Mark Sanchez Protects the Ball, Jets Win!
NBA, NFL, Video October 12th. 2009, 5:39pm
Hopefully, the Jets won’t need a Monday Night Miracle tonight like they did in 2000, when Vinny Testeverde led New York to 30 points in the 4th quarter, and the Jets stunned the Dolphins, 40-37 in overtime. The Jets are three-point favorites on the road against a 1-3 Dolphins squad that features the best rushing attack in the NFL (183 yards per game) and an unproven QB (Michigan’s Chad Henne is making his second career start). This is an extremely pivotal early-season game for the Jets for multiple reasons:
* How will Mark Sanchez respond to his baptism in New Orleans?
* A New York victory opens up a one-game lead on the Patriots in the AFC East. This is crucial because a) The Jets have the Bills next, and Buffalo’s in disarray, meaning a 5-1 start is possibleand b) the AFC North looks like it might feature three playoff teams, which would mean only the Jets or Patriots are in the playoffs.
* The debut of Braylon Edwards. (No, we don’t expect anything out of a guy who joined the team less than a week ago.)
* The debut of LB Calvin Pace, who is back following a 4-game suspension. (Performance enhancers, baby!)
We’re cautiously optimistic about tonight. The good news: The last time a Rex Ryan defense faced the Dolphins … the Ravens defense caused five turnovers (four picks of Pennington) and Baltimore cruised, 27-9 in the playoffs last year. Miami rushed for just 52 yards. If you’re looking for more good news: Rex Ryan also shut down the Dolphins in the regular season last year, winning 27-13. Miami rushed for just 71 yards in that one.
Of course, the defensive dominance will mean nothing if Mark Sanchez turns the ball over like he did in New Orleans.
Jets 23, Dolphins 13.
Now go and sulk over the cancellation of San Francisco’s nude Olympics (NSFW), and then laugh at the Houston Rockets rookies dancing.
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October 12th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
venturing away from the casa to watch the game at a bar. will have phone fully charged to hit up the comments when things go well (and vanish when sanchez bombs).
J-E-T-S
J-E-T-S
J-E-T-S
props to Clown for directing me to ebay over the nfl shop (overpriced)
October 12th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
A win would make this a great sports weekend. Yanks advance, Red Sox don’t. A game lead on the Pats. Ahhh! It’s weird to have faith in a NYJ squad, but it sure is nice.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Rex Ryan can stop the wildcat, but I think Sanchez is gonna hit that rookie slump for a couple days. I’ll take Miami and the 3 points.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
games not days*
October 12th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
i want snachez to have his worst game of all time. and i need ginn to have a monster game.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
am i going to have to clear my cache every time i comment?
October 12th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
This has trap written all over it.
Don’t get me wrong, I think the Jet will win, but I how will that blitz work on that running game?
October 12th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Are you just getting us ready for the 1,452 times Mike Tirico talks about that tonight?
What happens more: Tirico says Henne’s from Michigan, or Gruden brings up his mancrush on Brett Favre?
October 12th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Wow. Thank you for giving me rooting interest in this game.
Go Fins.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
The twice daily Jets posts didn’t make you hate them already?
October 12th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
That’s twice he’s been propped since the month long penance. Me thinks it’s time for a pardon.
October 12th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Fixed for my hangover
October 12th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
What the hell is a Drew Henne? I know Michigan had a Drew Henson, and a Chad Henne, but I didn’t know they had a kid.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Dirty Sanchez may be the best QB in NY, but I think the Dolphins are better than their record.
Take the fins.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Sounds like a number one pick by the Raiders in a couple of years
October 12th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Dammit, beat me to it…I bet their unholy creation of science son would have a better minor league baseball career than Drew Henson though
October 12th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Sir – DREW Henne is the evil brother of Chad. Just as good, but twice as gay.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
i dunno…chad henne is really fucking gay.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
you know who i heard was gay? paul brown. heard he liked little boys too.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Chad Henne will never do what Chad Hutchinson did.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
I heard he wears sweater vests too
October 12th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
anyone know when the NLCS would start if the Phils won tonight?
October 12th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Gayer than this?
October 12th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
@sponge – Saturday
October 12th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Victorino homer.
DID YOU KNOW HE’S FROM HAWAII?
October 12th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
nice.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Whos calling this game? Cause if its Thom Brennaman it needs more exclamation marks
October 12th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Drew … Chad …. OOPS
you can all thank duffy for the fix
October 12th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
someone explain what i have to do to fix the comment disappearing please?
October 12th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
I have it on mute right now, I’ll find out soon. Maybe I should keep it on mute haha
October 12th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Mrejr- I have no idea but I got the same problem happening
October 12th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
anyone know when the NLCS would start if the Phils won tonight?
March 4th
October 12th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
got the jets at -2.5 last night. whew.
not like it matters … surely miami will win
/1st reverse jinx, 621 pm
//all you can eat wings, starting in less than 2 hrs!
October 12th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I put money on the Phils to win the WS, but I’ll be sad if I don’t get to watch Tulo anymore.
/man-crush
October 12th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I meant the game haha, damn music video link won’t go away
October 12th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Everytime I look at your gravatar, Fetch, I think of the Mario music.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
i want snachez
already got a cockmaster nickname, huh?
i got jets, mainly because if they win I win my confidence pool this week. if fins win, i need 38 points or less for the win. good chance either way, eh?
October 12th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Fuck Luigi. I should have gone with Mario. maybe all caps? MARIO? I’ll have to do some research. Yoshi, Bowser, all of these are in play.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Miles Austin is a Cowboy and from New Jersey? Shit.
/let the SuperHype begin
October 12th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Dolphins +3
October 12th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Best commenter name ever. Too bad only SouvenirCity and mrejr will get it.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Over/Under 1.5 drops for Edwards…6.5 targets?
October 12th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Over/Under 1.5 drops for Edwards, 6 targets?
October 12th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Sorry for dupe. It ate a ton of my comments in a row there. The main page says 5 comments, then when you click, it says 23…then you go back to the main and it says 42.
Something ain’t right.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
It will be interesting to see who winds up with a better year this year. Austin or Edwards. Because the Jets could have had Austin for just a 2nd rounder.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
The server has been off all day. I told the secret of life earlier, but the site erased it.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
that austin collie character looked pretty solid last night
October 12th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
wes welker the 2nd
October 12th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
the o/u is 36 tonight. i almost took the under, then i iagined the jets scoring a bunch. i am fairly confident that the jets d will do well, and miami will take a lot of time running the ball, until it gets too far behind. henne is unproven
what do you gays, um, guys think?
October 12th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
greatest players from garfield HS in new jersey
1. wayne chrebet, nyj
2. luis castillo, chargers
3. miles austin, dallas
October 12th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
this is a pain in the ass. what do you guys think of the 36 o/u for tonight?
