DeShawn Stevenson’s Neck and Face Tattoos Bewilder and Scream, “Four Score, and Seven Years Ago …”
Baseball, College Football, Former Athletes, NBA, Video September 29th. 2009, 6:15pm
Deshawn Stevenson has always been an eccentric fellow. From his celebrations, to his memorable shooting contest with Gilbert Arenas, to his trash-talking with LeBron James, DeShawn Stevenson is one of the league’s most interesting players. These new tattoos – yes, that’s Abraham Lincoln in the middle of his neck – cement that reputation.For more interesting Washington Wizards fun, there’s a story about some members of the team getting hypnotized.
That’ll be all for today. We’ll hunker down with MLB Network tonight for the 2nd half of the Tigers/Twins doubleheader, and continue to read about the amazing story of USC’s Stafon Johnson.
The Jets spoiled Jim Kelly’s home opener.
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September 29th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
TBL jonesin’ bad today.
/How many NBA posts is this?
September 29th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
this guy is a fucking douchebag
September 29th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
He isn’t even good.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
275 pounds fell on the guy’s throat and he’s going to make a full recovery? That’s amazing.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Too man, it’s September.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I’m still curious about how it landed on his neck. I’m guessing it was as he was going back to put the bar back on the mount, but I’m a little surprised that if he had spotters not one of them had their hands in position on the bar to relieve the blow.
Me thinks those spotters were lazy.
Scary that he would be dead if he wasn’t in amazing shape.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Not to be callous, but it’s a bit surprising Stevenson was only putting up 275, unless he was repping it.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
/head explodes
September 29th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
September 29th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
TBL: Another “Aassclown in the NBA” (new tag name?) post AND a video of the Jets beating Jimbo and my Bills
What did I ever do to you? lol
Guess I’ll have to remind you of this great moment in 1986 Jets history…
http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2933257#post2933257
/payback’s a bitch
September 29th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Me too. If he were doing incline bench where the ball is at more of an angle in line with your neck I could see this, but I haven’t heard that it was anything other than a flat bench. If it were incline it would also explain a USC RB only using 275 (unless, again, he were repping it).
September 29th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Man, Mike Hartline sounds like an asshole when he talks. Not saying he is, but he sure as fuck comes off as such.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
i doubt they want their rbs putting up more than that. that usually means you are on roids or are spending way too much time in the weight room. in related news, the titans released no talent workout freak rb chris henry today.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Johnson: You got it?
Spotter: Yeah
Johnson: OK
Spotter: OH SHIT!
September 29th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
his brother was a huge tool shatner. trust your instincts.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
RBs – Roids no good at USC
LBs – Roids good at USC
I got it
September 29th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
8.0 earthquake near American Somoea. Still waiting to see if there’s a tsunami.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
So no tsunami. Although the earthquake was a 8.3 magnitude under water.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
So… does this mean Deshawn Stevenson is now Abraham Lincoln’s property?
/that’s historically racist
September 29th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
i just made it to my toilet undetected with an anal bomb. nuke springfield illinois?
September 29th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
You did say you’d bomb the midwest, mrejr. You’re close enough.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Which I guess it makes sense why the spotters weren’t paying attention. If he was just doing normal reps they probably weren’t even watching him. I get the feeling he didn’t have any spotters there and USC training staff is trying to cover their ass.
If he really did have two spotters i’m not sure how this happens at all. At worst he would drop it on his chest. The spotters are there to help you start and finish which is the only time the bar is over the neck.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
I don’t realize how self-referential this place is until I’m hardly on for a few days. TBL advocated nuking the entire Middle East? I guess that’s smarter than voting for Teix for MVP or declaring the AL Central clinched a month ago, but still…
September 29th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Terrell Owens, once again, has done something to make me like again. The way he handled the reporters in Buffalo was great.
It’s like an old girlfriend. I really hate him, but sometimes, he can really do something to make me like him again. And I know, that this will never last.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Anyone else think that Jim Mora Jr. looks a little like Mark Wahlberg?
September 29th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Look, I think it’s awful that someone was killed because the driver was texting, believe me I do. However, there doesn’t need to be a federal law against this. STOP MAKING EVERYTHING A FEDERAL LAW.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
That was such bull shit. They were baiting him so they could say what a cancer he is.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
yeah they were clearly trying to bait him into blowing up. he could have handled it better but he was pissed because his streak got broken. if i had streak that lasted 13 years and it got broken up and we lost i would be pretty pissed to. yeah football is a team game but that streak was pretty impressive.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
it shouldnt be a federal law but there should be a local law everywhere against texting or talking on the phone while driving on the phone.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I don’t realize how self-referential this place is until I’m hardly on for a few days.
you should go back and read every comment. As I recall, you were teased mercilessly in your absence. Mostly about how you like it up the rump.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
What was the streak? Missed all of this.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Looks like Donnie
September 29th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
tsh- his streak of catching a pass in like 170+ games was ended.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Not to be callous, but it’s a bit surprising Stevenson was only putting up 275, unless he was repping it
Why would they be maxin during season.
