The Roundup: In Honor of Father’s Day, Athletes and Their Many, Many Illegitimate Kids
Uncategorized June 14th. 2007, 11:20am
Anyone else out there have a serious crush on Penelope Cruz? So when a friend forwarded us this photo of Cruz leaving some chi-chi Hollywood club with Shakira, we had to share. For starters, Shakira may be the sexiest performer in the history of music. Admit it – when Hips Don’t Lie comes on, you instantly hit the mute button and gawk, slack-jawed in amazement, wondering how a human can gyrate like that. And perhaps you ask yourself whether or not regular girls with her dancing ability exist. Huh? Bud Selig? Game Four? What? Oh, back to sports.
Extensive and surprising list of athletes and their illegitimate kids. Steve Garvey, Santonio Holmes, Peja, Willis McGahee, and of course, Matt Leinart, among others. (100 Percent Injury Rate)
Lots and lots of anger toward Colin Cowherd. (Serious Dismay)
Rightfully, the NCAA is getting drilled for booting the blogger. (USA Today)
Those 1994 Montreal Expos were a helluva team. (Bad Choice Milk)
Kelly Rowland – who used to be engaged to Cowboys safety Roy Williams – has moved on to another athlete, Manchester United soccer player Kieran Richardson. (Young, Black & Fabulous)
Steve Nash interviews French soccer star Thierry Henry. (Page 2)
Cheerleaders are much hotter now than they used to be. (SI.com)
A logo fight between NC State and Nevada. (News Observer)
Guess Venus Williams isn’t dating that white golfer; it’s sex boat superstar Bryant McKinnie. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
Dan Marino is definitely not the next Spielberg. Or Haggis. (Sports by Brooks)
LeBron’s girlfriend has his second kid. (Plain-Dealer)
On those Adam Dunn-to-the-Yankees rumors. (On the Show)
Fantasy baseball flops through 60 games. (Big Shirtless Rob)
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June 14th, 2007 at 11:51 am
I would totally go for the Indiana, Auburn, Ohio State and USC girls of the past.
As for LeBron’s kid, now the Cavs can stop tanking so he won’t miss it. Watch out San Antonio!
June 14th, 2007 at 11:56 am
TBL, you’ve never been to a strip club in Atlanta have you? lol Trust me, regular girls can gyrate like that.
June 14th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Nope, never a strip club in Atlanta. Better talent than Tampa? Tampa’s got talent. Lots.
June 14th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Really cool interview with Nash and Henry.
June 14th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I’ll vouch for Atlanta talent. As a NY transplant there for two years, the ladies at the Pink Pony and authentic soul food were the only two things that made life tolerable in a place where I had to endure the tomahawk chop and oppressive humidity.
June 14th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
I’m not a big fan of Shakira but she is fairly hot…i would take Penelope Cruz first 10 out of 10 times…
June 14th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
did you see the cameltoe on the broad from kentucky in picture #5…simply amazing.
June 14th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I’ve never been to Tampa, but Atlanta’s got supreme talent and depth. They’re like USC tailbacks, everywhere you turn you see an All-American.
June 14th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Braves game / Mako / Pink Pony was the agenda for my bachelor party in Atl, and I’d recommend that to everyone of you on the east coast
June 14th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Thanks for the reminder TBL, I didn’t have weekend plans … but now I do. Time to load up on dollar bills and pull the Pac Man jersey out of the closet.
Actually only been to 3 around Tampa. IMO, the Penthouse Club was the best. Especially after this little cutie gave me a free t-shirt that was convienently wrapped around her assets. Oddessy 2001 was good too. The other was a dump.
June 14th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
SI picked the wrong (yet so, so right) picture of a current OSU cheerleader.
June 14th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Braves games are atrocious. Day games are intolerable because of the heat. Night games are humid and I always ended up in a section with some douchbag on his cellphone who didn’t care about the game (like most Atlanta “fans”).
Still, the Pink Pony was the best strip club I’ve been to (don’t let people sell you on Cheetah – it’s unnecessarily pretentious). The Pony was egalitarian…college kids, businessmen, Mexican day laborers together enjoying a common bond.
June 14th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Penelope Cruz – absolutely! I actually was able to make it through Volver by staring at her in every scene. She is a goddess. Tom Cruise is an idiot.
June 14th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I dig 70’s chicks.
Those belly button ring holes are fugly, IMO.
June 14th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Shakira Shakira most def.
June 14th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
That illegitimate father’s list was something to behold. From what I have heard, several professional athletes suffered financial setbacks, one being Evander Holyfield, who had to declare bankruptcy, while Ricky Williams found a way to burn through $3.5 million. Jason Kidd found out the hard realities of pro ball life when he signed his first NBA contract. The mother of his child quit her airline ticket desk job and then filed for child support the day after the ink dried. They should talk to Derek Jeter who seems to have avoided the daddy baby trap but still has plenty of fun with the ladies. I have feeling he goes through a check list with the date that includes proof of birth control or his own back up package.
June 14th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Definitely an interesting piece where Nash interviews Henry.
And, Penelope Cruz…yes…incredible looking woman.
June 14th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Oh, what the Cavs wouldn’t give to have Spermanator Shawn Kemp coming off the bench right now.
No pun intended on the “coming off the bench” portion of the comment.
June 14th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Glassyarddog – she has never looked better than she did in Volver…absolutely stunning…and, Shakira could fall off the side of a bridge and i would still check the Big Lead first that day…
June 14th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
MANY regular girls can move like (or even better than) Shakira, starting with any decently talented belly-dancer, female entertainers from the Middle East, Arabic music video-vixens etc…
That’s why Shakira is hot, but nothing that special. Anybody from that part of the world will agree: turn on any of their music stations and you’ll see dozens of smokin hot girls dance like that.