October 12th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
so the second one was because the first one didn;t show
sponge, i’m not sure welker sheds the tacklers like collie did on the catch and run for a TD last night
October 12th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I see it as the 36 is basically the Jets scoring 20 and the Dolphins 16, and I don’t think either team is going to air it out. The whole thing is how will the Jts handle the Miami running game? I say Under.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Vezina I would say under. The Dolphins chew up a lot of clock and don’t score much and I think the Jets will protect Sanchez more because of his mistakes last week. So I see low scoring for sure.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Hear me now and believe me later: the Jets will blow out the ‘fins. Chad Henne? Blow out. Get ready for some real cervesa flavor from Dirty Sanchez.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
UNDER UNDER UNDER!
October 12th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Stoffers Meatloaf is fucking. awesome.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
God damnit Joe Sheehan finally said something smart. Brings a tear to my eye. Although I know ballzdeep wont like it. Sorry, Dodgers fan.
October 12th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Jim Tracy is out of his mind…Just argued a call for the third time in just the third inning. All close, but looked like the 2nd and 3rd calls were spot on.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
God damnit Joe Sheehan finally said something smart. Brings a tear to my eye. Although I know ballzdeep wont like it. Sorry, Dodgers fan.
I don’t care what that stats hippie thinks. Have you heard that guys voice? His balls must be the size of raisins. Hows that for a mature rebuke? The Dodger Stadium factor is WAY overblown.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
test comment
October 12th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Like Dodger Stadiums mound was higher than other parks. What garbage.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Beadlemania, can I offer you this pamphlet on greatest Jewish sports legends?
October 12th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
I don’t understand the “lower visibility” of the 62-66 argument. I take it we have better lighting now?
Also, why would the league BY DESIGN fill itself with players who couldn’t hit?
October 12th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
@Ballz – I think he’s referring to the mounds being higher all around in 62-66, not just dodger stadium.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
I’m having the same problem, shit’s driving my bonkers
October 12th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
their headquarters are right by me
October 12th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Mounds in the 60s were all high, and Dodger stadium had lower visibility than most parks.
The by design thing is cause expansion happened in 61, giving a bunch of players who wouldn’t normally be major leaguers major league jobs.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
if you guys post comment, it goes through, even though you don’t see it. You submit it, wait for the page to load, then reload the page.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Every player in tonight’s game should be listening to “The Sauce” by eminem before they take the field.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Ah. thanks Beadlemania. The way it was worded confused me haha.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Stoffers Mac and Cheese is still the best, but the meatloaf is not far behind.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Refreshing the page updates it, clicking The Big Lead banner at top reverts it to before you commented.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Sweet, a shitty Monday Night game.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Mari Callendar’s has some tits mac and cheese with bacon. Don’t know if they have it in frozen dinner-style, but the stuff at their restaurant is heaven on a heart monitor.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
the mac and cheese is amazing never had the meatloaf
October 12th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Plenty of other pitchers pitched from that mound, and Koufax started lots of road games. Mickey Mantle turned to the Dodgers catcher during the ‘62 world series and asked how someone was supposed to hit that curve, during a day game. There’s dozens of stories like that. It’s these stat guys mission in life to debunk legends.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Banquet Salisbury steak. Cheap and delicious.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
who am i supposed to vote for? am i supposed to vote for the democrat whos going to blast me in the ass or the republican whos blasting my ass?
/dennis
October 12th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Evening folks. Did I miss anything today while I was in a prescription drug related stupor?
October 12th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Miami’s fun to watch, The Jets are 3-1 and Miami’s better than their record. Braylon dropping balls for a new team on monday night. Plus, Miami should’ve beat your Colts Sanders.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I never get filled up on frozen dinners, but hat one plate fucking did me in for the night.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Gotta get mac ‘n cheese from a real BBQ joint.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
learn to cook weirdos. Meatloaf should be something you make. It’s an easy signature dish for a dude.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Suck my dick, Honus Wagner.
/Because no one will see this, anyway.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Grab yourself a Hungry Man, you’ll be happily satisfied.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
TV Dinners? They’re turrible
October 12th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I know how to cook, but I felt like have the stouffers one tonight. I buy the frozen ones for occations that I’m feeling lazy.
Wasn’t you and Lefty that I had a conversation with a few weeks ago over cooking?
October 12th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
did someone hack the site? if so have you no shame you bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!one!!!!exclamation points!!!
October 12th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
They’re not mine, I just root for them. And anyway, ifs and buts and would’ve should’ve have no place in sports. If Nick Harper’s knife-driven ass hadn’t run directly into Big Ben’s fat arms the world might be an entirely different place.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I only cook Bagel Bites.
/college’d
October 12th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Hungry man worries me because a lot of it is fried. I’m not going to reheat fried food, it sounds nasty.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
guff. College I was (since I just graduated, still am) all about the Red Baron pizza.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
That was such an exciting-yet-deflating play. Painful.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Dude, I just ate Chipotle and Ice Cream for dinner, I’ll eat the shit outta reheated fried food. It’s unbelievable i only weigh 185 lbs the way i eat at times.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
True, but if they hadn’t overturned Polamalu’s pick earlier, it wouldn’t have mattered. And if Vandershank had hit that field goal, who knows what would’ve happened in overtime. See, so many if’s and but’s and would’ve, could’ve, should’ve just in that one game, but in the end what happened happened and you just accept the result. Losing that game sucked a mean penis, but in the end they’re just sports.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
My motabilism sucks (I know, weak excuse) and I generally don’t like leftovers. To reheat that, to me, would be too much like leftover soggy chicken.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
same and i avoided it all summer. i think south park got me in the mood.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Banquet is remarkably good for how cheap it is.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I eat Chipotle once a week now because it is delicious and it’s like clock-work with me because around 3:00 tomorrow i will have the best shit of the week thanks to the deliciousness that is a chicken burrito from Chipotle.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Every player in tonight’s game should be listening to “The Sauce” by eminem before they take the field.
Every commenter on this thread should be listening to “Trampled Under Foot” by Led Zeppelin before they have sex. With a woman.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Did somebody shoot the hamster who’s running this server?
October 12th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Did anyone watch Mike Tyson on Oprah today? (Yes, I watched Oprah — I had the day off) Is he not the most fascinating athlete\person of all time?
October 12th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Nah, BSanders. The donkey actually caught up to the carrot today.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Day off from being a man?
October 12th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Did somebody shoot the hamster who’s running this server?
it’s running like a rolls royce compared to how shitty is was working this afternoon.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Veggie Chipotle burrito is the best. Comes with their guac. Enough said.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Day off from being a man?
I have no comeback for this.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Isn’t one Chipotle burrito a day’s worth of calories?
