If the Spurs win a Western Conference crown, but nobody notices because all eyes are on Kobe, does it really happen?

Ho-hum, the Spurs are going to the Finals. They dispatched the Jazz rather quietly, like an efficient intruder packing a silencer. The final was 104-89, and it sent their fans into some sort of wacky, homoerotic dance. We watched most of the first quarter and a half, and it was quickly a bloodbath, so we drifted awayl. Opted for Final Destination 3, which was seven different kinds of freaky, and did have some nudity.

Massive Cavs-Pistons tilt tonight. As long as you don’t bring up Darfur, we’re backing LeBron and the Cavs. You know Flip Saunders will find a way to blow this for Detroit.

Experienced Spurs make quick work of up-and-coming Jazz (Sportsline)