Tennessee Seeks Season’s First Win Against Tom Brady and the Patriots in the Snow
NFL October 18th. 2009, 4:15pmPhilly @ Oaktown – More yards or picks for JaMarcus Russell?
‘Zona @ Sea – Coffee/rain joke.
Tenn @ NE – Brady headed to Hell.
Buff @ NYJ – QB battle for the ages.
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October 18th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Lets go San-Chise!!!!
October 18th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Holy shit how lucky they got in MN. Anyone else want to take shots at Flacco and expose their homer status from wherever they are posting? Perhaps ummm ….Cleveland or Pittsburgh hmmmm?
October 18th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
How I wish each NFL and/or college football fan had their favourite teams posted by their icon so we knew any potential bias with which they are posting.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Get rid of that fucking Hawaii ad
October 18th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
<-
October 18th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
@paolo don’t have my icon up, but I’m a Hokie/Redskin fan. No bias. Redskins suck and the Hokies…oh well.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
The amount of second hand smoke i breathe in from my asshole buddies on Sunday’s is amazing. It fuckin smells like a snoop dogg concert in this room.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Fantastic thank you for your honesty! Now perhaps I can cheer for either sorry team against a more worthy opponent too.
How I wish other commenters took great note of your post, including many a douchebag from other states you will probably hear me rant about again and almost everyone else has memorised by now.
Last night the list was expanded to more than a dozen states to account for the ample redneck/hillbillie/sons of the soil/hayseed/isolated country folks constituency amongst our commenters, most of whom of course shall remain utterly oblivious to The Mission as well as to the location of their heads up their asses.
Down there where you are in VA and in military circles, that is known as the rectal-cranial inversion or immersion of course and it is nothing more than yet another clusterfuck.
/Heartbreak Ridge’d
October 18th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
That’s where Spencer is. The 2% of people who started Maroney are happy.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Saints don’t make the Super Bowl.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
/ #thingspeoplesaybecausetheyarebored
October 18th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
MLB would have been wise to play the NLCS during this time slot. SNF is a good game and the afternoon games all suck.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Saints trounce the Giants. But I’m sure that’s because of the refs/the injuries/the Dome/voodoo curses/Bourbon St fun.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
The Raiders scored a touchdown!
October 18th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
@bsanders Who in the NFC can stop them? I dont see anyone except (Shudder) Minnesota.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Good thing I didn’t bench MJD today. Wow.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Is Philly still at the hotel?
October 18th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Jets running the Wildcat = holy shit hypocrites.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
The Giants will win the rematch. Just a feeling I have. And, no, the Vikings can’t stop them. They’re waiting to be elected into Fraud City’s offices.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
@ Jersey – I almost fell off my chair.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Saints don’t make the Super Bowl.
/ #thingspeoplesaybecausetheyarebored
As a Saints fan, I take it one week at a time. Because I’ve had so many gutpunches from this team.
That said, 5-0 and best team in the NFC. Meet you in Miami!
October 18th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
86 yarder to Zach Miller. Good lord I’m housing someone today.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
If I had to guess today I’d say Giants-Steelers Super Bowl.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Earlier post repeated before the end of MN/Balt
October 18th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Did Russell just throw a pick six?
Announcers in NJ saying Sanchez has drinkability, apparently.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
…because the Saints used up all their “against the Giants” points today?
October 18th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Well, the Jets did not lose to the Saints as bad as did the Giants so …
/TBL homered also Monday morning again if they don’t mess it up against Buffalo
October 18th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
@bsanders: You do realize the rematch will be in New Orleans. Drew and crew are owning everybody that comes in there this year. Again, go look at their sked. They are going to be the #1 seed.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
+Those betting the Steelers with a hefty -14 were rightfully fucked hard and were the same folks who would have told you it was “easy money” had they won.
All the same I had MN -2.5 on paper and damnit they did not cover.
/This is why you don’t bet a lot for most of October unless you are hooked.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Since when is Chris Myers a play-by-play guy?
October 18th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I’m going Denver/Saints
BOILER QB BOWL!! FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Fireman Ed is the most annoying fan in sports.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I wouldn’t be so sure. The Saints have way too much 2004 Colts in them to be trustworthy.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
You wish you had a fireman ed.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Yep Paolo that Steelers line was way too high for a team that has been playing down to weaker opponents all year long.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
You’ve been scarred by a former lover, and now you can never trust again.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Fireman Ed is the most annoying fan in sports.