October 12th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Virginia4lovers, sportsgal, cracker jack, and now HawkEye. It’s good to get more women support on TBL.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Saw all the meatloaf comments. The bar I work part-time at has a meatloaf deal on Monday for $5.99. It tastes like thanksgiving. Mashed potatoes and maple carrots too. Freaking delicious.
My fave cheap meal are those skillet in a bag meals you can cook at home.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
definitely go veggie
October 12th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
+1
October 12th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Virginia4lovers, sportsgal, cracker jack, and now HawkEye. It’s good to get more women support on TBL
Women?!?! Uh oh. Umm, BallzDeep refers to a homerun or a long pass in football. Not…uhh….not sex..
October 12th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
I shoul probably start drinking if plan to be loaded by the second quarter
October 12th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
GSG – Yukon Jack will get the job done for you.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I need Thomas Jones to score 2.5 points to win my fantasy game.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
I have some Johnny Walker that I’ve been meaning to get rid of.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Black or Red GSG?
October 12th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
I have a Red and a Blue, which I got as a graduation gift from a friend. I’m gonna go Red.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
That’s a nice gift.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
yea, he’s the friend with money in the group haha
October 12th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Does anyone think Braylon will have a big impact?
October 12th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I’m hoping he does, cgb. I’m not going to hold my breath, though.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
I’ve been at home for two years saving up a little dough as well, but it’s gonna be a fuckin drag when i start paying a mortgage here in a month. I had to jump on the market while i can still get a little Obama money before December.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Red is good. Blue is so damn over priced. Nice friend though.
Now I want whiskey….Templeton Rye it is!
October 12th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
You can have your man card back HawkEye.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Tonight’s Get Drunk Game:
1 heavy swig of beer for every time “Rookie” and “Sanchez” are mentioned in the same sentence.
1 shot for every time Brett Favre is mentioned OR for every time Braylon Edwards drops a ball.
1 entire beer for every TD scored by either team… Don’t worry, there won’t be many.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Jets are gonna KILL the Phins (and I HATE the Jets).
LeBatard caller today: Could there be a bigger collection of white trah fans than at tonight’s Dolphins/Jets game? There were no other winners
October 12th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Thanks! How about a hug?
October 12th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Dear Philadelphia Phillie Front Office –
We just wanted to send a follow-up to find out if you and the Philly fanbase are pleased with the Cliff Lee trade (nee: fleecing).
Feel free to let us know after your 2nd consecutive World Series title.
Sincerely –
The Cleveland Indian Front Office
p.s. Can we borrow your soon-to-be-garnered 2009 World Series trophy for a couple of days this winter for some photo ops with our staff to use as our Christmas Card picture?
October 12th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Pittsburgh/Cincinnati, maybe a full set of teeth in the entire crowd, especially when played in Shitsburgh
October 12th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Tonight’s Get Drunk Game:
“Wildcat” is worth a shot also
October 12th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Im just gonna root for Joey Porter to sucker punch Rex Ryan, knocking him out, then Porter getting thrown out of the league. Other than that, meh. Chad Henne’s a local boy so I’ll pull for him.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Pittsburgh/Cincinnati, maybe a full set of teeth in the entire crowd, especially when played in Shitsburgh
I texted in the Bills/Browns, which, to me, was a no-brainer, but they didn’t agree. (LeBatard hates Jets fans almost as much as I do)
October 12th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
God, if I took a drink everytime someone said”Wilcat”, i’d be dead after five minutes
October 12th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Half my bottle of Jack is gone alreadijgrelkwmfdloepp……………./
October 12th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Jon Gruden has no idea what to do when the question isn’t his way. He keeps looking into the camera over and over again.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Shit. Marc Anthony. Mute.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Is there one Hispanic pop singing dude that doesn’t look as queer as christmas?
October 12th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Is he going to sing it again in spanish? You know, since it’s spanish heritage month?
October 12th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I’ll be sipping on my Glenlivet per usual for MNF. I took Dolphins moneyline on a whim. Only made a $5 bet though. Felt like gambling.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Commercials in spanish too? Sweet. At least we’re not going overboard.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
ESPN and the NFL love Hispanic people.
/for the next 3 1/2 hours
October 12th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I took Miami on the moneyline also and the more i think about it, the more i wish it was only 5 bucks.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I think Clown’s ban should be lifted for tonight. I have no idea what was said in that intro.
/that’s racist
October 12th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Jesus, enough.
Gloria Estifan hasn’t been relavent since 1993.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Yea, good two yard throw, Henne.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
None of my business, but anyone know what he was banned for?
October 12th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
fucking knew the Jets D was going to be too agressive.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I think Ronnie Brown is my favorite football player these days, i got em in all my leagues. Might not be the best or most talented team in the league, but probably my favorite team to watch
October 12th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Yeah, but she is in the world of the Executive Suit. They owned Miami Sound Machine cassettes in 1986.
I hear they are considering Billy Ocean for Black History Month.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Clown said that ND wouldn’t be 3-1 after their first 4 games…
October 12th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Clown’s ban was self-imposed over Notre Dame’s record.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Oh, brother.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
THE REFERING IS IN SPANISH TOO?!
October 12th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Miami will win this game… Jets are decent, but lose this one.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
SPEAK AMERICAN!!
October 12th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
I thought today was Columbus Day.
Is Ted Ginn Jr. alive?
October 12th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Thanks John Rocker
October 12th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Jets D is way too pumped. They’re overrunning Brown and Williams.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Can you hit the SAP button to make it better?
October 12th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
If Cliff Lee gets through this, we need to see Lidge. Do it, Charlie.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
@Mike: clicked your name for the first time. That’s awesome.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Why isn’t this commercial in spanish, too? I mean, let’s put everything in Spanish!
I normally don’t care, but enough with “ESPN & THE NFL LOVES THE SPANISH!” stuff.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Guys, relax. This is how it works. They go overboard for one night, they show they care. And then they don’t have to do it for another year.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
ohhh… right right right
October 12th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Mike – That made me weep.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Cannot even to express my disgust at the d on this drive. Fish look impressive, ESP brown throwing the ball
October 12th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Yay! We’re all Dolphins fans meanwhile none of us even watched the team on TV a few years ago! Woo!
October 12th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
How NFL football teams can’t figure out the wildcat on the first drive is unbelievable.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Maybe NFL feels bad about what Columbus did to their ancestors
October 12th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Okay – just polished off some BLACKJACK TACOS. I will definitely be re-visiting the Bell for more in the future weeks. Tasty. Knocked down 4 tacos. I remember in early college when double-digit tacos was always in play. It is not related to sobriety, as I can drink now as much as ever. Torching the formaldehyde known as Pilsner Urquell tonight.
/Seriously rooting for some nice Braylon Edwards catches before he drops the easy game-winner.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
TBL, this is what I said earlier. We blitz all the time, and the Miami line is pretty good, so Brown and Williams will just run right past everyone.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Wow… Weird play sets up the Rockies with 2 on and 1 out in the 8th.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
I’m glad you guys enjoyed it. I liked my last one a little better, though.
