Calvin Pace, the Trash-Talking Imbecile, Gets Served by Dolphins After Calling Wildcat “Non-Sense”
NFL October 15th. 2009, 3:00pm
Idiot savant Calvin Pace, the Jets linebacker who was suspended for four games this season after testing positive for performance-enhancing drugs, had this to say after New York lost to Miami 31-27 Monday:
Pace called Henne a “second-year clown quarterback,” saying “you have to give him credit, but our defense lost the game today.” Pace added: “I’m going to be honest. I can’t respect that stuff, all that Wildcat. Because we’re in the N.F.L., man.” He called the Wildcat “nonsense” and said: “They got us today. But we’ll see them again.”
Word got back to the Dolphins. The following will hopefully make the Nov. 1 Dolphins-Jets rematch the CBS national game at 1 pm.
Channing Crowder: “They nonsensed their ass all the way up and down the field. Nonsense, I love nonsense. They say gimmick, gimmick this, gimmick that. We’ve won games with the Wildcat. They ran two fake punts. So if you’re going to say gimmicks, those are real gimmicks. Wildcat is an offensive formation, they run it for two years. They have thousands of plays on film about it, go stop it. Shut up about all the junk talking and whatever they’re talking about they ain’t going to give us no credit. We’ll see them in three more weeks, we got to play them again, so the hell with them.”
Jason Ferguson (former Jet): “Who is this guy? What’s his name again? Ain’t he a rookie or something? Isn’t that the rookie from Ohio State? Or you talking about the guy from Arizona? Yeah, ok, it’s cool, if that’s what he sees. It ain’t nothing. That’s how ya’ll want to treat it, it’s cool. You’ll see it again in two weeks. No comments here. I’m good. I’ll stay away from that one. He’s fooling himself. I got nothing for Calvin. I don’t even know that dude. I’ll let him have his battle with the Wildcat. It looks like he lost already.”
Crowder, you may remember, is the Rhodes Scholar who couldn’t find London on a map. We can only hope Ferguson’s backhanded remarks go right to the heart of 2008 1st round bust Vernon Gholston, who has done absolutely nothing five games into his second season. Gholston, a star at Ohio state, was drafted to sack the QB, and in 20 games as a pro, has yet to record one. In addition to Gholston being on notice, Pace better show up against the Bills Sunday after the disaster against the Dolphins. We know star linebacker Bart Scott will:
I can’t wait to hit somebody. I can’t wait to step out there and see somebody in another jersey so all this pain and all this embarrassment that I’m feeling … I can inflict it on someone else.’’
The Jets are only 9.5 point favorites at home against a team that has cratered downhill since an impressive opening night showing in New England.
Miami Dolphins Respond to Calvin Pace [Miami Herald]
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October 15th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Jeez TBL, if you ever insulted as many people to their face as you do on the Internet you’d have no nose. You and Big Brain are like a tag team today. Get ‘em in the 3-D.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
sanders, turn on CNN, dammit!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Uh … he’s autistic?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
October 15th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Awesome.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Is that kid floating away in a chef’s hat?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
what is on CNN? that kid in the UFO flying away?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Looks like it sanders. The anchor pretty much just suggested they shoot it down. This is going to end in hilarity and death.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Fly a helicopter over it and push it down with rotor wash? Oh yeah, this is going to end AWESOMELY.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
That thing is hauling balls.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Kid isn’t actually in it.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
And for those of us with jobs who don’t watch daytime TV?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Guess they put a rush on the Up sequel.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
he’s right…
the wildcat is a gimmick.
and henne is a clown who happens to play QB.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
This isn’t funny…but it is, in a very macabre way. It’s like the O.J. chase, only airborne and with no Cochran or stab wounds.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Fair or unfair FF trade in keeper league: Steve Slaton (forfeit 5th rounder next year) for Megatron (forfeit 4th rounder next year)?
As commish, I don’t know if I think it’s legit because it’s between two brothers.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
“Is he cold up there?”
