Football And Glistening Boogers Take You Into The Night
Baseball, College Football October 24th. 2009, 8:03pm
Charlie Weis is probably one of those guys that absolutely refuses to wipe his face until the end of his meal, if he even wipes it all. And that’s fine, he can do what he wants on his own time. He can bathe in BacOs and blue cheese and wear a Bread Bowl as a shower cap for all we care.
But Charlie, when you’re on national television, particularly when NBC has HD cameras zooming in on your face, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to bring a hanky. It can even have “CW HC of ND” embroidered on it. Just bring one and use it. Thanks much.
Tonight there will be no baseball at Yankee Stadium, which means 14.7% of the commenters on this site are currently disappointed.
There will be plenty of football though, so throw on your drinking sombrero and start throwing hail marys to yourself.
Vanderbilt at South Carolina and Iowa at Michigan State are already in progress, and these guys are just getting underway:
Florida @ Mississippi State, ESPN, 7:30pm
Auburn @ LSU, ESPN2, 7:30pm — Announcers are Mark Jones and Bob Davie. Probably gonna need some death metal.
Oregon State @ USC, ABC, 8pm – Heather Cox will be there. Is she the next Shelley Smith?
Texas @ Missouri, ABC, 8pm — Hopefully Kirk Herbstreit wears a shirt that matches his eyes.
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October 24th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
What an informative post.
/vomits.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Even worse than the glistening boogers was the fact that he actually LICKED HIS UPPER LIP a few seconds later!!!!
/hurls violently
October 24th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I gave you your sports viewing options, not much else to give you other than boogers.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
fyi thats gristle on his face not snot
October 24th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Mitchell is sacked and fumbles at his own 2. UH recovers. Mitchell hurt. Are you fucking kidding me.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
It gets really bad when you click on the pic.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Anyone realize Erin Andrews interview Urban Meyer in a hotel hallway on Gameday this morning? Maybe she requested the room next to Urban’s.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
UH TD. 14-0. Pretty sure I saw a UH player slap the side judge on the ass as he called a TD. Wtf?
October 24th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Does June Jones ever teach QBs to throw the goddman ball away? Holy shit. This is looking bad.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Cool clip of John Bonham. Van Damm= the Jerry Rice of Vice-President saving security guards who are former goalies.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Well Florida already won.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Or not. Stopped.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Nice seeing the words “Glistening Boogers” on my tab every time I look up or refresh.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
So June Jones is going to rotate a red shirt freshman and a true freshman at quarterback. Nope, don’t see anything that can go wrong with this.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
So June Jones is going to rotate a red shirt freshman and a true freshman at quarterback. Nope, don’t see anything that can go wrong with this.
Hey honey! I’ve got a great name for our little boy: June! What the deuce? Hopefully it’s a family name. At least he lives in Hawaii.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Wow. What a fucking atrocious call. Pass to Sanders is ruled a TD on the field. The refs review it, and then rule that….it was an incomplete pass. How is that possible? The call was whether it was a TD or not. The replay officials have been terrible so far and we’re not even to halftime yet.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
how many times did charlie get pushed down in the snow and couldnt get up when he was a kid like randy from a christmas story? gotta be in thousands right?
October 24th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Hey honey! I’ve got a great name for our little boy: June! What the deuce? Hopefully it’s a family name. At least he lives in Hawaii.
It is. It’s June Sheldon Jones III.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
The ball is thrown behind the Houston receiver but it’s PI on SMU because he grabbed the receiver’s arm at the last second. Someone introduce these officials to the concept of an uncatchable pass.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
100 yard pick 6 for Miss St. 13-10
October 24th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Holy shit
October 24th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
isnt miss st consistently one of the worst teams in division I
October 24th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
24-3 UH. Why hello Dogfish Head Midas Touch. You’ll help zoothe my anger won’t you?
October 24th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
It is. It’s June Sheldon Jones III.
Well there you go. Apologies to the Jones family. Im sure grandpa June was a tough SOB.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Charlie Weis ought to be fired just for that booger. Any man who can’t manage to wipe his nose then surely can’t manage a Division I football team.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Hernia: The Domers pulled it out, huh?
