No Headline Necessary
Uncategorized May 16th. 2007, 5:57pm
By now, you’ve committed her name to memory: Alison Stokke. Every website on the web has set up a shrine to her, and we’re just late to the game. No matter that she’s in high school, or had to make her myspace private because of stalkers like you. She’s on youtube, all over google, and the comments about this young pole vaulting phenom had us in stiches for at least 30 minutes last night.
Although we’re positive you can top these random remarks from the net, here are a few we pulled off the web:
* Most people I know are stalking her
* Id wreck it
* She sure is good with that long big pole, isnt she
* Id sell my grandmother into slavery for a night with her
* Nemore pics? Possible stalker here
The only link we’re going to toss up is what happens when you google her name. We’ll probably re-visit her next year, when she’s a freshman at some school in California, dating Tom Brady, and appearing on Conan.
Alison Stokke (Google)
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May 16th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Go Cal!!!! Go Bears!!!
May 16th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
She was either born in 1988 or 1989!! I REMEMBER STUFF I DID IN THOSE YEARS!!
May 16th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
No comment.
May 16th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
huh huh…she has a pole in her hands…huh huh
May 16th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
I am so going to hell
May 16th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
the anna pornakova of track and field.
wow, this chick is gonna make a load of cash.
May 16th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
I think I could go to jail for what Im thinking right now.
May 16th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
I’ll take the thighs please.
Wonder if she could clear 8″?
May 16th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
She’s cute, sure. But it’s just too weird for me how she’s become so popular, so fast. Who in the world tracks hot track-and-field stars in high school? It’s just creepy how rapidly she has become popular.
May 16th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
That’s the internets for you.
May 16th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
today a pole vault, tomorrow cal, next week barry zito!
May 16th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
She is absolutely spectacular in that pic, but in some of the others I’ve seen of her she is much more normal looking and it’s much more obvious she’s just a regular, if attractive, high school girl. I feel a little bad about drooling over her now that I know how old she is — can you imagine how pissed off her parents are? All I know is, if I ever have a daughter she is NEVER coming anywhere near a computer, that’s for damn sure.
May 16th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Also — that myspace link you put in, it’s not just private, it’s now been deleted entirely. Ouch.
May 16th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Very true, Mark. And not only do the other pics make her just look like another cute girl nextdoor, but she looks young. Like way young.
Still, Cal-Berkely is lucky to have her.
May 16th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
She was born March 1989. She’s legal.
May 16th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
You should’ve linked to: http://myspace.com/allisonstokkefans
May 16th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
I am in love.
May 16th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
it’s cool that i just bought 100 cal track tickets, right?
May 16th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Cool? You should be ashamed if you do anything less.
May 16th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
I dont know about the other pictures making her look like just a regular, attractive chick… this girl is gorgeous. I do know that on the myspace page John linked us to, someone put a huge picture of Chris Hansen in the comments section, and thats just hilarious.
May 17th, 2007 at 12:15 am
“I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. May I ask why you are posting here?”
May 17th, 2007 at 12:30 am
Alison is sooooo hot. Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! There’s a party in my pants…
May 17th, 2007 at 12:53 am
She is actually not that hot if you check out the youtube interview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zasPlQYZEHw
May 17th, 2007 at 6:34 am
wct – watched it, still gorgeous. a lot of ‘pretty’ girls do it with makeup, this chick is hot without any… maybe just a personal preference.
The moral debate going on in the comments section for that video is priceless.
May 17th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
“She is actually not that hot if you check out the youtube interview”
She may not be that hot if you’re into boys.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
May 17th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
She’s gonna get beat up at Cal. And by beat up, I don’t mean fighting.
May 18th, 2007 at 9:39 am
It’s spelled B-E-R-K-E-L-E-Y, idiots. And why not leave the kid alone? She’s done nothing so far and gets blown up on the net. Wack.
Not Keith Olbermann but it looks like Chris Hansen is running up my driveway with an N.B.C. crew and Berkeley PD in tow.
May 29th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
The problem, really, is that she’s ridiculously hot. More so, she doesn’t know it. I mean, she knows it, duh, but she doesn’t flaunt it. She doesn’t try. Being ridiculously hot isn’t her thing. She hasn’t created an entire indentity out of trying to be hot. She just is. And, really, all that does is make her even more so.
I’d hit it, make her breakfast, and hit it again.
May 29th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
i think its all down to that one photo. its beautifully shot, and has just the right elements in it to instantly turn any bloke into a gibbering heap of mush…
May 31st, 2007 at 7:04 am
Yeah she’s cute, but let her lead a normal life.