Anybody know the line for this game? MIA -1?
October 12th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
The wildcat sucks to defend, like the triple option if it is run smoothly.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
jesus, Mike. It’s really, really pathetic.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Mike: Jets -3 (per this post). I have MIA +1.5 in my pool, but those lines are from early in the week.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Those Blackjack tacos look freaky.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Polished off 3 with a Nacho bel grande on Sunday. i’m still trying to figure out the mystery sauce on those damn tacos.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
That was THE dumbest play to call. That was horrendous.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
FUCK YEA!
October 12th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Rex Ryan is the man.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Miami +3 Mike
October 12th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
This is the first MNF game I didn’t wager on. I cant think of a division I have less of a grasp on than the AFC East (except for the Bills, they just suck balls)
October 12th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Can we drink whenever they say “These two do NOT like each other”?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Rockies with a 3 spot with 2 outs in the 8th… All unearned courtesy of a Jimmy Rollins error… They are now up 4-2.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Wow, the books showing the Jets some respect.
I wonder if Paolo has any scratch on this one …
October 12th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
that Jimmy Rollins error was bullshit. I think he was distracted by the runner literally jumping OVER the 2nd baseman…
October 12th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
I believe he’s got the over 36.5.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
EDWARDS TDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
October 12th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Wow.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
phils played this inning like stephan johnson lifts weights.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I cannot even stand to look at Braylon. My buddy works security for the Browns and the stories he tells me about his premadonna ass piss me off and now he’s in NY catching touchdowns. fuck that guy.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Anyone see Dexter Fowler completely HURDLE Chase Utley trying to prevent the double play? Probably the most athletic play you will see tonite…
October 12th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
PL – What did he do?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
It’s not Indian heritage month. Oops, Native American.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Hahaha Rickey muthafuckin Williams!
October 12th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
We’re fucked.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Ricky!!!!!!!!!
October 12th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Live by the blitz…………
October 12th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
That was a great play.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
American Indian
October 12th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Leonard! Nice tackle!
October 12th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Goddammit I love Jimmy Leonhard (Wisconsin fan here)…taking down Ronnie Brown in the open field
KEEP LIVING THE DREAM BUDDY!
Did whoever it was earlier asking bet the under 36 in this game then? Rough start if you did
October 12th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
It was totally legal though.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
love the nonstop buffett music
October 12th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Awesome.
I need one more TD from Ronnie Brown to win in fantasy. Would also like to see the Jets score more than 21 and that would win it for me too since my opponent has the Miami D. Keeping Braylon was also a good idea in this league.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
@Beadlemania yeah I know it was legal, I’m just saying that giving the error to Rollins on that play was BS
October 12th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Come on people Me*icans come from the Spanish people raping Indians.
Eh it was a stretch anyways
October 12th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
That ESPN/NASCAR/Transformers commercial–you have got to be fucking kidding me. Some sports will do anything for a buck.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Sorry, my chipotle was acting up. He would consistently every week be the last man onto the bus to the airport for away games, many time getting fined because he would be 15 minutes late. My friend would have to go tell him that the bus was leaving only getting a middle from Braylon when he’s on his blackberry. He would miss team flights, bring broads back to Berea at 3:00 after the bars close when there would be early meetings the next morning. i’m all up for athletes pulling down the puss, but a little focus and respect for your organization that pays you a healthy chuck of change. Kellen would pay security guys on Saturday’s before game nights on the road to not run their mouth to the organization about him breakin curfew so he could go out and bang broads. But Braylon is by far the worst, and just a HUGE asshole. He has some classics that are pretty funny about the Browns too. Fuck Braylon though, no one liked the guy
October 12th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
As long as Thomas Jones doesn’t run for about 620 yards, I’m in the clear.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Ryan fuckin’ Howard.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Sorry, my chipotle was acting up
You got a Moe’s Southwestern Grill nearby? Cheaper and better tasting burritos and free chips and salsa.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
2 funny stories tho.
My buddy was taking a shit one day when Ben Couch walked into the bathroom with another player on the team (can’t recall who it was) but this is the conversation the ensued.
Tim Couch : “Damn, Darnell is pissed at me right now” (referring the Darnell Jackson)
Unknown player: “Why’s that?”
TC: “cuz i told him, he’s gotta small dick for a black guy. He hasn’t talked to me in 3 days”
My friend starts laughing as he’s taking a shit, and they both simutaneously say “who the fuck is that?”
October 12th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Ryan Howard comes through!
And Braylon, too!
October 12th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
god, I hate Dolphins fans.
They have officially replaced pats fans.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Whats with Gruden bringing all his old practice film to every broadcast? Why doesn’t every former coach do that?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Ryan Fuckin’ Howard.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Want to know what is stupid? Not bringing in a lefty to face Ryan Howard. This game is over right now if Beimel pitches to him.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Sanchez looks like garbage. If not for a fake punt…
October 12th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
other story is…
My buddy’s taking a shit again (i know, i don’t know why all the stories involve him shitting) but he was reading the newspaper on the toilet and Anthony Henry is on his phone and backs in the stall because the ;atch on the door was broken and it couldn’t be locked. Henry doesn;t look to realize someone is in there and starts undoing his gear until my buddy yells “whooa” and scares the shit outta Henry. Too make a long story short, Anthony Henry almost sat on my friend when he was taking a shit.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Werth is the man
October 12th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Don’t worry, there won’t be any when they drop to 2-6.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
He does have a TD, TBL. Our defense looks like crap, though.
Phillies get the lead top nine 5-4.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
And werth comes through!
Street with back to back chokes
October 12th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
PL your buddy needs his own blog just to tell the tales of the shenanigans he witnesses while dropping deuces
October 12th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
i meant tim couch in the first story and darnell sanders not darnell jackson. i’ve been drinkin, haa
October 12th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
So it should be the pitcher’s fault Rollins didn’t make that play? I guess Holliday shouldn’t have been given an error for being distracted by all those towels.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Some more overpursuing.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
I just thought of the one way this broadcast could have been worse.
They could have brought in Paul Rodriguez to do that promo.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
hahahaha
October 12th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Yea, Blitz on the Wildcat. It’s worked so well the other times, they’re not just running right past you.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
ABout fucking time, Jets.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Really Jim Tracy, your closer gives up two runs and you don’t yank him so he can give up the third? Really ?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
ha, the browns are literally a mess of an organization from top to bottom. It is no lie.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
your friend must really like chipotle
October 12th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Your NL Manager of the Year
October 12th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Everytime they go to commercial, I’m expecting Antonio Banderas to come out of nowhere carrying a guitar case with a gun in it.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
and fat bitches, he’s a gross person.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Broadway Joe!