October 24th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Im sure grandpa June was a tough SOB.
With a name like June, I think you’d pretty much have to be in order to pass your name onto two successive generations.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
wow sick catch by usc receiver
October 24th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Holy God, the Gopher Hockey team is going to be bad this year.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
They’re not that bad. Better than Vandy. It’s just playing in the SEC just about guarantees them 6 L’s. Usually a tough D, but no offense.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Why hello Dogfish Head Midas Touch
October 24th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Aw fuck, don’t say that. The Wild are bad enough.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Why hello Dogfish Head Midas Touch
hey, you fucking Bud Light
October 24th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
well that went really well. i meant to refer to beer drinking by commenting that i tooo have been drinking good beer all day. we had our third annual halloween party for little kids and their folks, and since my wife works at whole foods, we get good bber inthe house. crafty, halloween themed beer that is 8% alcohol and up. i’m driunk and have been since early afternoon
October 24th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
not that yopu could tell by my typing
October 24th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
yeah Hawkeye, they are absolute dogshit. Lucia gonna be done soon?
October 24th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
you a fan cabbage? iowa about to go down 10 3
October 24th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
jpq: I guess you didn’t end up going.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
How do the refs bail out UF tonight?
October 24th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Anybody else see the hit Mike Richards just laid on David Booth? Wow.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Jersey: long story (and long week). Had to bail on going
October 24th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
look i understand the Tebow media love, but are commentators told to say shit about him or do they somehow get hypnotized and just bleat like sheep? whoever the seocnd guy in the booth is, he talked about how he’s never seen a tougher or more intense competitor that tebow inn his 30-some years of college football. dude, read some Israel Gutierrez
October 24th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
haha griese apologized for his taco comment. not surprised if they suspend him. i had to rewind it to make sure i heard him right the first time.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
With two national titles? No chance.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
jpq: hope everything’s ok.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
yeah, not griese, the other guy said that stupid shit just before kickoff. and I though griese was still in the nfl. maybe confused with simms
October 24th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
24-3 UH at halftime. Should be 24-10. Sanders has dropped 4 passes. Defense is breaking too much. SMU has lost two fumbles. Fuck my life.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Worked in Iowa during the Hayden Fry years. They’ll tease Sparty and pull it out at the end.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
meant of miss st
October 24th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
So the fans are going to be fine if Minnesota misses the NCAA tournament 2 years in a row? Fine by me.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
jpq: hope everything’s ok.
yeah, I’m good thx. check out the TBL after Dark last night
October 24th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Jpq my boy ryan bader is fighting on spiketv right now first fight was entertaining check it out.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I know I’m the only one who cares but Temple is up 39-17 over Toledo in the 3rd. Going for 5 in a row for the first time in frickin forever.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
With a name like June, I think you’d pretty much have to be in order to pass your name onto two successive generations.
Bill Simmons would probably call it the “Boy Named Sue” corollary.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
+1
October 24th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I live in Alabama now. I enjoy the intensity of SEC football.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Fetch – I’d say “Doug Woog ain’t walking through that door!” but um… he never really won anything.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Jpq my boy ryan bader is fighting on spiketv right now first fight was entertaining check it out.
mrejr: I would, but wifey is on the big boy TV near this computer watching the DVR of Curb Your Enthusiasm from Sunday night.
/Denise Handicapped
//Wendy Wheelchair’d
October 24th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
so lame roughing the passer wipes away oregon st pick
October 24th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
ah well you got a little bit. tell her to hurry up.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
+1
Groovy. My first point. I’m going for the Super Nintendo up on the top shelf!
