NFL Late Games: Stop by Raiders-Jets For a Few Laughs
NFL October 25th. 2009, 4:10pm
The two late afternoon games I’m being treated to are Jets-Raiders and Falcons-Cowboys. Both games are must see, but for different reasons. Matt Ryan and Michael Turner lighting up the board on Jerry’s big TV is alluring in many ways, and being able to watch SidFarkus Russell play the role of quarterback for the second time in two weeks (L 7 – 44) will be awesome.
Buffalo (2-4) @ Carolina (2-3) — Thanks to a humorous barber, Jake Delhomme continues to carry the spirit of Lloyd Christmas. His 4 TDs and 10 picks play host to Ryan Fitzpatrick, who’s averaging 4.6 yards per pass attempt to go along with an interception. Enjoy.
NY Jets (3-3) @ Oakland (2-4) — JaMarcus Russell can throw a football 73 yards while sitting on a toilet. In the complicated world of the NFL, that tidbit of information is about as useful as John Clayton’s sex swing.
Chicago (3-2) @ Cincinnati (4-2) — The Cutler face. Chad Ochocinco de Duffy. Should be a fun one.
Atlanta (4-1) @ Dallas (3-2) — Surprise, Troy Aikman presides. He’ll be wearing a Babe Laufenberg jersey and Thom Brennaman will probably be wearing a Florida Gators nightgown. [Buck is in New York for the ALCS.]
New Orleans (5-0) @ Miami (2-3) — Expect another big game from Brees. Completely forgot Miami passed on him in favor of Daunte Culpepper back when Saban was there. New coaches, new faces, sure, but Roy Munson never forgets.
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October 25th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
i hope the cowboys get raped.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Did the Raiders fumble the opening kickoff?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
is thom going to blow romo all game
October 25th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I have to pull for the Cowboys today. I feel dirty.
Big crowd in Miami today. The upper level looks about half full
October 25th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
All this NFC resurgence stuff is nice, but I still think the Lombardi will be raised by Indy, NE and Pitt this year.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
The camera crew couldn’t find the opening kickoff. Bad sign.
/thanks for giving the unbeaten team the shit crew
October 25th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
*or
/drunk’d
October 25th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
They’re all in Oakland filming Sanchise’s locker.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
/drunk’d
light weight
October 25th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
TST revealed.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
announcers having to call Chad Johnson might be the greatest victory for ignorance this… well… that’s not really true.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Saints punting on their opening drive for the first time this year.
Now let’s see if they stop the wildcat
October 25th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Nice defense by the Bears.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
So the Bears left the pass rush in Chicago today.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
who is being carted off the field in the jets game
October 25th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Does Rex Ryan just hate Leon Washington?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Texans –
leon washington.
gulp.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Nah, I’m not really. But I did mix some rum with the last few scoops of some lifting supplement I had in a kitchen cabinet. It’s really good, though if I did the math to calculate its cost it’d probably piss me off.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
What the hell is a “jam box”? And has anyone seen a boom box since Radio Raheem was killed by scared racist white cops?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
uhh. fuck fox for hiring these lame ass broadcasters. thom just pulled a joe buck. fucking eeyore has more emotion than these pricks.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
YOU CANNOT BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
Davone Bess drops a pass. Refs call it a catch–right in front of Payton. Payton drops the flag immediately.
The camera malfunctions. The Saints lose the challenge. First down Dolphins.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
I love Roddy White.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
conspiracy!!!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Damn. Can you imagine if the Saints were good consistently? Jay would have had a massive coronary years ago.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
The shots on my television showed it! There’s no fucking backup plan?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
how far is russel from becoming ryan leaf?
/MSM’d
October 25th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Ha, the Red Zone guy just called Jim Leonhard Brian Leonard. Fucking scrappy dudes are hard to keep straight.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
i hate the number 6 for a qb. its so queer.
/won’t be able to sign in tomorrow
October 25th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
this can’t be real, can it?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
you would be surprised what they sell at passion parties, mmonast
October 25th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Whew! The Dolphins didn’t get any points out of it.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I don’t see why not, doesn’t seem too different from douche (first time that word has been used on here in its real meaning?). If they make a bacon cheeseburger one, I’m all in.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
jamarcus russell-biggest bust of all? Yes even more than you Leaf.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I think the real conspiracy of today’s games is the officiating in the Vikings/Steelers game. I still haven’t gotten over that damn phantom tripping call that ended up being a 14-POINT SWING
October 25th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Jake threw a pick already?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
refusing to get excited about Jets 14-0 lead.
