Your AFC North-leading … Cincinnati Bengals?
NFL, Video October 12th. 2009, 2:30pm
The heart attack in a helmet otherwise known as the Cincinnati Bengals continues to palpitate. With a familiar-looking, 80-yard game-winning drive against the Ravens yesterday, the Bengals won their fourth game this season by seven points or less and now sit alone atop the AFC North. Tied for second? The two 2008 AFC Championship game participants, Pittsburgh and Baltimore, both of which the Bengals have now beaten. America, it’s time to believe in the Bengals.
But how are they doing it? How is a team led by an oft-injured (and oft-written off) QB, with an unknown defense and a yet-to-play top-10 pick (and just one year removed from a 4-12 disaster) in contention for top-four seed? Here are a few reasons:
1. Cedric Benson: The Chicago castaway has run for at least 74 yards in every game this season, and his 120-yard outing against the Ravens made him the first back to reach triple digits against Ray Murda and Friends since Larry Johnson was still living (week 14, 2006). That Ravens’ streak is a tad misleading, considering the Giants had two 90-yard rushers against the Nevermores last season, but, whatever. Benson carried 12 times for 62 yards in the second half Sunday, wearing down a Baltimore defense that has struggled to win the T.O.P. battle against winning teams so far this season. Actually, the Baltimore defense has just plain struggled against winning teams so far, but they’ve forced some timely turnovers and clamped down inside the 20’s. Can they keep that up? Stay tuned. But you might want to go ahead and pencil the AFC North in for three playoff teams.
2. The defense: In their five games, the Bengals’ defense (led by tragedy-stricken Mike Zimmer) has given up 12, 24, 20, 20 and 14 points. Last year’s defense, arguably the lone bright spot in a lost season, surrendered 23 points per game. Ah, self improvement is not just masturbation. Zimmer’s unit (hehe) is littered with recent first- and second-round draft picks (Antwan Odom, Johnathan Joseph, Leon Hall, Keith Rivers, Rey Maualuga) who are either in or approaching their prime. In a division recently dominated by the punishing defenses of the Steelers and Ravens, the Bengals are catching up to their big brothers in this regard. And as soon as Dhani Jones is no longer starting for them, the chase will be complete.
3. Carson Palmer: He still hasn’t returned to his 2005, MVP-level of play (and maybe never will), and Palmer has thrown six INT’s to go along with his seven TD passes, but he’s led three straight game-winning, fourth-quarter (or OT) drives. That’s impressive. His completion percentage sucks, his yards per attempt sucks, his TD-to-INT ratio sucks, but his team’s 4-1. Wins is how we judge QB’s, right?
4. Chad Ochocinco: In Ochocinco’s lost season of 2008, his best single-game receiving total was 79 yards. Five games into 2009, the object of Ty Duffy’s scorn has already surpassed that thrice. Ochcocinco may be 31, his production may vary wildly and his head may be screwed on about as tight as Tera Patrick’s vagina, but between the white lines he’s a wide receiver any NFL coach would be foolish not to want on his team.
5. Tom Nelson: The hard-hitting, scrappy Hard Knocks standout from Reggie Redbird University is the team’s backup free safety and has only posted one tackle so far this season, but trust us, before the season is over he’ll be a difference maker for the Bengals. He’s scrappy, for Chrissakes.
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October 12th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Anybody else see this in MMQB today?
October 12th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
KYLE ORTON IS THE MAN!
October 12th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
@St. Bear: Is it surprising to Peter that the Redskins have played poorly? Their starting QB is JASON CAMPBELL.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
I know it means little to the Zimmers, but at least they had reason to smile once this week. Just a sad story.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Next 4 games, Houston, Chicago, Baltimore, at Pittsburgh. Then finish with at Minnesota, at San Diego, Kansas City, at Jets.
Put me in the non believer category.
Also if the AFC North gets 3 teams that means the AFC East and West are only getting one team apiece. I find that hard to believe.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Two games in a row where stupid (and questionable) penalties cost the Ravens the game.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Their starting QB is JASON CAMPBELL.
Jason Campbell is showing positive signs! He just needs to get into a groove and you’ll see how good he is.
/Darrell’d.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I thought the Bengals kept DeDe Dorsey, but apparently, he’s the biggest star in the UFL right now.
I’m not sure I’d watch a Bengals game if it came on my television, unless there wasn’t another game on . I dont’ have to worry about it though, because there’s no way the Bengals are getting on National TV.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Damn, the site is fucked up today. It doesn’t load new posts or comments for me unless I hit Ctrl-F5. Anyone else having that issue?