/Chuck E Cheese’d
October 24th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
or record it
October 24th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
I hate Mike Patrick. Drinking game: every time he uses the unbearably tired phrase “are you kidding me!!!” take a shot. You will be a corpse by 9 o’clock pacific time.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Miss State ties it up. This is getting interesting.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
or record it
just did, thx.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
go bulldogs. i know fla can still play for a national title if they lose once, but no way can tebow continue to be a heisman candidate. mark ingram for president
October 24th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I like Mike Patrick. But he definitely goes over the top from time to time.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
think miss st needed a td to have any chance
October 24th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I would love nothing more than to see Florida’s smug self assurance wiped away by a loss to Mississippi State tonight.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
BADER IS ON.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
A Florida-Alabama SEC title game is going to be an absolute snoozefest.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Matt Barkley totally reminds me of Zack Morris. I’m just waiting for him to whip out a cell phone the size of a walk in closet.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Uh returns the opening half kick for a TD. So glad I didn’t make the trip to this game.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
no way rs–you’ll stay awake for the showdown between tebow and ingram!
tebow will tell the defense to tackle ingram. ingram will try not to be tackled! one will win the heisman because of these efforts!
October 24th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Yikes. He’s from Newport Beach and went to Mater Dei. Talk about the douchbag double. Anyone from SoCal knows what I mean. Probably those who aren’t too.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Iowa had 1st and goal from the 1 and ended up kicking a field goal. THE BIG 10 IS SO EXCITING!!!!!
October 24th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Am I crazy for actively looking at the ACC bowl tie-ins to figure out which bowl game I’d rather travel to?
October 24th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
So Byu beats Oklahoma, the same Oklahoma that lost to Miami and Texas, then BYU got destroyed by Florida State and TCU at home.
Are any of those teams any good because I can’t figure it out anymore.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
I’m hoping for two of TCU, Boise and Cincy to play in the title game
October 24th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
tcu makes a nice gift
/bull durham’d
October 24th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Long completion, SMU nearly scores but Johnson fumbles before he can cross the goaline. Good Christ.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Bama has to get by LSU first. I think they pose more of a problem, in that they have good enough athletes to score on offense, defense, and special teams AND are not that predictable. With Florida, you spy Tebow with two LB and force him to beat you with the pass. I don’t think his arm is strong enough not to get picked off by the Bama DBs.
Bama’s offensive philosophy has me dumbfounded. How can you be a running team and NEVER throw play action? This fascination with trying to throw the fade to Julio JOnes on the goal line is becoming a joke. Run the damn ball. If you have to pass, try the stop fade. McElroy can’t see wide open receivers. At least Bama has a FG kicker.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Depending on the outcome of the Florida game it could be an interesting BCS poll. Iowa and Boise St. too.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Mississippi State is Tebow-ing Tebow! Mind? Blown.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
I left the Gopher game after it hit 2-0 with 16 minutes lkeft in the second. I’ve seen high school player play better. I think that Lucia is done
October 24th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Here’s where Florida puts this game away. This has 8 minute drive with a TD written all over it. That sack was a killer.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
That’s what I think Hawkeye. It’s obviously not recruiting.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Wait, just saw the boxscore…how did ND end up +5 in the turnover battle and only win by 4?
October 24th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Miss St just doesn’t have any talent on offense.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
it’s been buggin me and i realized what TBL needs finally, thanks hawkeye—a college hockey writer! boston u., north dakota state, UAB!
October 24th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I can barely watch this shit anymore. Come on Miss. State. I\’m relying on you to cause the upset since it ain’t happenin in Houston tonight.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Fetch – nope. I dunno what it is. Something has changed, and I don’t know what.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
University of Alabama-Birmingham??????????
October 24th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
TG- just see the picture at the top of this post. Should explain a lot.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
UND??!! Ugh
October 24th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
vezina- It’s Alabama-Huntsville who has the team.
Hawkeye, I think we both know North Dakota is winning the national title this year.
/maybe
October 24th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Holy shit! Anybody see that hit?
October 24th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
cabbage, i swear i read an SI article about UAB hockey a decade ago, about how unlikely it was for that school to be good. i thought i’d be insidering you
October 24th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Hmmm. If i’m Stafon Johnson, I wouldn’t be getting under any barbells any time soon. Pardon my french, but fuck that shit.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
thanks beadle
October 24th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Fetch – you’re using that farn subsidy money for booze again, aren’t you?
October 24th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
That was a scary hit in the Iowa game, I hate that helmet to helmet contact rule but that was the right call. The Iowa guy was straight up and not bent over and the MSU dude just went up high.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
haha, well that’s beside the point. We’re super good this year. Genoway is winning the Hobey too.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
that hit was sick. glad to see he was ok though
October 24th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
So is Florida just not that good?