/they wouldn’t.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Oh, I did. Nobody even noticed I was gone. (runs away crying)
September 29th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Thanks mrejr. That’s what he gets for signing with jpq’s horror show.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Oh, I did. Nobody even noticed I was gone. (runs away crying)
The funniest thing that’s happened in the past couple of weeks is poor MakBlunt. When you listed off black dudes, he didn’t get a mention (and he mentioned that he didnt’ get a mention), and then, somebody else listed off New Orleans Saints fans looking for action against TBL’s Jets, and they mentioned three guys, including an obscure one, but again, no MakBlunt.
So, I’d like to go on record as follows..MakBlunt is a black Saints fan, and I know it.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
hey goat,so you’re a goat. whats that all about? i produce entourage. say hello to your mother for me.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Guy in airport has a classic Marv Albert toupee. Fucking legend.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I didn’t know MakBlunt was black, though I guess the name should have clued me in.
/Once again, that’s racist.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Riiight, like no one here has a tattoo of Abe Lincoln on their throat. Hypocrites!
September 29th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
It’s embarassing how much that sketch made me laugh.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Who the fuck is Makblunt? You mean TampaBo? Love that guy!
September 29th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
/Once again, that’s racist.
I burned my backspace button out today trying to think of something to say to or about Darrell. Turns out, doesn’t matter, because I’m a racist regardless.
Where were you anyway Tagooch? I am pretty sure you were here enough over Sunday/Monday that nobody had time to miss you.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
It’s the best non musical thing Sandberg has ever done. By far.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
it grew on me. each time i would think about it it would make me laugh. i recorded it so i watched it again and sure enough i laughed.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
That’s what he gets for signing with jpq’s horror show.
Hernia: all bets are off!
September 29th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
You eat apples, right?
That skit was awesome.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
That sketch isn’t funny, and I’ll beat your ass if you think otherwise
/Mark Wahlberg’d
September 29th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
you live in a barn. what’s that all about?
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/mark-wahlberg-talks-to-animals/727504/
September 29th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Sorry jpq. I’ve been negative about the Bills ever since Mark Kelso and his double helmet left.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Weekend at the inlaws. 30th anniversary party ending at 3 in the morning with psuedofather-in-law calling pseudosister-in-law s slut and a posse organized to go find her “slut ass”. I love central Illinois. Oh, I was on briefly Sunday afternoon, and a few hours yesterday. I wouldn’t have really thought people should have noticed.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Jeebus, you might be related to my wife’s family. Her cousin once offered to sell me “a real good fightin’ hound.”
September 29th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Pseudo-slutty. That’s what I remember about being single. Chicks that wouldn’t do wacky shit with me.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Mark Kelso and his double helmet
who was the 49er OLineman who had the other helmet? He didn’t look quite so freaky, because he was so big. (I think he was #74).
September 29th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
TST, you show back up and everyone stops commenting.
You racist.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Verlander looks real good through two innings. Lighting up the gun. Twins have gotta have this game, too. I see some smallball from the Twins in this game.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Dirt, that was Steve Wallace.
He was deaf in one ear. Some cool stuff about him in The Blind Side.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Everything is okay GSG. This is just the getting home from work/eating/acting like you like your family lull. Things will pick up soon. Until then drink and yell at your fantasy baseball teams like me.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
And Miguel Cabrera do what Miguel Cabrera do.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
He was deaf in one ear.
So is Flozell Adams. I don’t know which ear Wallace was deaf in, but Big Flo is deaf in the one that hears the snap counts.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
And Brandon Inge do what Brandon Inge do.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
well that was fun. Congrats on the division, Tigers. You better beat the Yanks.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
/TBL reverse jinx’d
September 29th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Eh fetch you can still win the next two games. This was the game I was sure they’d lose.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Heres something to talk about: women and there stupid ass fuckin ideas about 1 year old bday parties.
1. Acting like a total fuckin bitch
2. Giving the kid a piece of cake bigger than his body just so he can make a mess while you take pics.
the kids not going to remember shit so why make a spectacle about it?
maybe im just a future asshole father.
/two more years of freedom
September 29th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
my cousin had a baby a few years ago. On the first birthday, it’s all about the mother.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
i hate every single person involved with those stupid fucking education connection singing commercials
September 29th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
we’re actually planning my son’s first birthday party now. And what you mentioned, the giving the fucker a whole shitload of cake and letting him make a mess…that’s our plan. It makes it a little celebration, where you can take pictures and show people the occasion, but he’s not going to remember anything at all, so why invite other kids over and etc.
If you want to bitch about kid’s birthday parties, go to an 8 or 9 year old girls. The parents of the girl have to give “goodie bags” to the kids that attend, so everybody gets a present. It’s goddamned ludicrous.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
the biggest birthday i ever had as a kid was my mom got a beavis and butthead cake made for me and invited about 10 of my crew over we ate the cake went to the movies stayed up all night and put make-up on whoever fell asleep first.im sure if we werent poor when i was 1 im sure my mom would have forced my dad to pay to have a big party for my birthday
September 29th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
I know, right? Can’t the parents just buy the baby a Ralph Lauren Polo and a new pair of Uggs?