You wish you had a fireman ed.
If I had a Fireman Ed, he would be dismembered and sitting in 13 hefty bags in my garage freezer
/fuck him and the Jets
October 18th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
You wish you had a stadium.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
@jpq – congrats on your Purdue win! My pastor is a Buckeye – I headed over after service to give him the business, but realized the Hokies lost too so I slinked out the door…
October 18th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
My picks are actually looking pretty decent right now. With the exception of San Diego.
October 18th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Fruit Fucker shirt in the Big Bang Theory commercial!
October 18th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
@jpq – congrats on your Purdue win! My pastor is a Buckeye – I headed over after service to give him the business, but realized the Hokies lost too so I slinked out the door…
v4l: thx. Your karma from the ND game finally caught up w/ them-lol Too bad about your Hokies
October 18th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Is today when that six-part Monty Python thing’s on?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
October 18th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
The Raiders are fucking up the Eagles.
I read that four times before I hit submit.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Trent Edwards and Glen Dorsey are cousins?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
SURE AS SHIT IS!
October 18th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
JPQ I am confident you will be cheering with my alumna sister for damn BC again next week.
Thanks to the Boilers for beating the Buckeyes, but you are pissed off at our defeat of your Boilers I bet.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Down goes Trent Edwards!
Bills fans everywhere rejoice and call for J.P. Losman from the UFL!
October 18th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
@jpq – at least the Hokies are supposed to be amateurs. The Redskins don’t have that same excuse.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
brandon meriweather is becoming a really good safety
October 18th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
bsanders- i hope you end up being prophetic.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Trent Edwards and Glen Dorsey are cousins?
just like Obama and Cheney are
October 18th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
FITZY!
October 18th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Gargling …. heheheheheh
October 18th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Sweet, it does start tonight! Well, so much for Bears-Falcons. Liked I cared.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Flacco now: 11TD’s 1,500 Yds+ passing. Problem is on defense: Gooden,Landry,Foxworth and Mattison have been HUGE downgrades from McAllister,Scott,Leonard and Rex Ryan. Even so they’ve had 3 straight games there for the taking and can’t make the key plays to win. That’s usually the difference from 11-5 to 8-8.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
And true to your legendary form JPQ, you would shit in one bag and put chlorine bleach in the other right?
Again that’s why he’s the site Consigliere under the Witness Protection Program folks.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
JPQ I am confident you will be cheering with my alumna sister for damn BC again next week.
Paolo: No, my ND hatred of the last 20 years has gone away (plus, if I go, I’ll be w/ all ND people on a free ride). Kinda hard to shit on hospitality
October 18th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Good Lord, Titans, you’re letting Laurence MaBusty run for 12 yards a carry against you. Don’t you have any pride?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Fuck…. Sanchez throws a pick
October 18th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
jpq – This and a comment last month about throwing Firemen Ed off the balcony slayed me.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Why the fuck did they ever think putting the goalposts in the front of the endzone was a good idea?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
If I had a Fireman Ed, he would be dismembered and sitting in 13 hefty bags in my garage freezer
And true to your legendary form JPQ, you would shit in one bag and put chlorine bleach in the other right?
Again that’s why he’s the site Consigliere under the Witness Protection Program folks.
shhhh, but I’ve always found lime to be the most effective of the human dissolving agents
/Costanza’d
October 18th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
it’s hard to call someone a bust of is 1/4 of the New England Backfield.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
You might wanna just go ahead and throw that on your clipboard so you have easy access to it.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
TBL’s headlines tomorrow morning:
Win: “The Jets put through a solid effort after a lackluster first half that was not really that bad.”
Lose: “The Jets put through a solid effort after a lackluster first half that was not really that bad.”
The Sanchez love affair continues and will only get spicier methinks.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
brady to moss finally!
October 18th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Oh thank god Randy Moss is alive!
October 18th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Wow nice throw. Fuck. I’m only up by 70 now.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
He was a first-round pick who has produced nothing other than a revival of the “get braces early” movement. Bust.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Oh no…
Iowa 3rd in computer rankings in BCS Standings. 6th overall ahead of USC. I wish these didn’t come out until the end of the year.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Fuck…. Sanchez throws a pick
You might wanna just go ahead and throw that on your clipboard so you have easy access to it.
