Rangers 6, Cubs 3: Swingin’ Sammy Sosa (also known as ‘Corked bat Sammy’ and ‘Juicin Sammy’) hit his 600th career homer last night. He’s only the fifth player to reach the esteemed plateau. Even Rangers fans don’t seem all that thrilled. It’s probably because Texas has the worst record in the Majors. Here’s one blogger standing up for Sammy. Is he Hall of Fame material? Got to be, right?

Twins 6, Mets 2: One of Minny’s young studs, Scott Baker, permitted just two runs in five innings, and sent the struggling Mets to their 10th loss in 12 games. How’s this rotation next year: Johan, Baker, Slowey, Liriano, and Boof/Garza as the fifth starter? We can see the Sports Illustrated cover now.

Boston 11, Atlanta 0: You see the Red Sox scored 11 runs and had 15 hits, and you figure Julio Lugo got his mack daddy vibe on. No. He was 0-for-5. Boston hit four homers to numb the fact Schilling’s on the DL. Is this a Shaq-like injury or what?

Oakland 5, Cincinnati 3: Dan Haren, he of the unruly locks, weathered giving up two early homers and improved to 9-2. Surprisingly, he’s got a better ERA (1.78) than Jake Peavy.

Tampa Bay 4, Arizona 7: James Shields was bound to stumble eventually – he got knocked around for six runs in five innings and the D-Backs crept within half a game of the Padres in the West.