The Roundup: Baby in Stroller Survives Getting Hit by Train; Wade Phillips’ Daughter Dancing
Athletes and Celebrities, College Basketball, College Football, Media Gossip/Musings, NBA, NFL, NHL, Other College Sports, Soccer, Video October 16th. 2009, 8:00am
Kylie Minogue … stripper on stripper crime … Louisiana inbred won’t marry interracial couple … to any of our minimum wage employee readers in Colorado - sorry … still can’t believe there is outrage over this Meghan McCain photo … why are all the rich people moving to Switzerland? … Jimmy Kimmel about to become the new Letterman? … a dog’s really, really long walk home … father-son combo too drunk to rob home … the alcoholic nympho …
Washington Post female sports columnist talks about the time in college when she was stalked. (WP)
NHL commish Gary Bettman is wrong about something? Get out! (CTV2010)
University of Florida gymnast found with a cache of weapons in her apartment. (Orlando Sentinel)
Fox apologizes for this cartoon that made fun of Jessica Simpson Sunday. (Morning News via Hot Clicks)
An image and some video from the Charlie Davies tribute Wednesday night at RFK. (The Shin Guardian)
With Jericho Cotchery hurt and out this week, could fan favorite Danny Woodhead (a running back), fill in at wide receiver? (Newsday)
Anyone else feel like the Red River Shootout has no juice this year? (Statesman)
Kids, Owen Schmitt is not a role model! (Seattle Times)
The big guys could get Duke to the Final Four? Ha. That’s funny. (USA Today)
LeBron doesn’t have swine flu. (NBA.com)
After Argentina qualified for the World Cup this week, coach Diego Maradona, who has been battered by the media, “grabbed his genitals with both hands, signalling some sort of manly insult to the TV cameras in the tunnel outside the dressing room.” (CSTB)
This is Wade Phillips’ daughter.
Amazingly, the baby was fine.
Anyone been here? (via Colin Cowherd)
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October 16th, 2009 at 8:05 am
I was gonna link to this if you didnt… do you ever feel like this country is moving backwards sometimes?
October 16th, 2009 at 8:06 am
Might have something to do with the very low flat tax. 8.5%, if I recall correctly. Surprisingly, people don’t appreciate having the government confiscate their wealth.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:08 am
I thought it was called the Red River Shootout. When did it change? Ive been hearing rivalry all week.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:09 am
Who’s the midget in the hefty bag?
/Russell Crowe’d
October 16th, 2009 at 8:10 am
That dog story is awesome. Dogs fucking rock
October 16th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Fine. Then go to a justice of the peace who will. Don’t act like we passed a law making interracial marriage illegal.
/not, in any way, endorsing this guy’s actions
October 16th, 2009 at 8:12 am
Jay - sort of missing the point.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:13 am
there was a nice post on that from Gizmodo earlier this week.
Was that ad made by Burger King? Didn’t official TMs signage in commercial.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:14 am
October 16th, 2009 at 8:18 am
While I’m not a huge fan of Bettman, he is actually right in this instance. Stopping the NHL season to allow players to participate in the Olympics is an awful idea that has not benefitted the league, players, or fans in any meaningful way. Of course, the International Ice Hockey Federation president stands to gain by a beefed-up NHL presence at the Games, so he disagrees.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:20 am
I don’t know what she looked like 30 years ago, but I’ll bet the guy that stalked Tracee Hamilton would have no problem showing remorse about it now. Yikes.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:21 am
I could not believe Fox ran that cartoon during its NFL pre-game. Who thought that was a good idea?
October 16th, 2009 at 8:23 am
TBL - Is this the first time you heard or found out that was Wade Phillips daughter???
I believe when Hard Knocks covered Dallas that Wade talked about it.
Hard to believe that man produced that girl…
October 16th, 2009 at 8:23 am
Is the possible (likely?) George Soros connection to the Checketts group’s bid to purchase the Rams still not a story?
Of course, there is nothing the least bit polarizing about George Soros’ politics.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Anyone been here?
Jamaica right?