I need to create a one key macro for that for easy and reliable repeatability
btw: I want Calvin Pace’s steroid infused ACL to be detached and shredded by the end of the game
October 18th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Who knows, but should they bring it back? hell yes, I would like to see if Hines Ward’s punk ass will still have the balls to come across the middle in the red zone.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Ha! I thought that was a golden grill, not braces.
He did have a really good rookie year or second year, including the playoffs. But, yeah, he’s in Belicheck’s doghouse.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Bama jumps Florida in the AP poll and it’s not even close. Good to see.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
guy had some solid games in the 07 playoffs
October 18th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Why did it take them so long to figure out they should cut a hole in the bottom of the peach basket? Our sporting forefathers were fucking morons, that’s why.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Ryan Fitzpatrick and his Rocky Dennis melon replace injured Trent Edwards.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
He was hurt last year and good two years ago when Brady threw 50 TDs. I don’t know if you label him a bust yet.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
holy shit the titans are awful
October 18th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Can we all agree to save this for a later post.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
BCS …yeah right …from this morning by me …those are real howls and screams from down South and Iowa you will be hearing folks:
October 18th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
I didn’t think my hatred of the Jets could be any higher than it was, but is has grown with this tough guy bullshit from the Jets defense. I want every one of the Bills to late hit Sanchez until they hear a bone break
October 18th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
moss again!
October 18th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
fuck the vikings. that is all.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
I say we save it for the next NBA post.
FUCK Moss is staging a comeback for this dude.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
thomas jones is soooooo slow. Good thing the bills suck
October 18th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
@JerseyYo – Is that you yelling “Do we have roasted anything?!?!” in that Domino’s sandwich commercial?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I told some Canadians that the only thing wrong with their game was this, end zones that should match ours, and absolutely woeful pass defence. Yes that is how it is spelled up there too.
Otherwise I have no idea, but the origins of that location came from rugby, where the goal posts stand at the goal line to this day and match those currently in use in the NFL except for they are H’s a la the NFL in the 1960s not the “tuning fork.”
October 18th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
No but he is fucking the retarded girl from that commercial.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
The real question is “How many black guys look like JerseyYo!?” We areup to two between that guy and Jozy Altidore. Any other suggestions?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
@Paolo: You have Georgia Tech 8th and the team that beat them by 3 touchdowns isn’t in your top 10?
Alabama would annihilate Texas too. The Horns beat a team by 3 that turned the ball over FIVE times.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
another titan turnover..good lord
October 18th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Titans: 5 plays, 2 fumbles, 1 INT.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
woot hitch is on!
I mean, um, football. Yeah.
/actually doing my homework. Kill me
October 18th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
So rookie QBs are getting the benefit on head bobbing? Horseshit.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
HAHAHAHA. I’m glad you take this in stride. LOL.
I’ve been told by TampaBo that I look like Jake Peavy. I’ve never heard that from anyone else and I’m not sure how I feel about it. If I had Peavy’s bank account then I”d be aight with it.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Oh man the openings left by that line are wide on you Jersey, but as a fellow alum I will spare you the additional agony and allow for our common grieving to wind its course. Damnit foiled again.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
and @JayFeely knocks down a kick.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
After Snyder fires Zorn, the Titans should sign him to play quarterback.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
How the fuck do you guys know what each other look like?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
You actually have a striking resemblance to Burnett. And no, that doesn’t mean you look like a douchecanoe.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
October 18th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I’m a sketch artist, and your mom gives me a description of each one after she blows them.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
tw1tter. Plus me and NDub are cousins.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Hakeem Nicks had 100 yds and a td today. great rookie? or greatest rookie evar?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Consigliere, I know you have ample connections but are under probation of course, so please advise if you need my assistance to see that this is taken care of too.
I can’t help you with those garbage bags or bleach though, and if you are having any defecation challenges perhaps try some more bran or Ex-Lax from what I have heard.
Or just watch 60 Minutes tonight after the game except on the West Coast.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Jersey is a commercial star, @TheNickWest, and I had 2 minutes of TV time this year.
/shameless plug
//but no bannin’
October 18th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
This
and this.
And Burnett? Two pitchers? Yowza. Too bad my fastball tops out at 70 when I throw at the target at the local fair.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
The Titans MAY be the worst team in football.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
is this 2007?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Nice Try.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
SC is mad tall dude. And we are cousins too.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
granted his last TD was meaningless, but that is 3 weeks in a row with a TD,all since coming back from injury. that’s impressive for a rook.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Yeah I know, all I get is a description of the belly button.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
14/15, 237, 3TDs in the snow.