October 24th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
rs, did he twitch? or do that straight-arm-in-the-air concussion pose?
cuz if not, the hit was lame
October 24th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Definitely one of those holy shit type of moments.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Hey who’s ready for Iowa to be number 4 in the BCS tomorrow!!!! Pitiful.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
he did exactly that
October 24th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
I live in B’ham, but only for the last 4 years. We don’t even have a minor league team here. Too bad. An ECHL team full of goons would pack the arena full of “Good Ol boys” drinkin beer and cheering the fights.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
I changed the channel. I don’t have time for medical timeouts.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
special teams is non-existent in the sec
October 24th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
That was fucking retarded. Go for it if you’re going to go for it.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Mullen can’t go for it there. The risk/reward isn’t big enough. Big deal if they get a 1st down on their own 30. Stupid.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
An ECHL team full of goons
like the macon whoopees? or the louisiana swampfrogs?
October 24th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Kevin Sumlin challenges a complete pass with a 28 point lead. UH trying to stamp out any spirit that SMU has left. Thanks guys!
October 24th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
I think he forgot he wasn’t coaching Tebow anymore. Not a smart move.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1×1mvb2W23Q/St9UJ9jydnI/AAAAAAAACLg/yPMDWw154nc/s1600/fox2.jpg
awesome, I live in one of the gray areas. no four oclock fox game for me, thanks a lot carolina/buffalo
October 24th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
LSU is destroying Auburn. Where’s your messiah now Guz Malzahn?
October 24th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
You got it.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
that was a fumble…
October 24th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
These are ugly field goal kicks by Murray.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Miss State’s tackling is nice. Too bad they’re going to lose because they’re offense can only score 6 points.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
move out of the boonies moleman
October 24th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Louisiana Ice Gators? Live from the CajunDome!!
October 24th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Florida probably just sealed it. Miss. State’s defense has been great tonight, but their offense looks like shit. And I’m watching the SMU game, so I know what a shit offense looks like.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
my town is named “boone” for a reason
October 24th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
What ever happened to that Chase Daniels homo?
October 24th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
So RDU still gets the 4 o’clock game?
October 24th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Nice third down lateral by Michigan State.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
move out of the boonies moleman
my town is named “boone” for a reason
named after Daniel, Pat or Debbie, mole?
October 24th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Looks that way. Few bars here that have Sunday Ticket so no biggie I guess, but I’d rather not sit in a sports bar.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
What ever happened to that Chase Daniels homo?
He started reading his New Yorker press clippings
/malcom gladwell’d
October 24th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Chase is getting his fudge packed in the French Quarter, I believe
October 24th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
What ever happened to that Chase Daniels homo?
In the spirit of this post, he was also a booger eater.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
It should be worse than it is. Jefferson fumbled on the 1 in the first half. Served them right though. First and goal at the 1 and instead of giving it to your 235 lb RB, Charles Scott, they kept running JJ until he fumbled.
Auburn is going down hill fast. Furman might be the only game they winn the rest of the season and if they take them lightly Furman just might take them.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I wonder if chris mortenson will be tweeting tonight about locker being the top pick. What a tool.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Daniel, he used to camp here. Though Pat would be cooler.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
fuck off iowa
October 24th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Sparty just screwed Iowa. Beautiful
October 24th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
What a bonehead! That ball is out.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Great drive by the Spartans. Cousins really got it together after getting sacked on the first two plays of the drive.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Let’s see if Florida gets another gift from the officials.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
I don’t have the Iowa game, damnit.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
And they do. What a joke.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
The hook and lateral play was awesome.
Sparty deserved it after the horrible call on the blistering hit by MSU that resulted in a 15 yard penalty and 1st down for Iowa on their scoring drive. That was a BRUTAL call.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
I can only hope it’s very quiet at the bars tonight.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Hahahaha hilarious late hit on McCoy, that was a frustration let out.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
The fix is in folks
October 24th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Penalty was the right call by the rulebook. The fumble call was the bad one.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
which bars, romo?
October 24th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Is this a 7 on 7 drill for Iowa? What the hell is michigan state doing? Pressure? No?