/Where’s Suzy?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
it should have been an error to Utley because it was a bad throw, or just call it a fielder’s choice.
You don’t say?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Scott Eyre closing for the Phils?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse….they found Joe Namath.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
2nd quarter and namath is already passed out on the couch
October 12th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Tales from the Stall
Shitty Stories
Pooping Perils
I only thought for about 60 seconds, but I could probably come up with a few more.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
/few weeks ago
October 12th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Edwards with another great catch!
October 12th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
I’d rather see Danny Trejo walk onto the field and start throwing knives at everyone.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
That guy does not represent Jets fans.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Lidge did close last night..
October 12th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
ENOUGH WITH THE SPANISH EVERYTHING! Also, you’re driving Sanchez into the ground. That’s TBL’s job.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
im just waiting for caucasian celebration month.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Haven’t Cleveland fans suffered enough this year without seeing him make a couple really nice grabs?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
I think that the Mark Sanchez NFL promo should include the shot of him going at Jonathan Vilma’s knees.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
ANOTHER FAKE!! Yea!!!
That’s gotta stop working, eventually…
October 12th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Here comes Lidge
October 12th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
no joke, im losing my hair because of this bullpen
October 12th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Troy Tulowitzki: great human, or greatest human? That’s who should have won the Peace Prize this year.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Blackhawks have managed to come back from a 5-0 first period deficit to close it to 5-4.
/minority
You think Rex Ryan could eat this?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
What are the chances Lidge gives up a game tying hit? over or under 50%?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Well played sir. Neighborhood bar for the 2nd half. cheers fellas
October 12th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
I’m really starting to regret liking the first couple of Saw movies.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Adam Richman on Man vs. Food ate that burger SC…Rex Ryan would have it down in just one inning
October 12th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Well how bout that
October 12th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
anyone paying to see that saw movie should be deported
October 12th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
at least the team i put money on is still alive
October 12th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Delonte West=Nico Bellic.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
ronnie brown is good.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
ENOUGH WITH THE SPANISH EVERYTHING! Also, you’re driving Sanchez into the ground.
Personally, I can’t wait for Donovan McNabb, Willis McGahee, Bryant McKinnnie, Leodis McKelvin and Darren McFadden to film some promos for Irish-American Month for the NFL
October 12th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
if your offense isnt good at picking up blitzes wouldnt you try to find a new offensive coord? that is a pretty important part of your offense running isnt it?
October 12th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
bart scott got blowed up
October 12th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
The LCS series this year are both going to be good. Really hoping for a Dodgers/Yanks WS.
My hatred of the Phillies is only trumped by the Red Sox and Cardinals.
October 12th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
leon washington is going to beat me tonight… jerkoff
October 12th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
The LCS series this year are both going to be good. Really hoping for a Dodgers/Yanks WS.
SC: That’s what I’m hoping for also (except I woulda liked the Red Sox, obviously)
I haven’t been around much the last couple days, but is Beadlemania fetch? Great name, btw-lol
October 12th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Dustin Keller is in extreme danger of losing his spot on one of my teams. That guy never gets the ball.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Ohhh, god help me I hate other people singing Beatles songs in these commercials.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
ted ginn i will name my first kid after you if you go bonkers in the second half. that is right i will name him overrateddudewhogotdraftedwaytoohigh
October 12th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
I’m sorry, but Columbus discovered Haiti, not America.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
/Dominican Republic. MLB thanks you.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Will Brian McKnight sing the National Anthem?
October 12th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
When I go to New Orleans this weekend, can I say that I discovered it?
October 12th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
actually bel biv devoe will. yeah surprising right? all irish
October 12th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Nice to see that they included the Falcons in the 3-2 group, when they’re 3-1.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Because it made me laugh.
/warning, contains BIG TEN content
October 12th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
When I go to New Orleans this weekend, can I say that I discovered it?
Sure! Then from now on in mid-October we can have a Jay-Day celebration.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Will Brian McKnight sing the National Anthem?
he grew up in Buffalo, so he’s good by me, unless that guy McHammer is available
October 12th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
sc i like the bitchmade picture i havent heard the term bitchmade in forever.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
My fave was the Moeaki and Stanzi one where he’s wide open. Those are notorious Stanziball plays where he overthrows a wide open guy by like 15 yards. He managed to hit Moeaki twice on Saturday though.
So glad I went back to Kinnick. That place is amazing.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Does anyone else think Calvin Pace’s eyes are REALLY far apart?
October 12th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
I hate that defenseless receiver rule. Fucking bullshit.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
the good news: all these runs = quick game.
bad news: Sanchez looks bad, Jets getting beat badly at the line of scrimmage (defensively)
October 12th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
i hate the wildcat. if you’re a receiver you gotta want to get out of miami.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
The Jets are finally paying for having a rookie at QB. That throw to the “defenseless” receiver was horrid.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
i hate the wildcat. if you’re a receiver you gotta want to get out of miami.
Miami doesn’t have any receivers
If Peyton doesn’t get hurt, they are going to the Super Bowl, and facing the Giants or the Saints. Everybody else sucks
October 12th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
/or the Vikings
October 12th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
So… the Blackhawks came back from 5-0 down to win 6-5 in OT. Just throwing that out there.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
So… the Blackhawks came back from 5-0 down to win 6-5 in OT. Just throwing that out there.
SC: Who’d they play? (I haven’t watched one second of NHL yet)
October 12th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Calgary. Gonna be a long plane ride home for the Flames.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
wait until after the trade deadline before you say that.
/hoping the bears trade for a receiver like an idiot
October 12th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
i dont think the jets will win. not the way that DL has been pushed around
17-13 dolphins lead
October 12th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
I love Ricky Willimas since he came back from all the pot crap. There is probably no other player in the NFL who “gets it” better than him. He doesn’t care about the fame, the bling, the money and all that. I really, really respect where he’s at right now in his life.
Great article written recently about him worth reading
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/sfl-ricky-williams-dolphins-massage-s071509,0,5134744.column
October 12th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Ouch! I think Tirico just pissed off Ditka.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
david clowney is in the house!
wow, did NOT see that bomb coming
October 12th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
i wish ricky would have never been stupid. he is kinda beastly now but if he was focused early in his career he would have been super beastly
October 12th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Substance abuse. Please. It was weed. BFD.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
I heard someone else might’ve written something about Ricky a while back that was a feel good story…
/bannin’
October 12th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
oh stop it, that was not grounding
keller was right there
WHAT?????
October 12th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Even better. Calgary comes to Columbus tomorrow night. Nothing like getting a team the night after blowing a 5 goal lead.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Sanchez needs to get his head in the game and stop worrying about sending Matt Damon’s charity it’s check.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
braylon edwards with a circus TD catch!!!!!
wowwwwwww
October 12th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
no way he was in
October 12th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
WOW…..
