The One Where We Ask if the Saints Can Go Unbeaten
NFL October 28th. 2009, 2:45pmSince the beginning of the 2005 NFL season, one team each year has started the season at least 9-0. Each time that’s happened - Indianapolis (13-0) in 2005, Indianapolis again (9-0) in 2006, New England (18-0) in 2007, Tennessee (10-0) in 2008 - the football-covering media have raced to be the first to beat the undefeated drum. Why? Because in today’s sporting culture everything has to be the “best ever.”
That and the 1972 Dolphins’ champagne-popping ritual when the last unbeaten team falls each year is a lot like the college freshman who shows up to his old high school games on Friday nights wearing his letterman’s jacket. Writers want to see Mercury Morris go away, and for that I can’t really blame them.
Then again, is carrying a zero in the loss column that long really a good thing? Only one of the four teams that started at least 9-0 in recent years has went on to win the Super Bowl (the 2006 Colts, and they were probably the weakest of the group). The whole “we’re just taking it one game at a time” mantra sounds good in Total Access-friendly sound bytes, but executing it is another matter. Being undefeated means being a bad team’s potential savior (think New England vs. Baltimore in 2007). Or a good team’s chance to announce itself as elite (think Indianapolis vs. San Diego in 2005). In the NFL, every team - even the best team - is going to have an off week (or two). Even the ‘72 Dolphins had one; luckily for them, the Redskins failed to take advantage in Super Bowl VII. Attempting to go unbeaten is tough, and it might derail a Super Bowl season in the process. Nevermind that everyone is essentially trying to go unbeaten, it’s cool to be contrarian, dammit!
But enough Debbie Downer-ing, let’s talk about how the Saints can go 19-0! Here’s a game-by-game look at what they have left on their schedule:
Week Eight : Atlanta (home): Through six games, the Falcons are surrendering 368 yards per game. The seven teams giving up more than that have five wins - combined. The Saints are averaging just a shade under 40 points per game. That kind of statistical imbalance doesn’t bode well for a Monday night game in the Superdome. Ask Starship 7 how quickly things can go wrong when Tirico has crawfish.
Week Nine: Carolina (home): The Panthers, bad as they’ve been, still boast the eighth-ranked rushing attack in the league. Perhaps they can use the Williams/Stewart combo to play keepaway from Brees & Friends? Probably not in New Orleans.
Week 10: St. Louis (away): Seriously, if the Rams can’t keep the Colts’ offense under 40, what’s to stop the Saints from hitting 60?
Week 11: Tampa Bay (away): One of just two remaining outdoor games on the Saints’ regular-season schedule. If the Bucs played in New England or Pittsburgh, maybe weather could turn the game in a slopfest, giving the Bucs a shot. Barring an unexpected monsoon, the Saints should cruise.
Week 12: New England (home): If this game were being played at The Razor, it wouldn’t shock us to see the Patriots open as slight favorites. But once again the schedule sets up nicely for the Saints. They get the Patriots one week after New England’s trip to Indianapolis. Still, Moss and Welker in a dome …
Week 13: Washington (away): Oh, please.
Week 14: Atlanta (away): The good news here is that playing the Saints twice in a span of six weeks means they’ll be familiar with them and can possibly exploit any mismatches discovered in their previous meeting. The bad news is that the Falcons’ secondary is terrible and there’s really no way to hide a secondary in December unless you play in the Meadowlands.
Week 15: Dallas (home): If the Saints make it this far still unscathed, they’ll be 13-0, and depending on what’s happened to the Vikings, they could have homefield throughout the playoffs locked up. The Cowboys, more than likely, will be battling for a playoff spot, or the NFC East title. If there’s a “trap game” on this schedule, you’re looking at it.
Week 16: Tampa Bay (home): Unless Josh Johnson somehow turns into a serviceable NFL starting QB over the next two months, rookie Josh Freeman will be under center for this one. Could the Saints sit their starters for the second half and still win? When they’re already up by 24, why not?