/Please be back Tom.
//Titans are pathetic.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
um, there’s a pretty good new post.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
jpq, seriously, the slowest rb in the league is eviscerating your squad right now.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
That late hit on the last Moss touchdown was hilarious.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
jersey looks like billy blanks and jar jar binks had a kid.
/sickburn
//it’s ok though because we’re actually brothers from another mother.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
70 huh, NDub? Nice.
True story: I used to be able to get it up to the low to mid 80s when I was 14, then blew out my elbow.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Puz’s hair is so sexy. I always used to run into him in the cafe of PSU’s business school, dude’s arms were scarred up like a fucking snake handler.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Mrerjr looks like what would happen if me and his mother had a kid.
/sickerburn
//how much do you hate the vikings
October 18th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Miami beat GT 33-17 a month ago. How each is playing RIGHT NOW is a total difference. Miami had one quality win against the same Oklahoma team, condemned rightly for their performance yesterday, at home.
GT easily better than Miami in a re-match including to be outcoached.
Miami will one if not both against Clemson or South Florida lest that overrated Harris shows he deserves his hype.
Alabama = Mark Ingram plus defense. Basically to beat them, you just shut down Ingram, their ONLY offense, and play some average offense with minimal turnovers. Of course easier written than done as is all football.
I have not figured out how a team will beat Texas other than with solid defense to keep it low-scoring and other than through the team’s self-destruction.
Crapshoot I say now, but Texas definitely has the remaining lighter schedule due to only next week’s game at OK ST as their toughest remaining.
Alabama has to play LSU, Auburn away, and likely Florida still. Good luck with that, as if they run that tough table they deserve to be number 1.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Yeah, let’s not get too carried away though. It’s pretty rare, I haven’t done it a while, and I’m not a frequent visitor to fastpitch games. Ha ha. I used to play baseball.
Low 80s is astonishing for someone that age. How did you mess up the elbow??
October 18th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
bradys got 4 tds in the 2nd quarter
October 18th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Jersey looks like what would happen if whoopi goldberg and seal had a kid.
/scorched
//my hate for the vikings is immeasurable due to thier fans acting like thier team has won championship after championship.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Jet’s game homer call will be challenged …incomplete pass for sure.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Someone call the cops. There is a raping taking place at Gillette Stadium.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
hey jeff it might be time to make a change in the qb position. just to try something different because what is going on right now isnt working. at all.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Brady can’t play the second half right?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Titans have the worst set of WR’s in football.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
How do they not bust out a cart for Jenkins?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
this whole season is going badly for the titans
October 18th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
brady’s goin for 5 in the quarter i think
October 18th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
James Gandolfini doing a good Siragusa impression.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
WOW TN/NE game looks like it is 1989! What a flashback! And it’s only October too!
James Gandolfini/Tony Soprano is a Jets fan? Go figure.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Brady was at 95% completion percentage. Kerry Collins…10.
/Started Nate Washington and Bironas today.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
This is the type of year that could make Jeff Fisher shave off his mustache.
/god forbid
October 18th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Guy I’m playing has Owen Daniels, Randy Moss and the Packers D. They have outscored my ENTIRE team.
Fuck Adrian Peterson for not scoring a touchdown. Fuck the Vikings in general.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Gandolfini is actually from nj. He grew up not too far from Sparty.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
They’re doing that stupid London shit again?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Throwing so much. And I had terrible mechanics. And I never iced after. Basically a whole list of reasons.
The only good news is that I never really had to warm up for games afterwards cause my elbow hurts everytime I throw regardless
October 18th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
5 tds in a quarter
October 18th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Fucking a man. What’s the record for points in a half?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
That’s an NFL record, folks. Five touchdowns for Brady in the second.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Welllkkkaahhhhhh, so happy hes on my fantasy team
October 18th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Philly fans might already be getting ready for the NLCS tonight. The Eagles miss another FG, still trail 10-6 in Oakland.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
This is a great example why I am not the only one to have a disconnect with Gen Y on watching sports. Read the above and bear in mind that the Vikings won the game.
/Fantasy Football Sucks Ass
//Gamble For Real If You Think You Are So Much Wiser Than The Rest Of Us
///Get Your Free Drinks In Vegas In Most Places Too
October 18th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
i rarely feel sorry for a team but this is just pathetic.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
they titans still have to go out and pretend to want to play for 2 more quarters
October 18th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
do you just replace whoever was playing the first half for the titans? just bench every starter? might as well.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I am changing tune now though I cheer for the Eagles, as I am pissed off in general at this town lately.
