Little Boy, Big Gator
Animals, Outdoor Sports, Video October 4th. 2009, 9:58amMeet Simon Hughes, a 5-year old Texan who “caught” a 12 and a 1/2 foot, 800-pound gator while on a hunting trip with his father. The monster was at the end of a baited hook and when it came out of the water the kid shot it with a junior sized shotgun. From 5 feet away. I don’t care who you are, that just seems like responsible parenting.
Just look at that picture. That kid is terrifying. The local news clip below comes complete with Southern accents. The little boy says he wants to get a bigger gator next year, but the only way he could bag a more impressive gator would be to sleep with Tim Tebow.
[LA Times, 9KTRE]
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October 4th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Bojack hillbillies see nothing wrong with this.
October 4th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Damn straight!
October 4th, 2009 at 10:11 am
I love how the media folks in a country of “free” media all use about the same overenunciated phony wussie or ninnie accent …you just want to kick the shit out of the dude or give her an overdue hf and leave her behind for good with a sandwich at best as a token of appreciation for a good fuck if that were the case. Talk about folks who need an attitude adjustment as media companies full of debt will be another staid and mismanaged industry wave declaring bankruptcy before too long without those fuckin’ bailouts.
The Mission and The Legend continues …
October 4th, 2009 at 10:13 am
I feel bad for that gator. I’m sure he wasn’t bothering anybody when this menace 2 society blew him away.
For the safety of all of us, I hope this kid never grows old and gets a lawn.
October 4th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Totally digging the NFL rocking the pink accessories on the field today.
October 4th, 2009 at 10:16 am
That clip is so otherwordly to you city-clicker and whyyyte suburban types.
Thanks for posting CRM as a handy reminder of how big this country is and how small a world it is really not, especially for those fuckin’ douchebag metrosexual and ninnie types who would not last a day in the woods on their own and rightfully be prey by evening.
I like that even some bojacks and hilljacks will get this one, but I stop well short of supporting their case for such horrid redneck delicacies as ‘possum and squirrel.
October 4th, 2009 at 10:27 am
It would not be such a bad thing for many such douchebag city slicker types to stop by to admire such a lawn after they are having such a tough time maintaining their own lawns yet bragging endlessly to their co-workers about it after a nice weekend. Dance to that Re-Run Dirt and go lie to your co-workers again tomorrow.
October 4th, 2009 at 10:30 am
If the libs had there way that kid wouldn’t have been allowed to have a gun and he’d be fucking gator food. I am proud to live in a country where the manufacture of junior size shotguns is not only approved of but applauded.
October 4th, 2009 at 10:30 am
I’d be good, I’ve read Hatchet.
October 4th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Jersey, in due time you will learn that was a really bad way to celebrate the win by our Fighting Irish:
http://thebiglead.com/?p=23182&cpage=10#comment-521278
Time to upgrade!
October 4th, 2009 at 10:35 am
TST +2 and the most shocking thing you have EVER posted here as the flaming, and I mean flaming as in flaming x2, liberal you are, but for some reason I think you are just being sarcastic and would confiscate all our even legal guns if you had your way?
October 4th, 2009 at 10:35 am
It would not be such a bad thing for many such douchebag city slicker types to stop by to admire such a lawn after they are having such a tough time maintaining their own lawns yet bragging endlessly to their co-workers about it after a nice weekend. Dance to that Re-Run Dirt and go lie to your co-workers again tomorrow.
are you saying I need to mow my grass, or are you just high and hard this morning?
October 4th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Maybe it’s time to change the site name to The Big Paolo?
October 4th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Okay you asked for it. If your grass is not yet mowed, go mow it after you give yourself more high hard ones as apparently you did not sit and spin enough all night last night.
No I am never high (illegally that is – try Cherry Coke Zero!) and not hard, and if some dude like you is hard when he comes on here, he’s on the wrong website for that.
Alright go sit and spin much longer and then maybe you can spank it as you mow your front lawn you douchebag fuckhead! Just try to spare your neighbours the heinous spectacle.
October 4th, 2009 at 10:48 am
SHUT THE FUCK UP
October 4th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Wow moleman bad hangover or poop this morning?
October 4th, 2009 at 11:28 am
this thread had me laughing my ass off