Are You Ready for Pat Burke?
Uncategorized May 16th. 2007, 2:05pm
This man is Pat Burke. Though he looks slightly ghoulish – sort of like an evil character in a superhero movie – he is in fact a Phoenix Suns reserve frontcourt player about to be thrust into the national spotlight. With Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw suspended for tonight’s game five, Burke is probably going to be called upon to play 20-30 minutes against Tim Duncan. In the half a dozen years he spent in Greek and Spanish leagues after graduating Auburn, he surely never faced a situation like this.
Total 2007 playoff minutes: four.
Total double-digit scoring games this season: one.
Or you can look at Burke this way: he’s going in to play the rabble-rousing role – a John Chaney-hired goon entering the game with sole purpose of pissing off Tim Duncan and perhaps goading him into doing something silly or foolish. According to sources, Burke was on the phone last night with Ron Artest polishing his trash-talk game.
Suns fans are remaining hopeful and optimistic, but that’s the fanboy in them speaking. The Suns legitimately have about a 10 percent chance of winning this game, and that’s only because they’re playing at home. They’ll need a Golden State Warriors-like shooting performance, because Phoenix won’t be getting any points in the paint.
How’s this for irony: the Suns complain about the Spurs playing dirty, and how they’re overly physical, yet when San Antonio actually does something legitimately sinister, it’s Phoenix who gets the brunt of the punishment.
Suns must turn to bench (Arizona Republic)
Suns Are Crying Foul in Wake of Suspensions (NY Times)
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May 16th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
the suns will win this game. they’re going to be all pumped up and shit. pat burke will score 47 points.
May 16th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
You can count on the NBA’s sole Irish player.
May 16th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
That is the whitest white man I have ever seen.
May 16th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Pat Burke will be a household name once this evening’s game is complete. Guaranteed like Oak Hill taking nationals.
May 16th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Do you guys remember Shawn Marion? I think he does a pretty good job of scoring in the paint… a 10 percent chance of winning? With a two time MVP running the show, one of the best rebounders/second chance scorers in the league and the sixth man of the year? Lay off the entertainment world and concentrate on sports cause its sounding more and more like you have no idea what you’re talking about.
May 16th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
The Suns have played a 7-man rotation throughout the playoffs. When you subtract two from seven, you have five. This is not good news for the Suns.
Personally, i’ll be pulling for Phoenix. I hope Nash hits for 40 and Marion does, too.
May 16th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
I’m pretty sure you could throw Jalen Rose out there and he’d score 15 for ya, dont forget about him either.
May 17th, 2007 at 12:13 am
Little do you know Pat Burke has the abilities of an unlockable character in “NBA 2K7.”
In real life.
May 17th, 2007 at 12:29 am
Everyone should go read Simmons latest on the Suns getting screwed… another example of why he’s the best writer going right now.
May 17th, 2007 at 2:31 am
Pat Burke reminds me of a beefed up Mr. Clean. I just want ESPN’s hack mouthpieces to stop whinning about the Sun’s suspension. Dan Patrick, if you’re so violently opposed to the suspension, then suit up and offer your services to D’Antoni. Have a feeling he might tell you to stick to your day job. You couldn’t even make the A squad in when you played B-ball in college.