We’ll make this brief since NOTHING HAPPENED. We’ve just conducted an informal poll of all eight of our friends via phone, text, and IM. The consensus was that the Finale was a colossal letdown. We’ll admit that we haven’t been passionately following the show, but this season we tuned in. We were on the edge of our seats as Tony walked into the diner. As yelled at the picture tube, this is what was said:

‘That’s the killer’
‘Gotta be that guy’
‘He’s got the gun hidden in the bathroom – like the Godfather!’
‘Do we really need a lesson in how not to double park by Meadow?’

And then nothing happened. The first three people we spoke with said the same thing: ‘I thought my cable went out!’

Call us naive, but how does a mobster whose ‘family’ is on the verge of extinction not even pull the trigger in the final episode? We did enjoy the kid vomiting after Phil got shot in the head and run over, but that’s about it.

Hey, only eight months till ‘Lost’ returns!