Is anyone else struggling to come to grips with the sad fact that the delightful 2007 NBA draft very likely may hinge on the tradeability (it’s a new word! Like spurtability!) of a chubby-cheeked, oft-troubled, underrated, 20-10 lefty Zach Randolph from Michigan State? Yes. If the Portland Trailblazers can unload Zach Randolph (23-10, to be exact) and the $13 million he’s due next year, then yes, Greg Oden will be joining LaMarcus Aldridge on a monster frontline in the Pacific Northwest.

But let’s be realistic here: where can Portland unload Randolph? We spent some time this afternoon scoping the non-lottery teams for potential deals, and there simply wasn’t much out there. Two teams caught our eye: Chicago and Los Angeles. Luol Deng and Kirk Hinrich - two players that would immediately start in Portland - for Zach Randolph? There’s no way the Bulls would go for that. The Lakers, as a colleague at Fanhouse pointed out, could offer Kwame Brown’s expiring contract, their No. 1 pick (19) and Brian Cook for Randolph. But would the Lakers really want to help out a division rival - one that is likely to dominate the league over the next 15 years with Greg Oden? Moreover, as bad as things are between Kobe and the Lakers … will they deteriorate further when he has to share the ball with a top-tier talent?

So that leaves the Blazers to deal with lottery teams. A hot topic seems to be a rare deal between the teams with the top two picks: Randolph-for-Rashard Lewis. Again, we’re going to have to call bullshit. The Soncis already have two power forwards - Nick Collison and Chris Wilcox. Why add a third? Lewis, though, would be an ideal fit at the three for the second worst scoring team in the NBA. There’s also the Knicks, only because Isiah Thomas is a certifiable lunatic. Thing is, he doesn’t have anything Portland would want. Quentin Richardson and Malik Rose? The salaries may match, but the Blazers would be stuck with those bums for two years (Q Rich has an option for a third).

There’s some chatter about the Hawks - some strange scenario where the Hawks draft Mike Conley third, and then deal him and … that’s where the deal dies.

Yes, this is a bit radio-ish, but folks, it seems to be what people are talking about. You find an actual way the Blazers can deal Zach Randolph, and we’ll understand the logic in taking Oden. But for now, we still think Durant is the right move.