Amanda Beard Looks …
Uncategorized June 7th. 2007, 3:45pmHere’s swimmer/playmate Amanda Beard on Dave Letterman Tuesday night. Her voice is kind of … how do we put this politely … grating. Though she’s kind of hot, there’s a certain quality about her that we think you’ll notice. Anyone?
Also, if anyone in New York wants to stalk her, or just get their Playboy autographed, she’ll be at the Virgin Megastore in Times Square on June 14 at noon. This is a public service announcement (or free advertising) for the folks at Playboy, who should now be cool when we link up the nude photos of Beard, which should be plastered all over the net sometime in the next 48 hours when the magazine goes on sale.
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June 7th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Either what appears to be a sense of humor, man shoulders, or the fact that she could fit an entire leg in her mouth. I didn’t say which number.
June 7th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Dare I say, she appears to be taking her hair and makeup cues from Lindsay Lohan.
June 7th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
She is made completely out of plastic?
June 7th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
yeah, i’d hit it
June 7th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Nice use of “Legs” by the band…
But yea…she’s got a ton of teeth
June 7th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
I like her color. Once you go fake orange-brown, you never go back.
June 7th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Welcome to the board, Rae Carruth’s truck. Love the name.
June 7th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
John Elway looks at her and says she’s got some big teeth.
Gary Dellamonkey says she’s got a lot of teef boff.
Christ, she’s annoying.
June 7th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I didn’t find her voice that grating, but Jesus H. Christ, I wanted to cut her freakin arms off. They were flappin around with every word that came out of her mouth! I felt like I was watching the little person in the “hearing impaired box” doing bimbo sign language.
June 7th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
she could stand to get some public speaking training. but, it’s a definite yes. she’s a freaking 7-time Olympic medalist and reasonably attractive!!
June 7th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
The thought I had as I watched that was, “Wow…she really needs to not speak”. A smoking hot POA, nonetheless.
Another I would love to see make the leap to Playboy: Jamie Sale.
http://www.sports-wired.com/women/showPhoto.asp?ID=435
June 7th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
orange you glad i didn’t say orange?
so Eraser. that’s the one with Jimmy Caan, right?
June 7th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
she looks like a dude
June 7th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
…like a tangerine.
June 7th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
“No jokes about my name, okay Joel?”
June 7th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Was her mother a mutter ? Get it , this is funny .
June 7th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Why the Jet Black Hair? Looks fake.
June 7th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
I watched her on there the other night. Dear God, someone shut her up. Thank God Playboy can’ talk.
June 7th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
I haven’t seen the playboy pics yet but I am pretty sure is a dude.
June 7th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Let’s just be thankful she didn’t laugh more, holy hell.
June 7th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Are we still talking about ARod’s shemale?
June 7th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Barbaro is still alive!
June 7th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
You could use her mouth as a Jay Kordich Juiceman Juice Maker.
June 7th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
She looks orange enough to be Tony Kornheiser’s daughter.
June 8th, 2007 at 1:45 am
She’s fairly good looking, in great shape and yes she slightly resembles Mr.Ed laughing but the one thing that really stood out for me, quite frankly the woman sounds like a fuckin moron. But outside of having the same IQ as waterwings, she’s a yes.
June 8th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Fairly attractive, but really doesn’t measure up to the “jessica albas” of the world. In other words, if beauty was an Olympic sport she probably wouldn’t qualify for the finals.
I also couldn’t imagine the torture of suffering through a conversation with this airhead. Maybe if I got a royalty everytime “stoked” or “awesome” came from within the vacuum between her ears.
Of course in no way does that mean I won’t be perusing the “nudes” once they come online.