It would be great to see both the Eagles and Phillies lose tonight. Rotten people even when they are happy that their teams won will leave me alone at least for tomorrow.
/Don’t Move To Fuckin’ Philadelphia Even For Big Money
//Florida 2010
October 18th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
So one day it just popped? Ouch.
My elbow up to my right shoulder sometimes hurts when I throw and I don’t have as much velocity as I used to. I jumped to block a kid in a rec basketball league when I was 18; he pump faked, undercut my legs and I landed on my arm. Probably the most pain I’ve ever felt. I went to the doctor and he insisted their was no break or structural damage. To this day I know there’s was/is something wrong. I still remember that kid’s name and face.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
I hope you get to kick his ass too.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Just how bad are the Titans? NE hit the over in the first half. In the snow.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Hahahaha the Bills are a joke.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
From twitter
October 18th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Who the fuck is 22 for the Bills? Just stood there watching it, what an idiot.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Id go kill him
October 18th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
ESPN doesn’t give points to a defense/st for recovering like that? What the fuck
October 18th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
From former super intern, Andy Hutchins:
October 18th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
By the way, Oakland is still beating Philly.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Buffalo with has as many points as quarters played in the last two weeks…
October 18th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Brady had as many passing yards in one quarter as Fred Lane had blood stains on his front door in one afternoon.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
gillette is gonna be empty now
October 18th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
if any major patriot gets hurt belichick is gonna get burnt at the stake.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Kudos to the Titans for roughing Brady at this point, it’s the right thing to do.
Even if that call was horeshit.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Throwing in the snow with a 45 point lead.
Impressive dickishness.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
does brady go for 8 tds?
October 18th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Ok Bill. We get it. You’re not done yet. Don’t put a fork in the Pats.
Stop throwing the ball and get your starters out of the game. Even Steve Spurrier thinks you’re running up the score now.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Still winning by 63 points even though dude has Moss. Hopefully Ryan doesn’t blow up for him.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I hope Brady continues throwing. He’s on my fantasy team and I want to smash my all-time PR.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I forgot the Titans were even in this game, I think I’ve seen them run two plays.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Moleman – Guy I’m facing has Ryan tonight. I’m up by 65 with Brady and Feely. He’s got Bironas going right now.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Yeah I’ve still got Maclin, Zach Miller, Feely, and the Jets D. I think I’ll be okay. Thanks MJD and Schaub.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Schaub went crazy today. Dude, there were like 5-6 300+, 2-3 TD QBs today. And then ther was Brady, Brees and Schaub.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
GODDAMN that was close to getting taken to the house.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
does brady survive the 3rd QTR? up 51-0 and passing, and you deserve to get hit
October 18th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
HE’S NOT FUCKING TRAINING IN THE TUNDRA IF HE’S RUNNING THROUGH TREES, TUNDRA MEANS TREES DON’T GROW, FUCK YOU CBS
October 18th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
There is going to be a horrific injury in this game, just feels like it.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
LenDale White agrees with you Mole.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Awesome.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
The Titans haven’t tried in about four and a half quarters now. Just terrible. Pathetic. Inexcusable. An affront to football.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Bet you’re loving that they’re in the AFC South though Sanders.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
If oakland loses, a lot of Suicide picks are going down in flames. Mine included.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Going for it on fourth and five up 52 is a bit much.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
What does Belichick have against Fisher? Must have pissed him off somehow.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
That is one HELL of a stat line for Sanchez today.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Not really. I’m kind of sick of seeing teams give up against the Pats and Belichick use the opportunity to pad Brady’s stats.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
The one constant in this game: Maroney sucks.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
bsanders cant wait to direct the 60 for 60 doc: Patriots vs Colts, the rivalry that begged for a meteor
October 18th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Good timeout there by Tennessee, take your time, get the defense right, don’t want to let this game get out of hand.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Insert Lions with Titans and you get my yearly strife.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Its true they didn’t give up against the Colts Sanders. That was just Prime-Time Peyton.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Both of those teams are less hateable than the Jets. Less cagey. Less sceney. Less fat blowhards wearing headsets.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Lot of teams just giving up today. Seahawks, Titans, Giants, and Lions.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Kerry Collins, FTW. He somehow has -7 passing yards on 2/12, with an INT and three fumbles – one lost.