October 16th, 2009 at 8:26 am
why the effing platform was sloped TOWARDS the train tracks makes no sense. that means anything from water to toys to babies will flow/roll TOWARDS the tracks. geniuses.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:26 am
st martin
October 16th, 2009 at 8:27 am
@412: You have selective reading comprehension? The article’s title ends with a question mark, the body of the article is filled with what ifs, and ends with an update that Soros is not and was not ever in Checketts group. Next.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Love this quote - “I do ceremonies for black couples right here in my house,” Bardwell said. “My main concern is for the children.”
Why doesn’t he just say, “I am a member of the Klan/Aryan Nation and I don’t want mixed race children”
October 16th, 2009 at 8:27 am
she must read TBL.
/rimshot!
October 16th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Somebody seriously needs to introduce this chick to Delonte West.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:28 am
I was about to paste that in cracker:
UPDATE: ESPN.com reports that Soros is not a part of the Rams’ bid, although the website does not say whether Soros had previously been a part of the consortium that included Limbaugh.
That’s in the article you linked 412. So that’s probably why it isn’t more of a story.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:30 am
UPDATE: ESPN.com reports that Soros is not a part of the Rams’ bid, although the website does not say whether Soros had previously been a part of the consortium that included Limbaugh.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Let’s ask Clown. Wait, we can’t. Stupid bet. Let the man off the hook!!! This site is lacking without his humor.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:31 am
A couple of years ago, goddamn PC police.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Dirtheavy: even if he was in the group, I personally had never heard of the guy. If people really cant understand why world famous Rush fucking Limbaugh would get more backlash than this guy who made one comment once it seems, they really are putting the blinders on.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:32 am
That dog story is awesome. Dachsunds fucking rock
/fixed
October 16th, 2009 at 8:33 am
You seriously never heard of George Soros? Really? Incredible.
Spend some time Googling this James Bond villain and get back to me.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:34 am
Also the article doesn’t say whether Fennis Dembo was part of that consortium either.
/I smell CONSPIRACY
October 16th, 2009 at 8:34 am
because then people might get the wrong idea.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:35 am
agreed, Dmac.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:35 am
I’ve read (repeatedly) that the players union fully supports playing in the Olympics. I’m also not sure which fans would be against seeing hockey at the Olympics that is roughly eleventy billion times the quality of an NHL regular season game.
Fasel is a scumbag but Bettman is wrong…and a scumbag.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:35 am
They changed the name to red river rivalry before last year. Shootout was deemed inappropriate because, well, it fell victim to America’s pussification efforts.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:35 am
The woman who let her baby get dumped under the train should be put into an experimental balloon with those Colorado parents. My kids don’t go into the fenced backyard unless the Dane is with them.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:36 am
412, I just read this about him:
Hahaha hypocrisy.
Seriously, are you going to try and argue that he’s as well known as Rush?
October 16th, 2009 at 8:36 am
sometimes??
forgot to mention: the early portion of the roundup, and the photo, brought to you by … DIRTHEAVY! this may become a recurring theme.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:37 am
The primary difference between George Soros and Rush Limbaugh is this. Limbaugh was probably coming with “some” money and a big, stinky name. George Soros (if involved) was probably coming with “most of the” money. That’s guy is uber rich.
The word you’ll find most often associated with him is philanthropist, but he’s not necessarily made all his money on the up and up. He’s a capitalist at heart, and he’s really, really rich and really liberal socially.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:38 am
I got to pick a roundup girl!
October 16th, 2009 at 8:39 am
He’s the 29th richest man on Earth and might very well be the most influential man in US politics. Not quite sure how George Soros flies under your radar.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Most of the elite Russians (Malkin, Ovechkin, etc.) have already said they’re playing in the Olympics when it goes back to Russia in 2014 regardless of what the NHL schedule says.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:39 am
i think she should do this more often, but based on the reaction she’d be forced to wear the Scarlet Letter and be promptly stoned to death by people with sticks up their asses.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:40 am
dude rush wrote tom fuckin’ sawyer. TOM SAWYER!!!
oh…wrong rush.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:40 am
I knew something was different when the pic of the Roundup girl was attractive and she didn’t have a giant head. good work, dirt!
