Damn that vacation we took! It was a glorious two weeks away from the computer, sports, and life in general, but we missed this incredible story: college basketball hottie Candace Parker got engaged to Atlanta Hawks center Sheldon Williams.

Back in March, after seeing in ESPN the Magazine that the two were dating, we jokingly posted about what kind their offspring may look like. Bill Russell wasn’t a bad guess, was it?

Well now that they’re getting married - our best guess would be sometime between May and September of next year, when the Hawks are on summer break and the after Parker graduates - we can begin a full assault on fun stuff like wedding registry, baby name, finding an agent, all that jazz.

Mazel tov, kids! May you have many, many children that dominate the NBA.

Candace Parker is officially beautiful (Knoxville News)
Parker, Hawks forward Williams engaged (Sun-Times)