Not even Vince Young can have worse stats.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I wrote “four and a half quarters,” meaning the second half of the Colts game and the entirety of this one. But whatever.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Patriots should go back to these jerseys, they’re so crisp.
Is it just me, or do helmets reflect differently at night when it’s cold outside?
October 18th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Would you rather the pats kick a field goal from the 35 Mole? They ran a slip screen.
Shame you couldn’t get Pats QB if you had Brady to your inevitable fantasy win that much worse.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Did I hear a wager?
October 18th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Is anyone else still dragging ass after drinking last night? Man, I’m slow. Sinus are sweelin. Belly feels bloated. I’m farting like Peter Griffin. I’m tired.
I did this to myself.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Fair enough Sanders, thought that was two weeks ago. Pats play in Indy in three weeks right?
October 18th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Derek Anderson would like to compete in your competitive suckiness competition of competitiveness.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I am getting extremely irked right now.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
why sanchez really does suck. quit making excuses for him about the cold weather.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
SANCHISE
October 18th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
The Eagles don’t have a touchdown, yet Brian Westbrook has scored 20.2 points today. He also has 38 total rushing yards.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
73jpq1999 Says:
October 18th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Fuck…. Sanchez throws a pick
You might wanna just go ahead and throw that on your clipboard so you have easy access to it.
I need to create a one key macro for that for easy and reliable repeatability
I knew I shoulda created that macro
/up to 3
October 18th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I have no confidence in waging on that. We all know what VY is and isn’t capable of.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Nov. 15. Night game. Colts have Rams, Niners, and Texans in the interim so that’s a decent chance they’ll be unbeaten when they play each other. Not that anyone actually discusses the teams when they play each other.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I couldn’t tell where they were, didn’t even realize Moss’ last TD was in the endzone.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
MRE: venture bros at midnight
October 18th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
but he is so composed.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
kerry collins has a higher qb rating than mark sanchez right now
October 18th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Well, that’s the first “BULL-SHIT” chant I’ve heard in an NFL game.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
VINSANITY PICKED!
October 18th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
This is like fucking christmas for people who don’t like overhyped QBs. Wow. I’m harder than Chinese algebra.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
yes sir. i have heard that brock has quit as the body guard and might not be seen for a while. if it is true it sucks.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Come on mrejr, you’re better than that
October 18th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Vince Young’s first pass attempt is INTERCEPTED.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Vince!
October 18th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
fuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk
October 18th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Vince’s first pass from scrimmage nonetheless. The Titans will be running the option next series. The NFL version. Also known as taking a knee.
TOUCHDOWN BILLS!
October 18th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
And Trent Edwards just lost his job. LETS GO BUFF A LOW!
October 18th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
my bad i should have just went with cagey.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
I spoke to soon with insulting Derek Anderson’s stat line last week. Kerry Collins is like CHECK THIS OUT.
My god. That may be the most embarrassing score I’ve ever seen. My god.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
That Vince INT was so, so bad. He almost underthrew the defender for fucks sake.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Holy shit are the Jets bad. Russell>Sanchez at this point. Both suck.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Amazing pass by Mr. Chicken Wings, really hope for 70.
Pats get TB and a bye, so 5-2 vs. 7-0 should make for more fun than last year.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
titans deserve this beatdown…they’re fucking pathetic
October 18th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Sanchez sitting on a 3.2 rating.
But we all know QB rating doesn’t matter, he’s managing the game.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
No way on earth is Russell better than Sanchez. Never. I’ve watched that fatso fumble and throw too many passes 5 yards from receivers. Sanchez is a rookie, don’t forget. These games are to be expected 6 games in.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I’d like to give a giant FUCK YOU to Hasselbeck. Not 1, but 2 FF teams go down in flames because of you.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
lol. I just looked at Sanchez’s stat line. I spoke too soon. Good lord could there be a bigger disparity between the good and bad qb’s this week? Sweet Jebus.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Not when we’re told he plays like a veteran.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
if your fantasy team is counting on hasselbeck to succeed your already in deep shit
October 18th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
No way on earth is Russell better than Sanchez. Never. I’ve watched that fatso fumble and throw too many passes 5 yards from receivers. Sanchez is a rookie, don’t forget. These games are to be expected 6 games in.
Does it matter? Even Jr High Qb’s are laughing at these momos.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Wow that’s a pick six, gotta hold on.