October 16th, 2009 at 8:41 am
still can’t believe there is outrage over this Meghan McCain photo
i think she should do this more often,
If by THIS, you mean pose for photos that don’t include the rest of her pear shaped body, I agree.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:41 am
im a member of the kylie minogue fan club.
/not the real one…
October 16th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Not to mention “Trees”.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Sometimes seems a bit of an understatement, but I’m sure I’ll be branded a sociali$t for saying so. Maybe a communist. Or told to move to Helsinki.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:44 am
i’ll never turn down a good clevage shot, and that’s some nice clevage.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:44 am
do you mean when states were much more autonomous? cool. but that’s not what you meant.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Not sure that I’d use backwater Louisiana to take the barometer of the country.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:46 am
it’s cold.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:46 am
DIRT FOR MVP!!
Seriously, good work, dirt. Not a fan of the pic, but who cares, she’s a cancer survivor, so it works for me
October 16th, 2009 at 8:48 am
Bitch, stay off that blow.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:49 am
never saw where it said he was an inbred. nor do I see any political ties. there are a lot of people on both sides of the isle who don’t agree with interracial marriage and/or having interracial offspring.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:49 am
pussy.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Yes.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:51 am
i did not read any of the round up. i want everyone to know. i fucked a hooters waitress. i feel GREAT. THIS weekend is going to be AMAZING.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:51 am
It was lovvveeee, at first sight.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Well, those people are bigots at worst, morons at best.
You wanna drink snake blood? I’m, I’m sorry, did you say “snake blood?”
October 16th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Make sure you wash the fuck out of your dick
October 16th, 2009 at 8:52 am
@msuspartan:
Did you make her wear the uniform?
October 16th, 2009 at 8:53 am
does THIS weekend include a trip to the free clinic?
October 16th, 2009 at 8:53 am
he’s from the South, so he’s obviously inbred. you didn’t know that all Southerners are inbred? at best, his parents are second cousins.
/proud inbred Southerner
October 16th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Meghan McCain needs to do Playboy.
And the NHL should shut the league down. The Olympics mean something in hockey. I understand why they don’t want to, but it’s for the good of their sport (which last I checked can’t be seen by anyone with Direct TV).
Oh as for the Louisiana JOP, there’s a point to be made regarding how biracial couples are discriminated in today’s society. But he found the most backwardass way to do it. If two consenting adults show up at his door and want to get married, that’s their prerogative.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:53 am
and i second MIz, sparty, stop being a pussy. weather is great right now.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:53 am
The level of difficulty for that feat isn’t really that tremendous.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:54 am
she lives downstairs. shes legit. no stds. i feel great about myself.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:55 am
/Fixed for ‘Merica
October 16th, 2009 at 8:55 am
fuck that, it is cold. since when is temp in the 30s and raining great weather? and miz lives in jacksonville, he turns the heat on when it drops below 65.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Union wages are tied to the minumum wage. Lower minimum wage means lower union wages.
/the JP in Louisianna is a jackass
October 16th, 2009 at 8:56 am
jersey- guy i work with lives in northern sussex. he had 3 inches of snow on his truck this morning.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:56 am
remember when the media told everyone a year ago Appalachia is the barometer of the election?
those were good times.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Who crapped in your cereal?
October 16th, 2009 at 8:57 am
Olympic hockey meant something in 1980, did it not? Was it somehow less significant because there weren’t professionals on the ice?
October 16th, 2009 at 8:57 am
on my way to the gym this morning i saw snow. it was 35 degrees.
FUCK.
THAT.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:57 am
Sluttiest Round Up EVAR!
October 16th, 2009 at 8:57 am
St Martin? i was way off. never been there
October 16th, 2009 at 8:58 am
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/snanemcmahonresigns
philanthropist
Full on rapist?
/Charlie’d
October 16th, 2009 at 8:58 am
when did this hooters waitress thing go down? last night?
October 16th, 2009 at 8:58 am
If two consenting adults of opposite sex show up at his door and want to get married, that’s their prerogative.
/Fixed for ‘Merica
Yeah, I forgot that sexual orientation automatically eliminates some of those inalienable rights we are all supposed to have.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:58 am
categorically fact? so much for people being entitled to their own beliefs. And what ever happened to accepting everyone as they are and all of those other lib platitudes? people can believe what they want to believe, as long as it’s what you want them to believe?
