Given the opportunity, it’s difficult for us to pass up on anything Jessica Alba-related. If you have problems with our fascination with the actress, that’s fine. Just be prepared to defend yourself when we send Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson to take care of you. Speaking of thuggish Golden State Warriors, now that they’re home for the summer, what’s the over/under on the number of offseason arrests? And we most close with a disclaimer: LOST should be excellent tonight.

Who knew? Carmelo Anthony is the eighth-most charitable celebrity behind Oprah and Tiger Woods, but ahead of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Andre Agassi and Lance Armstrong. (NBA Fanhouse)

Sounds like JA Adande of the LA Times is taking a buyout and leaving the paper. Will he land at ESPN? (LA Observed via Sports Journalists.com)

Swimmer Amanda Beard’s plunge into Playboy will greatly enhance her earning potential. You don’t say! (Sports Biz Blog)

The clubhouse leader for baseball headline of the year. (Fire Joe Morgan)

The NFL and drama queens. (Wasting Company Time)

LOST has no timeslot yet for next season. (Buddy TV)

The most famous body parts in all of sports, featuring Mel Kiper’s hair. (SI.com)

A wicked cool Brady Quinn t-shirt, but does it come in black? (Flyers Fieldhouse)

Hot new trend taking shape as we type this: diaper drinking. (Mister Irrelevant)

Don’t see how this is news, but maybe you do – even though Jim Boeheim isn’t retiring anytime soon, the school has tapped a successor. (Syracuse.com)

This Brock Lesnar character is going to probably fight a 7-foot, 300-pound beast. (Rumors and Rants)