Don’t Be a Sucker And Pick the Lions This Weekend
NFL September 25th. 2009, 11:45am
The Redskins had a bad week. The fallout has been rough. A rookie linebacker was a dimwit. Jim Zorn may be in trouble. Morale is low. Washington scored just nine points at home last weekend. That said, they still did something the Lions have not done in nearly two years, win.
Inspired by Washington’s troubles, Pro-Lions sentiment has been simmering. The Redskins expect a challenge. The Lions “have a chance.” They may even pull off “an upset.” They won’t.
Detroit can’t throw the ball. Quarterback rating is nebulous, but Matthew Stafford’s 40.5, lowest in the NFL, is no fluke. He has been worse than JaMarcus Russell and Jake Delhomme. Stafford has five interceptions to his one touchdown. His yards per attempt, 5.3 is second lowest in the NFL. He wasn’t ready.
The Lions can’t run the ball. With an awful offensive line, they are averaging just three yards per carry. Main back Kevin Smith is averaging 2.6. They have not broken a play longer than 13 yards on the ground.
Detroit can’t stop the pass. The Lions have allowed an 80.6 percent completion rate and eight touchdowns through the air in two games. Opponents have a 134.9 quarterback rating.
They can’t stop the run either, allowing 4.5 yards per carry. Why would you bother establishing the run when you can complete passes 80 percent of the time?
The Lions do nothing well.
Washington has had a week of disarray. The Lions have had 46 years of it. The Redskins won last week. The Lions have won just once in their last 26 games. That was a narrow win against a Chiefs’ team coached by Herm Edwards in the midst of a nine-game losing streak.
Optimism is unwarranted. Take the Maroon and Black and the points.
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September 25th, 2009 at 11:49 am
A lot of negatives for the Lions, but at least they aren’t racist. Nor do they sue their diehards because they can’t afford to pay for their season tickets.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Judging by the last coach who gave a “thumbs up” at an NFL podium, I’d say Jim Zorn is a dead man walking
September 25th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Unfreakingbelievable.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:52 am
He has been worse than JaMarcus Russell and Jake Delhomme
not possible and not possible, respectively.
The Lions are going to win a game, eventually. And Washington sucks. A good bet is the under, right?
September 25th, 2009 at 11:52 am
/brainsplsion!
//didnt think it was possible
September 25th, 2009 at 11:52 am
skins 28-14
September 25th, 2009 at 11:52 am
they will this season and it will be against the cleveland browns
September 25th, 2009 at 11:53 am
the people signed a contract and refused to honor it. they even refused a settlement payment on the contracts. essentlially, they don’t want to pay for something they agreed, in writing on a legal document, they would pay for.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Santana Moss needs to produce
September 25th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Lions win this one. Redskins have looked like garbage in both games.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Don’t tell me why the Redskins are going to lose. Give me one reason why the Lions will win.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:56 am
That game was last night.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:56 am
I couldn’t find the exact stat, but something like 75% of home teams getting 4 or more points beat the spread. There are 5 teams getting this scenario this week (DET, STL, TB, BUF and CIN).
September 25th, 2009 at 11:57 am
They were due!
/Krusty betting on the Washington Generals’d
September 25th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Don’t tell me why the Redskins are going to lose. Give me one reason why the Lions will win
Since the game is blacked out and Ford Field will be half full, they won’t be nervous and will play better?
/bright side’d
September 25th, 2009 at 11:57 am
so does clinton
September 25th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Give me one reason why the Lions will win.
not my department.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
because stone cold says so?
September 25th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Stafford has looked pretty good, albeit not great, against NO and Minny.
/thats all i got
September 25th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
The Redskins have 1 offensive TD this season. If you get the full 7 points or tease it up into the 12-13 range, I’d definitely pick the Lions.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Probably a bit misleading since Favre didn’t throw a pass longer than 6 yards all day in week 2.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
That game was rigged. They were using a freakin’ laddder!!
September 25th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Take the Maroon and Black and the points.
Black? Their other colors are gold and white.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
The Lions haven’t been the same since Brett Perriman left.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
HE’S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER! TAKE IT!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Yeah, but the Saints went vertical all over their asses.
The problem with Stafford is that his intermediate passes have about the accuracy of a Chris Mortensen rumor.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
HE’S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER! TAKE IT!!!
“You bet against the Harlem Globetrotters?”
“I thought the Generals were due!”
September 25th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
skins 28-14
Not possible, need more FGs.