October 16th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Im searching and searching for where somebody said anything about his political ties. What he’s doing is against the law, period.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:59 am
shit, it was 16 this morning here.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:00 am
Nobody loves living vicariously like TBL.
“If you don’t wanna give details here, shoot me an email!”
October 16th, 2009 at 9:01 am
nice sanders
October 16th, 2009 at 9:01 am
While I’m all for nailing hooters waitresses, the location of the restaurant must be specified. I’ve seen hooters girls in shitty towns like Akron or something that were butt fugly. However if you nailed a Ft Lauderdale hooters girl, now thats impressive.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Olympic hockey meant something in 1980, did it not? Was it somehow less significant because there weren’t professionals on the ice?
Uh, most of the Eastern European teams were “amateur” in name only in 1980.
BTW, other Olympic sports like basketball, soccer and tennis feature many professional players. Don’t seem to hurt them.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:01 am
bsanders - was thinking the exact same thing!
October 16th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Well done. As an old married guy with a new baby, I ain’t getting any action for the forseeable future so I need to live vicariously through you for a while.
What was your game plan? Smooth talk or did you go with the irresistable asshole plan?
October 16th, 2009 at 9:02 am
80 Degrees down here. A little rainy though.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:03 am
coop: best Hooters girls (that I’ve found) are in the college towns. Baton Rouge, Tuscaloosa, Austin, College Station.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:03 am
I wasnt siting any one persons political ties. just stating that people can believe what they want to believe and everyone is accepting of that fact until someones values and beliefs upset or dont sit well with theirs.
and for the record, i could honestly give two shits what anyone does with their lives, including interracial (shouldn’t it be enter-ethnical or something; as we are all one race: human) marriage in particular.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:03 am
tbl, last night. coming over again tonight. love life.
groin, we drank about 5 beers each and got back to my place, we were going at it before we got to my room.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:04 am
hey tampa, get bent.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Hey, I never said you COULDN’T believe there’s something wrong with interracial marriage or the production of interracial offspring. Believe that away. I’ll continue to believe people who think that way are bigots or morons. We can all just sit amongst each other, believing our beliefs in the beliefingest way imaginable.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:04 am
RE: George Soros
The website looks ducking annoying, but I found a great SNL clip from last year that skewers Soros. It’s funny because it’s true:
http://patdollard.com/2008/10/it-is-here-the-banned-snl-skit-cannot-hide-from-louie/
October 16th, 2009 at 9:04 am
I met my first real, live Hooters girl at a tailgate at in Gainesville for the Florida-Tennessee game a few weeks back. I had always heard of them, but had never seen one in the wild before.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:05 am
1980 was a feel good story but it wasn’t the best vs. best situation that Olympics should be. Why would anyone want to watch a bunch of players who couldn’t make the NHL fight it out for Olympic medals? What does that do for the game?
By the way: Canada/Russia 1972 > 1980 Olympics
October 16th, 2009 at 9:05 am
@msu spartan
If she wasn’t the best looking waitress there then she had a fucked up face. You know it. Good work though.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:05 am
BTW - Grow a pair, sparty! 35° isn’t even cold.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Damn, this sounds like some History of Violence, on the stairs-type sex. Link?
October 16th, 2009 at 9:06 am
I dont think the issue is people “believing what they want to believe”. The issue is ignoring the law because of your “beliefs”. HE CAN’T DO THIS.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:06 am
The team that won the gold was 100% amateur.
/You really start typed sentences with “Uh”?
//I’m reading a blog in which the readers don’t recognize George Soros.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:06 am
@ohhellyeah - Your statement “And what ever happened to accepting everyone as they are and all of those other lib platitudes?” seems to run contradictory to your earlier statement.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:07 am
anyone get to fly on Hooters Air? I did. from Palm Beach to Bethlehem PA a few years back. funny shit.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:07 am
maggs, sorry she wasnt some smart ass prude from uofm. her face was great. 26-20.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:08 am
well done, MSU. celebrity she most resembles?
i haven’t been to a hooters restaurant in years.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:10 am
i went to the one in downtown atlanta in march.
waitresses were meh…but saw a couple guys get busted for having coke and a gun in their car right outside. that was pretty cool.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:10 am
oh heel yeah - did you read the link? The guy’s reason why he didn’t do it?
