mark-mcgwire-and-his-hot-wifeMark McGwire will be the St. Louis Cardinals’ batting coach next season, and the media is already wondering how long it’ll be before Big Red opens up about steroid use. “How telling is it that the Cardinals decided hiring one of the most controversial figures in baseball didn’t merit a face-the-music meeting with the public?” But why would McGwire open up about steroid use the same way Andy Pettitte and A-Rod did? They are still playing; McGwire is just a hitting coach. What does he have to gain by admitting that he cheated? Maybe McGwire doesn’t care about the Hall of Very Good. Perhaps golf is more important to him. We’re more puzzled by what a one-dimensional hitter can possibly teach the Cardinals. Joe Buck is stunned, too. [Post-Dispatch]