/also obnoxious
September 29th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Discovery Zone or Leaps and Bounds. That’s all I remember about childhood birthday parties.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
I’m pretty sure I didn’t have a real childhood. My pictures as a kid go from infant to eight.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
im such a prick
September 29th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
sc the discovery zone around here was place where kids got sick as hell . there were dirty diapers in the ball thing that they played in needles were found in to. that place got shut down real quick
September 29th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
On LI we had SpacePlex and QZar. Everything else was just some thing at a house.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
YOU SHOULD FEEL AWFUL, TEXANSFAN
September 29th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Bowling alleys and roller rinks were popular kid party destinations. I think parents just wanted to make fun of us.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
lots of gravatar changes tonight. I almost picked Pinky a few weeks ago, Taguchi.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I don’t like when I go too long and JPQ loses his opportunity to complain.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
S’not Pinky though, it’s Danger Mouse. Perhaps I should find a better photo.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
I’m not clearing my cache every 90 minutes just to keep up with the gravitar changes…
September 29th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
maybe I am just not up on my cartoon mice.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I’m not clearing my cache every 90 minutes just to keep up with the gravitar changes…
no, you’re doing it to keep the pedophile porn from filling up your hard drive.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
maybe we should all change to the clown’s avatar on the day he gets back, as an homage.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Flash drives and my website’s server, Dirt. There’s a reason I restrict lefty and mrejr’s privileges. Then, when the feds come, I just blame it on them.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
jesus christ I dumped the cache and its like a whole new forum.
Is there anything on TV tonight? Dont tell me I have to watch the biography of Ray Kroc.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I don’t like when I go too long and JPQ loses his opportunity to complain
Taguchi: complain about what? you? or everything in general?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I think I had the Blackhawks avatar for like 6 months until I changed over to Herky. The Blackhawks will come back after college football is over.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
JPQ – it’s been four days already?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
History of National Parks on PBS!
/currently taking environmental history of US class
September 29th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Complain about Dirt and (to a lesser extent) my need to change my gravatar constantly.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
tonight’s the night everybody watches poker, but says they hate it. They only watch because they hate Norman Chad so much, and because there’s nothing else on the telly. And the Sons is on at 10.
Oh, and word to the wise, if anybody likes to watch Californication, but forgot it premiered last night, you are the lucky ones. That show just can’t get worse. If you do decide that you have to watch it, do yourself a favor and just fast forward right through the Runkle scenes with Kathleen Turner, unless you like barfing.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
JPQ – it’s been four days already?
Shatner: I tried to be nice to hernia, but I won’t stand for his ridicule of my shitshow of a team. Only I can make fun of them, damnit!!
That’s what he gets for signing with jpq’s horror show.
Hernia: all bets are off!
September 29th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I’m strongly considering getting wildly drunk, actually. I’ve got the Tigers/Twins game on and I don’t understand how I’m not interested in a baseball pennant race.
This has never happened in the history of my life.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I took that, loved the crazy man who lived in Yellowstone who was friends with Roosevelt. Had to read his book, can’t remember his name.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
If it makes you feel better JPQ, I’ll bet with you on Iowa/Purdue and live up to giving you the points. It might be a pick ‘em though since it’s at Purdue. I think the most the Hawks would get is +4.
Same bet. Gravatar change.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Aileen Wournos approves of this.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Like I said, no reverse jinx. I called this during his last start too. I should be a fucking scout.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Really liked the first season, got three whole episodes into the second before I gave up on it. It’s just seems like it only cares about being disgusting now. Not sure what I think about Dexter’s debut. Definitely too much Lithgow ass.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I just re-watched Curb from Sunday w/ my wife (she watches Army Wives). Now I’m watching Biography Channel about Lost in Space
/You bubble-headed booby
September 29th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
you would think ESPn would try to get some coverage of the Tigers/Twins game. Nope, Bowling a poker only.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Ah, The First 48 is on. Done. At least theres a new episode of Sons on tonight.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
MLB TV has it.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
SC: Sounds good on Iowa/Purdue
Taguchi: EXACTLY how long I lasted on Californication. Dexter and Weeds lost me too (I’ve gone over that on here b4)
September 29th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
John Muir. and he is quite crazy
September 29th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I don’t get MLB tv due to my cable company being SUPER WICKED AWESOME. I do have two food channels and two QVCs, though.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Im out of the Weeds, Dexter still has me though.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
any guys in here get manicures and pedicures? my fiance told me im getting one on monday. i laughed at her.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Agreed on Weeds (like, more or less, the first two seasons). Other than the stupid adddiction storyline/annoying unattractive foreign bitch in the second season Dexter has done nothing but please me overall.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
The ice cube melting in my glass of Glenlivet is more thrilling than this baseball game right now.