October 15th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Great day to be sick and at home… I’m gonna turn this balloon thing into a drinking game
October 15th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
The kid’s name is Falcon?
SHOOT IT DOWN
October 15th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
30 people were killed in Pakistan today when people dressed in police uniforms launched a coordinated attack against several law enforcement agencies in the country’s second largest city. But one idiotic kid climbs into a balloon and goes for an ill advised spin, and THAT’S where the news agencies put there resources.
Makes perfect sense to me.
/grabs a bottle of scotch.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
October 15th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Motorboat?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
agree. dolphins happen to run it very well. it will pass.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
This will be revealed to be some super-secret NASA conspiracy
/Art Bell’d
October 15th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Who, who, who, who has the movie rights?
Early title: The Toque that Took to the Sky.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Lower someone from a helicopter to attach weights to it? No fucking way.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
that ain’t right, man. but i am still laughing.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
ms621 – we’re desensitized to people killed in Pakistan by loons. when kids start floating away in balloons three or foour times a week, then we’ll become uninterested in that as well.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
cnn has said they think he might not be in there. but that’s unconfirmed
October 15th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
ms621 – we’re desensitized to people killed in Pakistan by loons. when kids start floating away in balloons three or foour times a week, then we’ll become uninterested in that as well.
You’re exactly right mizerle, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be disgusted about it.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Uh this thing looks to be rapidly descending and they haven’t noticed.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Um…if he fell out, how high up was he when he dropped?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
High enough that the camera cuts to black and white and blood flies everywhere on impact.
/gtaIV
October 15th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Just gonna throw this out there: perfect time for a birdstrike.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I just hope they have Ed Harris on the ground talking to whoever has to drop down onto that balloon.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I DON’T WANNA CLOSE MY EYEEEESSSSSSSS!
*teary eyed Liv Tyler*
*you’re the man Harry*
October 15th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
But they have 24 hours to cover stuff!! They can’t help it because people love kids and balloons!!
/real answer is that Americans don’t care about non-Americans.
//sadly
October 15th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@mole – stop making me laugh
October 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
What if the balloon is shot down and drops into a well? Would that make the cover of People Magazine two months straight? Three months?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I just hope they have Ed Harris on the ground talking to whoever has to drop down onto that balloon.
Or Robert Stack.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I cannot take my eyes off this crazy UFO balloon. Fyi: no way this ends well for the kid if he is in there.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
This balloon shit is bonkers.
That kid has to be terrified. I surmise he’s blacked out. Vertigo, paranoia and probably some hypothermia if he ventured too high.
How the hell do they solve this?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Its funny that the Jets would say that when thay ran it themselves with Brad Smith. How anybody could not respect this offensive formation is beyond me. For one, it works and secondly with 10secs left in the game monday the fins basically said we are gonna run this down your throat for the win and did so. I’m a dolphins fan and i fell lucky that I get to watch these new wrinkles everygame.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Calvin Pace, the Trash-Talking Imbecile, Gets Served by Dolphins After Calling Wildcat “Non-Sense”
not to get technical, but didn’t he get served before calling it non-sense?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
this kid could be breathing basically pure helium. if so, he could be dead already from that.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Loneliness, thats the bottom line. I was never happy as a child . . . Christmas Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what it’s like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does, that never happens. Sorry Ted, that’s a dumb question.
This thing is definitely crashing before they get to it.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
RESCUE VEHICLE CHASE!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
99 luftballons seems all too real now.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
The Boy in the Balloon, next on the Lifetime Movie Channel.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Why do they not know if he’s in there are not? Did his Dad see him take off in it?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
i’m calling this a hoax. no kid in that balloon
October 15th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
miz – the word here is that the army/police have never dealt with anything like this. ever. this ain’t a hot air balloon
October 15th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
But they have 24 hours to cover stuff!! They can’t help it because people love kids and balloons!!
