brad-lidge-likes-the-champagne-bathbrett-myers-likes-it-on-his-faceryan-madsen-takes-it-in-the-faceThe only sports fans more forlorn than Jets’ fans this morning: The few, the proud - followers of the Colorado Rockies. As expected, the Phillies bullpen blew a late lead in game four last night. Then the unexpected happened: Huston Street was battered for the second night in a row, and the Rockies were eliminated. Champagne showers followed.

For those of you looking ahead to the Phillies-Dodgers rematch, two quick items: Cole Hamels was dominant against the Dodgers this season (16 innings, one earned run), and closer Brad Lidge had a 7.36 ERA against LA and blew two saves (Andre Either came through both times).

Anyone see the parallel between all four teams that were eliminated over the weekend?

Colorado: Street, their closer, gets pinned with two losses
Boston: Closer Jon Papelbon gets shelled trying to protect lead in series-clinching loss
St. Louis: Closer Ryan Franklin, one strike away from a game two save, ends up losing the game (and the Cardinals eventually were swept)
Minnesota: Closer Joe Nathan gagged in the 9th in game two; now, they want to trade him

huston-street-blew-itIf we had to rate the closers among the final four, the order would be simple: Yankees, Dodgers, Angels, Phillies. (How many of you thought Brad Lidge would blow it last night?)

For those of you scoring at home, baseball’s final four are among the biggest spenders in baseball, and all come from Top 10 TV markets:

1. Yankees: $201 million payroll (No. 1 TV market)
6. Angels $113.7 million payroll (No. 2 TV market)
7. Phillies $113.0 million payroll (No. 8 TV market)
9. Dodgers $100.4 million payroll (No. 2 TV market)

This is as close to a perfect postseason storm as MLB could have asked for. Maybe Boston over Anaheim and the Cubs/Mets in place of the Phillies would generate more interest, but if these four can’t drive TV ratings, who can?