Verlander is just untouchable tonight.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
I used to get a pedicure every couple weeks during track season in college, but that’s only because I’m a toe runner and my shit would get real fucked up otherwise.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
any guys in here get manicures and pedicures? my fiance told me im getting one on monday. i laughed at her.
Texansfan: My wife has been on me for years to get one, and I told her she can have my nails done when I’m in the casket. I see guys down here going in all day to get “mani-pedis”.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
I would if I didn’t have a phobia of little Asian women laughing at me.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
I got a manicure once. It really wasn’t that fun. But if you have grubby fingers, and you wish to put those fingers inside of a lady, you get a manicure when she suggests.
I’m not saying I have grubby fingers, I’m saying, maybe she’s hinting. I’m also not saying you have grubby fingers.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
ill probably end up doing it because i dont want to be left standing at the alter. she definitely has my balls kissing a blender. who knows i might even like it
September 29th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
I can live with guys being afraid of a mani-pedi, but if you’re going to be wearing sleeveless shirts at the gym, for the love of Christ get your shoulders waxed/lasered. Bunch a George the Animal Steele’s in there.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
love weeds. bite my nails
September 29th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
its because my life is about to end in 12 days
September 29th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
I’m at that “lucky” stage where my wife takes my daughter for that crap, so now these trips cost like $100 instead of $50, and haircuts and underwear expenses are twice as much now also.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I thank God he made me smooth, like a seal.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
or the sound the board makes on the nails, makes my skin crawl…
Ochocinco gets them.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
I don’t look forward to buying my daughter’s thongs.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Nah. You’ve got until your first kid before that happens.
Or Italians.
/is one
//at least I’ll never go bald?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
its because my life is about to end in 12 days
just do all the shit Texans. Get a manicure, rent the limo, have a crabby stripper rub her gash in your face. Getting married is pretty badass. Being married sometimes bites it, but I do prefer it to being single. I also married up at least two levels.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
whats the odds of this?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
texans get a pedicure because they will make your feet feel like a million bucks but draw the line at the pedicure.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
I’m Sicilian. Whole family is still hairless. Cept the girls.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
is anyone having issues logging into gravatar? All this talk makes me want to change from the Oktoberfest girls.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
we’re not going to start on things we hate at the gym, are we? cuz that’s a whole night, and 700 comments
September 29th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
I’m not going to be fucking eighteen year olds anymore anyway, so I’d have to say pretty much every facet of a significant other (or at least my significant other) is preferable to the effort (and expense) of being single.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
I thank God he made me smooth, like a seal.
Last year, the hair on the back of my neck finally merged with the hair on the front of my neck. The hair on my head is not sticking around to see what happens next.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
To what, this?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
texans: I forgot about the nuptuals. Go ahead for that. No biggie. Just tell her it’s a one-time thing. It’s not that big of a deal, just not my deal. The clear polish on a guy is actually all that bothers me.
taguchi: I just folded clothes and there’s something a little disconcerting looking at one that small and knowing your kid is in it
September 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Amazingly, Cablevision, which also sucks, has it. I certainly don’t have any sort of NFL Network-related channel.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
and make sure the place you go to has asian people there because white girls dont do a good job. they dont really want to get near feet.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
its scared.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
A delightful image. I’m keepin the hair on the essential areas (head, crotch, pits), but beyond that it’s not happening. If I didn’t shave for a month I’d just look incredibly stupid, but still not possess anything that could reasonably be called a “mustache” or “beard”.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Hands down number one is dudes who don’t wash their hands after taking a piss, even though they’re going to touch a bunch of shared equipment. If there’s ONE place, other than a kitchen or emergency room you should be washing your shit, shouldn’t that be it?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Going back to kids. I am a complete pussy when it comes to my god-daughter. I am going to be a terrible father. This kid’s mom asked me to get her uggs, I got a pair her size and a size up just in case she hit a little growth spurt. Tiny children are a nightmare.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
There’s also screamer guy, 80’s tank top guy, faux hawk skinny guy, and super, super short shorts guy. I hate all of them.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
guys wash their hands after they piss, gentlemen don’t piss on their hands.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I believe they call that male-polish. That’s not a bad joke. I have a friend who frequents the manicure/pedicure places. That’s what he calls it.
He’s also a hipster.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
ill be fine. i just like giving her shit. we have lived with each other for a few years now and i would like to think that nothing is going to change but we will see. i have a 2 day bachelor extravaganza to look forward to before i dive head first into the married life.
i sound miserable but im not. its going to be fun.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
that hurt sanders. That really hurt.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
BTW, dug Marv on the Bills-Jets call. I was a sophomore at UB at that time, and oddly enough, I remember that game, as it was the one that turned all the Jets/Giants fans from NYC who went to school there into Bills fans. Fortunately, I never became one.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
What’d I say?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
ladies night here at TBL huh
September 29th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Tiny children are a nightmare.
