katie-cassidy-new-melrose-placeFrom the new Melrose Place: Katie Cassidy … idiot flashes cash at a bar, gets held up in the parking lot … on this night, the President wasn’t the biggest draw in town … Will the money ever trickle down? No … Red Sox underwear for sale … allegation: Blockbuster boss offered a promotion to see boobs … really high BAC for a guy in a recliner … two years later, she’s recanting a story that sent six people to jail … if you had all those drugs in your car, wouldn’t you obey the speed limit? … most emailed story to us yesterday …in case you hadn’t seen the other January Jones GQ photos

Okafor’s not making a good impression on the Hornets. (Yahoo)

A simple rule to help MLB postseason telecasts – get the best announcers available. (NYT)

RIP Soupy Sales. (LA Times)

Dionte Christmas, the former Temple sharpshooter, is arrested for driving without a license and with a loaded gun. (Daily News)

Take your shots at Duke while you can – Blue Devils could return to glory starting next year. (Yahoo)

A really, really long read on Joe Paterno, but it’s a good one. Like the Wolverines over the Nittany Lions this weekend. (SI)

John Feinstein takes a whack at the BCS pinata. (Feinstein on the Brink)

Jay Glazer is a fan of Cindy Crawford. (Twitter)

Kentucky fans holding their breath over John Wall’s eligibility. (ESPN)

Dissecting the latest Bill Simmons interview. (The Arena)

Tommy Bowden has a good sense of humor. (CGB)

Actively rooting for shitty weather at the World Series. (Tampa Trib)

Phillies fan falls off a cab. Ouch?

Ha!

Old, but bone-crunching.