Dustin Pedroia is Irked by the Fenway Park Grounds Crew
1-liner, Baseball October 13th. 2009, 11:07amDustin Pedroia: The Red Sox second baseman was positively peeved about the length of the infield grass after getting swept in the ALCS. “Our infield (stinks). It’s the worst in the game. I’m not lying about that. That is true. I think about those things. That stuff upsets me. My job is to take 1,000 groundballs a day. Other guys’ job is to get the field perfect so we can play baseball.” Classy guy, that Dustin. Must get it from his pedophile brother. [Portland Press Herald]
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October 13th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Complaining about the length of the grass isn’t classy? I agree he sounds pissy, considering it’s the same field he’s played on since April, but bringing his brother into it is kind of an unnecessary low blow.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:11 am
If you do better than 2 for 12, then the infield grass length won’t matter. Napoleon syndrome strikes again!
October 13th, 2009 at 11:11 am
you know what else is a unnecessary lowblow? making a complaint at the end of the season that can get someone fired from their job and putting a target on some dude’s back.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Dude…
October 13th, 2009 at 11:12 am
The story about the brother is just distrubing. He was doing drugs with the victims mother then had some type of oral sex with her son….holy crap what a solid human being.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Complaining about the length of the grass isn’t classy?
in the paper? complain to the groundskeeper, or via the chain of command, not in your exit interview.
Plus, if TBL hadn’t mentioned his little boy lovin’ brother, I know for sure I would have.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:13 am
there is now a bounty out for the head groundskeeper
October 13th, 2009 at 11:15 am
I just spent $200 on a “dog couch” for my dog. I know he’s going to repay me by saving my life one day, right?
October 13th, 2009 at 11:17 am
yes, that and sitting on your couch instead of the new “Dog Couch” when you’re not looking.
where’d you get it from? I’m in the market for my dog, too.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:17 am
I really don’t think one solitary complaint about the length of the grass will be enough to get the groundskeeper canned. This is just Pedroia trying to find a reason why they blew a huge lead and let a 95 win season go down the tank. But I don’t think classiness has anything to do with it.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:18 am
your dogs probably pissed you wont let him on the real couch
October 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Seconded. What the fuck are you thinking, TBL?
October 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Dustin Pedroia is just pissed that they still haven’t fixed his inability to hit the high-and-inside fastball.
/The Show’d
TBL, your homerism has been rampant the last couple days..
October 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am
o/t - original 90210 has hit the reset button and is showing all the episodes starting from way back in 1990 or whenever the show starter.
Dirt and others who are at home, look up ’soapnet’
downside: No HD for me on this channel
October 13th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Pedroia is just pissed because the “tall” grass comes to his knees. Fucking midget.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:20 am
re: Dustin … yes, his bro had no business being mentioned here. Yankees fan thing?
October 13th, 2009 at 11:20 am
where’d you get it from? I’m in the market for my dog, too.
LLBean.
And yes, my primary intention with this purpose is to keep him off the couch. But he certainly should love this new dog couch. It looks big and comfy enough that there’s a good possibility I may pass out in it drunk one night.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Considering the size of your dog, wouldn’t have been easier and cheaper to just get an old full sized couch for him?
October 13th, 2009 at 11:21 am
I hope you mean new carpet.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Buck Pedroia
October 13th, 2009 at 11:22 am
@hawkeye - yes, but this thing takes up slightly less floor space.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:22 am
he’ll pinch a loaf on your “human couch” as a gesture of his gratitude.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:23 am
I made the mistake of letting my dog on the couch once when she was a puppy. She will never be big enough to jump up on it (bulldog), so she just puts her nose on the couch, stares up at me and whines.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:23 am
I hope you mean new carpet.
No, I mean this thing.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:24 am
he’s a douchebag.
ill…how big is your dog now?
October 13th, 2009 at 11:25 am
When is he going to give back his fraudulent MVP from last year?
October 13th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Sheesh. My bed isn’t that nice!
October 13th, 2009 at 11:26 am
that thing looks awesome. dog is just chilling with his girlfriend.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Damn I need to get one of those. I seemingly have to sleep on the couch once or twice a week.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:27 am
ouch.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:30 am
I must admit, Pedroia and the rest of the Sawx are all douche-deluxes in my book, but besides the history of Fenway it is a terribly shitty stadium and field. Some rec league softball fields look better.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:31 am
ill…how big is your dog now?
Spencer - umm… he was about 108lbs a few weeks ago at the vet. The problem is that his breed matures slowly. He’s like having a 3rd down version of Terrell Suggs in your house at all hours of the day.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Next year it will be tarp is not good, and the year after that the local water filtration won’t be proper, then some other bullshit after that… I’ve worked on the facility operations side for a professional ballclub, if he bitched once and some guy wasn’t working on it within minutes, I’d be shocked. It’s probably the soil and grass in that area don’t respond well to the elements. In other words, Dustin STFU.
October 13th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Was Pedroia complaining to the PS3 developers again?
October 13th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
What did the long grass have to do with his 30 point drop in his batting average?
October 13th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Dirt and others who are at home, look up ’soapnet’
If I turn on the TV, it’s to watch Max and Ruby, or a Wiggles DVD.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Dude fuck that, the pedophile line was perfectly fine, don’t back down.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Dustin is just pissed that he didn’t follow his undeserved MVP season with another undeserved MVP season.
He’s an ass. The name Douchecanoe isn’t good enough for Napoleon Pedroia.
October 13th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Imagination Movers would mess up the Wiggles.