Trust me, bigger kids can be a bigger nightmare
if you could keep a kid to ages 3 and, say 11, you’d be on to something. They are really cool, inquisitive, sweet, and you just want to eat them up. Younger than 3 and you’re a shit cleaner and crying stopper, and older than 11 you are the worst person on Earth and ignored until they turn 18
September 29th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I think Spencer and bsanders would probably be really good friends if they ever met.
@Jersey – A buddy of mine adopted a kid earlier this year. It was the first time I ever had to pick up a baby. It scared me more than flying does. And I fucking hate flying.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
alright bsanders, i’ve been waiting all my life for this hoedown: why in the world would i wash my hands after taking a piss, unless i pissed on my hands? is your dick dirty? mine’s not. it’s nice and warm and safe down there, far from life’s yuck. do you hold your dick with a finger in front of the peehole?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
5-0 Tigers. Twins are going back to two games behind.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
one time i was at bar taking a piss and one of the few time i didnt wash my hands some jerkoff was like “i was always taught to wash my hands after pissing.” so i told him i was always taught to not piss on my hands. i think he wanted to fight me after that. if he would have been cool about it i would have washed them but i decided to be a dirtbag out of spite. winner? this guy.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
thank you, Recc4. I’ve been waiting for the mood to change for about 20 minutes.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
What are tiny children? My 4-year old is over 42 inches and the same weight. He’d going to to a fucking monster. The 8-month old is “only” in the 80th percentile on the curve.
I weep for my grocery bill.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Duesning just won me $150 dollars, which probably doesn’t make Fetch feel better (but it should!)
September 29th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
You’re at a gym, EXERCISING. You wanna get up from the couch while watching TV, piss and not wash your hands, cool with me. But if you’re exerting effort, which prompts ball/dick sweat and then proceed to put your hands on ball/dick sweat and then go out and touch a bunch of shared equipment, I’m sorry that’s gross.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
If you are working out, you are also sweating down there. Its just like wiping off the benches and treadmill when you are done.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
ladies night here at TBL huh
TBL After Dark knows no bounds
/also better than talking about teh NBA and It’s a Hard Thug Life
September 29th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
mrejr – who the fuck says that?
it’s like the people who fake coughing when someone is smoking.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
HI-FIVE BSANDERS!!!
/make sure you’ve used some purell first you dirty fuck
September 29th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
thats why i lift before cardio. i sweat like a hog and im aware of it and i have enough common courtesy to not use weights while im like that
September 29th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Do you do a jig at people in wheel chairs?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
people in central illinois looking to get into a fight. guys around here go by the “if im not fuckin im fightin” motto. it is why i rarely go out.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Generally, it’s always better to lift before cardio anyway.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
fellas, i’m talking in general, and while i know this is about the gym, i never have to take a piss halfway through a workout, so sorry, i didn;t see it from your viewpoint. in your context of guys who pee during workouts, ok, i agree
September 29th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
He won me some money too.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Um, my dick usually has vaginal crust about it, and that shit is gross. I assumed that was true of everybody. That’s why you should wash your hands.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Is that the red or the white?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
So… am I the only one that sits on the couch and watches TV with one hand barely down the pants? Over the boxers of course. Like someone said, it’s warm down there.
/excludes the married guys
//probably just isolated myself and set myself up for about 9,000 jokes
///is this a white thing only?
////that’s probably racist
/////thinking too much now
//////TMI
///////record for slashes?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Sounds like LI, where the two sometimes mix.
Just found out that Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald. (Albeit Donald mcDonald)
September 29th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
taguchi you’re a hermaphrodite?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
my first kid just turned 4 and she was 42 inches yesterday. my wife has enormous babies. stepson was 11-something, our three were almost 10 and twins that added up to 16 pounds. shoulda seen her belly
September 29th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
little of this, little of that.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Its sad that the most informative Bio on CNBC is about ray Croc and which locations developed which burger.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
i sleep like that. i watch tv like that.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I wish, my lucrative porn career would have taken off long ago.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Yeah, the vaginal crust definitely starts to smell if you don’t wash it off fairly quickly. If you pass out immediately afterward, when you wake up it can be quite foul.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I mean, what else would your other hand be doing?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
As for large children, I was 23 in and 11 lbs 6 oz at birth. The nurses nicknamed me “moose”. My mom still gives me shit to this day.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
SC: My freshman college roommate slept in boxers with his hand inside them with a vise grip on his johnson and a slight little smile on his face. He didn’t believe us, so we took pictures of him to show the girls we knew.
Sophmore year he joined a Fraternity and told everyone he was gay
/NTTAWWT
September 29th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
2 foot long baby?!
September 29th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I had to drive 3 hours home after a wedding in Philly and hadn’t washed myself before left the hotel. I mean, I enjoyed it because I got laid, but I went straight for the shower when I got home.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
sc, did it translate to big grown-up?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
i pray i never have a girl.
then again god has probably been watching me for the past 20 years and has set me up for 5 of them.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
nurses nicknamed me “donkey dick”.
/opening myself up for the “”if you talk about how big it is it is probably small” joke
September 29th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
6′5″ 185 lbs
DING!