October 24th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
IM THE WING KING FROM BUFFALO!
And I’ve wasted my life!
October 24th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
fuckin’ sparty is gonna blow it
October 24th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
The bars I go to in town. They’re always loaded for all the Hawkeye games. The only time I enjoyed being at the bars for Hawkeye games was when they defeated Penn State and everybody got shots on the house.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Well it’s still 31-3 and I’m actually happy. That’s how bad SMU has been. Beer is tasting better by the minute.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
IM THE WING KING FROM BUFFALO!
And I’ve wasted my life!
mole, I know that guy (a little), and you are right-lol
October 24th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
So it comes down to 4th down
October 24th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Nice. If my claim to fame were some affinity for chicken wings (no shame in that) and I couldn’t tell that some shitty pizza joint wings were in fact shitty pizza joint wings, I sure as shit wouldn’t want that on national television.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
jesus christ
October 24th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
FUCK! You gotta be shitting me!
October 24th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
DAMMIT! Could that have been any easier? Jesus Christ.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Sick!
October 24th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
TD OREGON STATE!
Wait I don’t get the cool game.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
and they covered!!!!!!
October 24th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
mole:
check this out to see him in his glory
http://www.buffalowing.com/
October 24th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
lol
October 24th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
SMU did something, not sure what because I flipped over to Miss. St-Florida, but it’s now 31-9 UH leads.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Good lord that site is burning my retinas.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Who knew Iowa/MSU would be the game of the day?
October 24th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Told ya.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
I don’t know about game of the day. Definitely was the finish of the day.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
USC is only up five in the third.
Greatest QB of all time Barkley not playing well.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
i need a dog to kick.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Arizona is carrying Iowa in the BCS rankings. That Arizona/Oregon game is going to determine if Boise can get ahead of Iowa if they win out. An Arizona win and its all over Boise.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
And of course USC scores immediately.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Yeah Meyer, because throwing downfield with a QB that can’t hit a tight spot near your own goal line with a two score lead is clearly a good idea. Ass.
And yeah MSU, running a reverse pass for a 2 point conversion is clearly a better idea. Asses.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
fuck you ABC for my non-HD broadcast. Fuck you for changing the Texas game to shitty USC. The only question here is how Carroll is gonna fuck this one up at the end.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
iowa beat penn state and arizona. name a team with 2 better wins
October 24th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
I’ve always found it funny that UH has students who dressed in jeans and duster jackets with cowboy hats on the sideline. UH is like 5 minutes from downtown Houston and there isn’t a damn prarie anywhere near it.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Tebow threw another pick six.
Goodbye Heisman.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
does tcu have anyone good than can win the heisman?
October 24th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
All hat, no cowboy.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
does tcu have anyone good than can win the heisman?
[checks with national media]
No.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
might have to go to the iowa osu game now
October 24th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Lol. PK thinks Tebow’s a first round pick. Hopefully for comedy’s sake Washington or Oakland takes him in the first.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
just saw bama needed to block a kick to win? damn, everyone sucks.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Graham Harrell is back in it
October 24th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
SMU scores. Goes for 2 and gets sacked. 31-15 UH.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Temple wins their 5th in a row, unfortunately their early season loss to Villinova will probably hurt their chance at a BCS bowl.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
damn oregon st is good
October 24th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
tenn had 3 missed fgs
October 24th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Just more reason for a playoff.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
To be fair, Cody took his helmet off after blocking the potential game winner as time ran out, so Bama should have been penalized and then he would have had 4 missed FG.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
got quicks, he does
October 24th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
mike patrick wants to give barkely the heisman, dude has 7 tds and 4 picks.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
So umm, it’s a weird day for college football in Iowa. With the Hawkeyes winning as time expired, Iowa State winning over Nebraska and Northern Iowa losing to South Dakota State.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
just be grateful mike patrick hasnt brought up how great duke is
October 24th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
just want to point out this chick from the new V is not hot. i remember the first V chick, hot and a great ass.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
To be fair, Cody took his helmet off after blocking the potential game winner as time ran out, so Bama should have been penalized and then he would have had 4 missed FG.
