amber-heard1Amber Heard is in Zombieland which looks “meh,” but is getting great reviews by both critics and real people. I think I tried to use this picture once, but it wouldn’t show up. Second time’s a charm.

NFL teams are desperate to sell tickets. To be honest, it’s not attractive. (The Legend of Cecilio Guante)

Erin Andrews’ stalker put his house on the market a couple weeks ago. (Bob’s Blitz)

LeGarrette Blount and his lawyer. (ESPN)

Make sure to click through these pictures in order. Pretty funny if its real. (Telegraph UK)

The Dodgers won the West in Hollywood style. (LA Times)

If you love hamburgers, perhaps you should skip this E. coli story. (NY Times)

Letterman’s secret lair. Such descriptive prose. (NY Post)

Didn’t plan ahead for your trip to Fenway? Don’t worry. (NY Times)

It gets very loud in Happy Valley. (The Daily Collegian)

Insane story about a woman who was shot in the face and is getting a new face 10 years later. (AOL)

Why Bobby Bowden should step down at Florida State. (Olrando Sentinel)

Interesting read on Nikki Finke a blogger who is a terrifying person and that’s all I have to say because I don’t want to have my movie career ruined. (The New Yorker)

Houston – Michigan’s neighbor in Fraud City – lost 41-58 to UTEP yesterday. (ESPN)

Messed up story about a guy beating his ex-wife and her boyfriend then dropping her naked on the side of the road. (MyFox)

This dog’s story will make it a little dusty in your house. (CBS News)

This nut circumcised two of his sons and himself. I did not enjoy reading this. (Charlotte Observer)

Lenny Dykstra’s old junk went for a bunch of money. (CNBC)

Separation of church and Georgia high school football. (Online Sports Guys)

You guys remember Semisonic? I loved that band back before I could drive. Holy shit this is a long post.

h/t: dirtheavy for sending more links in a night than the rest of you slackers combined.