Sanchez is awful.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Why is he putting a pause between San and Chez?
October 18th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Not really. It’s pretty comical.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Nice drop Braylon.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
INTERCEPTION NUMBER FOUR!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Four… Wow.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
going to the nearest roof
October 18th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Holy lord.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Hahaha wow the Titans are a fucking hot mess.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
4th pick. Holy Moly.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
The Raiders are about to beat the Eagles.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
I-N-T-S, PICKS PICKS PICKS!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Holy shit both third and fourth downs were drops by Edwards.
So, yall still like that trade?
October 18th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Next time Sanchez smiles you’re gonna see a turd pop out of his mouth from the Bills DB’s who kicked his shit clear up and out
He DOES play like Broadway Joe though: all hype and a lot of INT’s
October 18th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
uno dos tres quatro.
/is it still hispanice heritage month?
October 18th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Is that the melody from For Whom The Bell Tolls?
October 18th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
JaMarcus Russell sure takes a good knee.
Cannot wait for Andy Reid’s press conference.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
fuck you ivy league!!!!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Glad both Shit York teams are shitting the bed.
What is the conversion of Buffalo scoring 13? 50 for a real team?
October 18th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
San….chez…..
October 18th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Patriots just got absolutely ROBBED of a safety. Vince Young has no football smarts.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
im officially out of TBL’s suicide pool. Thank you, Andy Reid, Donovan.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
fuck you ivy league!!!!
The Bills lead the league in smart, white untalented white guys
October 18th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Cool. Please drink more all winter there.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Another “Ohhhhh myyyy!” from Enberg on that return. How many for this game? I stepped out to work out.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Soooooo, any debate that the Saints are not the BEST. TEAM. IN. THE. LEAGUE? Hmmm? TBL, where are you lurking? Waiting for some lofty explanations here…
October 18th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
“Sanchez has probably never been booed before”
He better get used to it. Sounds like it’s gonna be a regular occurrence
October 18th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
HORRIBLE challenge for a ten yard difference when it would leave you with one time out. Wow.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
What an idiot Ryan is.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Rex Ryan is a buffoon. What a joke.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Yes. In the enduring though apparently faded mould of talented white guys such as Steve Tasker, Marv Levy, Mark Kelso, Don Beebe, others …
October 18th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Colts want a say in that. Buy Saints do look nice.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
But he does not have the Nehru/fur coat. Yet.
/Another hyped Jets quarterback thrives win or lose
//TBL Homerism 101 — It’s A Short Course Thankfully
October 18th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Bills get this 1st down, Jets lose because Rex Ryan burned a timeout challenging for 10 yards.
Herm Edwards says thank you.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Yes. A steamin’ hot pile of shit, only without the steam because it’s snowing in Foxboro still I think.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
You know, if they put one of those Metal Gear Solid nano-mics in the ref’s throat, the wind wouldn’t be an issue.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Hoping we won’t see Rex and Tony Gandolfini having a post-game buffet at Vesuvio’s
/Mangina’d
October 18th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
holy shit the jets might lose to buffalo
October 18th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Why wouldn’t they run another play to center the ball? This is a retard fest.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
It’s the Bills. This will probably end in a tie.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Ouch. Lofa Tatupu tore a titty.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
wow.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
lmao. Not even close.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
If they centered it, that’s good.
Yep, I’m a better coach than Jauron./
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
BILLS FAIL
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
This field goal is no gimme. Believe me, a 45-yard field goal when it is cold is hard even at this level.
/My record is 44 yards, but not in a game
/Can drop kick 40+ yards though
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Good thing Rex is facing an even worse coach in Dick Jauron. Settling for a 46 yarder in the MEADOWLANDS?!?!? What a jerk.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Oh, Bills.
jpq now on suicide watch.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
rex ryan does his best wade phillips impression
October 18th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
What a treat. We get another quarter of this pile of vomit.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Why did the Bills trot out Scott Norwood instead of Rian Lindell for that?
October 18th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Jets will win and Sanchez’s fraudulent nature gets overlooked. Life isn’t fair.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Oh, Bills.
jpq now on suicide watch.
I’m way beyond suicide watch. I have come to expect this. The Bills had them dead last year and gave up a JP Loss-man sack/fumble for TD to lose in the last minutes
October 18th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Well JPQ if you had skin on Buffalo +10, be very happy please. The O/U was a measly 38, and with the under hitting that should tell you enough about the kwality of these teams.