I wonder if it crossed the mind of the Tennessee coaching staff to tell the blockers to see where that big bastard was, and block him. It looked like Lane Kiffin was sure he’s won the game with a minute left, and on the 28 yard line. He let all the time run off the clock for a FG attempt nobody thought was going to get past the line of scrimmage.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Linda Cohn is doing Sportscenter tonight and all I can think of is the BJ story posted earlier in the week and my wife wnats to know why I’m laughing.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Back to Back ACC wins, baby!
October 24th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
browns lost a game because dwayne rudd took his helmet off as the clock expired. kc kicked the game winning field goal next play. rudd went to bama.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Game over. UH beats SMU 38-15. Nothing went right tonight. The dual freshmen QB experiment actually went pretty well, wouldn’t want us to try to repeat it all seson though.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Linda Cohn is doing Sportscenter tonight and all I can think of is the BJ story posted earlier in the week and my wife wnats to know why I’m laughing.
cabbage: this is all I can think of when I see her
/double entendre’d
October 24th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
They’re bitching about how the computers are screwing USC.
Well maybe you don’t lose to a shit UW team …
October 24th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
browns lost a game because dwayne rudd took his helmet off as the clock expired. kc kicked the game winning field goal next play. rudd went to bama.
They weren’t even close to field goal range when Rudd sacked whoever the fuck it was that he sacked that then fumbled (elvis grbac, maybe?). Some bigass lineman rumbled about 20 yards with the ball. Plus the 15 for the flag, and then they lost.
It was beyond pathetic, that play.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
One of the most egregious facemasks you will ever see just went uncalled. Literally ripped the helmet off Rodgers’ head.
OH MY GOD HE JUST SAID “IT IS WHAT IT IS”
October 24th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
This is what I think of when I see Linda Cohn. . .
October 24th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Switched over to Arizona State-Stanford, because the network game is UT-Missouri, which really isn’t even a game. 10-0 Stanford in the second quarter and one of the announcers just described a play as “all swizzle and no stick”.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
yeah dirt its hilarious looking back because of how stupid he was but i was so pissed when it happened. think they actually made the playoffs that year
October 24th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
I am really starting to think college football is fixed to keep the big name teams near the top of the polls.
What a joke.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
rondoman: that’s not nice. She has a beautiful smile
October 24th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
I am really starting to think college football is fixed to keep the big name teams near the top of the polls.
Now what has ever occured in college football to make you think that? Oh yeah….
October 24th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
JPQ: you’re right, didnt realize her smile was so pretty.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
so during the osu game they bring up the nascar leaders like they always do. spielman then said where is juan montoya? then griese laughed and said probably eating a taco somewhere.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
how the fuck is that not a face mask?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
I missed a BJ story earlier in the week? Details, anyone?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
That’s a lot of teeth to get past.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Mike Patrick ( the play by play for USC game) is horrible. His love for Matt Barkley is completely over the top. Hansbrough/Tebowish.
Mark my words Taylor Mays will be moved to LB or he will be a bust in the NFL. His ball skills at the college level are bad. He always seems a step late.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Yeah I heard he apologized at the end of the game, so it’s all good.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
While bad, Corso said that Arkansas “shot their wad” last week and wouldn’t compete with Ole Miss.
Kirk almost fell out of his seat and asked Fowler if that comment was allowed…
I think that was the comment of the day…
October 24th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
That’s not Linda cohn, that’s Sarah Jessica Parker.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Mike Patrick sucks.
He doesn’t even try to mask his love of the teams/players he is covering.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
I missed a BJ story earlier in the week? Details, anyone?
not here, deadspin. knock yourself out.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
This stupid mother fucker just said Kelsey Grammer is the best comedic actor in the world.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
“kelsey grammar is the best comedic actor in the world. fun to watch this year”
the show is supposedly going off the air
October 24th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
All the details are in one of the Steve Phillips posts. It involves Linda Cohn and a young male ESPN intern, supposedly.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Oh, A PERFECT STRIKE by Barkley.
What great pocket presence by Barkley, beautiful timing he is so great and not distracted.