Week 17: Carolina (away): While the Saints could be playing to join Miami and New England in the record books, the Panthers will likely be jockeying for draft position, somewhere between pick four and pick 10. There’s incentive for the Panthers to win in that they don’t want a division opponent making history on their field, but this Carolina team and “fight” haven’t exactly been synonymous thus far.
Playoffs: As of right now it would appear the Saints will probably play, say, the second-place NFC East team (Giants, Cowboys, Eagles?) or maybe the NFC West winner (Arizona?) in the divisional round, before hosting the Vikings in the NFC Championship. Both of those games would take place in the Superdome, the second of which would be the biggest game played there involving the Saints. If you’re a Saints fan, you have to like the sound of that. Meeting the Colts, Patriots or Steelers in the Super Bowl? Probably less appealing.
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October 28th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
It’s 50/50
October 28th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Week 13: Washington (away): Oh, please
/snickers
There schedule is set up perfectly, however I can see NE beating them in New Orleans, b/c that’s what the Patriots do. Brady and Co. can keep up w/ Brees on the scoreboard.
Prediction: They’ll finish no worse then 14-2.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
They lose to New England.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
They beat New England. New Emgland is not that good. They will not win the division. Everyone’s sucking their dicks right now because they put up 90 plus points on two winless teams.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
i hope they lose soon so i dont have to see that faggot mercury norris on my fucking television
October 28th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
if we lose 77-2 in the Superbowl, I’ll still be happier than I’ve ever been as a fan. As for the undefeated stuff, it’s TOO FUCKING EARLY!! We haven’t played one divisional opponent yet. damn.
And fuck Reggie Bush. I hope Kim gives him herpes.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
They lose this week to Atlanta.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I hated Friends.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
in the divisional round, before hosting the Packers in the NFC Championship
/bojack’d
October 28th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Larry, is that you?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I hope Kim gives him herpes.
again?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
And this.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
i hope they lose soon so i dont have to see that faggot mercury norris on my fucking television
I agree. you dont see Jim Kiick on TV
October 28th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
thats what i was going for bsanders
October 28th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Jeses christ no, I would say its more likely they finish 7-9 than 16-0, its THE SAINTS.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
The correct answer is no.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
15-1, they lose to the cowboys.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I hate that Black Motherfucker Mercury Morris.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
What’s up with the Nipsey Russell pic?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
I should temper comment #8 by saying Jennifer Anniston is amazing.
But still, fuck Friends.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Because Peyton is better than Drew.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Dirt I love that gravitar because when I read your comment it seems like its reading your comment to me.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
18-1 (Steelers repeat!)
October 28th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
16-0, yes.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
They lose twice.
11/2 and 12/13.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
More proof of Brian Griese’s racism.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
(insert personal attack here). (insert bad wishes on coop’s favorite teams here).
October 28th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I aint mad at Reggie.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
They will lose at least two games, one will be @ATL.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Dirt I love that gravitar because when I read your comment it seems like its reading your comment to me.
mind control. Don’t get used to Brainiac, though. He’s a stand-in.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Bob passed it down to his son? The bastard!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Like father like son.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
i hope you’re joking TST because im not going to get into an argument about it
October 28th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
But still, Friends brought white America together to laugh.
/a lot fixed
October 28th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Why is everyone on Atlanta’s dick? They aint shit.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Brian Griese was asked by Bob to invent the most embarassing black man possible and he drew Mercury Morris. I saw it on Discovery.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Saints might split with the Falcons. Might lose to the Pats. WILL beat the dogshit out of the Cowboys, Bucs, Rams. Might lose last game to Carolina.
13-3.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
It’s evil villain gravatar month at TBL.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Why is everyone on Atlanta’s dick? They aint shit.
