Tiger’s Tight Fuchsia Shirt
Golf June 18th. 2007, 1:57pm
French class. High school. We were nerdy. A thinks-he’s-cool senior taking a class chock full of underclassmen is seated near us. We become friends. One day, he nods in the direction of a female and says, ‘did you sne that?’ Oblivious, we asked, ’see what?’ Him: ‘No, sne. Spontaneous nipple erection.’
Tiger Woods’ Sunday sartorial selection made us think of this tale from yesteryear. Even though we won last week’s Tiger v. Field bet, is there really much to talk about besides El Tigre’s nipply, tight-fuchsia number that looks like something more suited for a Saturday at Manhole than Sunday at Oakmont? Let’s see him try to pull this off at Augusta!
Besides Tiger’s enhanced guns – speaking of, when are those PGA ‘roid tests coming? – three cheers go out to Angel Cabrera for sitting in the clubhouse and watching as Tiger missed a birdie put that would have forced a playoff. Talk about sweating out your first major. Don’t cry for him, Argentina.
Cabrera is last man standing at Oakmont (Golf Digest)
US Open Live Blog (ESPN.com)
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June 18th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Yeah, Nike really set dude up this time.
Is not having sweat touch your torso really worth looking like a guest photographer on “America’s Next Top Model?”
June 18th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I think the shirt is kind of dope. It’s meant to keep him from sweating.
P.S. I don’t think you won your Tiger-vs-the Field bet, I think Tiger lost that bet. I wouldn’t be going around with the “I told you so” attitude.
Also, am I the only one that doesn’t think his “big guns” are that big. Surely they are bigger than your average PGA golfer and clearly they are larger than they were before. But people are talking like he’s walking around with Bill Kazmaier.
June 18th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Bitch tits.
June 18th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Angel Cabrera will forever be known as “Smokey” Carbrera to me. Seeing him walk up 18, puffing on a square, then tossing it in the middle of the fairway was priceless. It sure beats watching robo-Tiger. Jim Rome says it best: “The course looks good, my swing feels good, I like my chances…”
June 18th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Do you think Tiger tamed his dragon with this shirt on while looking in the mirror? You know, to release the pressure of playing in the U.S. Open.
June 18th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Just be glad Camillo Villegas hasn’t worn a shirt like that yet.
June 18th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Villegas?
How much to sponser John Daly in one of those shirts?
Would be classic with the Hooters logo.
June 18th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Fuchsia? Yikes! Just say red and leave it at that! Red and black are Tiger’s championship colors. The guy pumps weights and works out. Obviously, he forgot to hit the putting green.
June 19th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
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