I guess I feel strongly because I’m in one.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:10 am
cracker jack: definitely agree with you. the guy can’t legally do this, nor should he be allowed to continue in his current capacity if he fails to understand this.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:10 am
The team that won the gold was 100% amateur.
The US team was. They were the exception, not the norm. The USSR team that the US team beat trained year-round and they all made their living as hockey players (though their salaries were masked by their military ranks).
/You really start typed sentences with “Uh”?
Uh, yeah? This is a response in a blog. Not a legal writ.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:10 am
you can’t make shit up like that. that’s hilarious.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Ha.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:11 am
I’m going out on a limb and saying Rick Reuschel.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:11 am
im gonna say scott baio.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:11 am
christopher walken.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:12 am
Shouldn’t you be more happy?
October 16th, 2009 at 9:12 am
msuspartan: Camera phone pics? Make it happen tonight.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:13 am
celebrity she most resembles?
Charles Rodgers.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:13 am
well done, MSU. celebrity she most resembles?
christy canyon, now
October 16th, 2009 at 9:14 am
University of Florida gymnast found with a cachet of weapons in her apartment.
no she didn’t, she found a cache of weapons
/copy editor’d
October 16th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Would an open thread for this be asking too much? We basically had one for the balloon boy in the attic…
October 16th, 2009 at 9:15 am
I did read the link; and unfortunately we have this stuff happen in NC as well. I don’t agree with what he did (or does), nor do I think he has any moral high ground to make such decisions for others, but to call him an inbred was weak. That was the thrust of my comment; not to get into a political or ethical debate regarding inter-ethnical relations in modern America.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:15 am
yes, it really would.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:15 am
balloon boy post is coming.
so is movies one.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:15 am
+1! made me almost spit my coffee.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:16 am
obviously not on the same level but imagine a blonde megan fox. she was a freak. great tits and would go for anything. she lives downstairs. coming up before work today.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:18 am
she lives in your building? mistake. those don’t end well.
I’m just glad they joked about Rogers and not TJ DUckett.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:18 am
I’oud say I blew evy day. Yeah, I blew evy day.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:18 am
fantastic. now it’s a real Friday on TBL.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:18 am
October 16th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Oh jeez, I hope it really was that good because she’s going to be taking the hinges off your door within a month.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:19 am
We’re going to need photographic proof of that one
October 16th, 2009 at 9:19 am
you lie.
hetero #2!? /tampabo
tell me more tomorrow. /TBL
October 16th, 2009 at 9:19 am
So when is she meeting mom and dad?
October 16th, 2009 at 9:20 am
you just totally fucked yourself for the rest of the year.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:20 am
she lives in your building? mistake. those don’t end well.
agree. start looking for a new place in between sessions with this girl.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Miserable. Fuck.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Tough to make a point about a guy being a bigot when you go and do something like this.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:21 am
not a “stage 5 creeeper” like wedding crashers. seriously she just wants to get it(fuck).
October 16th, 2009 at 9:21 am
she lives in your building? mistake. those don’t end well.
i’ve been with my girlfriend for 2 years, and she lives across the hall. but when i started dating her, a buddy told me i either needed to marry her or move
October 16th, 2009 at 9:22 am
@I Pulled a Groin
it only gets worse. they get older and more demanding. then wait until #2 comes along.
/one old married guy to another one
October 16th, 2009 at 9:22 am
TBL: I think thats what I was going for…
October 16th, 2009 at 9:23 am
I’d try like hell to avoid being involved with anyone who lives at your building or your place of work. Gyms are good places, because then when you break up you can just cancel your membership. It’s a lot harder to break a lease or find a new job.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:23 am
that’s how it starts man. enjoy that part while you can.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:24 am
enjoy the freaky stuff, msu. Just remember: the freakier in bed/closet/bathtub, the more likely you’ll walk in one evening to find her in your place, wearing a bridal gown and with your parents tied up as witnesses.