FUCK U James and Patrick
October 24th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Who the fuck said that?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
They have updated that Linda Cohn story to say it was a joke. You know, because theyre scared of lawsuits now.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Only because Soupy Sales died earlier in the week.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
What’s up with these stupid ass late nite shows comin out?
George Lopez and Wanda Sykes are both having their own talkshow or what?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Also, when Mike Patrick speaks, I picture him with the smuggest fucking look on his face. He gives me douche chills.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Canfield is def a top 10 pick in the draft.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
I would absolutely fuck Linda Cohn, she’s got arms that make me think I would actually enjoy a handjob for once.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
If that story had been about Gayle Gardener it would have broken my heart.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
So was Locker this morning.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
What’s up with these stupid ass late nite shows comin out?
George Lopez and Wanda Sykes are both having their own talkshow or what?
mixing up the white married dude who cheats on his wife host structure for one with a once in a while funny Latino guy and a more funny black lesbian woman.
/Rainbow Coalition’d
October 24th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
+1
October 24th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
i hate you
October 24th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
If Lisa Lampinelli gets a talk show, I’m killing someone.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I’ll think of you when I’m painting the back of her throat white.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Did Patrick just say the timeout sticks out there like the old lady you keep in the basement?
WTF???
October 24th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
i heard soupy sales is getting a talk show
October 24th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Though, it really is more of an off-white, is it not/
October 24th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
USC beating Oregon State at home is more impressive than The Allies beating Germany at Normandy.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
YES!!!!
Go Beavers!!!
October 24th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Patrick is terrible.
SC needs to run Bradford.
Will either of the Rogers play in the NFL?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
rich eisen is more attractive than linda cohn
October 24th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Is Oregon States offense always this good??? They are tearing up USC.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
John Elway is a more attractive horse than Linda Cohn.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
I used to fuck guys like you in jail.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
if only that animal lb for oregon st didnt rough the passer on the int deep in usc territory
October 24th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
If the Angels can somehow win game 6 tomorrow, Lackey could go on 3 days rest in game 7.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Did Patrick just say the timeout sticks out there like the young boy you keep in the basement?
/John Wayne Gacy’d
//”another kid in the crawl” to “another brick in the wall”
///other than cabbage and dirt, you guys are too young to remember
October 24th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
“They’re going to use every second … they … possibly … can”
*ball snapped with four seconds left on play clock*
October 24th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
The best is Patrick saying that USC is using every second they possibly can and then they snap it with 5 seconds on the play clock.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
The movie “Gacy” is remarkable.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
So how bout them SEC refs?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
I have to disagree, the Germans were very good at blitzing.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
That Dave Wannstedt sure looks like a football coach.
/Duffy’d
October 24th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
“They’re going to use every second … they … possibly … can”
*ball snapped with four seconds left on play clock*
Yes but do you have an announcer who uses the expression “all swizzle and no stick”?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Carroll is going to call for a pass here.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Patrick has no idea that if you wait until the play clock goes out to snap the ball it’s real fucking easy to jump the snap.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
FUCK YOU PATRICK!!!
WE FUCKING GET IT!!! Time is a factor. You dont need to bring it up every 15 goddam seconds.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
USC beating Oregon State at home is more impressive than The Allies beating Germany at Normandy.
I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Jesus Christ Barkley is sweating like me while doing laundry.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Ballgame.
This still will hurt USC in the computers, sucks to be uuuuuuuuuuu
October 24th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Game ova.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
USC runs for a first down instead of kneeling with a fresh set of downs when OSU only has one timeout. No, that is not smart Mike, that’s fucking stupid.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Bradford is USC’s best back.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
computers cant use margin of victory anymore
October 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
The USC fellatio just does not end does it?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
GODDAMN WINDOWS 98!
October 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Patrick sounds like he was drinking the whole game.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
salisbury is suing deadspin
October 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
idk, somehow the computers hate usc, i cant imagine this helping
October 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Old men hate computers
October 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
I’m looking forward to the Notre Dame v BC game tomorrow morning.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
WHAT?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
What is it about teams from Oregon and Washington that make Pete Carroll coach like he’s wearing a fucking dunce cap.
