Sacra bleu! According to one of those paparazzi agencies, Eva Longoria’s wedding to Tony Parker may be off. They cite exactly no sources and even less credible information, but hey, if they’re going to put it out there, we might as well. If you were one of the eight folks in the world not to receive a wedding invite, it’s July 7 in Paris.

Let’s be frank, kids: this relationship was doomed from the start, and there’s no way in haides the two last. Supposedly that’s an awful thing to say, and it jinxes your own wedding, but we’ll take that chance. Still, we wish them the best.

On the plus side, this is about the only thing that could derail Tim Duncan’t quest for a fourth NBA title. Privately, the Suns are pissed this didn’t happen last week.

Breaking News: Eva and Tony’s Wedding Off? (X17)

[Update: The magazines that cover this kind of stuff are calling bullshit, with a denial from Longoria's people. Well, that was fun!]