/not saying
//just saying
October 16th, 2009 at 9:24 am
Sir Spicious: BUT, that relationship worked out. It’s a huge roll of the dice, and they normally don’t, and then…rut-ro. I have gotten into the even more forbidden zone of the roommate before. Definitely don’t do that one….
October 16th, 2009 at 9:24 am
@MSUspartan - That’s how it always starts. 7 years later, two kids, mortgage and shitty job.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:25 am
how many more days before you start to get jealous about every guy that she serves eye-fucking her?
October 16th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Ah, Hooters. I will be there tomorrow to watch the UGA vs Vandy abortion and then on to a writing session.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:26 am
I’ll enjoy it. just got out of a 4 year relationship that spanned highschool and college. Fucked a Hooters girl? I win. She’s dating a douchebag that was a backup on his highschool football team. A Backup defensive tackle.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:26 am
she’s gonna ask to hangout some saturday night…as soon as you tell her that you are going out with the fellas and come back from the bar with another betty and she sees you walking into the building…freak out.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:28 am
bffredo, not gonna happen. and miz, who gives a fuck? as long as im getting that. shes a bombshell blonde. (never fucked a blonde. truth.)
October 16th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Well, of course she does. You’re msuspartan. A superstar. The kind of guy that goes to a sports blog in the morning to share his “experiences” and compares women to women from Transformers movies. Women want to be with you. Men want to be you.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:29 am
celticlaw, get bent. ill put a bag on.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:29 am
i believe the wedding crashers quote is “stage 5 clinger”
October 16th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Some spam is more eye-catching than others:
“Fewer genital warts…”
Fewer, you say?! Tell me more!
October 16th, 2009 at 9:30 am
412, do you expect some fatass loner bum when you see me?
October 16th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Since she’s a Hooters waitress, you might want to double bag.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:31 am
im pretty sure that’s what everyone expects from anyone who comments on a sports blog.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:32 am
hawkeye, i cant wait to rush the field next weekend.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:33 am
No, I think you’re undoubtedly the coolest person in your parents’ basement.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:33 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad2gFHDtLBE&feature=channel
October 16th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Spencer, im friends with one person that writes on this blog. Although hes a UofM fan, i hope he would attest to me not being a fat slob.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Every one of us has been in a Hooters and thought about how nice it’d be to take one of those waitresses home for some fun. I salute you msu. Living the dream. I agree though, she needs to have the uniform on at some point. That’s crucial.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:35 am
412, i go to college. so obviously im not in my parents basement. neither would i be if i didnt go to college you lame fucking loser.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:35 am
CRM or duffy?
either way…fuck michigan.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Sean Jean, Your random, but great, comments are awesome. And if this continues, i will, of course, get her in the uniform. Trust.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:36 am
That’s nice. See my gravatar for where my fandom lies.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:37 am
Facebook friends, i love the updates on my newsfeed. add me spencer. we’ll be michigan haters together.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:37 am
You’re everything I said…and articulate. The total package.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:38 am
his name is hawkeye only because he can see really, really far.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:38 am
I knew that. Gopher. Still, MSU beats Iowa. Count it.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:39 am
so your “friend” is a facebook friend? not judging, just looking for clarification.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:40 am
412, im drunk. haha. give me a break.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:40 am
msu…feel free to add me. my last name is dieck.
/spare the jokes…heard em all
October 16th, 2009 at 9:40 am
Friend me too! I will “like” all of your wonderful stories.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:40 am
Number of results for a google search
Rush Limbaugh 6,010,000
George Soros 288,000
October 16th, 2009 at 9:41 am
*shakes head* you have not been a spartan long enough.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Yes, Sparty. Facebook friend. I’d love to meet him in person. I’d rape the USA soccer program that he hypes so much.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:41 am
This is the 2nd one, thrillerb. Have a 3 year old too. You must have missed the snip snip conversation the other day.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:41 am
You’re not telling me anything I didn’t already know, champ.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:42 am
speaking of google searches…one of my finest accomplishments in life is getting MLJ to be one of the first 5 links up when you google the word “bonerholster.”
October 16th, 2009 at 9:42 am
north texas?
October 16th, 2009 at 9:44 am
msu…yep. UNT baby. MEAN GREEN!!!