2 Russell turnovers (fumble, int) gave jets ball inside Oakland 10-yard line twice.
Leon Washington carted off and it can’t possibly be good
October 25th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
No it wasn’t you immediately returned the kickoff, it was a seven point swing.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Sharpe just said “with Jake Delhomme as your QB, do you really need receivers?”
GET THIS MAN AN EMMY
October 25th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
sharpe is hilarious
October 25th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
those parties frighten, disturb, and eventually please me. I think they should be explained to boys at 16 so they get rid of their puritan idiosyncrasies before they don’t fuck a girl because she went to third base with Billy Chester.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
And they finally decided not to charge the Saints a time out.
Two false starts for the Saints in the first six plays. Damn.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
And now a delay of game.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
taco bell should be all over that product for obvious marketing reasons
October 25th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
They took away Holmes TD on a BS offensive PI call on the other side of the field as well.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Like 5 carries in Benson looks like he’s running pissed off.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
i hope mike bell can give me some points today
October 25th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Pick-six for Brees
October 25th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Started Benson for the first time today.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Now they’re saying he stepped out at the 5
October 25th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
The Bears defense is fucking me. I can’t help but blame mrejr, their defensive coordinator.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
whats a passion party?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
You’re not imagining it, they really are out to get you.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I’m about one defensive series from turning off the Bears game. Cedric Benson is… nevermind. I won’t say that here.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Williams scores from the Wildcat.
They look like the Katrina-year Saints so far.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Sex toy party I’m guessing.
It’s the plot point for a lot of porn I watch.
GODDAMNIT GIVE IT TO RONNIE
October 25th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
a passion party is where a bunch of women get together and they buy a bunch of sex toys and shit.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Yeah maybe my argument doesn’t make sense. I’m just ranting cause I feel the Vikes shoulda won that game. And it pains me, because this time I’m not able to lay the blame on Childress.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
If he’s friends with Lovie, I wouldn’t doubt it. He’s been known to can better guys in the interest of promoting his friends before. Ron Turner continues to dangle the photos of Lovie and Herman Edwards over his head to keep the OC job.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
sanders, come on. I’m not saying that. I’m saying they charged the Saints a time out because the camera box wasn’t working? You cannot do that!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Nah there were some bad calls in that game for sure. Sloppy play from both teams too.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
our defensive line is so small that teams run on us will. bye lovie. get me some monsters at dt
October 25th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
+1
October 25th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
If your WAG goes to one of these, give her some $ for the Head First stuff – she’ll come home wanting to suck your dick to try it out.
/thank me later.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Never thought i would start to RB’s from the same team until 4 weeks ago when i realized i would regret not starting williams and brown every week. i start both of them in both leagues every week. on aside not jarmarcus russell is dogshit
October 25th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
the important part for men is the shit.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I’m just messing with you. I admire your passion. I used to be like that, before a string of painful playoff losses led me to just expect the worse 60 minutes of every game and treat anything good as a victory. You should’ve seen me when Devin Hester ran back the opening kickoff of Super Bowl XLI. I had a steak knife and no meat in sight.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Roby answers with an 85 yard KO return.
This is the first time the Saints trail all year
October 25th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
D Revis in the house! highlight-reel pick in the end zone.
3rd turnover for JaMarcus in the first quarter.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
you paid for it?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Cannot continue to blame the head coach for his having 4 starters hurt, a bust at corner making $40M over 4 sitting on the bench and an offensive line that can’t block.
Lovie Smith is not the problem.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Hot knife through butter are the Bengals right now. Shades of 2005. Keep it up.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Consumerist did a review for that snatch flavoring
http://consumerist.com/5389241/vaginal-mints-are-a-very-very-bad-idea
apparently it’s just those mints you get from every sales rep, rebranded. hilarious.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Dolphins are throwing the kitchen sink at Brees. They’re playing like the Jets played them.
