shane-victorino-ny-postDoes anyone actually read the position-by-position World Series breakdown that every newspaper seems to have provided us with today? People who don’t care about baseball obviously won’t be reading it, the casual fans could care less and the diehards aren’t exactly waiting around wondering which team has the advantage in right field.

Seems like a waste, especially since such predictable filler prevents the New York Post from being the New York Post.

As for tonight, no one is even sure if Game 1 will be played yet due to the “threat of reign.” Love when headline writers get zingy with it.

world-series-yankees-philliIf the game is rained out, we’re looking at five straight games, starting tomorrow, which would certainly affect how the Yankees use CC Birdbathia. But the idea of Chad Gossamer starting a game in this series is downright hilarious.

Fans of the Phillies should be rooting for that above all other things. Yankee fans should be hoping for some baseball tonight.

For the sake of our relentless binge, the string of Monday night football to opening night in the NBA to Game 1 of the World Series shall not be broken.

Pictured at top right is Shane Victorino just seconds after learning Hulk Hogan shocked the world and signed with TNA.

UPDATE: The sun is out in Manhattan.

Stay mad at your balls, my friends.