/Dan Patrick Show’d
@JPQ: I just spit out a little scotch laughing at that. Hilarious.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
If I have a daughter, I’m giving her up for adoption.
/not that I want kids
//or to get married
September 29th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
My grandfather taught me when my little sis was becoming more girly and stuff that I have to remember all the stupid shit I’ve done with girls when I was her age. If you are understanding, it’s a lot easier. I swear by this. All bets are off if I have a daughter, but still. It always pays to be rational.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
The absolute worst was one day I slept over at this girl’s house I was dating in college, had morning sex, and then got up to leave in the morning and went to the gym, kinda still out of it. I’m running on the treadmill and all of a sudden a condom falls out of my shorts and lands on the treadmill and goes flying off and lands against the wall.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
i have a almost 2 year old neice. first baby girl out of all the grandkids. her first serious boyfriend will hate uncle mrejr.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
You’re young fetch. I said that at 20-21, too. Just wait til you have your first “real” girlfriend. You’ll miss the companionship when it’s gone.
Hmmmm…. how do I tag this…
/Dr. Phil’d
September 29th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
SC: Another little known (lesser proud of) fact: his best friend from HS was a big Indiana farmboy wrestler/hoops player who had never had a drink in his life.
After Freshman year and meeting/hanging with me all the time, his parents sent him to rehab before Sophmore year
September 29th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
That is fucking hilarious. And safe.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
If SC’s that tall, I’m in for a son who’s taller than I. That’ll be fun
September 29th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
I’m ashamed to admit that I make a conscious effort to buy rubbers and then kind of forget to use them half the time. Thank god for the phrase “Don’t worry, I’m on the pill”. They may be lying, but at least you are reassured for the next 8-11 mins
September 29th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
You’d rather have her molested in a foster home?
/there are many fine foster homes
September 29th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
i tried to hold this laugh in so hard. i was like a seal behind enemy lines with a cold. i failed
September 29th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
I’m a tall lanky fucker. One of our other writers is a tall beastly monster. You can guess who is who.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Look at the marathon man.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
my frame couldnt hold 165
September 29th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Yeah, the morning-after pill.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I’ve not seen 165 since high school
September 29th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I don’t expect myself to have to use a condom, but I expect it of African tribesmen.
/hypocrisy’d
//provocative’d
September 29th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Look at the marathon man.
Beats my best sober time by a good 7-11 minutes.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
My little boy is 2 feet 6 and a half, and weighs 27 pounds. He also takes enormous craps. A lot of them.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Haven’t seen 165 since 8th grade.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
@JPQ – Just saw that. Had a friend in college with a similar roommate that turned alchy. The kid’s parents tried to force the rehab bill on my buddy. That was an adventure.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
when i was in iraq this girk i was seeing(yes over there) stopped by my hooch to send me off on my 3-day pass to qatar with some sex because she heard there was a lot of fucking going on over there . well right when we get done my female squad leader(if she caught me with a girl in my room i would have been in a world of shit) is knocking on my door to hurry up and get in the humvee for my ride to the airstrip. i hurry up put on my pants and top and run out. with the used condom still on. i gracefully cracked the window open deposited that sumbitch on the road.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Longest I’ve gone is about twenty minutes. During high school at my peak physical point. I would sacrifice all of my fake internet friends to be 16 again.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Meh, I was only 8 lbs at birth…birth weight isn’t that big of a predictor of height.
Also, I fucking hate people that whisper their presentations, instead of actually speaking in a normal voice. Here’s a hint, if you get asked 4 times within 2 minutes to repeat something, you’re either talking too softly, or you have a gigantic cock in your mouth.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Except for you JPQ. You still need to take me fishin and stuff.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Haven’t seen 165 since 8th grade.
I’d blown by 165 before that even.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
I was a fat kid (and am all of 5′7), Lost the weight mostly as a I grew by high school, still had a li’l gut though. Was a workout fiend from 18 into my early twenties, got down to 130 pounds, STILL had a little gut. Now I’ve successfully regrown that bad boy due to my complete lack of motivation. Such is life.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
i was 6.5 lbs. my oldest sister was 8+
September 29th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
bastard…
September 29th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
lost in hoops tonight. that’s 0-3. we got a 5th player who is good, but the team we played was just overwhelming. they had 2 high school players who are D1 prospects (the PG is low D1, the taller kid, who is 6-5 and loves to shoot and make 3’s, if he gains some weight, could play at a mid-major). these guys are 10th graders!
anyway, we lost, it sucks, im tired as hell.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
im 5′7 and could stand to lose some weight. my best weight has been 165. motivation is a hard thing to come by. but when you finally start working out and start seeing results it is addictive.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
working with women in the military should be against the UCMJ
September 29th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
I have to say before seeing Richard Pryor’s “I can do about four minutes of serious fucking” bit I was having serious reservations about my sexual talents. God bless that man for confirming that the liberal media and Sting have been lying to me.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Hey Mak, it’s me dirt. I know that you are a black Saints fan!
Aren’t you pleased?