Carney’s FG is good. 7-3
October 25th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
holy big balls on rex ryan
October 25th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Lovie does love small players, at least based on my Rams experience. Still, Bears are quite a disappointment. Really thought they’d be good this year.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
theres also liquid shit they sale
/looked at the catalog after
October 25th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
No – but she brought it home and I got to enjoy it. It’s worth your money though.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Benson’s got over 70 yards, Ochocinco like 5 catches for 50 yards and a TD. Palmer’s got 76 yards and two TDs.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
i disagree this is the scheme he wants. small defensive tackles so they can get pressure on the qb but they arent getting any pressure with the regular starters and they are getting blown off the point of attack because the oline is stronger and heavier.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
COME ON TO CATCH IT
October 25th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
My girlfriend uses her nipple pleasing shit as lip gloss primarily. I doubt much of it is rocket science.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
ochocinco was supposed to do a td celebration for some soccer player
October 25th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Lovie’s running the Colts Cover 2, quick, undersized scheme. Only without the bookend pass rushers and badass safeties. It worked when he had superior LB’s and a dominating, Sappesque DT. He no longer has either of those.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Why didn’t 85 celebrate?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Lovie isn’t the solution, therefore he is by default the problem.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
So are all these budlight tailgate products real? I mean they seem fake, but at the same time, I could see bojacks buying this shit.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Ricky Williams!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Ricky to the House.
The Saints look like shit. Complete shit.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Jets with these uniforms again?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Flag on the Bears that held up the TD call.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Mole – most are fake, but the Grooler is real. I think it cost $125.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Feel free to correct me.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Mark Sanchez hates Dustin Keller. Therefore, I hate Mark Sanchez.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I was told I could expect 12 touchdowns. Where, pray, are my 12 touchdowns?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Even though I had a typo earlier, I just thought I’d throw this back up.
/Knocks out lung patting self on back.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
fuck. come on saints, i dont need you to get behind so you can abandon the run. EVEN THOUGH MIKE BELL HAS NOT TOUCHED THE FUCKING BALL!!
October 25th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
hmm… actually, this is good for me.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
3-and-out. AGAIN.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Jesus the Bears D sucks.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I sat the great Eli Manning for Drew Brees. I’m a fool.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Not yet. This is the kind of game where he will throw for like 425.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
wow, chad johnson is a monster of death
October 25th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Bengals inside the 5 again. Ochocinco and Palmer are clicking.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Get Benson a fucking touchdown
October 25th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
At this point, I don’t even care if the Bears win this game. I do however, want to see Cedric Benson suffer a horrific, Theisman-like injury.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
JP Foschi!
21-0 Bengals.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Are the Bengals actually good. Cause the Bears are sure making them look like it.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Bengals too high. The Bears could beat both them and the Broncos head to head.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Can’t help but think of alt-Newman every time Justin Fargas gets the ball.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Too hard.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I don’t want to make too much out of one week, but it’s starting to look a lot like the AFC is WAY better than the NFC. Again. But it’s one week.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
The reference to the “Colts Cover 2″ made me shart from laughter.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Did somebody’s alterego write an article that had a few negative comments? You should talk to Duffy.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
What do I have on Fox instead of a football game? The Jim Carrey smash hit “Man on the Moon!”
October 25th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
The defense has been capable all year, but the offense has pretty much sucked outside of the 4th quarter. With all the weapons they have, they are capable of putting a ton of points on the board. It’s just a matter of clicking together. Today they are.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Oh yeah… because the Rams and Buccaneers are two of the best teams in the NFC. Excellent use of a blanket statement, Cap.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
The first quarter is mercifully over.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Go away, Wanda Sykes.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Was referring more to the Bengals-Bears and Saints-Dolphins games. Go Hawkeyes!
October 25th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Frostee Rucker filling in for Antwaan Odom nicely thus far.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Gus Johnson just said Sean Dawkins, and he was talking about great NFL safeties. what an idiot.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Panthers 7, Bills 2, Nats comin’ to the plate.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Frostee Rucker? Isn’t he the rapist from USC?
October 25th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Flip it
October 25th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
oh hester
October 25th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Dhani Jones is the shit.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Hester fumbles, Bengals recover.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
17-3 Dolphins.
But HE’S THE GREATEST ANNOUNCER EVER! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/the Stephen A. Smith of play-by-play men
October 25th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Indeed.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Can you please be more specific?
October 25th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
But HE’S THE GREATEST ANNOUNCER EVER! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/the Stephen A. Smith of play-by-play men
you don’t think to mock Simmons when Johnson is mentioned?
October 25th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Love Iowa. They gave the Colts Dallas Clark and Bob Sanders. Even though Ohio State gave them Anthony Gonzalez, they can fuck the hell off for putting out Mike Doss.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Raiders getting peed on.
