The Mamasetas (is anyone still using that?) over at Girls Gone Sports have found themselves a hilarious video - Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo embarrassing himself in a promo for a Girls Gone Wild-like company. He’s only got a brief cameo, but someone suckered him into saying his name and holding the mic. Carrie Underwood has dumped men for lesser infractions. This is borderline NSFW - we didn’t watch the whole thing - if upper management isn’t keen on sexy women gyrating in clubs. There’s plenty of douchy activity on this video that Cowboys brass probably won’t be too thrilled with. Then again - this is the team that signed Terrell Owens, so perhaps not.

In other NFL news … Keyshawn Johnson is retiring to join the merry band of talking heads over at ESPN. Merrill Hoge, you should be worried about your job. And Michael Smith, this may mean less face time for you, too. We’ve long been fans of MeShawn - from his incredible career at USC, to his ripping of the puppet, Wayne Chrebet, in New York.

Finally, something positive from the NFL! Chris Henry of the Bengals didn’t fail that drug test! (We’d like to commend the folks in Cincinnati for stuffing our inbox this morning with their thoughts on Gregg Doyel’s radio gig there. Keep these emails/news updates coming.)