/real answer is that Americans don’t care about non-Americans.
//sadly
Even then, we only care if the child in trouble is cute and/or white.
/Natalee Holloway.
//JonBenet Ramsey.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
If this thing crashes and the kid flies out of it, I’m buying everyone a drink.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
looks like the balloon is going down slowly
October 15th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
A random source or piece of info. said that a sibling might’ve seen the boy jump out of the balloon just before it took off. Nothing confirmed. They’re assuming he’s in there.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
“It’s a good thing he doesn’t know how much I hate his guts.”
“It’s a good thing you don’t know how much he hates your guts.”
October 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
kid fell out? door was unlocked?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
WTF?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Bud Light or Captain/Diet Coke. Please.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Good luck, I just want you to know, we’re all counting on you.
/have miniature Otto Pilot on my bookshelf at work
October 15th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
“it’s going to be an impressive 25 mile an hour crash for this child”
you’re goddamn right it is
COME ON POWER LINE
October 15th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I’m watching, waiting for the crash…
I would like to point out though that the Jets got that gimmick crammed down their throat for a whole bunch of yards. Maybe they’d consider shutting their yaps about the team that they couldn’t stop, and start worrying about Buffalo. Division games are tough, even the shitty teams.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Anchor finally asks the question “who the hell does this in their backyard?”
October 15th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I believe Mole said it earlier. SHOOT IT DOWN! We cant be so naive how do we not know he didnt just hijack that balloon and has some sort of plot. Yesterday some kids set another kid on fire. I dont trust “Falcon” at all. That has to be his code name. Nobody is named Falcon.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
lol
October 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
ONE HUNDRED FEET!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
moleman, I’m going straight to hell because I’ve laughed at every single one of your comments about this.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
how dumb are these anchors going to feel when they realize that spent an hour and a half watching a balloon blow in the wind
October 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Landed!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
finally watching. no way he’s in there
http://www.breitbart.tv/watch-live-boy-in-balloon-aircraft-soars-out-of-control-over-colorado/
October 15th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Fuck, that guy missed the catch!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I’m so excited right now….
October 15th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH?!?!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Touchdown! OMG…
October 15th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
October 15th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
is the boy in there?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Send in the bomb disarming robot.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
That guy took such a poor angle.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
aliens?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Jon Tenuta taught these rescue workers how to close down.
Yeah there’s no kid in there. You’ve been had news media. Here’s hoping he fell out.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
He’s gonna be runnin 9’s all week and extensive work with the jugs machine
October 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
FUCK. NO KID.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
He’s probably laying in somebody’s back yard right now with his C-2 and C-4 shattered.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Jeez, we’ve been punked.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
so where the fuck is this kid
October 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
the cops actually told braylon edwards that they dont want him near the balloon because of his questionable hands.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I feel cheated!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
How horribly, morbidly ironic would it be if the child fell out and his name is Falcon.
/oh man, I’m a gonna gota hell when I die!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
He didn’t wrap up, either.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Hes not in there…
October 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
OK, so my theory:
Kid jumped out right when it took off. He’s probably hiding in a backyard shed, knowing he’s gonna get his ass whooped for letting daddy’s weather balloon loose.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
There is no kid at all, nobody would actually name their kid “Falcon.”
So the Army of the Twelve Monkeys takes over soon?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Maybe he hopped onto a cloud.