Gotta hand it to the fans out there. They still show up, dress up and scream for this clusterfuck.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
hey theres our #1 receiver. good thing the head coach doesnt push to sign an actual receiver like marvin harrison or matt jones because then he can blame the season on our shitty o-coordinator. but yeah lovie isnt to blame.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
shonn greene with his 1st career TD. 21-0 jets
October 25th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
loving this. Bengals are ass raping the Bears so far
October 25th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
okay, chad needs to stop catching shit. The Bears were cute initially but now it’s pissing off my fantasy situation. Also, Crackerjack is gonna beat me if Benson keeps having a nice day.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
dont forget about Quinn Pittcock bsanders. he put the colts in quite the bind.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
More Hawkeyes! YAY!
The Bears… are pathetic. It’s pretty much that simple.
/blanket statement
//also true
October 25th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
sam bradford will see you in the NFL.
http://newsok.com/sam-bradford-plans-surgery-to-enter-nfl-draft-in-april/article/3411994?custom_click=lead_story_photo
October 25th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Brees’ last three passes have been to Reggie Bush. You figure it out.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Well Bears fans, at least Lance Briggs showed up. He looks beastly.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
TST…
Tony La Russa is fucking DRUNK.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Brees INT on the deflection.
This is BAD people.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
8 catches, over 100 yards for Chad Eightfive already.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Lovie’s D look stellar. The Key West Cover nobody.
/not his fault
//yes it most certainly is
October 25th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Hahahahahahaha
October 25th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
It’s like going to a midnight Rocky Horror, what’s going on on the screen doesn’t actually matter.
/really, Oakland should have better teams, between Golden State fans and Raiders fans they have some of the top, what, five or six fanbases in the league for passion?
October 25th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Russell benched in OAK – Gradkowski’s first 2 passes hit NYJ defenders hands
October 25th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
24-fucking 3
October 25th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Why? It was time for McRae to go anyhow. Who would you have hired?
October 25th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
RUN RONNIE RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
October 25th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
A homeless guy with a fungo bat. Anyone but that PR nightmare.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
for those that care … Bradford post up. keep the NFL stuff here, tho
October 25th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Huge 3rd down for the Bears. If they can hold Cincy to a FG here, anything can happen…
October 25th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
i did pedict that the saints would lose this game.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
That… no…. that… no… no… that… really… REALLY MOZELIAK and DEWITT???? I was happy that LaRussa and Duncan looked to be coming back, still am, but damn, they obviously powerplayed to do it. Way to make a guy who won’t even help the team cause a media circus everywhere they go. At least Albert being a dick will be ignored more. sigh. sigh.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Ike Austin > Miles Austin
October 25th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
BENGALS 28
Bears 0
gotta be the surprise of the day
October 25th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
TD Coles.
28-0.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
So in otherwords you have no answer.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Miles Austin is who Terrell Owens thought he was.
/by “he” I meant himself
October 25th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
i tired of hearing the term mugged up.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
NOT MARK FUCKING MCFUCKINGGWIRE!!!
October 25th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Sean Salisbury?
October 25th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
As long as the Falcons lose I’ll be okay.
/we weren’t going 16-0
//The Saints have won 12 twice–and were wild cards both times
October 25th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Kate Austen > Ike Austin > Miles Austin
I love these!
October 25th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
If the Bengals get a stop here this would have to be the best half of football in franchise history. Simply awesome.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Hitting coaches are, pretty much, almost entirely meaningless. This is only annoying and bad. Plus St. Louis will cheer the shit out of him, which will be portrayed as embarassing as hell (cause, for the next 10 years at least ( or the time he works here)) it will Be embarassing as hell.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
My favorite was the half when Palmer got his knee rolled.
MEMMMMMMMMORIEESSSSSSSSSSS
October 25th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
That was fungo but I don’t believe it was a bat…
October 25th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Bulldog…
You can’t HONESTLY be defending that hire, can you? I mean… a HITTING coach? Maybe a strength and
conditioningcoach. Not a hitting coach.October 25th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
God the Bears suck.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
INt Leon Hall. Even this Bengals fans think this is ridiculous.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
He’s actually been our unofficial hitting coach for awhile, Schumacker, the duncans, Holliday, a bunch of people non affialted with the Cards have worked out with him in the offseason. He might even be good at it (as much as hitting coaches can be good at anything). It’s still just FUCKING stupid. And embaressing.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Austin Collie > Jane Austen > Austin Kearns > Kate Austen > Ike Austin > Miles Austin
October 25th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Carney shanks the FG. Of course he did.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I promise… I promise… LaRussa and Duncan are back becaue of this. Directly.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Hey Thom Brennaman, my mom could play pretty good football against the Browns. Don’t go anointing the Pack super bowl contenders just yet.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Is he still in the league?
