Kobe’s Got the Boys in Bristol Sniping at Each Other
Uncategorized June 5th. 2007, 2:00pm
We’ve largely ignored the man they call Cowturd (or Schrutebag, or whatever you want to call ESPN radio host Colin Cowherd) since our spat with him two months ago. It appears as if he’s picked another fight. This time, it’s with ESPN’s own Bill Simmons:
While we’re here, my ESPN colleague Colin Cowherd mocked my seven trade scenarios for Kobe on the radio last week without reading the entire column or even attempting to understand its premise, namely, that the trade options for Kobe were limited because (A) he needed to go to a big market for a team that could contend right away, and (B) nobody pays 100 cents on the dollar for a team looking to unload an unhappy superstar.
And if that wasn’t bad enough, Cowherd embarrassed himself by not understanding basic NBA trading principles like “it would be valuable for L.A. to swap Vlad Radmanovic’s contract for Bobby Sura’s expiring contract in a T-Mac/Kobe deal because Sura’s contract expires in 2008, which would buy them some cap space down the road.”
Look, I know the radio business lends itself to hosts lazily skimming other people’s columns and blogs … but seriously, Colin, in the words of Mark Jackson, you’re better than that. Your show’s on for three hours a day and you get four giant commercial breaks per hour. That leaves you plenty of time to research your segments so you don’t come off as misinformed. No offense.
Don’t think it’s really necessary to waste any time and explain what’s going on here - radio host, desperate for attention and ratings, attacks people. End result - people talk about him (exactly what we’re doing right now!). It’s the Jay Mariotti school of shit-stirring.
If we had a radio show, here’s how we would have handled the Kobe story: the guy’s not getting traded. It’s not happening. Then, we’d take calls from yahoos with preposterous trade scenarios while we ate pistachio nuts and Swedish fish. That’d easily kill two hours. Anybody know how to get a radio show? Is Sirius hiring?
Bill Simmons takes Schrutebag to task (The Buried Lead)
18 Responses to “Kobe’s Got the Boys in Bristol Sniping at Each Other”
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June 5th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Swedish fish rule!
June 5th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Will Schrutebag direct his mindless drones to crash espn.com?
June 5th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Does it really matter when two village idiots argue? Simmons is in cadet land most of the time and Cowturd couldn’t put together a valid argument if his life depended upon it. Let the two clowns bicker, no one really cares about either of them anyhow.
June 5th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Schrutebag is now chiming in on how Simmons didn’t listen to his segment and that he doesn’t know anything about Schrutebag’s show. I don’t think anyone at the network likes him.
June 5th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Cowherd is fantastic and his take on Simmons’ novella/7-trade-options was complementary. Also, Colin’s show is FOUR hours and has THREE commercials an hour AND, according to a source close to Simmons heart doctor… while the normal person has four chambers in his heart, Simmons has five - an extra one where he keeps all his hate for The Herd.
June 5th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Cowherd just ripped Simmons on the air. He corrected him on a couple of things, and then went for the jugular by saying “seriously, writing about your love of the Celtic…nobody cares”.
Should get interesting. But, all things Cowherd are calculated. This will get the blogosphere riled up, just like his take on Olbermann. The guy is smarter than you give him credit, it’s classic radio schtick.
June 5th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I thought Simmons said he didn’t like talking about other media people? Now I am confused. He did it twice. I think if you are really confident in your work and your opinion it doesn’t matter who says what about it. And calling out your co-workers? Poor. Isn’t that what Whitlock did, and it cost him his job?
June 5th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Cow-herd?
June 5th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Good points, Buzzy and Jordi.
We won’t be writing about this again until the two go on air and duke it out.
FWIW, we did slam Simmons’ insane Amare-for-Kobe deal (other names were involved, but that essentially was it). Don’t know what the Turd said, but Amare for Kobe is nuts.
June 5th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Simmons throws out trade scenarios all the time. It’s one of his favorite past-times and most of the time they are interesting. And c’mon, we all do it.
SImmons seems to have gotten more critical of ESPN and the various personalities as of late. New contract? New (no) editor? I don’t know. In his chat a week or so ago he was very critical about ESPN showing dog-fighting clips on OTL.
I loved Cowherd when he first came on, but he is getting tired.
June 5th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Oh and Paul, Cowherd’s only on the air for four hours on the West Coast. Everywhere else it’s three hours.
June 5th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
You guys slammed the Amare for Kobe deal becasue it was intradivision trade, which is a fine arguement. That was the best deal he offered up in the column. Simmons does a lot to get blasted on, but that kobe trade column was great and some of his better work in recent memory (as his nba columns are were he is at his best). Making up trade scenarios is fun and who cares if the chances of them happening are nil. Why be anti fun? Schrutebag mocking him is fine but it happens because his a instigating radio host with a lack of any intersting ideas who has to attack others to gain some street cred (sometimes this works to our amusement like when he has to get a tatoo for losing a bet). Has he ever said anything that was relevant regarding the nba?
June 5th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Cowherd has a rule that he wont listen to you unless you draw six figures, a male 18-34 otherwise you are classified a mouth breather or similar. He continues to attack anyone who does not agree with him. Callers with a point are off the air before finishing others who “love your show man your 100% right get the time”. His show is the only one that makes me turn the dial. He is the most arrogant lifeless individual you will ever hear/meet. Dislike is a mild term….his family must have also come to their senses hooray for them!
June 5th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
I back Colin on this one. Colin was mocking the idea of trading Kobe, not Simmons. Simmons didn’t do his homework before ripping Cowherd. Makes me wonder what else he doesn’t do his homework on…
June 5th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
If two douchebags from the WWL argue with each other in the forest, does anyone hear it?
June 5th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
There’s no such thing as crazy trade speculation in the NBA.
Jiri Welch was traded for a first rounder, Steve Francis was traded to the same backcourt as Stephon Marbury making him a $15Mil backup, and Raef LaFrentz is pulling down $11+mil… etc. NBA GM’s are capable of anything no matter how ridiculous or just plain stupid.
June 5th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
devilreyes speaks the truth.
June 5th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Cowherd is a college drop-out that lucked into, and hit a nerve with a local drive time in Portland. He went national, changed his schtick, and is now bombing in most markets. Please ESPN, take him off the air.
Please Portland sports radio, do not rehire him when he is canned.