/Neither are bitches
//Snoop’d.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I wish somebody would get Mercury hooked on blow again so he would go back to prison where he belongs. I hate that loud-mouth
October 28th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
16-0? heck no. STL will beat them. book that shit
October 28th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
thought i was being labeled. my fault
October 28th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Saints lose a game, i just don’t think their team has the experience to keep the foot on the gas for another 10 games.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
/looks at jim brown gravatar
//nods because i fit in
///shut your mouth…jim brown is the GOAT
////what the fuck is the purpose of the “insert” button on a keyboard?
October 28th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
You would hit it with great vengeance and furious anger if given the chance, you Brad Clooney motherfucker.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
brad clooney was banging nasty bitches on BURN AFTER READING
October 28th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
You wouldn’t notice modern Jennifer Aniston if she walked by you in the mall.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
/ I can still dream
October 28th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Unless you were like “damn, that old lady sure works out.”
October 28th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
no, that book will go unopened. Hell, that book doesn’t exist. The Rams suck.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Mercury Morris looks like hes performing “The Breaks” by Kurtis Blow at Karaoke Night.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
a 40 year old with no kids? i would be balls deep in that
October 28th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
You wouldn’t notice modern Jennifer Aniston if she walked by you in the mall.
You’d sure as hell notice Courtney Cox though.
/don’t care if she’s had plastic surgey.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
i would. id even offer to buy her a pretzel from aunt anne’s. a cinnamon sugar one too.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
tuberculosis? that’s just wrong wishing something like that.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Wikipedia says Mercury Morris is 62. Not sure about the kids.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
LOL! thanks
October 28th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Jennifer Aniston went through that hideous Hollywood metamorphosis that happens to actresses in their early thirties where they lose all their hot baby fat, and thus their soft faces, tits, and ass, and become all sharp angles and sinewy arms. It’s frightening, and it’s taken far too many of our most fuckable objects of masturbatory delight.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
better watchout, you’re brad clooney, she might forget to take her pills one day
October 28th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
football is violent. get the fuck over it you grandstanding congressional ass wipes.
/OTL
October 28th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Worse yet was Courtney Cox.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
She’s looking better, but yeah. I always think of Cameron Diaz and Aniston as the standard bearers.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Worse yet was Courtney Cox.
Seriously? Please refer to the picture in comment 53 and reconsider that statement.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
14-2 sounds about right. Likely New England and 1 unexpected loss.
Leery of teams that win with offense, no matter how lethal. The Saints D is much better, but not the strength of the team.
/Still really like them and think they are likely NFC Super Bowl attendee
October 28th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I’d like the Saints to do it just because of how much it would piss off Patriot fans, especially if they won it all.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
PATRIOTS on the road this season:
Loss to Jets.
Loss to Broncos.
Saints vastly inferior to both of those offenses.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
we’d be the most pissed off fans evah. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
/boston fan’d
October 28th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
you mean defenses, right?
October 28th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
or superior
October 28th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
saints offense at home averages what, 68 ppg?
Jets struggled to score at home vs NE
broncos struggled to score at home vs. NE
Saints will not have any problem scoring at home vs. NE.
the best D in the league got lit up for 48 in the dome.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
wow. no one from the NL has repeated since the 75-76 reds
October 28th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Much to my dismay, it looks like the Patriots are now clicking on most cylinders.
It was obvious that Brady wasn’t right for the first several games of the season… He missed wide open guys, was nervous in the pocket, etc… That looks to be gone in the last 2 weeks. He hasn’t missed guys open, and suddenly the offense looks like a juggernaut again.
/Their D might be suspect…
//Hoping their D is suspect and that they keep scoring since I have Brady and Moss in my Big $ league.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I don’t even know who you are anymore.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I think the Saints finish 14-2 or 13-3. One of those a divisional loss to Carolina or Atlanta.
I’d like the Saints to do it just because of how much it would piss off Patriot fans, especially if they won it all.
I wouldn’t just cause of the emotional rollercoaster they’d put me through.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Against two winless teams.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I got nothing against the saints, but I’ve been watching football for 30 years, and at no point have the saints (or Drew Brees) done anything, ANYTHING to make me think they won’t blow this. Maybe this year is different, but history says it isn’t.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Colts finish with a better record
October 28th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Denver played at NO?