/worst football team ever
October 16th, 2009 at 9:46 am
GET MONEY spence.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:48 am
get money?
October 16th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Any hazard a guess on MSUspartan’s age? 19? 20? Maturity level? 13?
October 16th, 2009 at 9:51 am
i’m going to refuse comment seeing as im 25 but act like im 14.
the fact that people my age are married and some have kids just seems impossible to me.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:53 am
who the fuck is celticlaw?
im 20, can we act our age? sorry your some old fucker that cant get his d up. (no offense jpq).
October 16th, 2009 at 10:01 am
MSU, keep the good stories coming, man. It’s friday. nobody wants to be doing anything except sleeping
October 16th, 2009 at 10:02 am
@ I Pulled a Groin
yeah - missed that conversation.
/glad i did. shudders at the snip snip
// wife closed the closed the factory instead
October 16th, 2009 at 10:07 am
@MSU - Pretty sure I am just envious, missing college days. Keep up the good work that over half of us on here wished we were doing.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:08 am
celtlaw, wasn’t being an asshole but a hooters chick with no std’s and she wants to see me again tonight.
I’m all for it. fuck work, might call in sick for the 5th time in as many weeks.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:13 am
@MSU - Dig it.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:13 am
I bet her name is Kaycee or Kaitlin or something along those lines.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Dude, where the hell is that Jumbo Jet from?? That is amazing? That happens every time?? Wow
October 16th, 2009 at 10:14 am
I go to the doctor, come back, and miss this great thread. Damnit!
msuspartan: just when I’m going to give you all of my Paolo points and give you a high five, you go and say this…
im 20, can we act our age? sorry your some old fucker that cant get his d up. (no offense jpq).
well, son, now tonight when you think you’re gonna be banging her, I’m gonna put a little hex on you. When you go to close the deal, you’re not going to be able to think of anything but me and this comment, and you’re gonna go as soft as a roll of Charmin.
/go get ‘em, Tiger!-lol
October 16th, 2009 at 10:29 am
msuspartan Congrats. Always fun to get some nice looking strange.
Just remember that a) All women are batshit crazy at some point.
b) All women talk.
Thus she will at some point, before dumping Mr. backup tackle tell him that she slept with you.When you ask why would you do that she’ll look at you like you are the crazy one, not her.
Meanwhile, enjoy
October 16th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Congrats, MSU. Though if it’s as good as you say, just throw yourself in front of a bus. It’s never going to get any better.
Hooters is cool, but something creeps me out about actually eating food there. Same for strip clubs. Food and hard-ons don’t belong at the same table. Maybe I’m the anti-Costanza on that one.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:33 am
MSU Details my friend I know you tried to humiliate her, Right?
October 16th, 2009 at 10:34 am
MSU Details my friend I know you tried to humiliate her, Right?
have someone take peephole videos, and we will have the first TBL sex tape scandal
October 16th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Really, you get to get it on with a chick and the first thing you think is to piss in her mouth, Tampa?
Hey, you’re hot, you’re my neighbor, we just did it. Now fuck all my friends, whore.
/not down
October 16th, 2009 at 10:37 am
i told her i thought it was the 1hole. hahha
October 16th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Dirt were talking about a Hooters girl or a stripper in denial. You make the call. Shes lucky she didnt get shitted on.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:41 am
I don’t want the NHL in the olympics and I don’t want them playing in Europe. It’s the most grueling of all the sports seasons and these things make it worse. Get rid of it.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:42 am
Really, you get to get it on with a chick and the first thing you think is to piss in her mouth, Tampa?
dirt: to be fair, humiliation could also include making her scream how big he was and how good he was. that might be VERY humiliating for her
October 16th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Wow I really hope you’re taking her word for it so we can hear some cool stories about your piss changing color in a few weeks.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:50 am
dirt: to be fair, humiliation could also include making her scream how big he was and how good he was. that might be VERY humiliating for her
+1 JPQ, for making me laugh.
I guess I’m not a humiliation guy. If it’s a hot skanky chick, I’d just be happy to do my thing a few times and move on, before I got started thinking about all the guys she rubs her pussy on at work, and by the dumpsters for $5.