/mario bros’d
October 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
CNN, ladies and gentlemen!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Aliens? lol
October 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
poor family … no sign of the kid in the balloon.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
bada-ching!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
hahahaha wow
October 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
This could quite possibly be the most ingenious runaway (or kidnapping) ever. The kid could be in fricking Wyoming by now and no one would know.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
the kids family was on the show ‘wife swap’ and his dad is some sort of mad scientist. staged?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
This is probably just viral marketing for some shitty JJ Abrams movie.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
CNN >>>>> MSNBC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Faux Noise
October 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Seth fucking Green again. I knew this was a hoax.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
The boy’s stuck in a tree.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
If hes not in there then where is he?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Gold star.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
jesus, this is stupid. the kid was never in the balloon in the first place
October 15th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
watching on CNN.com live and the anchor chick is a tard. she keeps asking the most ridiculous and mundane questions. The wicker basket hot air balloon instructor she is interviewing keeps saying ” I dont know anything about that”
October 15th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Why wasn’t this kid at school?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Takes off like a ferris wheel? The fuck does that mean?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
+1 irish, +1
October 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I’m telling you guys. Fucking aliens, we are so fucked now.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Why wasn’t this kid at school?
he’s homeschooled. they don’t want him damaged by public schools.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Well, shit. Now I’m an hour behind on work. Thanks a lot you little snot-nosed bastard.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
“What do you mean, fun?”
October 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Beating my own face in with an iron >>>>> 24 news channels
October 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
the lengths obama is willing to go to to take attention away from his nobel prize is frightening…admirable but frightening.
/conspiracy’d
October 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
These CNN anchors are morons. I’d give anything for them to just randomly show Jack Nicholson yelling “Those are my balloons!” right now.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Why wasn’t this kid at school?
Best question of the day. This stupid anchor has every single question possible except the most valid ones.
The wicker basket hot air balloon instructor she is interviewing keeps saying ” I dont know anything about that”
I love how they dig up these ‘experts’ so fast. Most of the time, all they say is “I don’t know” or “well I’m not familiar with that”. What else do they expect from someone they just dug up for a crisis that’s 15 minutes old.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I thought someone said they were off from school.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Swine Flu?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Oh God they have retarded kids.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
God, I just love this stuff…in the race to be the first to get the story, all the news outlets get the story wrong.
Heppens every time.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
no,yes, no, no,no
October 15th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
What if this is all a promo stunt for Wife Swap?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
His dad is a mad genius and his name is Falcon. School is way off the charts for them I’m sure.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Happens, not heppens.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Beating my own face in with an iron >>>>> 24 news channelsHot iron.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
he is a retired weatherman.
“todays forecast calls for me to go completely nuts with a chance of gun-fire.”
October 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
So where is the kid?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
“keep fucking that chicken, Falcon”
October 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I sure can’t wait until word gets around about this at my workplace so I can hear about it loudly for another 3 hours.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
this was the fault of Disney/Pixar and Marilyn Manson. Clearly.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
So the kid wasn’t in the balloon and now basically the last half hour of CNN footage has been a glorified version of the plastic bag blowing in the wind scene from American Beauty.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Ahahaha they got the kid wrong.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Fuck, this kid’s probably over at his friend’s house eating boogers and playing Playstation.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
This Sheriff is getting pissed at the questions.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
i can’t stop laughing at how stupid this is.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
BWAHHAHAAHAHA!!!
October 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
@ mole
that was fucking awesome! I am crying because I am laughing so hard.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Come on someone call in and yell out “HOWARD STERN’S PENIS!”
October 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
if you’re just tuning in, we watched a balloon flying across Colorado while some 6 year old hid in the woods behind his house.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
why didn’t they scramble the fighters when a large, silver object started floating around? blow it up then as questions later.
