The Roundup: Those Animals Are Crazy
Animals, Baseball, College Football, MMA, NFL, What the hell is wrong with people October 10th. 2009, 11:30am
Did you see Couples Retreat last night? You did? Please leave now. No, seriously, leave. Don’t make me chase you. Did I mention I saw Zombieland the other night? I did? Good.
My favorite Spice Girl. As I watched some of the SG videos last night for research, it seems that Mrs. Beckham was seldom used. I’m sure she was super talented, but she definitely could have been utilized a bit more.
Got tips? alumnigonzo@gmail.com. Hernia will be around too. I’m sorry to say his hair has taken the weekend off.
The Yankees’ success is the return of everyone’s worst nightmares. (The Legend of Cecilio Guante)
Ohio high school football is insane. (Ohio High)
Braylon Edwards isn’t really mad at Bron Bron. That doesn’t mean he wants to head back to Cleveland. (Sports Radio Interviews)
Food stamps for food and viagra in Detroit. (AP)
“A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.” (Daily Mail)
MMA fans – WEC 43 is tonight. Here’s a preview. (The Rumble)
That’s not a very child-friendly cookie-cutter. (Consumerist)
A pit bull broke into a house. (khou)
Memphis appeals their violations. (The Commercial Appeals)
A dead deer in a clown suit. How is there no picture? (MSNBC)
Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter. (YouTube)
Woman found dead in a pile of trash in her own home. (News4Jax)
A Tebow-less Florida-LSU preview. (College Game Balls)
That’s why you don’t play with explosives. (ABC News)
20 absurdly large animals. Some of these have to be photoshopped. I think. (College Humor)
How many college football rivalry trophies can you spot? (SimonOnSports)
This is one of my favorite songs of all time. It’s also as far away as you can possibly get from the Spice Girls.
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October 10th, 2009 at 11:46 am
i know amy wino is crazy, but is this even possible?
http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/10/10/2009-10-10_giving_paris_a_run_for_her_money_amy_winehouse_reportedly_spent_14m_on_partying.html
$14 million spent “partying” in a week?
October 10th, 2009 at 11:52 am
c’mon CRM, I know you love “spice up your life”
October 10th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Just when I thought Drew Brees’ hair couldn’t get any grosser after watching that mop all sweat soaked during games, it actually looks disgusting when it’s dry and “kempt.”
October 10th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I still laugh every time Corso puts that head on. Get well, my man
October 10th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
im more outraged that she has 14 million.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
fact: I have ace of base, ‘the sign’ on my ipod.
also: Did you guys know the Cash Money Motto was to drink till you throw up?
October 10th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
question: is it “reveal shit that would lessen everyone’s opinion of you and then throw out a nugget of info no one gives a shit about” day?
October 10th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I have both Winehouse CD’s very good music, but she is a total train wreck. Adele has a similar sound but isn’t as troubled. She’s a new favorite.
My Hokies on the board against BC. We need a strong effort today after hangover game at Duke last Sat.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Was he on Gameday?
October 10th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
yep, put on a purple sport coat and picked LSU. as if he is going to pick against his own fan base.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Wisconsin isn’t playing the early game on ESPN? What is this world coming to?
/dogs and cats sleeping together
October 10th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Got you beat, partner.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Early, I know but is anyone in NYC going to watch the US Honduras Qualifier tonight?
October 10th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Winner
October 10th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
A meaningful SEC game right off the bat. I like it.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Just saw the Brees purple sport coat. I need one of those immediately.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Greg Paulus leads CFB in interceptions? Color me surprised.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
but he also leads it in heart and tenacity!
October 10th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
/fixed?
October 10th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
paulus really takes the “dont ever leave college” thing to heart.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Arkansas’s secondary is the St. Louis Rams of college football. It is tragically awful. The only way Auburn loses is if Chris Todd keeps overthrowing his receivers. I have watched Arkansas 3 times this year and there have been like 2 passing touchdowns a week where there wasn’t even a defensive back in the camera shot.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Another ESPN “Clausen for Heisman” reference. This one during the Auburn/Arkansas game.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Take a look at michigans. Cisoko (just destroyed his name) just gets picked on all day. He might be the worst cb I’ve seen in years
October 10th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I love ESPN’s circular rationale when they talk about Clausen’s Heisman chances. The announcer says that he’s Notre Dame’s quarterback, so he’s gonna be a candidate because if Notre Dame wins he’s going to get publicity.
You mean………like what you’re doing right now? Giving him publicity during an SEC game and then saying he’s a frontrunner because he’ll get publicity?
October 10th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
UFL draws better than NHL on VERSUS
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/10/10/report-ufl-draws-better-than-nhl-on-versus/
/*SNICKERS*
October 10th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
ohio HS football is fuckin’ awesome…not texas, cali, or florida crazy, but close.
massilon’s stadium is a fucking sight. great stadium.
and ginger’s my fav as well…kudos.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Its a brand new league. Many people are tuning in to see what its all about. Many hockey fans are only watching Versus if their team is on. Why would this be a surprise?
October 10th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
People really want to see what the UFL is about?
October 10th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I would guess that as much as a third of hockey’s audience doesn’t need to watch Versus cause they can watch on CBC or TSN.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
i think an easier way to explain it is football >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hockey
October 10th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
XFL got huge ratings week 1
October 10th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
the XFL ratings were ridiculously high when it first started.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I hope it’s ok to quote myself–
VT 17 BC 0 Weeeeeee!
Bonus: Doc Walker doing color for the game
October 10th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Auburn still can’t move the ball on this pathetic defense for slightly over a quarter.
/fraud alert #1 today
October 10th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
He Hate Me
October 10th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
That’s probably because the XFL was aweseome.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Wow – it’s going to be a long day for the BC Eagles. VT 24-0.
Tyrod is on fire.
October 10th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
TD Hogs.
October 10th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
…and Auburn loses the ball on the kickoff.
WOW
October 10th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Another TD Hogs.
This one might get ugly in the wrong direction. Damn, Auburn is the fraudiest of all the fraudy frauds.
October 10th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
What is, things I never thought I’d read
October 10th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I haven’t seen Auburn at all this year but their QB looks turrrible
October 10th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I’ve said on here for a couple of weeks that his numbers have comparable to a certain Heisman frontrunner at a major Catholic University. His competition the first 5 games must have been awful, because Arkansas’ defense should have been the worst SEC defense he faces this year.
October 10th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
XFL had killer ratings its 1st week too
October 10th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
so apparently you can’t play baseball in the snow.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/mlb/10/10/phillies.rockies.ppd.ap/index.html
pussies.
October 10th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Arkansas is giving him some opportunities but he’s been making some horrible throws. Arkansas has been doing a good job of making open field tackles to their credit.
October 10th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
You nailed it. I am not impressed with Chris Todd at all.
October 10th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
jay…tigers win tonite? im thinkin meyer’s gonna have some lesticles on his chin at the end of the night.
October 10th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
spencer, I think they have a chance with Tebow issues and rain. I’m not brave enough to call it though.
October 10th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I did know this. Are you rapping “Bling, Bling” again?
October 10th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
My favorite Spice Girl.