sarah-shahiSarah Shahi … bears in Yosemite are targeting minivans … not mentioned: Utah 4-day work week benefits guys with multiple wives … great vanity license plate … eight years later, this is a great read … perhaps the grossest record you’ll hear about today … video of police brutality in San Jose and here’s the story … a zombie in Iowa? … what a fun assignment – going to the Mansion to interview Hef … Chicago bar racist to college students? … Levi’s 15 minutes will be up in December …

The Houston Astros wanted Manny Acta. Badly. Owner Drayton McLane botched it … Acta is the new manager of the Indians. (Chronicle)

Delonte West tries to take off his wife’s wedding ring, she files a domestic violence report. (Action 19)

McCoy vs. Shipley. Cool read. (Star Telegram)

Here’s the Sean Salisbury lawsuit against Deadspin. We’re mentioned. We’ll have more on this later in the week. (Courier-Gazette)

Catching up with future NFL safety and current Oxford student Myron Rolle. (NYT)

NBA’s most depressing players of 2009. After these Michael Beasley photos surfaced, tough not to add him to the list. (Empty the Bench)

Besides needing instant replay, baseball needs to do something about postseason scheduling, which has been a disaster. (LA Times)

Rick Reilly and the horses. (LA Daily News)

Kansas City Chiefs RB Larry Johnson is – surprise! – not a happy camper. (Yahoo)

Wayne Gretzky, allegedly to a Las Vegas cabbie this weekend: Sin City will have an NHL team in five years. (Journal-Review)

Hal McRae has been fired as hitting coach with the St. Louis Cardinals to make room for … Mark McGwire. Ploy to keep Matt Holliday around? (Post-Dispatch)

More impressive than the Adrian Peterson trucking of William Gay?

Hello, Newman.