All the Tony Parker-Eva Longoria Wedding Crap You Can Handle
Uncategorized May 9th. 2007, 6:06pmWe’ll get to the wedding shortly, but first, a video which appears to be old, but that’s new to us. It’s also the reason we want the Spurs to win the title this year: Tony Parker rapping in French.
In other Parker-Longoria news:
* Eva is a jocksniffer! While Tony’s in Phoenix, Longoria parties in Vegas with Jordan. Perhaps she was asking about how many spring break bangs he notched?
* Eva prepares for her wedding by kissing the ass of her soon-to-be inlaws. Not mentioned: later that night, AC Slater popped into her hotel room for a quickie.
* Boris Diaw gets tips on being Tony Parker’s best man, courtesy of us. And yes, we realize Iceland and Brazil aren’t cities.
10 Responses to “All the Tony Parker-Eva Longoria Wedding Crap You Can Handle”
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May 9th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Eva is such a pimp. She doesn’t care who’s she’s photgraphed with. I see her in more pictures with other guys, than with Tony. She definitely has him in a pair of panties.
May 9th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
MJ’s missing a cigar in that pic
May 9th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
What MJ wants, MJ gets
May 9th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
I’m convinced someday maybe 3 months after they’re married Eva will open her dumb mouth and say something like “you’re not even the biggest star on your team, I’m at least the most famous person on Desperate Housewives”
..and Parker will full on deck her
May 9th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Parker doesn’t have the minerals to do that. She’s got him in her back pocket. Dude’s just along for the ride.
May 9th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Well shit D, I’d take that ride too!
June 12th, 2007 at 4:01 am
I am in shock and aw that Eva is finding it hard to stay within her budget of one million for the wedding. I too am getting married in July. I can not go to Paris to do it so I am bringing Paris to me. I have cut corners where people could not believe. Her cake is similar to mine but mine is only at the most 100 bucks as opposed to $4000. I realize she is a SUPERSTAR but, damn it. Even if I had a budget of $3000 bucks I would be the happiest person. July 7th in Paris not Bastiel day though. I will be here July 14th in America getting married on Bastiel day. For those who dont know French Independence Day.
June 17th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
peeps, stop talkin all that shit bout tony! he’s the coolest and the hottest b-ball player in NBA. i love him and i hope eva and him, they both stay together even after the wedding. i also think that tony is more popular than eva (if u ask all the b-ball lovers they tell ya). and tony if you are reading this, then i hope you and eva live a happy life and i’m soooo sooo happy that you guys won the championship and congrats man your the new MVP of the finals!!! i love ya and your my fav.!! even tho i’m a girl, but 1 day i wanna be like you….hip and happening!!! lol love ya
June 27th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Eva, everyone is jealous of you and Tony. STOP PEOPLE YOUR ALL JEALOUS OF HER SUCCESS. STOP TALKING TRASH ABOUT HER! YOU HAVE POWER OF THESE PEOPLE”S EMOTIONS because they have to attack your looks and personality. Girl (EVA) you got intelligence. Give me a call one of these days! I’m a human services professional! I know how people think…
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Lemme tell it like it is..they met, they are both successful, they connected and all of you are JEALOUS.. “Shame on you!!!”..I’ve been a huge Spurs Fan since forever! Tony and Eva have earned the right to indulge in their successes AND their relationship. “WE” stand-by watch and wonder what that feels like fans should be so happy!!! I wish them much happiness as so should you. After all, you wouldn’t be on here if you weren’t fans to begin with! Congratulations to you Eva and Tony and I wish you much happiness!!! Betty P