September 29th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
I’m just waiting for my metabolism to slow down. Because the only workout I do is dumbbell free weights (barely) and ride a stationary bike for 3 mi every other day.
I suppose I have decent cardio health, but like the photo shows, I’m a skinny, tall guy.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
who? never heard of you.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
anyway, we lost, it sucks, im tired as hell.
twss
September 29th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
I’m about 6 even and 210. I think I’m in fantastic shape but I have an ass that just wont shrink and calves that won’t grow. I get made fun of all the time for it. Makes me cry.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Damn, I don’t think I’ve been below 2 bills since 6th grade.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
taguchi you have a girlfriend though, let yourself go man.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
On one hand pleasing the lady friend (who is a workout machine) with my physical form would be nice. On the other hand she ain’t going anywhere (until she does), and I was hardly a loyal boyfriend in previous relationships for the most part. In short women wanting to fuck me consistently could only have negative consequences for my life.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
I studied in the let-her-do-her-thing-on-top… then do as you please school of fucking. Has worked so far.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
i agree with the exception that fucking her on the regular was the best part of being over there. alot of stress goes out the window when you are getting laid on a regular basis. and my buddies being jealous was also a plus because i could make fun of them. but other than that wonderful benefit yes women should not work with men in the military. a lot of time women get favors and special treatment that kills morale.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Except for you JPQ. You still need to take me fishin and stuff.
We’ll do that and a ball game, Roger
September 29th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
you may know him as the MVP
September 29th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I’m 5′9″. I remember about 5 years ago that I wanted to reach 175 lbs.(160 at the time). I’m now 195, I don’t know what the hell happened.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Hate to say it, but calves are mostly genetics. If you wasn’t born with them, they ain’t gonna show up. I’m 6′1, 190 and have the calves of a 12 year-old boy. It happens.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
JPQ’s images for me make me
September 29th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Just joking.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I gave up shorts at 17 and haven’t looked back.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Seriously guys. Let’s talk halloween costumes. Me and the crew are thinking Cobra Kai dojo.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
I’m 6′1 and I think have started to shrink already, and my 18 y/o son is 6′2.5″. Can’t believe I have to “look up” to my own kid
September 29th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Jersey – I was planning on going as a broken television and asking women to “fix me” all night. Just hope the one that says yes doesn;t look like Ben’s tramp.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
did your patrols, running and shooting get effected by the loss of built up testosterone?
/tbl’s sex before games post
September 29th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
my calves are ‘UGE. my legs are the one part of my body that i dont need to work out. sorry to hear about your lack of legness jersey
September 29th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
was she good looking mrejr? a lot of good looking women dont join the military. theres a few though
September 29th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
5′8″, 160…
/ding!
September 29th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I know. I have to settle for these lex luger pecs and abercrombie abs. Woe is me.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
i wasnt in a unit that went on patrols(another regret about the reserves is there isnt any infantry…so go ahead and get your REMF jokes out) but whenever we had simulations or anything that involved heavy lifting the females would always get the easy way out or they would get over whelmed by OPFOR and completely shit the bed. if there was a emergency where my unit had to go out in the shit i would be afraid that a female would shot me on accident or get herself captured.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
LOL!
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2009/09/what_does_750k_grant_to_promot.php
Money well spent! Literally crying right now!
September 29th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Adam Lind has hit three homeruns tonight. Ir looks like I really might clear four grand in fantasy baseball winnings this year (or to translate for you rich people, pay my half of the rent for the next thirteen months)
September 29th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
yes she was. she looked like aisha tyler. with slightly lighter skin and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of. and decent titties
September 29th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
if only more women in the military looked like this one
September 29th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
So, I hear that Tyler Thigpen is a Dolphin now. That’ll save their season.
No link yet
September 29th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
man you know that bitch got run through in iraq
September 29th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
It’s on ESPN’s front page. I’m not linking it because it doesn’t matter.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
is garcia a panther yet?
September 29th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
I think Henne will do a pretty good job for them. Playoff good? Hells naw, but he should be able to help them win some games just by completing passes over 20 yards.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
So you as a 5′7 white guy was fucking a 6′3 black girl? Sounds like my junior prom.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
It’s on ESPN’s front page.
Jay isn’t down with the “mainstream” media. He gets his sports news from the blogs, man. He may not yet know that Jammal Brown went on IR, either.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
she wasnt 6′3 but i promise you she was hot. she sounded like a valley girl. i love when black girls sound like that. i have dated a girl who was 6′1 though. and i would do it again
September 29th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
you’d swear off dudes completely for a tall chick? That’s admirable.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
am i the only one who wont read a comment if its more than 4 lines?
September 29th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
no way. she was probably banging her company commander or only fucked guys ranked E-7 or higher
September 29th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
honestly, we’ve been running the ball better without Jammal.
/black saints fan’d
September 29th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Testify. I’d look like someone had been keeping me in their Tuff-Shed dungeon.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
you saying you wouldnt? you are dedicated to the gay cause dirt. i salute you
September 29th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
you’re black?