I don’t think I’d want to watch her lick my buddy’s asshole, just so I could call her trash.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:58 am
This thread is guaranteeing that Artie’s picks won’t be the worst thing to grace this site today.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Wait, you guys don’t want NHL players in the Olympics?
Although…we’d probably have a better shot then.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am
All this thread needs is a link to the new south park episode and its a lock.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/
October 16th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I don’t even want the All Star break.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:01 am
I don’t think I’d want to watch her lick my buddy’s asshole, just so I could call her trash.
remind me not to invite you to the next orgy, Debbie Downer-lol
October 16th, 2009 at 11:04 am
I like them in there Mole. The Olympics are clearly more important to NHL players than to any other pro athlete. I honestly think you could see players (maybe not the best of the best, but good ones) play in the KHL cause they’d let them play in the Olympics
October 16th, 2009 at 11:12 am
This whole Hooters story is aiming for a bad ending. For the dude. She is going to decide she has had enough and the young fella is going to be caught standing there with his mouth wide open; and when she starts bringing the next guy over, he’ll turn into a wreck. Women have sex based on their desire, dudes fuck with their egos. That’s why even though people talk about “stalker b*t**es, most of the stalkers you see who wind up doing murder suicides are guys.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:21 am
I enjoy the Olympic hockey style of play, but think it’s a dumb idea for the NHL to subject their players to additional games. An 82 game schedule is grueling enough. If the playoffs go the maximum # of games, these guys are playing 110 games.
Moleman and I are in agreement. As usual.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:23 am
RE: George Soros.
I think it’s quite possible if you’re of a liberal bent (or even more, an apolitical bent) to have never heard of George Soros. He primarily exists in the public eye as a conservative jack of all evil trades to be held up to mockery by FOX/talk radio. Since I hate my brain I’ve heard of him many times, but I can easily see people having avoided his name or only heard it in passing and not realized the overarching this guy is evil talking point.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Also, he’s 16th on the current 400 riches Americans list. I’ve never heard of 15, Steve Balmer, or 17, Donald Bren, presumably because they don’t fund liberal causes and say stupid, stupid fucking things comparing George Bush to a nazi.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Ballmer has been CEO of Microsoft since 2000. Dude is insane.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Darrell well said. My money is on him getting picked up for Masterbating in front of her window at 3AM.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:36 am
My money is on him getting picked up for Masterbating in front of her window at 3AM.
that would have happened anyway, so that’s a wash.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:38 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc
October 16th, 2009 at 11:42 am
See? I know the media has failed me when I’ve never seen that guy before.
October 16th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Fuck you. I married a Korean woman and to tell me that it is cool for someone to believe that she and I will dilute the gene pool or some batshit crazy crap that like pisses me off. Please. You know how many douchebag idiots who are white, black or otherwise have kids? I guess it’s okay to breed more morons like that because at least they are keeping it “in-house” in terms of race. Fucking moron. Sure, these clowns can have their opinion, but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t bigots and fucktards for it.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Great overdue slam at corrupt backass Lousiana. We should have a different slam a day on a Southern backass hilljack state. I’d hit Georgia next and then Alabama and so on all the way up to most of Virginia and even our only Confederate state of the north, Pennsylvania.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
It was changed when too many fuckin’ ninnies and metros and homo types weighed in as usual. There were never any gun battles, but they don’t get it and took it too literally as they did the Washington Bullets and so forth.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Let’s have a vote on Clown reinstatement. I say no way I am not the only one who does not miss that faux harlequin fuck.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Disagree entirely. Love Olympic and international hockey better than the NHL, largely a thug league for the fans, and how I wish a premiere international hockey tourney with the NHL talent was every two years instead of every four.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Like most, you don’t know the real George Soros whom the media have many a vested interest and cronies to protect. He’s far wealthier than is Rush as well. At the core Soros is even more vile when you really know him.
Do some research online as well, but as usual that might take too much work for most folks with short attention spans on here to sift the choice facts away from all the fiction.
October 16th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
In reflection as well of course of the power shift away from the US-Anglo axis …
/Geopolitics 101
October 16th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Yes but yes as well …that was all about political propaganda more than anything back then, but our amateurs won nonetheless.