Fernando Perez is a Baseball Player Slash Poet
1-liner, Baseball September 22nd. 2009, 3:45pmThe Baseball Poet: Fernando Perez, an outfielder on the Tampa Bay Rays, is also an acclaimed poet. He recently had a piece published in Poetry Magazine. “The piece in Poetry: It’s set in a stadium in Caracas, Venezuela, and starts with a scene ‘amongst the patch of dusky high-rises,’ and in the middle of a crowd, ‘packed beyond capacity,’ with a ‘purse-lipped riot squad’ with ’spanking machetes from their hips,’ and ‘pulsating bass drums’ and ’scantily-clad, head-dressed goddesses strutting’ and ‘flares that don’t always set out vertically, sometimes landing in the outfield still aflame.’” He went to Columbia University. [St. Pete Times]
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September 22nd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
His name’s Fernando and he doesn’t play for the Mets? Omar must be kicking himself.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
So he’s a poet and knows it?
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
There once was a man named Fernando
Who penis his wife liked to blow
but one time she bit
and he took a shit
and that was the end of Fernando
/ain’t so hard, took me two minutes
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
He’s 26 and has played a total of 33 minor league games. Time to put down the fancy books and practice your swing, Fern.
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
He only got in because of affirmative action.
/right wing talking point on Sotomayor’d
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
flares that don’t always set out vertically, sometimes landing in the outfield still aflame
This is critically acclaimed? Just because he attended Columbia doesn’t mean his poetry training lasted beyond the 8th grade.
/literary snobbed.
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
My name is Pancho
I live on a ranch-o
and I make five dollars a day
I go home to Lucy
she give me her pussy
and she takes my five dollars away.