October 12th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Last minute game winning drives against two great defenses matter more than stats. I’m not completely sold on these Bengals, but when your QB is able to win games at the end, you’ve got a chance every week.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Chargers suck and Jets are frauds, whats so hard to believe?
October 12th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
gods…the whole site is fucked up for me. i can’t get on half the time i refresh, and the other half, it’s really outdated meaning i have to refresh again…which won’t let me on half the time. it’s a vicious cycle.
and the bengals aren’t good. i just watched them in person, get taken to OT by the fucking browns.
they smell like frauds and look like candy corn.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Bengals/Saints Super bowl
/brainsplosion
October 12th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
So Ocho shit in Duffy’s taco or something?
October 12th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I only copied the Redskins thing because I think the quirkiness of the schedule is funny. I really don’t know anything about the team or how they’re playing (except they lost to the Lions).
That’s exactly what’s happening to me.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
You just have to keep hitting Ctrl and F5 on every page for it to update. Annoying yes, but it’s better than working.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
True dat.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I think TBL is conducting an experiment to see just how much we are willing to go through to comment on this site. Damn your ways TBL! You’re not God!! You’re not God!!!
October 12th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
The Browns are more screwed up than TBL’s server.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Perhaps he’s angry that I beat him in FF and almost doubled his score. Yes, a loss in a free league has him down.
October 12th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I think TBL is probably somewhere getting his car detailed, or a tattoo of Mark Sanchez’s face on his lower torso, and he has no clue that the site is screwy.
October 12th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
The Chargers still get KC twice, Oakland, Cleveland, at Tennessee, and Washington. The Jets still get Miami twice, Buffalo twice, Tampa Bay and Oakland.
I’m not saying those teams are great but the schedule will help them get to a position to play them into the playoffs.
October 12th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
no, no
October 12th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
or a tattoo of Mark Sanchez’s face on his lower torso
His belly button will be Sanchez’s mouth in the tattoo.
I sincerely hope everyone sees that mental image in their nightmares tonight.
October 12th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I do not believe in the chargers, especially minus Jamal Williams, and their center, whatever his name is (hardwick, maybe?). That’s two big holes that aren’t really filled well.
Those teams you list, outside of Tennessee are serious patsies though. Tennessee was figuring some things out last night, even while they were getting blown out. They are becoming able to pressure the QB with 4 linemen. That’s good news for them, and bad news for teams who think they’re just a walkover this year, for the rest of the year. Unless they start VY, then they are a walkover.
October 12th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
no, no
shiny forehead – probably.
Her mom – definitely.
October 12th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
FTFY’d because there was nothing “questionable” about either of those calls.
So wait, somehow the Browns game stands out to you more than beating Green Bay (at Lambeau), the Steelers and the Ravens (also at home)? Interesting method of picking and choosing you have.
October 12th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I don’t believe in the Bengals at all but I do believe they could definitely fuck up plans for either the Steelers or Ravens.
/hopefully its the steelers
October 12th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
first off…fuck you new guy, don’t talk to me like that.
second…im a browns fan. i don’t need to rationalize my hatred for the fraudiest of all the candy corn dressed faggy frauds, the mis-shapen, retarded, illegitimate bastard sons of my honorable team’s father, the kentucky assholes who dare call themselves ohioan bengals.
in summary…the bengals should’ve been contracted years ago. so yes, that game sticks out seeing as it was the only one that didn’t cause my eyes to bleed by watching the bengals AWFUL unis in HD.
October 12th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
jpq? Is Juron gone yet?
October 12th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Other than the Colts and Broncos, I think every other postseason AFC berth is up for grabs. So why not the Bengals?
October 12th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
LOL. OK, Ohio man. You win.
And you can just kill that “Kentucky resident who likes the Bengals” bullshit. It’s better than liking the goddamned Steelers, especially with half the city of Lexington Pittsburgh’s bandwagon. At least the Bengals are somewhat regional.
Following that rationale, the Browns should’ve never been restarted after Modell left town.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
still awaiting moderation??
October 12th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
my comment worked!
Damn you have a lot of hate today, Spence.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
spencer, quit being a prick.
not even Bengals fans are sure if they are for real, but its gonna be a lot of fun finding out
October 12th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
please…i couldn’t have laid the sarcasm on any thicker. there’s no hate towards the bengals.
bengals and browns are like step-brothers. it just happened the bengals mother drank during her pregnancy.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
and the Browns father left them, and step daddy likes soccer.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
/fixed
October 13th, 2009 at 1:13 am
I know this response is mega-late (blame the Dethklok concert), but there was no offense taken. I’m just happy with WHO DEY being on a bitch, as it were.