If I could have Evangeline Lilly on a remote island ala LOST, I’d… well, I’d bone her. Therefore, I can’t add to this.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Austin Collie isn’t better than Jane Austen.
/Sense and Sensibility is a great book.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Dammit, I wanted the Saints to stay unbeaten. Now the Colts will be the “best team in the NFL.” I’ve seen this particular film before. It ends in either suicide or key season-ending injury. Fuck me.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
It will make my weekly “Pujols is on roids and 35″ posts more believable.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Just a FG?
Fucking Bengals.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Jane Austen can’t run a slant though.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Not sure. Heath Miller put him on the fast train to exileville.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
More not minding it as defending it. It doesn’t matter to me. I always liked Mac. Regardless of what he did or didn’t do. Like TST, many Cards who make off season homes out west work with him anyhow and he spends a lot of time in Jupiter with the team.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Hey! We held them to a FG!
/progress
//fuck the Bears
October 25th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Rams at Lions next Sunday, everyone. Rams at Lions.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
You can fucking have it. None of us really have true faith in this team yet. It’s different with LSU because we trust them and they’ve been there before.
And as I write this…..Sedrick Ellis goes down. Our first line of defense up the middle before Vilma.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
This is what that game makes me think of…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgTtHI_T7sw
October 25th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Is this even real? It’s not on the front page of the Post yet, and I’d assume it would be, right away. it’s not twittered by any of our baseball guys yet either.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Is this even real? It’s not on the front page of the Post yet, and I’d assume it would be, right away. it’s not twittered by any of our baseball guys yet either.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Uh-oh, the Bears are near midfield!
October 25th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
And there’s my requisite “Fuck Reggie Bush” comment.
/zero yard sideways punt return at the 6
October 25th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
…and then he falls on his face on the first and ten handoff
October 25th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Bears nearing FG range now. Can they do it?
October 25th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Yep, I still think the G-Men come out of the NFC.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
TST – I found it on SI’s MLB Twi++er
October 25th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
my dad called me and asked “when do the bears start playing?” and then followed that up with “that jay cutler is overrated” i responded with “you’re overrated.” and he says “yeah but not overrated like cutler.”
October 25th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
same people with the initial story though SC.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Bears score!
31-3 at half.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Damn, a successful review could keep us alive here. I don’t think the replay is in our favor here.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Lovie Smith, defensive genius.
So I guess 70 and sunny is too nasty for the dome-fraud Saints. Fantasy stat studs, first round playoff exit.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Here we go…
October 25th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
That’s not it. Their pass rush is shredding our tackles. We’re really gonna miss Jammal Brown.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Plus, the Dolphins have some sick DBs.
/at least today they do
October 25th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
TD Saints. Brees to Colston.
They still have life. Not much, but life
October 25th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
saints score with :05 left in the half, game on
24-10
October 25th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Not so fast… they’re gonna review it and rule his knee down on the 1.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
No TD. Fuck
October 25th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
brutal – saints lost the TD.
game not quite on
October 25th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I have no reason to root for the Saints, but for the rest of the year I’m gonna pull for them.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Saints will go for the TD at the half-yard line. 5 secs left, no timeouts.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Brees dive for the TD
October 25th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Game on!!!!
/Wayne’s World’d
October 25th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
check that, TD! Saints
raiders drive ends with a QB fumble (not gradkowski)
October 25th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
does seymour still think the raiders are making the playoffs?
PLAYOFFS? PLAYOFFS?
October 25th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
san-chise, baby.
31-0.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
great the Mark Sanchez BJ continues.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Those 33 handoffs have been flawless!
October 25th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
It’s funny how he wasn’t called Sanchise after the previous three games.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Jake with his second INT. That’s 12 on the season.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
ANOTHER SHARPER PICK-SIX!
October 25th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Maybe. It may be a touchback–fumble at the end zone out of bounds.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
I’m sure the camera won’t “break” on this review.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
/I think they made the wrong call
//for bsanders
October 25th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
The Bears are bad.