Kate Beckinsale has some nice stems, and don’t know about you, but we’re a sucker for an English accent … we plan on breaking some rules today, and we’ll start with this: many, many props go out to our readers, for you helped us break records this month in visitors (we may hit 500,000!) and page views (1 million is within reach!) … now that we’ve thrown out a shoulder patting ourselves on the back, the other rule we’re going to break is in regards to fantasy football … lastly, we’re getting way more links than we can handle, so don’t feel like we’re ignoring your emails, we’re just overwhelmed at this point … it’s movie tuesday!

Starbury doesn’t make it rain - he just hands out cash at a NYC club and then to a homeless man. (Page Six)

Really cool: athletes on cereal boxes. (Deuce of Davenport)

Rod Beck is one of many athletes who died young. (Doberman on the Diamond)

If this is who we’re trotting out at Copa, our soccer team is doomed. (Yankee Hooligan)

Bruce Willis and the awful-looking new Die Hard flick invade Sportscenter today. (Awful Announcing)

Political writer takes a shot at sportswriters over race. (Counterpunch)

How are five of the first six most memorable sports moments all baseball-related? (Armchair GM)

Hot chick from Step-by-Step wears a risqué dress. (The Bastardly)

More lameness from those douchy Kobe video guys. (Inside Hops)

The Atlanta Hawks have new uniforms. (Pig Pen)

Greg Norman’s $100 million divorce could rival Michael Jordan’s. (Sports by Brooks)

Non-sports: anyone house-hunting must listen to this. (NPR)

It has begun: Fire Gary Bettman. (FYI Sports Fans)

Video of Vida Guerra at an FHM shoot. Yowza. (Red Balcony)

That asshole who tried to sue his dry cleaners for $54 million for losing his pants gets it hard and fast up the rear from a judge. Love that judge. (NY Times)