The Roundup: He Looks Like the Next 007, Right?
Uncategorized May 8th. 2007, 11:30am
There was some big to-do in New York last night, and Tom Brady showed up looking like James Bond. They’ll probably be much more on this jam later in the day or tomorrow. In other news, poor Annie Lennox. As teenagers are apt to do, her 16-year-old daughter had a party at her house. Somebody blew up the party on Myspace. Tons of ne’er-do-wells showed up and trashed her house. Graffiti, urine and vomit will destroy any house. Myspace = bad.
Lookie here – the St. Louis media is finally rethinking Tony LaRussa’s early-season DUI in the wake of Josh Hancock’s drunk driving death. Too bad it was prompted by other papers writing about it. (Post-Dispatch)
The only photo we’ve seen of Freddy Garcia’s bizarre collision with the groundskeeper’s cart. (Bugs and Cranks)
Houston Texans cheerleaders make minimum wage; we’d pay them six times that to clean our dingy two-bedroom apartment. (With Leather)
Yup, the Yankees may have jumped the gun grabbing that senior citizen. (Rumors and Rants)
This 13-year-old hockey whiz in Canada is totally the next Pierre Turgeon. Or Gretzky. (Off Wing Opinion)
Video of a jackass Red Sox fan dancing and falling. (Red Sox Monster)
Who cares if we don’t get a mention on the blog show, it’s still a program you should be watching. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
A whole mess of college baseball players have fathers who played in the majors. (CSTV)
A whole bunch of mediocre ESPN commercials. (Sportable)
Britney Spears, covering her topless boobies with flowers. Take away the shades, hat, and revert the face to 2000, and you may have something. (Egotastic)
So that Kendra chick from Girls Next Door – fly body. (Hollywood Tuna)
If you’re into Shakira in the dominatrix look, wearing a purple wig, and later, in a schoolgirl outfit, then her new video is for you. (You Tube)
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May 8th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
And people give A-Rod shit about being a metrosexual.