Margin of victory can’t be used by the computers anymore, but anyone who thinks the the coaches or other voters don’t consider it is naive.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
And this is the picture ESPN is using right now, instead of him throwing a pick six.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
I still maintain USC would beat either Bama or Florida. Both of teams have very average passing games.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
that dude is grabbing tebows crotch. pretty liberal with the term virgin
October 24th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Nah that “arm” is actual Tebow’s dick.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
And this is the picture ESPN is using right now, instead of him throwing a pick six.
Anytime Tebow stiff arms anyone, including a baby, it shows up ESPN. Showing the pick 6, while a more accurate picture that describes how close the game was, doesn’t fit in with the ball sucking that they are wont to do at the TWWL.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
talk about a stiff arm
hey o
October 24th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Old men hate computers
cj: I love mine! (although I want to upgrade).
anybody here a computer geek that can tell me a scope to buy? I want a lot of RAM for fast surfing, don’t care about HUGE storage (100 gig would be fine), strong wireless, blu-ray, HDMI, etc.
Not a gamer (remember it’s me)
I can either replace a CPU or buy it as a laptop
/gotta be Windows though
October 24th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Not true. Best place in the world to git pictures of nekid little girls.
Time for me to,…………ah, go to bed. Yeah I’m going to sleep now, so I won’t be posting for at least 3 or 4 minutes. I mean hours.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Stanford “having their way” with Arizona St. 24-0 at the half.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
ok, so need lots of storage for porn
October 24th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
The fuck is a scope?
Who is the first dick to suggest an overpriced mac even tho he said it has to be windows?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Who the fuck is Jay Walker, and why did Charles Barkley and Rick Majerus have a child?
October 24th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
jpq, have you considered a mac, it’s soooo fucking intuitive….yeah couldn’t do it without laughing.
Windows pisses me off, but I spent all of my life learning it, and I’m too old now to learn a new OS.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
ok, so need lots of storage for porn
duder: no, my porn phase ended years ago. when I first really got on the net like 1999 (hence my name) to say 2002, I did a LOT of porn surfing. Now, not so much. I still partake once in a while, but nowhere near like I used to
October 24th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Wow Tebow completely quit on the first pick six, he easily could have tackled the guy. What a faggot.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA HE QUIT ON THE SECOND ONE TOO
October 24th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
The fuck is a scope?
sorry mole, just noticed that. like a “scope of supply” (what I should have in it). Started thinking like a M-F business guy at midnight on Saturday all of a sudden. Shit!
October 24th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I declare that UT RB Fozzwhit “Fozzy” Whitaker has the coolest name in college football.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
I got my desktop with 4 gigs of DDR3 ram and an 8 logistical processor quad core for around eight hundred. Think is a horse.
October 25th, 2009 at 12:00 am
thing*
October 25th, 2009 at 12:05 am
Ok, I’ve had about as much mediocre football and failed upsets as I can do today. I’m finishing my beer and going to bed.
October 25th, 2009 at 12:07 am
thx mole/ I bought a Dell “buiness grade” system about 6 years ago, and got the best of everything at the time (3 gig DD2 RAM, intel, etc), but time to upgrade (or replace the internals)
October 25th, 2009 at 12:08 am
i’m out too. just wanted to respond. thx
October 25th, 2009 at 1:06 am
whaaaaaaat???
///too frunk to look it up
October 25th, 2009 at 1:25 am
I apologize in advance but….
FUCK ALL OF YOU. 8-0.
/Sparty excepted. Thought they had it and he probably wants to die.
October 25th, 2009 at 2:12 am
souvenir city, don’t worry your loss is coming soon. you can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.
October 25th, 2009 at 2:33 am
Now watch me hit this drive.
October 25th, 2009 at 3:13 am
Alabama and their 2 point home win would like to continue fooling all the people while Iowa and their 3 point road win would like to continue proving the “JUST WIN BABY” motto.
One game at a time. Focus now shifts to Indiana. Go Hawks. 8-0.
October 25th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Dirburger.
October 25th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Ahahahaha What happened to checking your sources? Oh sweet irony..
October 25th, 2009 at 10:54 am
i wish the london game was played at noon local time. id rather watch a game if im going to be up 5 hours before the games start