Here comes the red flag for sure.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
wow braylon! if that catch is good wow wow wow wow.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
ehhh maybe
October 12th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
This game is a total indictment of Clevelands QB situation.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
That was a catch for sure.
October 12th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
what a grab. on 3rd and 22, no less!!
October 12th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Wow…What a catch.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
3rd pick in the draft will be doing that for the next 4 years in the green and white, people.
new team, new attitude, new hands (?) … new contract is next
October 12th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
replays look to me like he’s either in for the TD or ball at the 1 … either way, incredible hands by the guy who has a history of drops ….
October 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
looks like ball isnt over the line when hes down. 1st and goal at the 1 though
October 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
SC: I gotta tell you, my blog list has gone from about 6/day 2 years ago to TBL almost exclusively, just for the fact of not having time to surf. However, I wanna say, on here, that I literally forget to go to your site, and every time I go back, I’m pissed I don’t remember to go, because I really like what you guys do (except for mrejr-just kidding). You have a nice site.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
if leon washington scores this TD…
October 12th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
ok, 1st and goal from the 1 … i’ll take it.
ONLY settle for a TD here
October 12th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Well, the drops will return, trust me. Good catch though.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
TJ’s in, 20-17. nice.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
I heard the NHL previews (Bruins and Blues editions) were the best. That’s just what I heard around town though.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Bookmarked. I’ll remember this in about 6 weeks when you want to chop his balls off.
A new contract would be THE WORST THING the Jets could do. Prima Donna Boy is playing for $$. Once he gets it, his concentration will move to the nightlife, the ladies, and publicity.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
thank god
October 12th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
How is that not a TD? He knee is down, but he wasn’t touched. Anyone have an explanation?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
TBL, the guy has always made great catches. Obviously there were also quite a few lapses and lack of interest in his former team.
Man, Sanchez is really throwing the ball well.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
still 11/20
/raining on TBL’s parade’d
October 12th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
By the way. The Browns traded away the rights to draft Sanchez. And they could’ve hired Rex Ryan when they were looking for a coach. Just thought I’d point that out. Going to go stick my head in an oven now.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
actually i heard when that one guy mre..actually his name isnt important..but i heard when he decides to actually write he is the best in the biz.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
VERY premature call on Edwards there, TBL.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Thanks JPQ. We’ve cut back significantly in the last two weeks because I have work and school now.
That was one helluva a catch by Edwards. The Sanchez to Edwards connection appears to be live. That could be dangerous for the AFC East. Can’t wait for that game in Foxboro in a few weeks.
Still… Dolphins have PLENTY of time to structure a comeback here.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
and the knife twists in browns fans, as announcers laugh at the jets stealing stars from cleveland
October 12th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Sponge, that throw to the second receiver over the shoulder? Dude that was unreal. His deep throws sre nowhere close to being challenged by the defenders.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
how is it premature? Edwards was a No. 3 pick, OVERALL! the guy was pegged for stardom!
the jets are a much better organization than the browns, they have the look of a playoff team, and edwards knows he HAS to clean up his act this year if he wants that deal and to stay in NY (where he can model!)
October 12th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
ha ha ha. Browns are the laughing stock. I love it.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
hell Chad Henne looks pretty good
October 12th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
tripping
October 12th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
this Henne kid’s making clutch, smart plays. i keep waiting for a screw up …
October 12th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
noooooooooooo
Ted Gin???
October 12th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I know, he is showing some very good flashes…..as is Henne apparently…
October 12th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
TED GINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 12th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Just like that, huh.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Henne!
October 12th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
What are they feeding qbs in Miami today? Damn.
Another classic by these two teams.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
revis, dusted
October 12th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Unreal. Rivas just got SMOKED.
There’s your catch mrejr. Puts you right back into the game.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
I heard the NHL previews (Bruins and Blues editions) were the best. That’s just what I heard around town though.
“fetch”: I would have commended you as well, but people ignored my earlier request for a positive ID (I felt like Flounder in Animal House when he went to the girl and told her his name and she walked away and he smelled his armpits)
http://thebiglead.com/?p=24277&cpage=7#comment-532924
October 12th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
this game got real good pretty quick
October 12th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Revis wasn’t dusted… on the replay you see him looking for the safety to provide help over the top. Safety, dusted.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
I bet Darrelle wishes I would spell his name correctly too…
/fail
October 12th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
omg. The Dolphins finally have a deep passing game with Henne! Ginn is alive! YESSSSS
October 12th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
This Ted Ginn guy is going to be a star! He was the 9th pick in the draft just a few years ago. He’s going to be the long term star of the Dolphins!!!!
/Sound familiar?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
ginn turned into gein on that play because he killed and molested the jets’ d
October 12th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Teddy Ballgame probably broke his foot celebrating like he did after that opening return against UF
October 12th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
how is it premature? Edwards was a No. 3 pick, OVERALL! the guy was pegged for stardom!
Oh, yea. Top picks never disappoint in the NFL. I forgot. The drops are mental, and he just went from Cleveland to NY. All i’m saying is don’t get your hopes up. Your gonna have to take the bad with the good with this guy.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
I bet Darrelle wishes I would spell his name correctly too…
/fail
Dwyane Wade sees nothing wrong with his spelling
October 12th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Yea, Parcells will solve your probs. Ask Dallas.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
would like a ball control drive and TD … eat that clock, and BLITZ HENNE when they get the ball back, geez
October 12th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
you seem to have blocked out his 2007 season.
this ain’t charles rogers, man
October 12th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Is my gravitar Alex DeLarge or Montana and Rice?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
HUGE stand by the Fins. Time to Wildcat it and take over the clock.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
“off the hands of edwards.”
/the world ISNT ending
October 12th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
bad pass by sanchez behind edwards.
punt.
ball game?
the way the jets have played the run, i dont know if they’ll get the ball back …
October 12th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
montana rice
October 12th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
you seem to have blocked out his 2007 season
I didn’t block it out. Best of times, Worst of times. He couldn’t stay focused in Cleveland. Now he’s in the media capital of the world. Never underestimate the negative effect of the NY media, or the NY nightlife. I could be wrong. I just use history as a guide.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
San-chise exhibiting some Elisha-like body language right now. Rex needs to go talk to his boy here.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
don’t forget, braylon had 3 100 yard games on monday nights last year… the rest of the season? ZERO
October 12th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
montana rice
Really? It’s still Alex on my end.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Great to see these young QBs doing so well. The NFL needs more young capable QBS…Or maybe a few better coaches.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Monday night games aint what they used to be.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
can’t believe the browns played 3 MNF games last year
October 12th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Yea, Parcells will solve your probs. Ask Dallas.
the Cowboys have sucked 14″ cock since he left, regressed, haven’t made the playoffs, and he has rebuilt the Dolphins into an NFL team with the coach and GM that Jerrah should have hired, so what’s your point?
