliment. No doubt in my mind a Baylor 5 is better than your Pennsylvania 9
September 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
nah. he’s just predictable as fuck.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Two words, MJ: prenuptial agreement
September 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
+1 more aggregate +3
Preach ohnnnnnn brotha JPQ preach ohnnnnnn!
September 16th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I don’t use the East Coast ninnie scale and never did like too many of these bojacks around here. Once in Vegas, the scale is always from Vegas and that’s that. My chick qualifies as Vegas hot, but you never rate your own chick publicly.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
serena would be outraged…it’s not an anaconda, she calls it her purple veined hydracock.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Paolo, I get unexplained anxiety trying to read your comments. Now I’ve officially placed myself on suicide watch.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
think MJ calls up his ex-wife and asks if she has seen any pics of him with his new GF lately?
seems about on par with his HOF speech.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
+1.5 Spencer for creativity
September 16th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
The grammar police would have a fucking field day with this. Makes no sense whatsoever.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Aaaaand you think… this blog doesnt qualify as “public”?
September 16th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
(getting douche chills)
September 16th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
think MJ calls up his ex-wife and asks if she has seen any pics of him with his new GF lately?
wilhelm: the only person that douchebag didn’t eviscerate was Bob Costas when he thought Juanita Jordan was his Mom after winning the 96(?) title. I never laughed so hard in my life
September 16th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
The grammar police would have a fucking field day with this. Makes no sense whatsoever.
that was a case of him trying to hard. Plus, Clown is from Austin.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Calm down Ill! Get back to betting and you will be okay!
This weekend btw, for paper on NFL I like only the O/U’s for three games.
Normally I don’t do well on NFL O/U’s, but these stuck out. Last weekend I went 3-1-1 on NFL but only 1-1-1 on the O/U’s within them.
The NFL lines otherwise are tight as the handicappers seem to be on their game, but as usual we’ll know late Sunday night where they were off the mark:
$11 O46.5 NOL/PHIL
$11 U43 AZ/JAX
$11 U42 IND/MIA
I am making one two-way parlay for college for real, and I’ll post my paper NCAA picks later this week on the appropriate post. Note that I use only the Vegas lines for sake of consistency not random offshore stuff.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Yes it is public. I mean you don’t rate on the 10 scale you douche.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
You’re all welcome for the preceding.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
do you have a hotline to call to get your lock of the week?
September 16th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
this game in general might as well be considered liscence to print your own money.
if arizona does anything, id be shocked.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Not for the apparent grammar police but for correction and clarity, but that comment is already history. Now I know he’s from Austin not Dallas fine.
And all the same he’s got a mean game apparently going on with his big rig and the Baylor coeds, as certainly it must get boring even with his mime harem in his basement.
+0.5 Clown for rising to the occasion
September 16th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I like to think of myself as a poor man’s Vince Gill.
September 16th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Go to Las Vegas or outside your house now. Make an “L” with left index finger and thumb and put it on your forehead and look in a car window.
There could not be a bigger douchebag question, especially from some Jerkwater Midwestern type.
Any real gambler knows that there are no “locks!” Whenever you have some guy pitching one of those, RUN!
September 16th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
so why did you put a pic of Mike Leach?
September 16th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
/nods head in agreement
September 16th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I like to think of myself as a poor man’s Vince Gill.
so why did you put a pic of Mike Leach?
I thought it was Jay Cutler
/chin’d
September 16th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
+1