/national security paranoia’d
October 15th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I don’t even remotely regret watching this though.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
They’re smashing the balloon with a shovel. Take that Hippy.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Shouldn’t they just say “Well back to normal programming we’ll let you know if there are updates”. This absolutely defies logic that the producer and director are telling this anchor “So keep talking about this and saying the same things over and over again even though we have nothing new to report. We’re going to keep the balloon on the ground footage on the screen”.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
The Daily Show had a good bit on this last night or the night before. They showed how many times CNN anchors would let someone say something batshit crazy and follow it with, “we have to leave it there” instead of them calling the person out. It’s sad but true. Cable news actually makes us a dumber populace. They should be breaking down Afghanistan and Pakistan, but instead of forcing the public to engage they cater to them and talk about Jon and Kate or Rush not getting an NFL team. News used to be about news, now it is about making money, so we get CNN, Fox News and MSNBC.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Ahahaha they got the kid wrong
what do you mean? i cant watch TV right now at work
October 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Was that the same episode where they made fun of CNN for ‘fact checking’ SNL?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Falcon is the four year old, the six year old is named Rio or some shit. Perhaps he’s dancing on the sand.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
this continuing coverage is so embarrassing for the anchors, almost as embarrassing as the fact that the woman can’t pronounce experiment correctly
October 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Oh fuck, someone found their profile on the Wifeswap website. Now this is going to go on at least another hour or two.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Yes. CNN is so bad.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Fuck yes.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
check out the other family in their wife swap episode
October 15th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Holy mullet.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
check out the other family in their wife swap episode
Stucco houses like that retain moisture and cause black mold. Don’t ever live in a new stucco house.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I just turned this on now, and this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever watched.
Why did people think the kid was in this stupid balloon?
October 15th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Yeah, but you’ve got to love the accent.
October 15th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
If that kid was really smart he would’ve had a handshake ad space deal on that balloon. Could’ve made millions. Would’ve been a lot cooler if the balloon had said Cialis on the side.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Shit, that thing was just flying by.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
apparently the black mold in that house learned how to play guitar and bleached their hair.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
i love that after 2 hours, they’re dissecting why anyone would have believed that there was a kid in there.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
You know in Christmas Vacation where the SWAT team busts into the house? I hope that shit is going on at these dicks’ house.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Awesome. Any Duran Duran references always earn an applause.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
WE’VE GOT BLITZER
October 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
That’s because you missed when we all thought there was a kid about to die.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Kid was never in the balloon?
October 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Why didn’t he sell ad space on the balloon?
October 15th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
a friend of a friend used to bang this Abby chick
October 15th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
The comments on this post are awesome.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I have a British accent, so it means I’m credible.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Which Abby chick?
October 15th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Why didnt this happen in Florida?
October 15th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
So does this chick only exist in the digital realm or something? Why is Wolf talking to someone on a screen when they’re in the same studio?
October 15th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Which Abby chick?
on Wolf Blitzer’s show. she’s not very cute in person
October 15th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
It’s Simone.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Generally the case–that’s why it never gets old. No matter what the topic
October 15th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Sweet. Her accent would make me want to bang her.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
CNN’s Magic Board is the most impressive piece of technology in existence. If I had one of those I’d be fondling boobs on it non stop.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
talking about what would have been important if the kid had been in the balloon is beyond retarded
October 15th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Is this the seminal “staggeringly stupid remember-where-you-are” live TV moment, or is it still the Boston ATHF “bomb threat”?
October 15th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Never Forget!
October 15th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Maybe this will be a seminal moment where news channels will get back to responsible reporting, and not sensationalized headline grabbing for ratings.
/living in dreamworld
October 15th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
2 guys to analyze how far a balloon flew.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
This thing has total Capone’s Vault potential, imo.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
The bad news is that this happened during a Jets post, and TBL will see the number of comments and say to himself: Jets post = huge success! Need more Jets posts!
October 15th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
I’m going to go with the latter rather than the former.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
i’m done, i turned it off
October 15th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Expert just smacked down Blitzer for calling it a hot air balloon. Helium isn’t air you stupid son of a bitch.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
I think for this segment they really need to bring back the promo with James Earl Jones saying “This, is CNN”. I think we all need to be reminded that we’ve been watching a supposedly credible news service and not “World’s Craziest Videos 3″ on FX.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
For those of us who are unable to watch TV at the moment, can some please finish this recap?
1. Hot air balloon takes off, everyone thinks there’s a kid named Falcon in it.
2. Family was on wife swap and they’re super nerdy.
3. Turns out there’s no kid in the balloon.
4. The kid that’s missing is Rio (dancing in the sand) and not Falcon (who may or may not be eating his boogers and playing Wii)…
5.
