lacey-chabert-i-love-youLacey Chabert … severed feet keep turning up on the British Columbia coast … homeless man tries to steal ferret by shoving it down his pants … people are angry over the Chris Farley commercial … can’t we all just get along? … now that’s a deal! … nice - they’ve made an arrest in that football player attack on a referee … the crazy teacher-student stories never end … man who is 112 marries a 17-year-old … really hope our Comscore tipster survives the layoffs … if you don’t have a Halloween costume, go as an iphone … massive NYT magazine story on the Obamas marriage … interview coming around lunchtime …

Teenagers in Utah cited for “disorderly conduct” after trying to rap their order at the McDonald’s drive-thru window. (Fox 13)

The Charlotte Bobcats will be the butt of many jokes this season. (Sports Hernia)

Steve Phillips’ agent must have worked really, really hard to get the largest circulation paper in the country to run this. (USA Today)

A 2nd chance for Alex Smith in San Francisco. (SI)

The 0-2 start in Cleveland is cause for concern! (Plain-Dealer)

Denver won at Portland, 97-94, primarily because Carmelo Anthony had 41 points, but also because Greg Oden clanged two free throws with 4.6 seconds left. (Denver Post)

Eddie House and his son will be on the Cartoon Network this weekend. (Boston Herald)

Just a few weeks ago, the Hokies were in the National title discussion. No mas - UNC 20, VT 17. (Roanoke Times)

Radio host suspended for saying really inaccurate things about the Buccaneers. (Joe Bucs Fan)

Bulls 92, Spurs 85. In Chicago. Duncan had 28 points, but six Bulls scored in double figures. (Sun-Times)

Vols’ defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin, not retiring. (Knox News)

Rough news for Time, Inc. - massive layoffs expected. (NYT)

Clausen and Weis won’t talk about the NFL until the regular season is over. (Tribune)

The end is not near for newspapers! (Slate)

Point guard Derrick Rose hangs in the air, rejects 6-foot-7 Richard Jefferson.

Wicked cool.