Cristiano Ronaldo Cursed by a Wizard
Soccer, Wizards September 29th. 2009, 11:37am
Real Madrid received a distressing letter that could spell disaster for the upcoming season. Superstar signing Cirstiano Ronaldo has been cursed, by a wizard.
According to the Spanish paper El Mundo, the wizard claims someone “personally acquainted” with Ronaldo paid for a spell that would injure him. Because the wizard is “a mixture of priest and doctor,” he must safeguard his client’s identity.
The wizard previously threatened Real Madrid players in 2003 and 2006. The club suffered disastrous spells during both seasons, but rebounded to win the league in 06-07.
He “can’t promise that it will be a serious injury” and it “depends on various factors” so it will be “achieved sooner or later.”
Real Madrid are unconcerned.
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September 29th, 2009 at 11:39 am
sweet dee already tried to pull off this scam
September 29th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Stories like this are what makes me realize why footy is the most blogged about sport on the interwebs. There’s no shortage of crazies in this
sportactivity.September 29th, 2009 at 11:44 am
That has to be the gayest picture of a man not already having a penis inserted into an orifice
September 29th, 2009 at 11:50 am
The Bills “fans” laid a much worse curse on their team
/vandalized & robbed’d
September 29th, 2009 at 11:58 am
yeah those shorts are pretty ridiculous even for euro standards
September 29th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Could be a glory hole behind him.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
This explains Favre killing my Niners with 2 seconds left: Fucking Wizards!