/and I hate Parcells
October 12th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Of course they go 3 and out. Fuck my face.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
it’s the worst thing about coming off a good season
1 pm sunday afternoon games > 4 pm, 8 pm, MNF
October 12th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Why don’t the Jets have Leon Washington back on punts as well as kickoffs? Didn’t he lead the league last year?
Again… Henne’s throw was right on the money. These young guys have showed off some amazing arms tonight.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
how do you drop that pass, TJ?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
i really like Gruden on MNF, but every once in awhile he gives you a “Rock em Sock em robots” line
October 12th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
braylon on a crucial 3rd down!
October 12th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Another ridiculous grab by EDWARDS. i HOPE THE GUY KEEPS HIS FOCUS HERE ON OUT.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
man, if I were a Browns fan, I would be pissed right now, wondering wtf Braylon didn’t make these catches for the last three years
/small sample sized???
October 12th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
gruden and jaws need to relax, it was a 3rd and 2!! and they got 2.5!!
October 12th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
there are those hands, should be PI
October 12th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Flags should not decide a game. That was a close call, but this late in a game the flag should have been kept in the official’s pocket.
Horrible call. Let the players decide it on the field.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
terrible call and there’s those Braylon hands!!! get ready Jets fans, you’ll see more of that
October 12th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
GOd I hate refs. Awful, awful, awful call. Fuck.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
man, if I were a Browns fan, I would be pissed right now, wondering wtf Braylon didn’t make these catches for the last three years
and, right on cue, he is who we thought he was
October 12th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Brutal
October 12th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
or not
October 12th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
bad call
October 12th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
edwards is such a factor … too bad they got away with a call and Edwards dropped that
October 12th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Some garbage calls on the Dolphins secondary in this game. Bullshit.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Nice call… That was pass interference? Was that seriously worth a 45 yard penalty and a guaranteed score? Terrible.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
lets see what Henne is made of
October 12th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
what a joke
October 12th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
That was not pass interference
October 12th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
The NFL needs to go to fulltime refs. These calls are ridiculously bad.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Here Jets, Have a touchdown.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
How many games do refs need to completely ruin and decide before something is done? It happens every week.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Nice call… That was pass interference?
for some reason, I don’t think ESPN will mention that tomorrow like they did the Brady roughing the passer calls last week ad nauseum.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Lets see if Henne can grow up in front of our eyes.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Field goal range aint shit. They need a TD.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
apparently I am the only one who thinks there was nothing wrong with that call. Allen grabbed Edwards arm twice and turned him before the ball got there. Allen never played the ball and was strictly trying to interfere with Braylon.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Hell, they blew it off right after it happened. That is THE BIGGEST PLAY OF THE GAME.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I didn’t know Parcells’ genius was in dispute.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I thought Braylon Edwards hated LeBron James? How does he get superstar calls like that?
/NBA’d
October 12th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
just dont like the way this is going. jets cannot stop the run. STACK THE LINE, LET HENNE TRY TO BEAT YOU (again)
October 12th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
You’re wrong.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I have no idea why they just put White in. wtf!
October 12th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I didn’t know Parcells’ genius was in dispute.
It isn’t. He didn’t get the job done in Dallas. Though their crazy owner may have something to do with it. Parcells doesn’t buy green bananas.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Probably because he just got a first down?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
tomorrow morning down here is THE worst local sports radio day of the year. There are literally 400,000 New Yawkers or Lawn Guylanders living in Broward County (Ft Lauderdale), so, when they win, they call in and the hosts want to murder them. When they lose, “DolFan” HoseHay calls in and taunts the Jets, causing Vinnie Bagadonuts to call in and wanna meet him behind the 7-11 to settle things.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
This has Jets drive for a FG to win written all over it.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
3rd and 6. can we have a replay of the colts game?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Of all the egg-shaped coaches-turned GM’s, Parcells’ is the smartest.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
I didn’t realize Henning was clairvoyant.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Count it. And foul. Good work, sir.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
henne with a nice throw
October 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
WHAT A THROW BY HENNE
October 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Thats the way you beat the blitz
October 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
thats was awesome. Personally I like it when the cowboys play in philly and all the cowboy frauds, er fans call all week before the game
October 12th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
geez henne. unreal performance
October 12th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Probably why is working and the NFL and everyone else just thinks they can…
October 12th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Big time throw? Really? Theses blitzes are way too predictable. Any coordinator worth his salt can account for that.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Dolphins are gonna end up in the End SZone. It’s TD or nothing for the Jets here on out.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Chad Henne doing what Tom Brady was unable to do against the Jets.
/things you’d never thought you’d see
October 12th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Goddamnit. Get White out of the game. Too cute.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
And that’s another Miami Dolphin…….FIRST DOWN!!
fucking losers
October 12th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Speaking of clairvoyant …
October 12th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Henne is just balling. Welcome to the NFL buddy.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
i swear i just said to the wife when 21 was on the screen, ‘lowry…he sucks.’
and boom, he gets toasted
October 12th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Boy did that get real annoying last week…
October 12th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
These guys are just open. Thats all there is to it.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
this is going to be a painful, painful loss
October 12th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Sweet camera capture of the throw.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
If Henne played like this in college maybe he wouldn’t have been 0-4 vs. the Buckeyes
October 12th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Im sick of the term Big Time.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Can’t win them all TBL, this is a Division game on the road.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
how is that not grounding! just like the sanchez play earlier!
October 12th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Mr. Hutchinson,
We are regret to tell you your services are no longer needed. We wish you well in your future endeavors.
signed,
The Dolhins Management
October 12th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
this is going to be a painful, painful loss
Not so fast my friend.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
YEAH BABY. RONNIE!!!!!!!
October 12th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
great game
October 12th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
f m life
October 12th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
sweet!
October 12th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Speaking of clairvoyant …
Mike, the guy that co-hosts LeBatard’s radio show, “Stugotz”, predicted the game BEFORE PENNINGTON GOT HURT, that this will be the last game Pennington ever plays for the Dolphins. He has been crowing like a rooster about that one-lol
October 12th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Wish I would have put more than $5 on the Dolphins moneyline.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
How was that not grounding?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Suck that shit refs.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
the look on Edwards’ face was priceless. Makes it all worth it.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
jets defense got destroyed
October 12th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Browns 1-4 > Braylon 0-5
October 12th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Outside tackle box and past line of scrimmage.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
I think the Dolphins have proved that the Wildcat is not a freakish offense. They are damn good out of it. Having a QB like Henne helps because when he is in, they have the ability to stretch the field. As accurate as Pennington is, he just can’t throw it deep.
Kudos to the Dolphins for bringing something funky to the NFL that WORKS.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Awesome game.