/Giants are fraud city
October 28th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
It’s really evil gravatar month? Damn. I can’t change mine until the Hawks lose. It’d be bad karma.
/hopes to never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVAR change it
October 28th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
i think the denver broncos would like to have a word with you about who the best D in the league is…
October 28th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
damn, coop beat me to it…
October 28th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I can’t change mine until the Hawks lose
Well, you can change it Saturday morning after the Wizkids smack them around Friday night!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Soooo Saturday afternoon?
October 28th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I’m always occupied from about 1-3 central. Damn, I missed this one.
My biggest fear right now is the SI jinx. And guess who’s the cover boy? Yep, our #6 offensive weapon.
/Reggie Bush and the Saints
October 28th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Is that at the phone booth or the Highlight Factory?
October 28th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
@ATL, lefty.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I want the Saints to keep winning. If the Saints host the NFC championship game I will be on Bourbon Street parting hard.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
A lot of us let out our life-long frustration with LSU’s two national championships, but people will be going fucking insane if the Saints win it all. One thing that makes it more special down here is that they have been the only game in town and the city’s only love for nearly 45 years, except for the occasional professional basketball appearance. Plus it will fall around Mardi Gras time.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
The Panthers don’t care about week 17, the 49ers have their pick.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Huh? When?
/ESPN’d
October 28th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I got nothing against the saints, but I’ve been watching football for 30 years, and at no point have the saints (or Drew Brees) done anything, ANYTHING to make me think they won’t blow this. Maybe this year is different, but history says it isn’t.
The Niners before the 1980s had done nothing. The Patriots before 2001 had a couple of good seasons but didn’t have the history of success they do now. The Colts were called chokers until a few years back.
Every team starts off somewhere.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
MUST. NOT. COMMENT.
URGE. TOO. STRONG.
/whew, that was close
October 28th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if our Saints go unbeaten this year. Lots of posts about not having played a divisional opponent yet, but our division is so weak this year, what will it matter? Looks like six guaranteed victories, from where I sit. And there’s no way in Hell that New England escapes the Superdome with a win. The Saints defense is gonna rattle Tom Brady; he won’t know what hit him. This ain’t the Northeast, baby; this is New Orleans! What’s Brady gonna do in that ‘Dome, when seventy-thousand-plus drunk-ass cajuns are yellin’ “Who Dat?!” The Patriots haven’t beaten anyone this year, while the Saints have decimated some of the better teams in the league. And as for the Dallas Cowboys, I personally can’t wait for that one. Brees is gonna take Romo to school, and show all of the talking heads up north why he is the best quarterback in the league today. Who dat, baby! 19-0!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
number 6? That’s pretty high for our thrid string “special talent”
Brees
Colston
Bell
Pierre
Moore
Carney
Shockey
Henderson
Sharper
Meachem
ok, maybe he’s ahead of Meachem. Prolly a top ten Saints scoring threat. Good job!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
*third
**forgot Lyndell Hamilton.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
LSU championships did next to nothing for most Saints fans. The Saints winning the Superbowl… I can’t imagine a sight like that. I’m torn if I’ll go to Nawlins to watch it with my fam. Would it be safe, I’m sure the cops are going to be drunk as well…
October 28th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
There’s nothing to be torn about, Makblunt. You gotta go! Had the time of my life watching the comeback against the Dolphins with my dad and my bro this past Sunday. We’ve been so geeked-up this season, first vs. the Giants, and then vs. the Dolphins; just don’t know how anybody down here would react to seeing the New Orleans Saints in the God Damned Super Bowl! Can you imagine the announcers on WWL Saints Radio as the time ticks away in the NFC title game if our boys are ahead?! Absolute bedlam, my friend.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
It would be chaos after the championship game. Absolute madness. If they win the Superbowl, I have no idea what would happen. Riots? I doubt it, but wouldn’t be suprised.