That’s kwality because their offenses are K-Mart material too.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
this weekend has led me to like football less.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
In these conditions, 40-yard field goal or less I say. Otherwise punt out-of-bounds well inside the 20 and play defense.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Will the Sanchise complete the meltdown with a pick 6 on his 5th INT of the day? Or will that billboard make even more sense in western NY tomorrow?
/clears throat
//loud, booming movie voice
Next, on as the AFC EAST TURNS!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
braylon edwards mutherfucker
October 18th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Why did the Bills trot out Scott Norwood instead of Rian Lindell for that?
they needed to put Steve Christie in a Ted Williams-like cryogenic freezer
October 18th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
JPQ for those shorter kicks under 45 yards, get me a tryout? And for punter too please?
October 18th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
leon washington mutherfucker
October 18th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
another overtime game ending with the first team to get the ball
October 18th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Fuckin Bills. Jets will win.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Paolo: I don’t gamble. Makes life simpler, and I have enough other vices to worry about
October 18th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Paul Pozluzny is made of glass. Fragile glass.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
holding!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
WOwwww. HOrrible penalty.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
SANCHOKE
October 18th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
miss this shit
October 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
BALLSY
October 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
LMFAO
October 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
what a terrible call!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Who is calling these plays? Frank Beamer?
October 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
I can’t watch this garbage.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
WAIT…. WHAT. THE. FUCK. WAS. THAT.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my god this is a poop show.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
good job buddy!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Oh wow just fucked up the snap
October 18th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
I’m done with football for today. I dont feel like pukin more than I’ve had to the past 5 days. Later guys.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
JerseyYo and TBL now on Suicide Watch as jpq takes a half step back from the edge.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
this is just a terrible game of football
October 18th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
They had plenty of success passing, so of course, run that shit up the middle. Idiots.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Redemption for JPQ …should not have tried the very long field goal in these conditions anyway.
Punt inside the 20 and play defense and fuck the fans as usual on that sort of call. See my comment 296 above and told you so. TBL tweet them on to the Jets’ staff should they even get another chance.
Real justice would be for this awful game to end in a tie to make a running for the worst game ever.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
JerseyYo and TBL now on Suicide Watch as jpq takes a half step back from the edge
NDub: After Purdue’s improbable win yesterday, I’m playing w/ house money. This would be icing on the cake…a fucking great tasting cake, I might add
October 18th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
The Bills are one of those teams that can make their opponent play down to their horrid level on a weekly basis, which is a gift from God, I guess
October 18th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
sanchez looks terrible
October 18th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Sanchez looks like he’s playing Oregon State again
October 18th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
jpq- You’re an alum, I’m guessing. As am I. Well… sort of. My degree is Purdue but I got it at a satellite campus in Fort Wayne. Same curriculum and shit, just different locale. Definitely not a fan, though. Ha.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS AWFUL
October 18th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
But congrats on that huuuuuuuge win. Now you got shit-talking rights over Spencer until next season.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
NDub: Yeah, West Laugh-a-lot. Business Mgmt & Technology
October 18th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
wow another interception.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
DUDE WHAT THE HELL MAN
October 18th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
SANCHEZ HAS AS MANY INT’S AS THE STEELERS HAVE RINGS!!!!!!
/ONE FOR THE THUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
This is bad.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Moleman that is your cue …
October 18th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I’m convinced if Roscoe Parrish didn’t gift the Browns a free 20 yard FG in the last 2 minutes last week, the Bills would be looking at back to back ties
October 18th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
have the jets hit 20 penalties yet?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
finally someone made a nice play
October 18th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
That’s a catch, gentlemen. Helluva catch.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
JPQ, JPQ, call the doctor if that erection lasts longer than four hours!
/I Think I Love My Wife’d
//Creepy middle-aged man’s voice on too many ads
October 18th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
This one could go either way even after review.
Bear in mind however that Tony Soprano is in the front row.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I was wrong.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
THANK TEBOW ITS OVER
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
LOL. Did anyone just hear Dick Enberg’s balls drop?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
JPQ JPQ call the doctor! TOUGH kick damn! Unless you have tried it in this weather, you don’t know how hard it is to make such a kick.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Nice to see the only team that actually is from New York pull one out. Jets fans, the honeymoon is officially over.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
They should have kept it a one-night stand, but those Jets’ types never learn do they? But they have Braylon boo-yah call that fuck Cramer!