NFL is tops.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
might be alone, but I dig those orange unis
October 12th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Outside tackle box and past line of scrimmage.
Alright then. Look out Coach Ryan, honeymoons end quick in the NYC.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Shit great play by Leonard. With Edwards on your team, a Hail Mary is possible.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
And that’s another Miami Dolphin…….FIRST DOWN!!
fucking losers
Boy did that get real annoying last week…
jmills: you at the Bills game? Bills fan?
f m life
TBL: Think of my college and pro football teams and reconsider your little loss on the road in week 5 on MNF.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Ronnie Brown should be included in the MVP conversation. He isnt as good as Peyton Manning but he is very valueable.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
YES. HUUUUUUUUUUGE win for the Dolphins. Just huge. They should be 3-2 after giving away the Colts game. They are right back in it. Henne’s welcoming out party. Sanchez and Edwards look great too.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Any Michigan QBs out there the Bills can pick up…
October 12th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Absolutely, but it’s a team effort with the Wildcat.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
hear that fucking music? what is that song? I asked you guys during the Dodgers game? During the Bills game and hearing that, I wanted to strangle babies and puppies
October 12th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
JPQ – Who is your college team? CUSE?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
didn’t you see in the round-up JPQ? Purdue is the 87th ranked University in the world!
October 12th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
They play it at The Stadium during homeruns. It was on a Techno CD infomercial last night, but the title escapes me.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
JPQ – Who is your college team? CUSE?
I went to Purdue. My wife went to the “Cuse, though. You? Do you live WNY?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
You guys and your if’s and should be’s. But I could care less, after that anyone wanna join hands and sing Auld Lang Syne?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
didn’t you see in the round-up JPQ? Purdue is the 87th ranked University in the world!
sponge….
32jpq1999 Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 9:09 am
purdue, 87th… in the world???
sponge: I can’t believe it either. Top 50 school for sure
I thought it was a general assumption on this site that anything left after 11:30 PM on a Saturday never happened?
Please don’t take away “Who’s like squirrels?” from me, I beg of you
October 12th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
does the Dolphins carving up the Jets Defense mean I can stop hearing about how Rex Ryan’s boys are the second coming of the Purple People Eaters and ESPN’s gargling on their balls?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Wow, Jets…I didn’t know getting your asses handed to by the Saints would still be lingering like that even a week later.
/Ridiculous assertion by obnoxious Saints fan’d
//Sticking it to TBL’d
October 12th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
what does Purdue specialize in?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Hey, they lost, no doubt. They just gave away a dominating performance. That’s what happens when you play Manning though.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
chicken or furnaces?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Anyone catch what Sparano mouthed off after the game? I slowed it down and he definitely says “fuck em..” then “go back to…. and i can’t read his lips anymore.”
October 12th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
what does Purdue specialize in?
Producing undefeated NFL football teams
9-0 baby
October 12th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Engineering. #6 in the country average. #1 in structural, #4 in biomedical.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
thank god the Jets lost. 2 in a row? this will shut Jets fans up for a bit.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
JPQ – live in Rochester, Bills season ticket holder for 20 years, went to Miami for that atrocity last week, witnessed the Cuse abomination in person last weekend and we won’t even talk about the Browns game
October 12th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Oh, they killed it offensively, but seeing what they just did to the Jets’ “shutdown” defense makes me feel a lot better about the Colts’ D.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Awesome game.
NFL is tops.
No doubt. Fuck the stupid Jets, especially Braylon Edwards.
If you don’t love that Miami ground game, you don’t know anything about football.
October 12th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
JPQ, does your wife have any hot friends/sisters/daughters/grandchildren that you’d want to hook me up with from the Cuse?
October 12th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
All we do in produce QB’s, astronauts (23, including Neil Armstrong), engineers as SC so nicely said, and Sully, to keep people from dying in the Hudson River
October 12th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
I uhhh, broke that news on the site that day
October 13th, 2009 at 12:00 am
i’m so fired up, i’m going to take this one question quiz about Lee Jeans.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Steve Young=Tough mother f’er, handsome as hell, doesn’t know where he is.
/Missed block by Lawrence Phillips’d
October 13th, 2009 at 12:01 am
<- ranked 339. not sure if feel bad or good that at least we made the list.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:01 am
I wish I could cap this great win off with some great Emmitt Smith insight. Damn you for firing him ESPN.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:01 am
jmills: feel your pain. Season tix from 1988-1999, then moved to SoFL. Lived in Roch for 8 years growing up (Pittsford/Fairport).
cursed: Can’t help you on the female front, my daughter is 14, so STAY AWAY-lol. I lived in the exciting Metropolis of Liverpool for one year (met my wife at SU)
October 13th, 2009 at 12:02 am
When you look at it though you realize how many electric playmakers this team has. Ronnie, Williams, Best, Ginn and White is on his way.
they need a big possession wr and look out.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Nice job by that Rex Ryan defense. I think its obvious the Jets cant get pressure with their front 4 and need to manufacture blitzes to get to the QB. That was an embarassing performance by the Jet front 4. I loved every second of it. Hey if Ricky Williams takes a direct snap he’s going to run. Might want to alert the Jets.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:04 am
God. I’m fully expecting Millen and Steve Young to start going down on Henne. Give it a rest.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Not sure if this has been said yet…
False.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:04 am
is earning an endorsement from Matt Millen the kiss of death?
October 13th, 2009 at 12:09 am
Chad Henne > Mark Sanchez
October 13th, 2009 at 12:09 am
By the way Dude, Chinamen is not the preffered nomenclature. Asian American.
/Walter Shopak’d
October 13th, 2009 at 12:10 am
Millen picked the Jets, therefore I knew the Dolphins would win.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:10 am
Just went back and read all of TBLs posts in this thread. He’s the best.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:36 am
If you had braylon Edwards on your fantasy team and your opponent had thomas jones. Then you should really f your life. Other then that awesome game. Those Orange Unis are bomb by the way…whoever said that. I am totally going to make my pick-em league buy me one after I win this year.
/Checks football pick-em leauge
/I am down 10 games?
/FML
October 13th, 2009 at 12:56 am
Late to the party….
The song is “Kernkraft 400″ by Zombie Nation.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:09 am
Yeah I love when he bets Thursday night road favorites in college and Monday night road favorites in the NFL.
/bad for him
//good for us and his site.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:14 am
What would a list of his peeks for the weeks games be worth?
You obviously don’t know Jets fans
October 13th, 2009 at 7:06 am
HAHA!!! Jets suck!
October 13th, 2009 at 7:55 am
Right on wilhelm!! Screw the Jets. So happy the media jerkoff session is done with over them. They are NOT good. Start wacking it to the Giants, the legit team in NYC. (or NJ)
October 13th, 2009 at 8:46 am
First ever pic of Ken O’Brien on TBL? i think so.
that guy was a bum