6.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
So I am REALLY looking forward to Daily Show tonight.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Holy crap we both said seminal.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
the balloon story has a lot of similarities to the jets.
both are flashy, ascended pretty quickly and had a slow agonizing decent back to earth.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
October 15th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
5. they analyze how far the balloon actually traveled
6. profit
October 15th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Wilhelmreems FTW!
October 15th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
lol
October 15th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
alright, I’m turning this off. FOX is talking about what would had happened if the boy was on it and the plywood broke.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Only in America!
October 15th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Expert, who sounds like he knows his shit, says there is no way the balloon could have lifted the kid.
How long until someone brings out the terror angle?
October 15th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Has this douche bag kid been found or not?
October 15th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
i’m sure if we give Fox enough time they’ll find a way to tie this into some socialist welfare, ultra liberal conspiracy to appease the terrorists and make sure Rush never owns anything ever again.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Did anyone know Peter Criss has breast cancer?
/doesnt give a shit
//CNN is worthless
October 15th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
He was found laughing maniacally while stroking a white cat.
No.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
@ sportsgal–I don’t think so. I think the boogers and playstation theory is a pretty solid one though
October 15th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Neighbor interview on CNN right now, says whole family was working on it, next time he heard it was gone. It was only supposed to hover 20 feet off the ground. He says the family thinks the kid WAS in it.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Did anyone know Peter Criss has breast cancer?
I just became aware that there is a such thing as breast cancer
/thank you NFL for your dedication to breast cancer awareness. learn something new everyday
October 15th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
it’s a UFO, the kid is an alien escaping area 51! don’t believe the government controlled media’s!!!
/tin foil hat’d
October 15th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Show shoots at 6, so the turn around might be too quick. I bet the moment of zen could make fun of this though.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
/True Story
October 15th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
“When the Heene family aren’t chasing storms, they devote their time to scientific experiments that include looking for extraterrestrials and building a research-gathering flying saucer to send into the eye of the storm. In this ultimate swap, the Heenes swap lives with a psychic mom who speaks to the dead and can control the weather, her husband and her children — who believe they are destined to be stars. This show will feature aliens, punk rockers, past-life regression and, for the first time ever, the children from the two families will face off in a kids’ table meeting. “Heene/Silver,” the 100th episode of Wife Swap, destined to become a classic!”
/Duckworth’d
October 15th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
This is starting to mimic the old Python Election Special sketch.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
http://twitter.com/BoyInTheBalloon
/Via Clown
October 15th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
So for real, the family was on wife swap? This whole thing is definitely a hoax, right?
October 15th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Unbelievable
October 15th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
NORAD was on alert to launch. Awesome. I would have shot that bitch down immediately, while the Duck Hunt dog giggled like a nitrous addict.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
fantastic. isntant classic.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Very nice
October 15th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
What sucks is this dad is going to get a book deal out of this. This stupid country.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I sure hope the kid didn’t fall out.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
So how much is this going to cost the family? Diverting air traffic at DIA, all the emergency medical personnel, police, fire, ems, and even NORAD getting in on it.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Anyone who doesn’t appreciate Twitter is an asshole.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
So how much is this going to cost the family? Diverting air traffic at DIA, all the emergency medical personnel, police, fire, ems, and even NORAD getting in on it.
The appearance fees they’ll get from interviewing with Barbara Walters, MSNBC, Oprah, the View, and all that other shit will cover any liabilities they have.
October 15th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Anyoen watch the dad’s Ireport about Mars?
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-65548
October 15th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
nothing if the kid fell out and died, maybe even nothing if the kid is OK since NORAD police, Fire and EMS would have been on the scene anyway.
October 15th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
This could all be a hoax…i.e. Bart Simpson pretending to be Timmy O’ Toole.
We’re sending our love down the well…OHOHHHHH DOWN THAT WELL
/Krusty the Klown