I can’t believe the uproar after a 1-1 start. DC sports radio is freaking the fuck out – like the Skins were going to be the 2007 Patriots in year two of Zorn/Campbell. Who cares if they only won 9-7 against the Rams? Big fucking deal. They can win 3-0 the rest of the way out and I’ll be the first one camped out on Pennsylvania Ave for the parade in Feb. Campbell’s numbers WEREN’T that bad last game. The Skins had long drives but two dropped TD passes and horrible redzone play calling led to FGs. I was at the game and boo’d my ass off multiple times. However, I think people were booing the organization as a whole and not the player’s effort. It’s fucking exhausting to listen to how bad things are for the Skins every week, when they really aren’t that bad off. Fuck you DC media and vinny cerrato, assclown.
/end rant
//no chance the Lions win
September 25th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
If the Lions win this game Jim Zorn needs to do the honorable thing and make like Frank Pentageli.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
people are just picking the lions most weeks now so that they can say “see, I told ya they would win.” i don’t think there is one person with a strong conviction in predicting them.
/the Lions are winning.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Give me one reason why the Lions will win.
Young team with nothing to lose. there is so much pressure on the Skins right now and I don’t think they can do it.
Megatron-The Skins corners are not that good and Megatron will have a big game and size matchup against Rodgers.
Smith-86 Yards against the #1 rush defense last week. This was all in the first half.
2 Sacks against a decent O-Line last week. The Skins line is MUCH worse and just lost only good guy they had last week.
These are just a couple things I can think of.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
HOW DARE YOU! Detroit needs this! FOR THE ECONOMY!
September 25th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
The Lions do have a decent shot, I think. If the Skins can only muster 9 points at home against the Rams, then they’ll probably only score 20 against the Lions on the road. Lions offense is much better than its defense. If Stafford doesn’t turn the ball over too much, they’ll win.
Lions 21-20
September 25th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I consult the chart for all of my picks.
/Where’s my chicken
September 25th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
The Lions are going to win and nobody is going to see it. Sad.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Watching Carlos Rogers play 10 yards off of CJ should be really interesting, as the Lions are collecting first down after first down. Lions 17-7. Jim Zorn with another fantastic week of play-calling.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Zorn said “Maroon and Black” when he got the job.
http://www.hogshaven.com/story/2008/2/10/17831/0479
September 25th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I couldn’t find the exact stat, but something like 75% of home teams getting 4 or more points beat the spread. There are 5 teams getting this scenario this week (DET, STL, TB, BUF and CIN).
so call my 800 number NOW and i’ll give you my NFL 5 star fort knox LOCK OF THE YEAR.
seriously, the Lions suck, but so do the Skins, so they have one of their most favorable matchups on Sunday
September 25th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Thank Allah it’s Friday
*is excited, snorts coke*
September 25th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Because they just released Brock Berlin?
September 25th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Such a classic simpsons episode.
/it’s No “Homer’s Enemy”
//or “Homer At The Bat”
///or “Rosebud”
////or “Lisa the Vegetarian”
///// or “You Only Move Twice”
September 25th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Technically, you’d thank Allah on Wednesday since Thursday and Friday are considered the weekend in the middle east.
/jmorris
//not 100% sure this is true
September 25th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
why not? Sounds right.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Hey, anyone know what happened to the Calipari post we were told about? I’m dying for this damn thing.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
The Lions have moved the ball on quite a few drives. The problem is when they finally get momentum, Fat Head throws an INT instead of throwing the ball away or checking down. Granted, part of the reason for momentum was Fat Head making some good throws and decisions. But he’s killed drives this year.
The Lions D can get a pass rush. Besides that 27-yard TD run, they pretty much bottled up Peterson last week.
If they play Washington like they played Minnesota in the first half last week, then Detroit will win.
But I’m a Lions fan so I expect a loss (sad, isn’t it?).
September 25th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Me too. I thought we gave TBL some good questions Wednesday night to ask him.
-How much hair gel do you use?
-As a member of the upper tax bracket, how do you feel about paying higher taxes?
-Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Very good stuff. At least I thought.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I wasn’t here for the discussion. Was there a request to find out what he would clone if he could?
September 25th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
dont be a sucker and pick the pirates to win the world series
September 25th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Zorn said “Maroon and Black” when he got the job.
http://www.hogshaven.com/story/2008/2/10/17831/0479
And he was ridiculed on that link for doing so. So can I assume that you were making an esoteric jab at Jim Zorn being an idiot?
September 25th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Skins offense in the red zone has been terrible. Defense has been pretty good. Skins win this game. Zorn’s job is safe until their bye week. Danny boy has built another team with zero depth. Offensive line is hurting and Portis (with apologies to Irish) is not the back that he once was. Danny and Vinny have not drafted anyone who can help on the O-line or RB who can contribute in the past few drafts. Another mediocre at best season awaits.