September 29th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
5-4 Tigers.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
2 left in the bottom of the 8th. Forgot that part.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
And it’s a five to FOUR ballgame!
September 29th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
i would have gotten court martialed if i had tail like that (in the video) in iraq, mrejr
September 29th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
a shade darker than midnight.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
If I’ve just come into a thread, nope. If following the whole thread, sure.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
i like the chicks who are only military hot and when they get back to civilan world they are crushed to find out just how mediocre or ugly they really are.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
the only thing I refuse to read is the linked article. I just bust in and start shitting on whatever the TBL titles the post.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
good point
September 29th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Tom Pagnozzi’s son is debuting for the Cardinals. I feel as old as JPQ.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
scratch that 6-4 Tigers
September 29th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Curtis Granderson, my fantasy team appreciates your home runs but you need to work on your timing.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
nice of Curtis Granderson to destroy the dream right out of the gate.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
well fuck. Oh well, Twins signed Sano today. Can’t have too much good news in one 24 hour span
September 29th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
I started Guerrier in acouple of leagues specifically to not destroy my ERA/WHIP. Thanks for that Matt.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Madson is coming in in the eigth, which presumably means Lidge closes tonight. I don’t give a shit if they won the World Series last year, Charlie Manuel is a terrible manager.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Bold Prediction: Rodney gives up 2 in the 9th. Twins win in 11.
/probably not even close
//I hate Detroit sports as a Chicago guy
September 29th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
You mean they might have an everyday shortstop with an OPS+ over 80 someday?
September 29th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
weeze: he’ll probably be a 3B, but assuming he really is 16 (and if he’s not it won’t cost the Twins a dime) he’s gonna rake.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
I love Leyland but hate Dombromski, so the Tigers are a wash. The Red Wings broke my heart about eight times in the 90’s/early 00’s so of course I despise them. In a related hockey thought Ed Belfour working for the Blues blows my mind.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
You’ve never read any of Paolo’s posts?
September 29th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
seeing all these new avatars is making me want to change mine but i feel like that i wouldnt find one better than Brock Samson with a Chicago Bears Zippo. and brock has been my gravatar since before march madness
September 29th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
well you’re missing out because when i type a long comment i usually have one good nugget in it and then by the end i make a total ass out of myself.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Rodney picked his nose and rubbed it on the ball! Cheat! Bet he learned that from Kenny Rogers!
September 29th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Nick Punto gives little people hope everywhere!
September 29th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Nothing sadder than Punto being the final hope.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Why does it always have to be Punto?
September 29th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Oh my. That was unexpected
September 29th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Denard had the chance to be a hero. Twins right back where they started. So hard to sweep a DH. Now they gotta win the next two.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Damn Granderson.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Still sticking to my guns. As long as anyone but the Cardinals or Red Sox win the WS this year, I’m a happy baseball fan.
/Go Yankees
September 29th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Man, that was closer than it needed to be. Too bad the Tigs couldn’t get a hit with runners in scoring position in game 1.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Yeah, I heard on the local sports radio that Jammal Brown is out for the year. I agree with makblunt that we’ve been running the ball better without him, but we’re gonna need some help from our TEs and RBs if we’re gonna have Jermon Bushrod and/or Zach Strief at LT.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
@fetch – Call your boys off.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
sons of anarchy getting in on the healthcare debate. first the office with darrell’s injury and now this.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
The Macallan shits on Glenlivet.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
When I worked at a liquor store we had a bottle of scotch was was distilled in 1920, 85 years old. It was $800.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I just had a neighbor stop by for a 30 second visit that lasted an hour, and I said 4 words
/starts rummaging through liquor cabinet
September 29th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
i would have said the magic 4 words: “hey, see ya later” or “get the fuck out”
September 29th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
“hey, see ya later”
tried that at the 15 minute mark, when he stopped for his first breath, but no luck. His kid just got arrested for losing it after a fight w/ his GF (didn’t touch her). Three felonies. Don’t want to go into details, but think of dumb shit you did as a 12 year old are now felonies as an 18 y/o
September 29th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Nothing good ever happens if you open the front door, unless you ordered pizza in a porno.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
I was browsing google trends before I went to bed and saw that “cake farts” was #25. DO NOT LOOK FOR CAKE FARTS!
September 30th, 2009 at 12:02 am
The ice cube melting in my glass of Glenlivet is more thrilling than this baseball game right now.
The Macallan shits on Glenlivet.
Both are good but in different ways. But I have to say, it’s a crime to put ice in a Glen Livet. Yout bottled spring water in that and nothing else. By putting in frozen tap water, you are undoing half the filtering part of the distillation process.
Me, I’m about to pour glass of Caol Ila.
/scotch snobbed.
September 30th, 2009 at 12:16 am
And to think… someone put a ring on that girl.
/watched the whole movie.
September 30th, 2009 at 1:39 am
eh, I got beer. no ice, just beer.
September 30th, 2009 at 8:29 am
The Jets spoiled Jim Kelly’s home opener
F the J-E-T-S. Machine Gun Kelly owned them