By now, you’ve committed her name to memory: Alison Stokke. Every website on the web has set up a shrine to her, and we’re just late to the game. No matter that she’s in high school, or had to make her myspace private because of stalkers like you. She’s on youtube, all over google, and the comments about this young pole vaulting phenom had us in stiches for at least 30 minutes last night.

Although we’re positive you can top these random remarks from the net, here are a few we pulled off the web:

* Most people I know are stalking her
* Id wreck it
* She sure is good with that long big pole, isnt she
* Id sell my grandmother into slavery for a night with her
* Nemore pics? Possible stalker here

The only link we’re going to toss up is what happens when you google her name. We’ll probably re-visit her next year, when she’s a freshman at some school in California, dating Tom Brady, and appearing on Conan.

Alison Stokke (Google)